Guest Archie Leach Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 "fluty1@msn.com" <fluty1@msn.com> wrote: >On Jun 23, 4:39?pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young ><ancient_o...@shoggoths.rule> wrote: >> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with a beady >> eye, and foamed wildly: > >drop dead punk drop dead punk Quote
Guest Steve Leyland Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Archie Leach stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : "fluty1@msn.com" <fluty1@msn.com> wrote: : : : On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young : : <ancient_o...@shoggoths.rule> wrote: : : : On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with : : : a beady eye, and foamed wildly: : : : : drop dead punk : drop dead punk meow meow punk -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) irc.exilenet.org/#flonk NOW LISTENING TO: http://mar.exilenet.org:9042/listen.pls =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde ====================================================================== "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. plonk " bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow Quote
Guest Missy Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 On Jun 23, 8:02?pm, "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote: > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Archie > Leach stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > > : "flu...@msn.com" <flu...@msn.com> wrote: > > : > : : On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young: : <ancient_o...@shoggoths.rule> wrote: > > : : : On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with > : : : a beady eye, and foamed wildly: > : : > : : drop dead punk > : drop dead punk > meow meow punk > > -- > Steve Leyland > mhm32x16 ?Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 > Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 > alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter > Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) > > irc.exilenet.org/#flonk > > NOW LISTENING TO:http://mar.exilenet.org:9042/listen.pls > > ? =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= > > Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde > ====================================================================== > "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility > to do so, ?I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems > convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little > gallery is a child rapist. ?In a sense, he is much like the ratty > kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he > wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and > defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt > spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then > returns to mark his "territory" again. ?I realise he is little more > than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." > > HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy > ====================================================================== > "Warning to all: > Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the > muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past > UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. plonk " > > bear, uk.rec.motorcycles > ====================================================================== > ?"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless > post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of > Usenet: ?the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, > dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, > obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, > flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, > physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, > masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal > POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and > for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus > slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." > > Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa > ====================================================================== > "I went to the Garden of Love, > ? And saw what I never had seen; > A Chapel was built in the midst, > ? Where I used to play on the green. > > And the gates of this Chapel were shut > ? And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; > So I turned to the Garden of Love > ? That so many sweet flowers bore. > > And I saw it was filled with graves, > ? And tombstones where flowers should be; > And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, > ? And binding with briars my joys and desires." > > William Blake. > ====================================================================== > "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this > right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to > seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and > regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, > article 19. > ====================================================================== > "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of > people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in > deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as > Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." > > ? ? ? |\ ? ? ? ? ? ?_.-'~~""'~`'~) > ? ? ?/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ? ? ?,-;;--'' > ? ? |,4) ./ ?' ? ? ; ? ?;/' > ? ?'-~~;'@ ? ? ? ?( ? ; ; > ? ?_.--'' ? ?_.-_..' ?.;.' > ? (,_..----''' (,..--'' > > ? meow meow ya ass ya kookie fuck! Quote
Guest Fred Tehbot Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 Missy <MissMorganPooh@gmail.com> wrote in message news:2e81971a-a9a2-49a8-9f0d-194fb0e59ae7@b1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com: > o...@shoggoths.rule> wrote: Classic attribution problems again. > =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= > =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D TAXI! > =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D= > =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D Jane, are you trying to look unattractive? > I have not lost my mind. It's backed up on disk somewhere. Oh, my! How improper. > =EF=BF=BD =EF=BF=BD_.-'~~""'~`'~) Fallacy of equivocation; a word with two or more different meanings in the same argument. > ,-;;--'' I know enough to do that. > =BF=BD ; ; Moonlight becomes you; total darkness even more. > meow ya ass ya kookie fuck! Can you think without moving your lips? Quote
Guest an Old friend Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 On Jun 23, 10:26?pm, Missy <MissMorganP...@gmail.com> wrote: > fake and one of the cross posting spamers Quote
Guest Art Deco Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> wrote: >"fluty1@msn.com" <fluty1@msn.com> wrote: > >>On Jun 23, 4:39?pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young >><ancient_o...@shoggoths.rule> wrote: >>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with a beady >>> eye, and foamed wildly: >> >>drop dead punk >drop dead punk drop dead punk -- "Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic] should be your concern, Deco." -- David Tholen Quote
Guest The Secretary of HomIntern Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:24:41 -0500, Archie Leach k'lamed: > "fluty1@msn.com" wrote: >>On Jun 23, 4:39?pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young >>wrote: >>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with a >>> beady eye, and foamed wildly: >> >>drop dead punk >drop dead punk drop dead punk -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political." Bent Depraved N. Deviant Cock-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 Rotate email munge 13 times to get real addy "The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children." "What a lame copycat you are." -- the PorchMonkey4Life, posting as "The Secretary of HomIntern", in MID: <UkdTh.2573$Z66.747@trnddc06>, re-defines irony yet again. Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of the PorchMonkey4Life http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ "Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd Old politicalcompass.org: Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38 New political compass: Economic Left/Right: -6.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.67 Odd. I seem to be swaying. "The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID: <Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1083@bignews1.bellsouth.net> Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk "It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature." http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm TEH WAY OF THE K00K Never learn from your mistakes. Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right. Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you. Always believe that only you know the TRVTH. Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k. When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit! If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs. When caught in a lie: LIE! When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton Plagiarism is your friend. Use it. Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations, even if they don't have any. (06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group. (06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't want to disappoint them! (10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval everywhere. Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id. Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites. Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks." If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail. Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they approve the drivel you are writing! (9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files. Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to obey any rules. Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines. Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint agencies. Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more likely others will believe you! If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write. (17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin) The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll get! When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet. Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked, abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME! PLONK !" People really know you mean business then. Always remain clueproof. (20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose soul in in peril of everlasting damnation. When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and screed in response. Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting. Neither is illiteracy. Delusions poasted often enough become fact. Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you. When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s). Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame! Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts. Always sneck the offending newsfroups. Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky glory. Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of. Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents. (20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign of misinformation and character assassination. Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee! The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue them from intellectual darkness. Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible. Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice. Claim that you've come from other planets. Claim thousands of past lives. Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from "legal@" some domain. Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in the future. Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid disinformation agent looking to discredit you. Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued. Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle". Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all. AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see. They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and yours will be next. The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate, censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane. Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth. Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not require proof. Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum. Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding. (06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad Hominem. (04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels. It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay rent, to name just two. Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity. Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable to silence konspiracy ko0ks. The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you. Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life. Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and keep you drugged if you tell them the truth. Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for proving your case. Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or... There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in manipulation. If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed. Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with. Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity. You are the only sane one. Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition. Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and jealousy. If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles, or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second time. Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks. Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony. K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only the k00k can see. "They laughed at Einstein, too!" ....with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt. Quote
Guest Colonel Jake Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 "Art Deco" <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in message news:230620082058531346%erfc-1024@usa.net... >Archie Leach <leach@spam.antiham> wrote: >>"fluty1@msn.com" <fluty1@msn.com> wrote: >>>On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young >>><ancient_o...@shoggoths.rule> wrote: >>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with a beady >>>> eye, and foamed wildly: >>> >>>drop dead punk >>drop dead punk >drop dead punk drop dead punk Quote
Guest Colonel Jake Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 George "Fluty" Maloney <fluty1@msn.com> <6d9e446c-b219-4e25-9316-321b4bcebe82@x41g2000hsb.googlegroups.com> : :Colonel Jake <SergeantYork@comcast.net> :>Art Deco<erfc-1...@usa.net> :> :> Archie Leach <le...@spam.antiham> :> >>George "Fluty" Maloney <fluty1@msn.com> :> >>>On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young :> >>><ancient_o...@shoggoths.rule> :> >>>>George "Fluty" Maloney <fluty1@msn.com> fixed me with a :> >>>>beady eye, and foamed wildly: :> :> >>>drop dead punk :> >>drop dead punk :> >drop dead punk :> :> drop dead punk : :EXACTLY : Why you telling me? (George "Fluty" Maloney), "They're all?!?!?!,...., your friends!!!..." <Newsfroups restored> drop dead punk Quote
Guest Tony Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 Beware of this Steve aka Steve Y aka Steve O etc character - he questions every post he doesn't understand and if you get irritated at him, he will follow you through usenet trolling your posts. Plonk (killfile) him and never answer any of his posts. 'Cause if you don't he'll FROG the socks right off of ya. > > |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' > |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' > '-~~;'@ ( ; ; > _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' > (,_..----''' (,..--'' > > meow -- The 3, 2, 1 master of the CyberFROG Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond the realm of understandability Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday Quote
Guest The Black Goat With A Thousand Y Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:58:53 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady eye, and foamed wildly: > Archie Leach wrote: >>"fluty1@msn.com" wrote: >>>On Jun 23, 4:39?pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote: >>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with a >>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly: >>> >>>drop dead punk >>drop dead punk >drop dead punk drop dead punk -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! Cthulhu fhtagn! mhm 29x21; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16 Chas. E. Pemberton; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 "Life size models of Cthulhu, on sale now!" "Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it adversely." -- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID: <V6xNe.27650$XM3.20042@bignews5.bellsouth.net> "You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here. Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain." -- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID: <jljOe.5348$ZD4.3...@bignews3.bellsouth.net> "For the most part, morality is universal." -- John "Easily" Shocked "The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID: <Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1083@bignews1.bellsouth.net> "Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID: <RSR3f.23691$5l.19933@bignews1.bellsouth.net> "Laws count, the US Constitution count more, and we need to have judges on the bench who are going to Carry Out those laws, not Make Law or Interpret Law." -- John "Easily" Shocked contradicts his own words on the overriding importance of society's reluctance to accept homosexuality, in Message-ID: <brIDe.67062$Qo.12613@fed1read01> "I heard that you are still trespassing in the USA. If it's black, it refuses to work and it accuses whites of racism. What a joke. Look at a map and see where Africa is, bitchboy. What is this GOD DAMNED NIGGERISH ALLEGIANCE YOU HAVE TO TRYING TO GET WHITE PEOPLE TO HAND OFF OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT AGAINST YOUR CRIMINAL ALLEGIANCE?????? Too afraid to tell the truth? WIMPS! COWARDS! LIARS! MILITANT ASSPRICKS! LOSERS! FAILED BULLSHITBOYS WHOSE CANDY HAS NO RED ON IT! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE! I LICKED THE RED OFF YOUR CANDY BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR ILK HAVEN'T GOT ANY FURY! THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T BEAT ME VIA ANY LAWFUL MEANS WHATSOEVER! YOU'RE A NAMBY PAMBY ANTI-USA ASSPRICK!" -- Huge pools of MOLTEN WENTZKY are being found all over the Carolinas, after his reply to Panama Floyd, in Message-ID: <qiA3k.2556$Xe.1871@bignews1.bellsouth.net> Quote
Guest Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish I Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:17:51 -0400, Tony sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea: > Beware of this Steve aka Steve Y aka Steve O etc character - he questions > every post he doesn't understand and if you get irritated at him, he will > follow you through usenet trolling your posts. Plonk (killfile) him and > never answer any of his posts. 'Cause if you don't he'll FROG the socks > right off of ya. I think you're exaggerating. -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! Usenet Ruiner #5; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13 Demon Prince of Absurdity; COOSN-029-06-71069; Official Chung Demon Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16; AUK Psycho & Felon #21 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 Parrot & Zombie #2; Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 "Lola Stonewall Riot" is not part of my email addy. "If I were a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, bloody, bloody, blub..." "For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning" Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ "Hey Theophan, I need your help again. Will you please come assist me again? aggreen is after me again. He has been after me for a year and counting now. I want you to destroy his character for me. I can't do it." -- Olympiada: Not too proud to beg for help when it comes to character assassination, and Mistress of the Bleeding Obvious. MID: <45E22F00.5070103@yahoo.com> "I think we have taken care of the net.KKKopping in alt.gothic. Could all the kookologists trim alt.gothic from their headers and leave us alone now? It has gone on long enough. I can take care of myself in there from here on out. Thanks. I know how to fight off trolls now. Thank you for the education." -- Olympiada thinks she's had an education, and that means it's time for those nice kookologists to go away and leave her sandbox alone now, in MID: <45e330a8$0$16404$88260bb3@free.teranews.com> "Who booby-traps a dead end? That's just not right." -- Cordelia >> Are you the Peter J Ross that I've heard so much about? > > Probably. I'm the one who doesn't resort to forgery after losing an > argument. "You're the one with the extensive brain damage... okay I see. You're gonna be easily to own them." -- PorchMonkey4Life: Not aware of too many things. MID: <bf7xh.834$hH2.64@trnddc02> At last! See Joxer The Mity Monkey on camera! Watch him freak out!! "You're just mad that you got tard stomped again fagg0t. You throw something incredibly lame out there and I ramming it right back down your throat. And you wonder how I just did what I did to you. You wonder how I can make something so lame that you tossed out there so gosh darn amusing when I fling it back at ya. "Here's the secret: Unlike you, I am not retarded. You're tardness gets in your way every single time, fagboi. "Are you still crying over your keyboard, c0ckslurper? Is your mouth wide open and drool falling out. Is your chunky body convulsing as you think about how you were once again made a fool of? Are yellow boogie snots running out of your unnaturally large nose down your triple chins? "Look at what I reduced you too, tard.. I thoroughly enjoy owning and abusing you.. Thanks for being so tarded and so easy to beat." -- The PorchMonkey4Life has gone on to re-define red as yellow, black as white, and being run over by a truck as just a scratch. Message-ID: <kX3Nh.525$vI1.380@trnddc02> "And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID: <cfcd3f4660694e3afeaadaa2723e9ab1@msgid.frell.theremailer.net> The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed: "You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a cop posing as an underage person online? I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much. Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the public. They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats. Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to meet the person, etc. Lost control, didn't you? Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID: <H%%Eg.28916$Uq1.22411@bignews6.bellsouth.net> To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker Quote
Guest Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish I Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:48:00 -0700, Colonel Jake sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea: > "Art Deco" wrote... >>Archie Leach wrote: >>>"fluty1@msn.com" wrote: >>>>On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote: >>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with a > beady >>>>> eye, and foamed wildly: >>>> >>>>drop dead punk >>>drop dead punk >>drop dead punk >drop dead punk drop dead punk -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! Usenet Ruiner #5; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13 Demon Prince of Absurdity; COOSN-029-06-71069; Official Chung Demon Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16; AUK Psycho & Felon #21 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 Parrot & Zombie #2; Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 "Lola Stonewall Riot" is not part of my email addy. "If I were a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, bloody, bloody, blub..." "For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning" Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ "Hey Theophan, I need your help again. Will you please come assist me again? aggreen is after me again. He has been after me for a year and counting now. I want you to destroy his character for me. I can't do it." -- Olympiada: Not too proud to beg for help when it comes to character assassination, and Mistress of the Bleeding Obvious. MID: <45E22F00.5070103@yahoo.com> "I think we have taken care of the net.KKKopping in alt.gothic. Could all the kookologists trim alt.gothic from their headers and leave us alone now? It has gone on long enough. I can take care of myself in there from here on out. Thanks. I know how to fight off trolls now. Thank you for the education." -- Olympiada thinks she's had an education, and that means it's time for those nice kookologists to go away and leave her sandbox alone now, in MID: <45e330a8$0$16404$88260bb3@free.teranews.com> "Who booby-traps a dead end? That's just not right." -- Cordelia >> Are you the Peter J Ross that I've heard so much about? > > Probably. I'm the one who doesn't resort to forgery after losing an > argument. "You're the one with the extensive brain damage... okay I see. You're gonna be easily to own them." -- PorchMonkey4Life: Not aware of too many things. MID: <bf7xh.834$hH2.64@trnddc02> At last! See Joxer The Mity Monkey on camera! Watch him freak out!! "You're just mad that you got tard stomped again fagg0t. You throw something incredibly lame out there and I ramming it right back down your throat. And you wonder how I just did what I did to you. You wonder how I can make something so lame that you tossed out there so gosh darn amusing when I fling it back at ya. "Here's the secret: Unlike you, I am not retarded. You're tardness gets in your way every single time, fagboi. "Are you still crying over your keyboard, c0ckslurper? Is your mouth wide open and drool falling out. Is your chunky body convulsing as you think about how you were once again made a fool of? Are yellow boogie snots running out of your unnaturally large nose down your triple chins? "Look at what I reduced you too, tard.. I thoroughly enjoy owning and abusing you.. Thanks for being so tarded and so easy to beat." -- The PorchMonkey4Life has gone on to re-define red as yellow, black as white, and being run over by a truck as just a scratch. Message-ID: <kX3Nh.525$vI1.380@trnddc02> "And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID: <cfcd3f4660694e3afeaadaa2723e9ab1@msgid.frell.theremailer.net> The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed: "You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a cop posing as an underage person online? I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much. Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the public. They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats. Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to meet the person, etc. Lost control, didn't you? Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID: <H%%Eg.28916$Uq1.22411@bignews6.bellsouth.net> To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker Quote
Guest Art Deco Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 The Secretary of HomIntern <cbcrfanexl@zrbj.bet> wrote: >On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:24:41 -0500, Archie Leach k'lamed: >> "fluty1@msn.com" wrote: >>>On Jun 23, 4:39?pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young >>>wrote: >>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with a >>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly: >>> >>>drop dead punk >>drop dead punk >drop dead punk drop dead punk -- "Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic] should be your concern, Deco." -- David Tholen Quote
Guest Art Deco Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote: >On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:48:00 -0700, Colonel Jake sat in thee Comfee >Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea: >> "Art Deco" wrote... >>>Archie Leach wrote: >>>>"fluty1@msn.com" wrote: >>>>>On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote: >>>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with a >> beady >>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly: >>>>> >>>>>drop dead punk >>>>drop dead punk >>>drop dead punk >>drop dead punk >drop dead punk drop dead punk -- "Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic] should be your concern, Deco." -- David Tholen Quote
Guest Art Deco Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote: >On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:58:53 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady eye, >and foamed wildly: >> Archie Leach wrote: >>>"fluty1@msn.com" wrote: >>>>On Jun 23, 4:39?pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote: >>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with a >>>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly: >>>> >>>>drop dead punk >>>drop dead punk >>drop dead punk >drop dead punk drop dead punk -- "Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic] should be your concern, Deco." -- David Tholen Quote
Guest Tony Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 Chuckcar aka Chuck Carlson aka Renault LeCar found out that indeed Steve is every Steve on usenet. Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote: > On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:17:51 -0400, Tony sat in thee Comfee Chaire, and > didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea: > > > Beware of this Steve aka Steve Y aka Steve O etc character - he questions > > every post he doesn't understand and if you get irritated at him, he will > > follow you through usenet trolling your posts. Plonk (killfile) him and > > never answer any of his posts. 'Cause if you don't he'll FROG the socks > > right off of ya. > > I think you're exaggerating. > > -- > ________________________________________________________________________ > Hail Eris! Usenet Ruiner #5; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13 > Demon Prince of Absurdity; COOSN-029-06-71069; Official Chung Demon > Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16; AUK Psycho & Felon #21 > Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 > Parrot & Zombie #2; Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 > "Lola Stonewall Riot" is not part of my email addy. > "If I were a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, > bloody, bloody, blub..." > "For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and > air conditioning" > > > > To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker -- The 3, 2, 1 master of the CyberFROG Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond the realm of understandability Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday Quote
Guest honestjohn@centurytel.net Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 "Art Deco" <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in message news:240620080725548636%erfc-1024@usa.net... > Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition <inquisition@smof.org> wrote: >>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:48:00 -0700, Colonel Jake sat in thee Comfee >>Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea: >>> "Art Deco" wrote... >>>>Archie Leach wrote: >>>>>"fluty1@msn.com" wrote: >>>>>>On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote: >>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with a >>> beady >>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly: >>>>>> >>>>>>drop dead punk >>>>>drop dead punk >>>>drop dead punk >>>drop dead punk >>drop dead punk > drop dead punk Deco is Gay! Quote
Guest honestjohn@centurytel.net Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 "Art Deco" <erfc-1024@usa.net> wrote in message news:240620080728157104%erfc-1024@usa.net... > The Black Goat With A Thousand Young <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> > wrote: >>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:58:53 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady eye, >>and foamed wildly: >>> Archie Leach wrote: >>>>"fluty1@msn.com" wrote: >>>>>On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote: >>>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with a >>>>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly: >>>>> >>>>>drop dead punk >>>>drop dead punk >>>drop dead punk >>drop dead punk > drop dead punk Deco is Gay! Quote
Guest Steve Leyland Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Tony stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : Chuckcar aka Chuck Carlson aka Renault LeCar found out that indeed : Steve is every Steve on usenet. and that tony is every top-posting fuckwit on usenet? : : Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote: : : : On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:17:51 -0400, Tony sat in thee Comfee Chaire, : : and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea: : : : : : Beware of this Steve aka Steve Y aka Steve O etc character - he : : : questions every post he doesn't understand and if you get : : : irritated at him, he will follow you through usenet trolling your : : : posts. Plonk (killfile) him and never answer any of his posts. : : : 'Cause if you don't he'll FROG the socks right off of ya. : : : : I think you're exaggerating. : : : : -- : : ________________________________________________________________________ : : Hail Eris! Usenet Ruiner #5; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13 : : Demon Prince of Absurdity; COOSN-029-06-71069; Official Chung Demon : : Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16; AUK Psycho & Felon #21 : : Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 : : Parrot & Zombie #2; Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 : : "Lola Stonewall Riot" is not part of my email addy. : : "If I were a Deep One...blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, : : blub, bloody, bloody, blub..." : : "For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable : : and air conditioning" : : : : : : : : To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a : : dogfucker -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) irc.exilenet.org/#flonk NOW LISTENING TO: http://mar.exilenet.org:9042/listen.pls =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= Vuja De: That feeling you've never been here before. ====================================================================== "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. plonk " bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow Quote
Guest Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Conf Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:25:54 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: > Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote: >>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:48:00 -0700, Colonel Jake sat in thee Comfee >>Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea: >>> "Art Deco" wrote... >>>>Archie Leach wrote: >>>>>"fluty1@msn.com" wrote: >>>>>>On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote: >>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with a >>> beady >>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly: >>>>>> >>>>>>drop dead punk >>>>>drop dead punk >>>>drop dead punk >>>drop dead punk >>drop dead punk >drop dead punk drop dead punk -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5 The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change. Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 Remove all the confusion and k00ks from my posting addy to send me your sekrit messages. "The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon." Official Chung Demon Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ "You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here. Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain." -- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID: <jljOe.5348$ZD4.3223@bignews3.bellsouth.net> I mourned: > The Mop Jockey did most oddly state: >> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!! >> >> the oversized check is in the mail. > > Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit > under several of my nyms. "DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a Porch Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05> Said I: > You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence > who does not and cannot own Hatter. "[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey. Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01> "Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." -- Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID: <45e625dd$0$16280$88260bb3@free.teranews.com> "You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer in MID: <oorbs2pt3dc6b8t4aps7a68k0s9stn2e4i@4ax.com> "I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as "SameAsB4" <exebuyola@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID: <ka4lo.338.19.1@news.alt.net> "in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II, in MID: <1167007805.998087.289050@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com> If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/ http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html Or watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this: http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml "Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War? A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon. Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8 George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh_jr@hotmail.com> on outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines: "Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it. You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way. You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you. "Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear. "What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole." -- in MID: <1156587081.123977.43800@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com> "I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead" Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID: 1159678991.838385.310840@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com "When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker Quote
Guest Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Conf Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:28:15 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: > The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote: >>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:58:53 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady eye, >>and foamed wildly: >>> Archie Leach wrote: >>>>"fluty1@msn.com" wrote: >>>>>On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote: >>>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with a >>>>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly: >>>>> >>>>>drop dead punk >>>>drop dead punk >>>drop dead punk >>drop dead punk >drop dead punk drop dead punk -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5 The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change. Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 Remove all the confusion and k00ks from my posting addy to send me your sekrit messages. "The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon." Official Chung Demon Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ "You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here. Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain." -- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID: <jljOe.5348$ZD4.3223@bignews3.bellsouth.net> I mourned: > The Mop Jockey did most oddly state: >> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!! >> >> the oversized check is in the mail. > > Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit > under several of my nyms. "DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a Porch Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05> Said I: > You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence > who does not and cannot own Hatter. "[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey. Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01> "Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." -- Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID: <45e625dd$0$16280$88260bb3@free.teranews.com> "You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer in MID: <oorbs2pt3dc6b8t4aps7a68k0s9stn2e4i@4ax.com> "I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as "SameAsB4" <exebuyola@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID: <ka4lo.338.19.1@news.alt.net> "in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II, in MID: <1167007805.998087.289050@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com> If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/ http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html Or watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this: http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml "Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War? A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon. Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8 George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh_jr@hotmail.com> on outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines: "Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it. You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way. You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you. "Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear. "What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole." -- in MID: <1156587081.123977.43800@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com> "I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead" Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID: 1159678991.838385.310840@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com "When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker Quote
Guest Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Conf Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:25:29 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: > The Secretary of HomIntern wrote: >>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:24:41 -0500, Archie Leach k'lamed: >>> "fluty1@msn.com" wrote: >>>>On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote: >>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with a >>>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly: >>>> >>>>drop dead punk >>>drop dead punk >>drop dead punk >drop dead punk drop dead punk -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5 The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change. Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 Remove all the confusion and k00ks from my posting addy to send me your sekrit messages. "The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon." Official Chung Demon Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ "You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here. Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain." -- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID: <jljOe.5348$ZD4.3223@bignews3.bellsouth.net> I mourned: > The Mop Jockey did most oddly state: >> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!! >> >> the oversized check is in the mail. > > Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit > under several of my nyms. "DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a Porch Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05> Said I: > You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence > who does not and cannot own Hatter. "[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey. Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01> "Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." -- Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID: <45e625dd$0$16280$88260bb3@free.teranews.com> "You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer in MID: <oorbs2pt3dc6b8t4aps7a68k0s9stn2e4i@4ax.com> "I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as "SameAsB4" <exebuyola@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID: <ka4lo.338.19.1@news.alt.net> "in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II, in MID: <1167007805.998087.289050@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com> If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/ http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html Or watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this: http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml "Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War? A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon. Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8 George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh_jr@hotmail.com> on outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines: "Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it. You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way. You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you. "Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear. "What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole." -- in MID: <1156587081.123977.43800@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com> "I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead" Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID: 1159678991.838385.310840@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com "When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker Quote
Guest Steve Leyland Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Missy stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : On Jun 23, 8:02?pm, "Steve Leyland" : <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTORE...@meow.org.invalid> wrote: : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called : : Archie Leach stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : : : : : "flu...@msn.com" <flu...@msn.com> wrote: : : : : : : : : : On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young: : : : : : <ancient_o...@shoggoths.rule> wrote: : : : : : : : On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me : : : : : with a beady eye, and foamed wildly: : : : : : : : : drop dead punk : : : drop dead punk : : meow meow punk : : : : -- : : Steve Leyland : : mhm32x16 ?Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 : : Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 : : alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter : : Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) : : : : irc.exilenet.org/#flonk : : : : NOW LISTENING TO:http://mar.exilenet.org:9042/listen.pls : : : : ? =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= : : : : Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde : : ====================================================================== : : "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular : : responsibility to do so, ?I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. : : Leyland, who seems convinced that anyone who might pass by this : : doorway to our little gallery is a child rapist. ?In a sense, he is : : much like the ratty : : kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he : : wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and : : defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no : : doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... : : then returns to mark his "territory" again. ?I realise he is little : : more than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." : : : : HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy : : ====================================================================== : : "Warning to all: : : Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the : : muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past : : UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. plonk " : : : : bear, uk.rec.motorcycles : : ====================================================================== : : ?"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless : : post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of : : Usenet: ?the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, : : dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, : : flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, : : hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, : : buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV : : positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, : : self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more : : bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent : : reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the : : screen in vile green rivulets." : : : : Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa : : ====================================================================== : : "I went to the Garden of Love, : : ? And saw what I never had seen; : : A Chapel was built in the midst, : : ? Where I used to play on the green. : : : : And the gates of this Chapel were shut : : ? And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; : : So I turned to the Garden of Love : : ? That so many sweet flowers bore. : : : : And I saw it was filled with graves, : : ? And tombstones where flowers should be; : : And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, : : ? And binding with briars my joys and desires." : : : : William Blake. : : ====================================================================== : : "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this : : right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to : : seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and : : regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, : : article 19. : : ====================================================================== : : "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe : : of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith : : in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be : : known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." : : : : ? ? ? |\ ? ? ? ? ? ?_.-'~~""'~`'~) : : ? ? ?/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ? ? ?,-;;--'' : : ? ? |,4) ./ ?' ? ? ; ? ?;/' : : ? ?'-~~;'@ ? ? ? ?( ? ; ; : : ? ?_.--'' ? ?_.-_..' ?.;.' : : ? (,_..----''' (,..--'' : : : : ? meow : meow ya ass ya kookie fuck! that's not very ladylike language. -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) irc.exilenet.org/#flonk NOW LISTENING TO: http://mar.exilenet.org:9042/listen.pls =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= Silence is wise if we are foolish, but foolish if we are wise. ====================================================================== "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. plonk " bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow Quote
Guest The Secretary of HomIntern Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:38:43 +0100, Steve Leyland k'lamed: > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Missy > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > : On Jun 23, 8:02?pm, "Steve Leyland" wrote: > : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called > : : Archie Leach stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > : : : "fluty1@msn.com" wrote: > : : : : On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young: : > : : : : wrote: > : : : : : On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with > : : : : : a beady eye, and foamed wildly: > : : : : > : : : : drop dead punk > : : : drop dead punk > : : meow meow punk > : : > : : -- > : : Steve Leyland > : : ? meow > : meow ya ass ya kookie fuck! > > that's not very ladylike language. She's not really a lady. Nor is she really a she...Just sexual harassment of Mark Morgan 'cos he's bi, whereas the hams of rec.radio. are generally gay themselves, but deeply closeted. -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political." Bent Depraved N. Deviant Cock-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 Rotate email munge 13 times to get real addy "The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children." "What a lame copycat you are." -- the PorchMonkey4Life, posting as "The Secretary of HomIntern", in MID: <UkdTh.2573$Z66.747@trnddc06>, re-defines irony yet again. Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of the PorchMonkey4Life http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ "Stupidity excuses nothing. It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd Old politicalcompass.org: Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38 New political compass: Economic Left/Right: -6.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.67 Odd. I seem to be swaying. "The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID: <Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1083@bignews1.bellsouth.net> Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk "It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature." http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm TEH WAY OF THE K00K Never learn from your mistakes. Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right. Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you. Always believe that only you know the TRVTH. Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k. When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit! If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs. When caught in a lie: LIE! When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton Plagiarism is your friend. Use it. Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations, even if they don't have any. (06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group. (06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't want to disappoint them! (10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval everywhere. Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id. Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites. Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks." If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing viruses to you. This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. An especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail. Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they approve the drivel you are writing! (9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files. Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to obey any rules. Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines. Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint agencies. Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more likely others will believe you! If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write. (17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they who have the problem, not you. Be sure to inform them of this at every available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive criticism. Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ("The cops like that, when people know their rights. That way they don't have to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin) The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll get! When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet. Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked, abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME! PLONK !" People really know you mean business then. Always remain clueproof. (20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose soul in in peril of everlasting damnation. When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and screed in response. Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting. Neither is illiteracy. Delusions poasted often enough become fact. Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you. When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s). Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame! Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts. Always sneck the offending newsfroups. Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky glory. Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of. Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents. (20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign of misinformation and character assassination. Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee! The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue them from intellectual darkness. Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible. Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice. Claim that you've come from other planets. Claim thousands of past lives. Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from "legal@" some domain. Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in the future. Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid disinformation agent looking to discredit you. Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued. Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying to nuke the account of that meanyhead who just called you "fucknozzle". Drop 'em a line - that's what they're there for, after all. AUK will be closed down. Just you wait and see. They've nuked hundreds of accounts in the name of free speech and yours will be next. The k00k will, without any trace of irony, lie, manipulate, impersonate, censor, and declare themselves powerful in ways ranging from the ability to have an account shut down to being God Herself, in order to convince people that they are not liars, manipulators, censors, or insane. Abuse women while telling how many hundreds you've loved. Nevermind that you're one ugly motherfucker and that there were 30,000 femininas that thought you were a scumbag with bad teeth. Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not require proof. Do not neglect to poast your responses to forums that the originator doesn't read. This will make the people in that forum very impressed with how you tear him to shreds without him being able to respond. They like it even better if you are off-topic for that forum. Keep in mind that lack of evidence supporting your konspiracy theory actually _is_ evidence, of how effective the konspiracy is in hiding. (06-Oct-05) When spanked, always retreat to the safety of the Ad Hominem. (04-Aug-2005) When spanked mercilessly for days on end, proving with each poast just what an illiterate and ignorant fool you are, ALWAYS claim ownership of [person(s),froup(s)]. This works on so many levels. It inspires dread in your opponents that they will no longer be able to poast in their home froup and that they will eventually have to pay rent, to name just two. Any problems with your poasts are the fault of the konspirators, who are trying to stop you from preventing the extinction of humanity. Konspiracies that are able to subvert whole governments are always unable to silence konspiracy ko0ks. The entire United States government is willing to spend millions of dollars for the sole purpose of harassing you. Hollywood is making movies based on your personal life. Do not consult psychiatrists or other mental health professionals. They are part of the konspiracy, and will sedate you and lock you away and keep you drugged if you tell them the truth. Numerology and Astrology are respectable sciences and are useful for proving your case. Everyone is Tim Hill, or David Green, or... There is a fine line between trolling and kookery. Find that line and cross it repeatedly. When you are killfiled and/or LARTed for net.abuse as a result, claim victory. If you lose multiple accounts, this merely proves that you are indeed a world-class troll, with a black-belt in manipulation. If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If they respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed. Publishing people's real names, addresses, and phone numbers when there's no other way for you to come out of a flamewar with any dignity is cool, and proves that you are a master of secret internet information stores, and absolutely not to be fucked with. Everyone is out to get you. You can put a stop to this by telling everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity. You are the only sane one. Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition. Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and jealousy. If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles, or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second time. Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks. Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony. K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only the k00k can see. "They laughed at Einstein, too!" ....with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt. Quote
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