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A cold peach straight from the fridge, eaten outdoors on a sunny morning
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Ohhh geez! Food porn! I should have known better :p

 

Git the hell up from 'round here-ya!

 

Bacon is the only food that turns me on to the point of wanting to molest a sow.

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"Git the hell up from 'round here-ya!"

 

See...the perfect example of an accent in prose. What the hell does that mean? :p

 

Literal translation:

 

Please remove yourself from the premisis.

 

Allegorical translation:

 

You've got to be kidding.

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Semi frozen watermelon, figs al fresco, chili chocolate souffle, homemade espresso ice cream right out of the container...and I'll pass on the georgia peach :p

 

I spilled bacon grease on my thigh this weekend, and thought of you pervs. It didn't feel sexy at all.

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There's only one thing better than drinking a cold whisky sour on a hot Alabama night ....

 

and thats telling the truth.

 

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Well old woman, you are WRONG!!!

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Semi frozen watermelon, figs al fresco, chili chocolate souffle, homemade espresso ice cream right out of the container...and I'll pass on the georgia peach :p

 

I spilled bacon grease on my thigh this weekend, and thought of you pervs. It didn't feel sexy at all.

 

Mmmm, bacon grease. Can I borrow some of that for buscuit gravy?

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I'm not big into sugary snacks.

 

I prefer an apple, orange, or a banana to chocolate

 

I prefer pie to cake.

 

I'd rather have water to soda.

 

In fact, I am noshing my teeth on a bright red Royal Gala. Lipsmackin' good.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

Guest sheik-yerbouti
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Every blue moon I just have to have this.

 

Toast a few slices of bread one one side only. Flip them over and place some sardines on top. Mash them with a fork and spread them about evenly. Then drizzle the tomato sauce they came with over them. Return them to the grill. Once they are spitting and sizling put them on a plate and peper them. Delicious

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Every blue moon I just have to have this.

 

Toast a few slices of bread one one side only. Flip them over and place some sardines on top. Mash them with a fork and spread them about evenly. Then drizzle the tomato sauce they came with over them. Return them to the grill. Once they are spitting and sizling put them on a plate and peper them. Delicious

 

That doesn't sound half bad. I'm going to have to try that!

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Every blue moon I just have to have this.

 

Toast a few slices of bread one one side only. Flip them over and place some sardines on top. Mash them with a fork and spread them about evenly. Then drizzle the tomato sauce they came with over them. Return them to the grill. Once they are spitting and sizling put them on a plate and peper them. Delicious

 

I don't eat bait. :rolleyes:

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