Guest an old fiend Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 "The Secretary of HomIntern" <cbcrfanexl@zrbj.bet> wrote in message news:pan.2008.06.25.07.49.32.763689@bisexuals.for.lgbt.freedom... > On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:38:43 +0100, Steve Leyland k'lamed: >> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Missy >> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: >> : On Jun 23, 8:02?pm, "Steve Leyland" wrote: >> : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called >> : : Archie Leach stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: >> : : : "fluty1@msn.com" wrote: >> : : : : On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young: : >> : : : : wrote: >> : : : : : On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me >> with >> : : : : : a beady eye, and foamed wildly: >> : : : : >> : : : : drop dead punk >> : : : drop dead punk >> : : meow meow punk >> : : >> : : -- >> : : Steve Leyland >> : : ? meow >> : meow ya ass ya kookie fuck! >> >> that's not very ladylike language. > > She's not really a lady. Nor is she really a she...Just sexual harassment > of Mark Morgan 'cos he's bi, whereas the hams of rec.radio. are > generally gay themselves, but deeply closeted. > > Oh lookie a fag lame!!! Quote
Guest an old fiend Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 an old fiend, ye jelly-blubbered gallberry, methink thou art a general offence, and every man should beat thee, ye whimpered: > Dirty-minded amyl-queen with unnoticeable johnny come early, withered > sack, and pygmy back-parlour requires wasted jing jang for obscene > earth-tremblers. > > All replies to my email address at mailto:anoldfiend@hotmail.com. Quote
Guest Archie Leach Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 "an old fiend" <anoldfiend@hotmail.com> wrote: > >"The Secretary of HomIntern" <cbcrfanexl@zrbj.bet> wrote in message >news:pan.2008.06.25.07.49.32.763689@bisexuals.for.lgbt.freedom... >> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:38:43 +0100, Steve Leyland k'lamed: >>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Missy >>> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: >>> : On Jun 23, 8:02?pm, "Steve Leyland" wrote: >>> : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called >>> : : Archie Leach stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: >>> : : : "fluty1@msn.com" wrote: >>> : : : : On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young: : >>> : : : : wrote: >>> : : : : : On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me >>> with >>> : : : : : a beady eye, and foamed wildly: >>> : : : : >>> : : : : drop dead punk >>> : : : drop dead punk >>> : : meow meow punk >>> : : >>> : : -- >>> : : Steve Leyland >>> : : ? meow >>> : meow ya ass ya kookie fuck! >>> >>> that's not very ladylike language. >> >> She's not really a lady. Nor is she really a she...Just sexual harassment >> of Mark Morgan 'cos he's bi, whereas the hams of rec.radio. are >> generally gay themselves, but deeply closeted. >> >> >Oh lookie a fag lame!!! Oh lookie a fag lame!!!! Quote
Guest KB9RQZ Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 "Archie Leach" <leach@spam.antiham> wrote in message news:3he464duib5478oau4vo4me2njoh5qdmis@4ax.com... > "an old fiend" <anoldfiend@hotmail.com> wrote: > >> >>"The Secretary of HomIntern" <cbcrfanexl@zrbj.bet> wrote in message >>news:pan.2008.06.25.07.49.32.763689@bisexuals.for.lgbt.freedom... >>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:38:43 +0100, Steve Leyland k'lamed: >>>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Missy >>>> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: >>>> : On Jun 23, 8:02?pm, "Steve Leyland" wrote: >>>> : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called >>>> : : Archie Leach stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to >>>> usenet: >>>> : : : "fluty1@msn.com" wrote: >>>> : : : : On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young: : >>>> : : : : wrote: >>>> : : : : : On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me >>>> with >>>> : : : : : a beady eye, and foamed wildly: >>>> : : : : >>>> : : : : drop dead punk >>>> : : : drop dead punk >>>> : : meow meow punk >>>> : : >>>> : : -- >>>> : : Steve Leyland >>>> : : ? meow >>>> : meow ya ass ya kookie fuck! >>>> >>>> that's not very ladylike language. >>> >>> She's not really a lady. Nor is she really a she...Just sexual >>> harassment >>> of Mark Morgan 'cos he's bi, whereas the hams of rec.radio. are >>> generally gay themselves, but deeply closeted. >>> >>> >>Oh lookie a fag lame!!! > Oh lookie a fag lame!!!! Oh lookie a fag lame!!!!! Quote
Guest Art Deco Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion <popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote: >On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:25:54 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the >issue further by squeaking: >> Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote: >>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:48:00 -0700, Colonel Jake sat in thee Comfee >>>Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea: >>>> "Art Deco" wrote... >>>>>Archie Leach wrote: >>>>>>"fluty1@msn.com" wrote: >>>>>>>On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote: >>>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with a >>>> beady >>>>>>>> eye, and foamed wildly: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>drop dead punk >>>>>>drop dead punk >>>>>drop dead punk >>>>drop dead punk >>>drop dead punk >>drop dead punk >drop dead punk drop dead punk -- "Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic] should be your concern, Deco." -- David Tholen Quote
Guest Art Deco Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion <popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote: >On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:28:15 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the >issue further by squeaking: >> The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote: >>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:58:53 -0600, Art Deco fixed me with a beady eye, >>>and foamed wildly: >>>> Archie Leach wrote: >>>>>"fluty1@msn.com" wrote: >>>>>>On Jun 23, 4:39?pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote: >>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with a >>>>>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly: >>>>>> >>>>>>drop dead punk >>>>>drop dead punk >>>>drop dead punk >>>drop dead punk >>drop dead punk >drop dead punk drop dead punk -- "Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic] should be your concern, Deco." -- David Tholen Quote
Guest Art Deco Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion <popesnarky.verwarring@verwirren.confused.k00ks.caballista.org> wrote: >On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:25:29 -0600, Art Deco attempted to confuse the >issue further by squeaking: >> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote: >>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:24:41 -0500, Archie Leach k'lamed: >>>> "fluty1@msn.com" wrote: >>>>>On Jun 23, 4:39?pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young wrote: >>>>>> On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me with a >>>>>> beady eye, and foamed wildly: >>>>> >>>>>drop dead punk >>>>drop dead punk >>>drop dead punk >>drop dead punk >drop dead punk drop dead punk -- "Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic] should be your concern, Deco." -- David Tholen Quote
Guest an Old friend Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 On Jun 25, 8:29?am, Archie Leach <le...@spam.antiham> wrote: > "an old fiend" <anoldfi...@hotmail.com> wrote: > > > > > > > > >"The Secretary of HomIntern" <cbcrfan...@zrbj.bet> wrote in message > >news:pan.2008.06.25.07.49.32.763689@bisexuals.for.lgbt.freedom... > >> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:38:43 +0100, Steve Leyland k'lamed: > >>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Missy > >>> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > >>> : On Jun 23, 8:02?pm, "Steve Leyland" wrote: > >>> : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called > >>> : : Archie Leach stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > >>> : : : "flu...@msn.com" wrote: > >>> : : : : On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young: : > >>> : : : : wrote: > >>> : : : : : On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me > >>> with > >>> : : : : : a beady eye, and foamed wildly: > >>> : : : : > >>> : : : : drop dead punk > >>> : : : drop dead punk > >>> : : meow meow punk > >>> : : > >>> : : -- > >>> : : Steve Leyland > >>> : : ? meow > >>> : meow ya ass ya kookie fuck! > > >>> that's not very ladylike language. > > >> She's not really a lady. Nor is she really a she...Just sexual harassment > >> of Mark Morgan 'cos he's bi, whereas the hams of rec.radio. are > >> generally gay themselves, but deeply closeted. > > >Oh lookie a fag lame!!! > > Oh lookie a fag lame!!!!- that is some totol of it Quote
Guest Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Conf Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:39:00 -0400, an old fiend attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: > "The Secretary of HomIntern" wrote... >> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:38:43 +0100, Steve Leyland k'lamed: >>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Missy >>> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: >>> : On Jun 23, 8:02?pm, "Steve Leyland" wrote: >>> : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called >>> : : Archie Leach stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to >>> : : usenet: >>> : : : "fluty1@msn.com" wrote: >>> : : : : On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young: : >>> : : : : wrote: >>> : : : : : On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me >>> with >>> : : : : : a beady eye, and foamed wildly: >>> : : : : >>> : : : : drop dead punk >>> : : : drop dead punk >>> : : meow meow punk >>> : : >>> : : -- >>> : : Steve Leyland >>> : : ? meow >>> : meow ya ass ya kookie fuck! >>> >>> that's not very ladylike language. >> >> She's not really a lady. Nor is she really a she...Just sexual >> harassment of Mark Morgan 'cos he's bi, whereas the hams of rec.radio. >> are generally gay themselves, but deeply closeted. > > Oh lookie a fag lame!!! Oh lookie a busted irony meter!!! -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5 The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change. Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 Remove all the confusion and k00ks from my posting addy to send me your sekrit messages. "The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon." Official Chung Demon Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ "You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here. Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain." -- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID: <jljOe.5348$ZD4.3223@bignews3.bellsouth.net> I mourned: > The Mop Jockey did most oddly state: >> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!! >> >> the oversized check is in the mail. > > Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit > under several of my nyms. "DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a Porch Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05> Said I: > You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence > who does not and cannot own Hatter. "[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey. Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01> "Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." -- Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID: <45e625dd$0$16280$88260bb3@free.teranews.com> "You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer in MID: <oorbs2pt3dc6b8t4aps7a68k0s9stn2e4i@4ax.com> "I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as "SameAsB4" <exebuyola@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID: <ka4lo.338.19.1@news.alt.net> "in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II, in MID: <1167007805.998087.289050@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com> If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/ http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html Or watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this: http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml "Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War? A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon. Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8 George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh_jr@hotmail.com> on outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines: "Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it. You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way. You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you. "Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear. "What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole." -- in MID: <1156587081.123977.43800@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com> "I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead" Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID: 1159678991.838385.310840@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com "When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker Quote
wez Posted June 25, 2008 Posted June 25, 2008 What the hell is usenet? You people are insane... Quote
Guest Steve Leyland Posted June 26, 2008 Posted June 26, 2008 Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called The Secretary of HomIntern stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:38:43 +0100, Steve Leyland k'lamed: : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called : : Missy stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: : : : On Jun 23, 8:02?pm, "Steve Leyland" wrote: : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being : : : : called Archie Leach stirred from its deep slumber and : : : : pronounced to usenet: : : : : : "fluty1@msn.com" wrote: : : : : : : On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young: : : : : : : : wrote: : : : : : : : On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed : : : : : : : me with a beady eye, and foamed wildly: : : : : : : : : : : : : drop dead punk : : : : : drop dead punk : : : : meow meow punk : : : : : : : : -- : : : : Steve Leyland : : : : ? meow : : : meow ya ass ya kookie fuck! : : : : that's not very ladylike language. : : She's not really a lady. Nor is she really a she...Just sexual : harassment of Mark Morgan 'cos he's bi, whereas the hams of : rec.radio. are generally gay themselves, but deeply closeted. oh dear. radio hams can be so anal - they always whine when I pirate on 10 metres with my magnum s9 rig. -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1 Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1 alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) irc.exilenet.org/#flonk NOW LISTENING TO: http://mar.exilenet.org:9042/listen.pls =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= One good turn gets most of the blankets. ====================================================================== "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless." HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy ====================================================================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. plonk " bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ====================================================================== "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless, dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid, obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed, flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed, physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing, masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets." Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa ====================================================================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ====================================================================== "Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19. ====================================================================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' meow Quote
Guest Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Conf Posted June 26, 2008 Posted June 26, 2008 On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:44:00 +0100, Steve Leyland attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called The > Secretary of HomIntern stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to > usenet: > : On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:38:43 +0100, Steve Leyland k'lamed: > : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called > : : Missy stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet: > : : : On Jun 23, 8:02?pm, "Steve Leyland" wrote: > : : : : Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called > : : : : Archie Leach stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to > : : : : usenet: > : : : : : "fluty1@msn.com" wrote: > : : : : : : On Jun 23, 4:39 pm, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young: : > : : : : : : wrote: > : : : : : : : On Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:41:09 -0700, flu...@msn.com fixed me > : : : : : : : with a beady eye, and foamed wildly: > : : : : : : > : : : : : : drop dead punk > : : : : : drop dead punk > : : : : meow meow punk > : : : : > : : : : -- > : : : : Steve Leyland > : : : : ? meow > : : : meow ya ass ya kookie fuck! > : : > : : that's not very ladylike language. > : > : She's not really a lady. Nor is she really a she...Just sexual > : harassment of Mark Morgan 'cos he's bi, whereas the hams of rec.radio. > : are generally gay themselves, but deeply closeted. > > oh dear. radio hams can be so anal - they always whine when I pirate on 10 > metres with my magnum s9 rig. That figures. They've been in hyper-k00kwhine mode for years about Mark, because he's got some unconventional views. -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5 The God of Odd Statements, the Ugliest Pigfucker In The Universe Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change. Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 Remove all the confusion and k00ks from my posting addy to send me your sekrit messages. "The most useful tool for dealing with management types is, of course, an automatic weapon." Official Chung Demon Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ "You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here. Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain." -- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID: <jljOe.5348$ZD4.3223@bignews3.bellsouth.net> I mourned: > The Mop Jockey did most oddly state: >> DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!! >> >> the oversized check is in the mail. > > Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit > under several of my nyms. "DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a Porch Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot stove. Message-ID: <77Uxh.1996$384.1135@trnddc05> Said I: > You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence > who does not and cannot own Hatter. "[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey. Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$Bi2.1639@trnddc01> "Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." -- Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID: <45e625dd$0$16280$88260bb3@free.teranews.com> "You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer in MID: <oorbs2pt3dc6b8t4aps7a68k0s9stn2e4i@4ax.com> "I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as "SameAsB4" <exebuyola@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID: <ka4lo.338.19.1@news.alt.net> "in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II, in MID: <1167007805.998087.289050@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com> If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/ http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html Or watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqxmPjB0WSs Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this: http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml "Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War? A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon. Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8 George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <wfh_jr@hotmail.com> on outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines: "Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it. You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way. You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you. "Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear. "What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole." -- in MID: <1156587081.123977.43800@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com> "I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead" Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID: 1159678991.838385.310840@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com "When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows, at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization. Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner, http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a dogfucker Quote
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