wez Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 EMPTY CONDOM PACKET & A PHOTO OF 'THE TART'S' KNICKERS - eBay (item 250280309940 end time Aug-17-08 23:38:51 PDT) Hahahahaha... someones bid over $200... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26186016/ Quote
emkay64 Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 There is apparently a huge market for used panties. I figure I should buy a bunch, do some leg lunges, and go for a run. I could make a lot of dollars. What a bunch of sickies. Quote
wez Posted August 14, 2008 Author Posted August 14, 2008 ...I figure I should buy a bunch, do some leg lunges, and go for a run... .... then I peeled her from her panties... Like a melted candy bar from it's wrapper... and proceeded to prove I was indeed, a cunning linguist I've been practicing.. Did you read her story on her page? hahaha... She found those in her bed, threw out hubby, and put the picture of the evidence up for auction. (only because ebay doesn't allow the sale of used panties) Hahaha.. Described as one condom wrapper (small), and a pair of knickers (humongous) Pardon me.. the "Tarts" black, lacey knickers.. hahahahaha [attach=full]2028[/attach] UP FOR AUCTION ARE ONE EMPTY ANSELL CONDOM PACKET (SIZE small) AND A PHOTO OF THE PAIR OF 'THE TART'S' BLACK LACEY KNICKERS (SIZE HUMONGOUS) Quote
ImWithStupid Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 Check it out now. The bid is $10,100. Quote
wez Posted August 14, 2008 Author Posted August 14, 2008 Check it out now. The bid is $10,100. Gotta be a fake bid.. I just posted the pic for free.. f cking hilarious... Item Specifics Weirdness : Really Weird, unique, unusual Condition: Used - BUT ONLY ONCE Subject Area : Adult, immature Type: Weak Type - IQ of a cabbage Year : Knowing him, under 20 years Quote
ImWithStupid Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 Gotta be a fake bid.. I just posted the pic for free.. f cking hilarious... It may be real. Iit went from $300 to $10,000 to $10,100 and the bidder at $10,100 has over 2,900 transactions on ebay. Quote
wez Posted August 14, 2008 Author Posted August 14, 2008 It may be real. Iit went from $300 to $10,000 to $10,100 and the bidder at $10,100 has over 2,900 transactions on ebay. Unreal.. I hope she gets it.. Did you see she said she was gonna sell his Harley too.. .99 cents.. No minimum bid. SO HERE'S THE STORY SO FAR......... Once upon a time there was a women who, after 22 years of marriage, found evidence that the soon to be ex-husband, had had 'The Tart' in their marital bed this very afternoon. This low life deceitful son-of-a-person ( I'm all for political correctness) blatently denied that this event took place even though the evidence is irrefutable and is now up for auction on e-bay. The first tiny warning bells started ringing around about the same time a text message was received by the wife stating 'Where are you darling, I'm waiting'. As the wife had left the soon to be ex-husband at home only a couple of hours earlier to go to work, she thought it somewhat strange getting a message of that ilk from him. After a while curiosity got the better of her and with some trepidation, she decided to go home after telling her boss she had an upset stomach, which was no lie. When she arrived home an hour or so later, everything seemed normal but she couldn't shake the feeling that something wasn't quite right. His car was parked in the drive-way where she had seen it earlier on and when she got inside, there he was infront of the T.V. watching a DVD as usual. She explained she wasn't feeling too well and said she was going to lie down for a while. His re-action to this was a bit odd to say the least. 'Why don't you lie down here on the couch for a while and I'll get you a cup of tea', he said. That was her first clue that something really was amiss here. Call him chauvinistic if you want and you would be right because this low-life had never made her a cup of tea in over 22 years of marriage.... so why offer now. Yep, you guessed it, he didn't want her going into the bedroom.... now why was that you may ask. She concluded later that 'The 'Tart' must have been in the process of getting her ass dressed and out of there pronto when she had unexpectedly arrived home. Of course she made a bee line for the bedroom then, with soon to be ex-hubby on her heels and apart from an unmistakable aroma of some cheap perfume resembling nail polish remover hanging in the air, nothing seemed to be different - except for one thing. Oh, you men, you will never understand why we have those, annoying to you though they may be, throw pillows and cushions on a bed and what they mean to us women. They are aesthetically important to our decor and when you see them piled up on a chair in a corner of the room, instead of on the bed where you arranged them a few hours ago, those tiny warning bells you heard earlier were now starting to sound like 'Big Ben'. Walking over to the bed, she started slowly taking it apart whilst the soon to be ex-husband stood in the doorway watching. Initially, when she first took the doona cover off, she was sure he just thought she was going to have a lie down but he was oh so very wrong. After the doona was deposited on the floor, she picked up her pillow, turned it over, checked under where it had been and then threw it on the floor. Then came his pillow, she picked it up and here was where she found the first of the two items up for auction - an empty condom packet. With forefinger and thumb, it was gently lifted from the bed and dangled in front of the soon to be ex-husband's nose. He had, by then, turned a lovely shade of red and you could see his mind was racing,... 'how the hell am I going to get out of this'. He then said the only inane thing he could come up with at the time which was, 'What's that?'. As a couple, they had not used condoms for many years, or at least she hadn't, but surely that didn't mean he could have forgotten what one looked like! For some reason, she continued to strip the bed and when the top sheet was removed the location of the 2nd item up for auction, 'The Tart's' knickers, were discovered at the foot of the bed. Explanations were needed pronto and would you beleive it, he actually came up with some. They were all a pack of lies and instead of admitting it, apologizing and starting to grovel, this is what he came up with. 'I dropped my phone down the toilet, I didn't want to put my hands down there and I could't get it out with the toilet brush so I used a condom because I couldn't find any rubber gloves'. Well, well, well, that was thinking on your feet eh! She thought she had heard it all now but figured she would see how big a hole he really was keen to dig for himself so she then asked. ' When was that then and where did you get the condom from?'. He replied, 'It happened just after you left for work and I rummaged around and found one in the pocket of an old jacket in the wardrobe'. 'So how is your phone then, is it working?' she asked... 'No, it's stuffed', he replied. 'So how do you explain sending me a text message a couple of hours after I was at work then'. 'What message? It wasn't from me, my phone's not working', he replied but noticed he had gone a funny shade of green as it began to sink in that he had actually sent the text to her by mistake. 'What about these knickers then, what are they doing in our bed and whose are they', she asked thinking to herself, this will be good. She wasn't disappointed, as blatant as lies go, it was a classic. 'Sorry love, I've been meaning to tell you for years but I am a closet transvestite and they are mine'. 10 out of 10 for trying buddy but your out of here........ systematically his clothes were gathered up and thrown out the front door along with 'The 'Tart's' knickers which, after second thoughts, were scooped up and retrieved. YES, there really is a God for it started to rain then. Not just that fine rain which gets on your damn nerves but bucket loads of torrential rain which the soon to be ex-husband found himself standing in whilst calling the soon to be ex-missus all the names under the sun. He was gathering up his wet soggy clothes and the photo she had thrown at him of them outside the church on their wedding day (she thought that maybe a nice touch) when he screamed out for his car keys and wallet. Off she went to get them and with no hesitation, handed them over and told him to get lost in no uncertain terms then watched as he drove away. Dangling in her hand was the key she had slipped off his keyring, to the soon to be ex-husband's 'Harley Hog', his pride and joy - which brings me nicely to the next item that will probably be sold on Ebay at a start price of.99c and of course, with no reserve! AND THATS THE STORY SO FAR...... HAPPY BIDDING Quote
Guest sheik-yerbouti Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 I'd bid, but they're really not my colour. They need to be crotchless too.... Quote
wez Posted August 15, 2008 Author Posted August 15, 2008 I'd bid, but they're really not my colour. They need to be crotchless too.... Are you a closet transvestite too? 'Sorry love, I've been meaning to tell you for years but I am a closet transvestite and they are mine'. so I used a condom because I couldn't find any rubber gloves'. Good liar.. used a condom as a glove and decided to throw the wrapper away under the pillow.. Makes sense to me.. Quote
emkay64 Posted August 15, 2008 Posted August 15, 2008 I'd bid, but they're really not my colour. They need to be crotchless too.... All guys like black panties. They go with everything Quote
snafu Posted August 15, 2008 Posted August 15, 2008 My ex surprised me with some red crotchless panties and handcuffs once. She was one wild chick! Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
ImWithStupid Posted August 15, 2008 Posted August 15, 2008 My ex surprised me with some red crotchless panties and handcuffs once. She was one wild chick! One of the guys I work with actually had to respond to a call where he had to unlock a chick from her handcuffs, that she put on herself, to be sexy, but they didn't have a key to unlock her. It's a classic around the office. Quote
emkay64 Posted August 15, 2008 Posted August 15, 2008 One of the guys I work with actually had to respond to a call where he had to unlock a chick from her handcuffs, that she put on herself, to be sexy, but they didn't have a key to unlock her. It's a classic around the office. Awwww...that sounds fun Quote
snafu Posted August 15, 2008 Posted August 15, 2008 One of the guys I work with actually had to respond to a call where he had to unlock a chick from her handcuffs, that she put on herself, to be sexy, but they didn't have a key to unlock her. It's a classic around the office. Yeah she locked herself in them too. Good thing I decided to go right home from work or she woulda had a long night waiting for me. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
wez Posted August 15, 2008 Author Posted August 15, 2008 Yeah she locked herself in them too. Good thing I decided to go right home from work or she woulda had a long night waiting for me. Sooooooooo Slezfu... I mean Snafu.. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted August 17, 2008 Posted August 17, 2008 My ex surprised me with some red crotchless panties and handcuffs once. She was one wild chick! Snafu's ex wife: You want some of this? Snafu: Hell no! Look what it did to your panties! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
wez Posted August 19, 2008 Author Posted August 19, 2008 Appears all those high bids were frauds.. they sold for $303.. not bad for a picture of underwear and empty condom wrapper.. pretty funny of her though. Seems she inspired some others as well... Current bid on these beauties.. $3.25 [attach=full]2029[/attach] Quote
emkay64 Posted August 19, 2008 Posted August 19, 2008 Weeee...That is a good deal for a spinnaker! Quote
wez Posted August 20, 2008 Author Posted August 20, 2008 Weeee...That is a good deal for a spinnaker! lol.. time to google spinnaker.. ahhhhh.. sail.. learn something new everyday! Quote
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