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Why is it most pacifists are also pervs?

 

Wow. Thats news to me. I knew nothing of that.

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Wow. Thats news to me. I knew nothing of that.

 

Me either.. Hugo's diggin' deep and making leaps and bounds for the promotion of violence.

 

Everyone knows there's never been a non-pacifist pervert. Hahahaha

 

"Killer" as he became known to his fans, had a big year in 1957, releasing four rock n' roll classics ("Shakin'," "Great Balls of Fire," "Breathless," and "High School Confidential") all within a year. "Great Balls Of Fire" was recorded with thumbtacks stuck on the piano hammers, witch accounts for the special clicking sound on that recording. His songs were soon the "hottest" music around. They topped the charts in every category. Jerry Lee even beat Elvis Presley in record sales that year.

 

His marriage to Jane Mitcham had ended and on December 12, 1957, Jerry married 14 year old Myra Gale Brown, his second cousin. Cousins or second cousins getting married was a common practice in the rural Southern United States in the Fifties, but when Jerry Lee went to England in 1958, the press scandalized his marriage. He did a few concerts, but the pressure from the furious and judgemental British press became overwhelming and the tour was stopped. The scandal nearly ruined Jerry Lee's career. By the time he got back to the States, his records were being ripped from store shelves, his appearances cancelled and his record sales declined. "High School Confidential", from the MGM movie of the same name, sank to the bottom of the charts. Lewis stood up to the deluge, however, saying "I plumb married the girl, didn't I?".

 

Why is it most men born below the Mason Dixon line are also incestual perverts?

 

Yep, you plumb married her, Killer...

 

Hey teach, what year were you born. :rolleyes:

 

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Hahahahahaha.. Don't mess with Texas.. :D

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I think we have now come to the proper conclusion that Gandhi was a perverted extremist dumbass whose pacifist policies led to the massacre of tens of thousands .

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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I think we have now come to the proper conclusion that Gandhi was a perverted extremist dumbass whose pacifist policies led to the massacre of tens of thousands .

 

 

Hahahahahaha... clearly

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Next post...Mother Teresa; total bitch.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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QVC... but bloody hell! I just got an email telling me I was denied since there's no jobs on Mars, thus, making me "not economically viable"..

 

 

Ever seen Fallling Down? :D

 

I'm close... hahahahahaha

 

I may have found something you could use for a tent if that QVC one falls through...

 

http://Off Topic Forum.com/off-topic-bs/24063-omg-this-lady-is-a-riot-2.html#post64617

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I may have found something you could use for a tent if that QVC one falls through...

 

http://Off Topic Forum.com/off-topic-bs/24063-omg-this-lady-is-a-riot-2.html#post64617

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Damn.. Good idea.. too late though.. I scored this beaut for for only 120 E-Z payments.. Had to put it on lay away though.. 10 years and I'm home free..

 

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Why is it most men born below the Mason Dixon line are also incestual perverts?

 

Despite it being a common practise in the Rural South, it was very prominent in royal families, the aristocracy, and other well to do peoples all over the world.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Despite it being a common practise in the Rural South, it was very prominent in royal families, the aristocracy, and other well to do peoples all over the world.

 

No wonder the worlds so fukked up..

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