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I don't make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts.

 

Elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it's the same with Public Officials.

 

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

 

It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for.

 

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing -- and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

 

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. --

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. ~ Will Rogers

 

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. ~ Will Rogers

 

I bet you if I had met him [Trotsky] and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like. ~ Will Rogers

 

Apparently Will Rogers never met wez. ~ Hugo :D

 

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A fool and his money are soon elected. ~ Will Rogers

 

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation. ~ Will Rogers

 

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. ~ Will Rogers

 

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth. ~ Will Rogers

 

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. ~ Will Rogers

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