Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 14, 2006 Posted August 14, 2006 Last friday myself and two friends were sitting around my apartment having some beer and dope and listening to some music. And of course we were goofing around a bit too. After all, it was friday night so since it's the weekend most would think there's no problem. Pffft....Apparently there's some part of "weekend" that some stupid dipshit doesn't understand. (Here's a hint: Weekends aren't about cowering before your uptight neighbors and talking in dull whispers and playing your music so quiet you have to shove the speaker in your ear to hear it, so you don't dare disturb their doing of absolutely nothing) One of my fuckheaded neighbors just had to be a fucking prick and went and whined to the caretaker. And the caretaker, who is some fat old fucker whose voice sounds like a combination between a muppet and the taco bell dog, POUNDS on my door like a fucking raving lunatic, puts his mouth in gear and starts playing his role KVH: Answers the door Whats up? Fat piece of shit: "WHAT YOU MEAN WHATS UP!? WHAT WITH THIS NOISE!?" KVH: I'm listening to some music FPOS: "YOU GET WARNING ONCE ALREADY THERE NOT BE THIRD WARNING" So then the next day I get my eviction notice and I have a month and a half to move. WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT!? The other two previous caretakers would usually just ask me to turn down the music (rather politely at that), and I would do so. But now some fat mouthy immigrant (I don't care if it's hypocritical for me to say that. I'm fucking livid) had to play his fucking role and be a fucking cunt. I should take that fucking eviction notice and shove it down his fat fucking face. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
RoyalOrleans Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 If you live in an apartment, show some fucking decorum and turn down the music. Some folk work the weekend shift, while others work overnight, while some sleep at the hours you are awake for. Whether it's Friday night or not, you live in a community. Despite what I just wrote, KVH, don't take shit from an immigrant. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
builder Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 I know how annoying noisy neighbours can be, but there are time restraints for noise abatement here in OZ. I'm guessing the same applies there? Unless of course there are provisos on your lease agreement. Check it out, Komrade. Read up, and see if you have a legal case. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 17, 2006 Author Posted August 17, 2006 If you live in an apartment, show some fucking decorum and turn down the music. All they had to do was ask, and I would have. There was no need for this prick to pound on my door like a fucking jackass and play his stupid "I'm king shit bow down to me" role. Some folk work the weekend shift, while others work overnight, while some sleep at the hours you are awake for. Whether it's Friday night or not, you live in a community. Like I said...all they have to do is ask. Despite what I just wrote, KVH, don't take shit from an immigrant. Normally I have no problems with minorities and immigrants, but more and more I'm noticing that there's a trend with these people throwing their weight around and being extremly rude. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
snafu Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 I used to have that problem. Then I got a life. The best way to get away with parting and loud music is to invite your neighbors over. They will be more susceptive to you or they will tell you they can’t because they gotta get some sleep for work. Take the hint and turn your music down!. I had it pretty good because everybody around me used to come to my house to party. Only had the cops there one time. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 I used to have that problem. Then I got a life. The best way to get away with parting and loud music is to invite your neighbors over. They will be more susceptive to you or they will tell you they can Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth.
gotony Posted August 17, 2006 Posted August 17, 2006 Logic and youth do not mix well. Very true statement!! Quote
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 18, 2006 Author Posted August 18, 2006 I used to have that problem. Then I got a life. 'tis my life The best way to get away with parting and loud music is to invite your neighbors over. I don't think people who piss and whine about my actions are too keen on partying. Quote All bullshit, No Business.
builder Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 Aaaaah, I been thinkin' 'bout this one. I sincerely hope I never get noisy drunken young louts (or old drunken louts) for neighbours, but if I do, I will shift hell and high water to make sure and certain that they don't reproduce. I will achieve this objective by direct action. Several swift kicks to the scrotum, followed judiciously by a machete circumcision. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off.
tiredofwhiners Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 Aaaaah, I been thinkin' 'bout this one. I sincerely hope I never get noisy drunken young louts (or old drunken louts) for neighbours, but if I do, I will shift hell and high water to make sure and certain that they don't reproduce. I will achieve this objective by direct action. Several swift kicks to the scrotum, followed judiciously by a machete circumcision. What if there 25 year old hot chicks, that party and chase each other around topless with a garden hose, spraying those others who wouldn't take off there white wife beater t-shirts. Quote AA's for quitters...i'm no quitter!
snafu Posted August 18, 2006 Posted August 18, 2006 What if there 25 year old hot chicks, that party and chase each other around topless with a garden hose, spraying those others who wouldn't take off there white wife beater t-shirts. See this is why you ask your neigbors to come over and party with you. They just might be good girls gone bad! Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 19, 2006 Author Posted August 19, 2006 What if there 25 year old hot chicks, that party and chase each other around topless with a garden hose, spraying those others who wouldn't take off there white wife beater t-shirts. There are no 25 year old hotties around my place, and there aren't any garden hoses to spray them around here Quote All bullshit, No Business.
RoyalOrleans Posted August 19, 2006 Posted August 19, 2006 There are no 25 year old hotties around my place, and there aren't any garden hoses to spray them around here Where in the hell do you live? An abandoned factory? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Jhony5 Posted August 19, 2006 Posted August 19, 2006 Well the good news is you can do what you like now that there is no fear of repercussion. You have what, 6 weeks, to be the worst god damn neighbor ever. Don't feel bad for doing it. As they will appreciate your prior behavior when compared to the raving idiot that they now see. 10 years from now you'll laugh about this. Make sure theres plenty to laugh about. Install a car alarm and crank the sensitivity up. That would be sufficient enough by itself to drive 'em crazy. Listen to porn at max volume. Gay porn works best for this as I hear gay sex involves alot of pushing and shoving, accompanied with screaming and verbal commands of obedience. I have no idea what I'm saying. I'm a total idiot. Lets move on. Anyway, revenge is sweet and it's yours for the taking. Quote i am sofa king we todd did.
Lethalfind Posted August 19, 2006 Posted August 19, 2006 All they had to do was ask, and I would have. There was no need for this prick to pound on my door like a fucking jackass and play his stupid "I'm king shit bow down to me" role. Like I said...all they have to do is ask. Normally I have no problems with minorities and immigrants, but more and more I'm noticing that there's a trend with these people throwing their weight around and being extremly rude. I'm just curious, how many times are they supposed to have to come to you and ASK you to be quiet? If someone has to keep coming and saying something thats more like babysitting you then you being a tenant. I had this problem with my neighbors, I said something once and it NEVER happened again. They were so loud I could hear them in my house and it was 3 in the morning. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 22, 2006 Author Posted August 22, 2006 Well the good news is you can do what you like now that there is no fear of repercussion. You have what, 6 weeks, to be the worst god damn neighbor ever. Don't feel bad for doing it. As they will appreciate your prior behavior when compared to the raving idiot that they now see. 10 years from now you'll laugh about this. Make sure theres plenty to laugh about. Install a car alarm and crank the sensitivity up. That would be sufficient enough by itself to drive 'em crazy. Listen to porn at max volume. Gay porn works best for this as I hear gay sex involves alot of pushing and shoving, accompanied with screaming and verbal commands of obedience. I have no idea what I'm saying. I'm a total idiot. Lets move on. Anyway, revenge is sweet and it's yours for the taking. I'm thinking about the following: -After I leave, getting a cheap boom box from a pawn shop or wally world, burning a CD full of the most annoying songs (IE: Numa Numa, Whoo hoo, Hampsterdance), cranking that son of a bitch and putting it on repeat after I move out. And not to mention locking the key in the apartment. -I have a friend who's a professional busker. He has a REALLY loud (hear you in the next building loud) P.A system to do his shows. On my last day in there, I'm thinking of getting a bunch of drunks together and having some karaoke. Where in the hell do you live? An abandoned factory? Somedays I wish. Instead I'm living in a downtown apartment in a middle class neighborhood, and most of the people are a bunch anal-retentive thirty-or fortysomethings with a few people who are so old they look like they're starting to become fossilized I'm just curious, how many times are they supposed to have to come to you and ASK you to be quiet? If someone has to keep coming and saying something thats more like babysitting you then you being a tenant. I had this problem with my neighbors, I said something once and it NEVER happened again. They were so loud I could hear them in my house and it was 3 in the morning. That's the problem, they never even asked. The asshole just beat the shit out of my door and started to yell at me and give me attitude (not called for and certainly hardly professional) FYI it wasn't three in the morning Quote All bullshit, No Business.
OmegaManiac Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 Sounds way too familiar. Heres a hint. Be a bit more picky about the NEXT place you choose to live. Do any of your buds have places of their own? If so, whats the neighbor situation look like there? Either play by the rules of the place you currently live in or find a place where nobody will give a fuck how loud you are. You can still probably talk to someone about keeping the place you have now but youll have to do a certain amount of verbal gymnastics. Not sure if its worth it. If your looking for a "farewell" gesture to express your discontent with the caretaker you might consider some carefully placed items hidden throughout the apartment. ie. fish parts above the ceiling, eggs under floorboards, milk in the clothes dryer,etc. You can also hide a "very loud" alarm clock in the attic and set it to some wierd hour in the morning. Just remember not to burn your bridges untill you are sure you are past them. Game on! Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 Somedays I wish. Instead I'm living in a downtown apartment in a middle class neighborhood, and most of the people are a bunch anal-retentive thirty-or fortysomethings with a few people who are so old they look like they're starting to become fossilized. And what do their anuses retain? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted August 22, 2006 Posted August 22, 2006 Not sure if its worth it. If your looking for a "farewell" gesture to express your discontent with the caretaker you might consider some carefully placed items hidden throughout the apartment. ie. fish parts above the ceiling, eggs under floorboards, milk in the clothes dryer,etc. You can also hide a "very loud" alarm clock in the attic and set it to some wierd hour in the morning. In an old studio apartment I had near Atlanta, the Peachtree Slums, I fed the wildlife. They used to have rats, but the cockroaches came in and ate them all. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 22, 2006 Author Posted August 22, 2006 And what do their anuses retain? A stick that they need to pull out Quote All bullshit, No Business.
RoyalOrleans Posted August 23, 2006 Posted August 23, 2006 A stick that they need to pull out This sounds like a fetish movie I saw once, "The Stickman Cometh". Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
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