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USArulz <usarulz@righton.net> wrote in news:Cwwyk.93$be.85

@nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com:

> Puck wrote:

>> USArulz <usarulz@righton.net> wrote in news:zVvyk.122$Ws1.95

>> @nlpi064.nbdc.sbc.com:

>>

>>> Grant wrote:

>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>> news:Xns9B17A16FED411wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

news:gbmdnbLs-

>>>>> rjm8VfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>

>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>> news:Xns9B1798FED118Fwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. I'd like to be your friend!

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8. That seven-paragraph post was a fucking winner.

>>>>>>>>>>>> 9. Free charcoal!

>>>>>>>>>>> 10.LOL!

>>>>>>>>>> 11.Its been a pleasure.

>>>>>>>>> 12.If I had a penny for every time you've used that line, I'd

be

>>>>>>>>> homeless.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> 13. Come over the steaks are on the BBQ.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> 14. Care to dance?

>>>>>> 15. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>> 16. Alan Hope has left you for another woman.

>>>>>

>>>> 17.You look hot in that sarong!

>>>>

>>>>

>>> 18. It's the New York Times, asking for you...

>> 19. And they want pictures!

> 20. And to know to whom to make out the blank check.

21. And where to send the courtesy limo.

Posted

"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9B17B5D1273CDwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>

>>

>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>

>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4@news.alt.net:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>

>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>

>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit. LOL.

>>>>

>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>

>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be much less

>>> wet.

>>>

>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>

> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>

What are you lot gonna gangfuck me next?

Posted

" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

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>

> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> news:Xns9B17B5D1273CDwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>

>>>

>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>

>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit. LOL.

>>>>>

>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>

>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be much

less

>>>> wet.

>>>>

>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>

>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>

> What are you lot gonna gangfuck me next?

 

What? You're old gangfucking news - behave.

Posted

"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

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>" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

> news:9K2dnb_ZE8VLN1fVnZ2dnUVZ8rGdnZ2d@pipex.net:

>

>>

>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> news:Xns9B17B5D1273CDwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>

>>>>

>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit. LOL.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>

>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be much

> less

>>>>> wet.

>>>>>

>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>

>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>

>> What are you lot gonna gangfuck me next?

>

> What? You're old gangfucking news - behave.

>

I was look forward to a good gangfucking, I'll put the lube away then!

Posted

"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

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> USArulz <usarulz@righton.net> wrote in news:Cwwyk.93$be.85

> @nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com:

>

>> Puck wrote:

>>> USArulz <usarulz@righton.net> wrote in news:zVvyk.122$Ws1.95

>>> @nlpi064.nbdc.sbc.com:

>>>

>>>> Grant wrote:

>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:Xns9B17A16FED411wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

> news:gbmdnbLs-

>>>>>> rjm8VfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1798FED118Fwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. I'd like to be your friend!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8. That seven-paragraph post was a fucking winner.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 9. Free charcoal!

>>>>>>>>>>>> 10.LOL!

>>>>>>>>>>> 11.Its been a pleasure.

>>>>>>>>>> 12.If I had a penny for every time you've used that line, I'd

> be

>>>>>>>>>> homeless.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> 13. Come over the steaks are on the BBQ.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> 14. Care to dance?

>>>>>>> 15. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>> 16. Alan Hope has left you for another woman.

>>>>>>

>>>>> 17.You look hot in that sarong!

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>> 18. It's the New York Times, asking for you...

>>> 19. And they want pictures!

>> 20. And to know to whom to make out the blank check.

> 21. And where to send the courtesy limo.

>

22.I really enjoyed that.

Posted

" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

news:WaqdncAghK9ALVfV4p2dnAA@pipex.net:

>

> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> news:Xns9B17BB1975033wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>> USArulz <usarulz@righton.net> wrote in news:Cwwyk.93$be.85

>> @nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com:

>>

>>> Puck wrote:

>>>> USArulz <usarulz@righton.net> wrote in news:zVvyk.122$Ws1.95

>>>> @nlpi064.nbdc.sbc.com:

>>>>

>>>>> Grant wrote:

>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A16FED411wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>> news:gbmdnbLs-

>>>>>>> rjm8VfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1798FED118Fwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. I'd like to be your friend!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8. That seven-paragraph post was a fucking winner.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 9. Free charcoal!

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 10.LOL!

>>>>>>>>>>>> 11.Its been a pleasure.

>>>>>>>>>>> 12.If I had a penny for every time you've used that line,

I'd

>> be

>>>>>>>>>>> homeless.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> 13. Come over the steaks are on the BBQ.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> 14. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>> 15. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>> 16. Alan Hope has left you for another woman.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>> 17.You look hot in that sarong!

>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>> 18. It's the New York Times, asking for you...

>>>> 19. And they want pictures!

>>> 20. And to know to whom to make out the blank check.

>> 21. And where to send the courtesy limo.

>>

> 22.I really enjoyed that.

23. I think you should take this newsgroup business more seriously.

Posted

"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9B17CF0D82A9Fwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

> news:WaqdncAghK9ALVfV4p2dnAA@pipex.net:

>

>>

>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> news:Xns9B17BB1975033wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>> USArulz <usarulz@righton.net> wrote in news:Cwwyk.93$be.85

>>> @nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com:

>>>

>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>> USArulz <usarulz@righton.net> wrote in news:zVvyk.122$Ws1.95

>>>>> @nlpi064.nbdc.sbc.com:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Grant wrote:

>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A16FED411wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>> news:gbmdnbLs-

>>>>>>>> rjm8VfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1798FED118Fwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. I'd like to be your friend!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8. That seven-paragraph post was a fucking winner.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 9. Free charcoal!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 10.LOL!

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 11.Its been a pleasure.

>>>>>>>>>>>> 12.If I had a penny for every time you've used that line,

> I'd

>>> be

>>>>>>>>>>>> homeless.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> 13. Come over the steaks are on the BBQ.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> 14. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>> 15. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>> 16. Alan Hope has left you for another woman.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> 17.You look hot in that sarong!

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>> 18. It's the New York Times, asking for you...

>>>>> 19. And they want pictures!

>>>> 20. And to know to whom to make out the blank check.

>>> 21. And where to send the courtesy limo.

>>>

>> 22.I really enjoyed that.

> 23. I think you should take this newsgroup business more seriously.

>

24.I can tell you don't take any of this seriously.

Guest Jay Kaner
Posted

" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message

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>

> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> news:Xns9B17CF0D82A9Fwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>> news:WaqdncAghK9ALVfV4p2dnAA@pipex.net:

>>

>>>

>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>> news:Xns9B17BB1975033wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>> USArulz <usarulz@righton.net> wrote in news:Cwwyk.93$be.85

>>>> @nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com:

>>>>

>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>> USArulz <usarulz@righton.net> wrote in news:zVvyk.122$Ws1.95

>>>>>> @nlpi064.nbdc.sbc.com:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Grant wrote:

>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A16FED411wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>> news:gbmdnbLs-

>>>>>>>>> rjm8VfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1798FED118Fwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. I'd like to be your friend!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8. That seven-paragraph post was a fucking winner.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 9. Free charcoal!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 10.LOL!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 11.Its been a pleasure.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 12.If I had a penny for every time you've used that line,

>> I'd

>>>> be

>>>>>>>>>>>>> homeless.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> 13. Come over the steaks are on the BBQ.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> 14. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>> 15. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>> 16. Alan Hope has left you for another woman.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> 17.You look hot in that sarong!

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> 18. It's the New York Times, asking for you...

>>>>>> 19. And they want pictures!

>>>>> 20. And to know to whom to make out the blank check.

>>>> 21. And where to send the courtesy limo.

>>>>

>>> 22.I really enjoyed that.

>> 23. I think you should take this newsgroup business more seriously.

>>

> 24.I can tell you don't take any of this seriously.

25. Would you babysit the kids...Ah, hang on, no, sorry, that's Gary Glitter

innit.

Guest Steve Leyland
Posted

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Jay Kaner

stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

 

: " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message

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: :

: : "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

: : news:Xns9B17CF0D82A9Fwotevz@194.177.97.96...

: : : " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

: : : news:WaqdncAghK9ALVfV4p2dnAA@pipex.net:

: : :

: : : :

: : : : "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

: : : : news:Xns9B17BB1975033wotevz@194.177.97.96...

: : : : : USArulz <usarulz@righton.net> wrote in news:Cwwyk.93$be.85

: : : : : @nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com:

: : : : :

: : : : : : Puck wrote:

: : : : : : : USArulz <usarulz@righton.net> wrote in

: : : : : : : news:zVvyk.122$Ws1.95 @nlpi064.nbdc.sbc.com:

: : : : : : :

: : : : : : : : Grant wrote:

: : : : : : : : : "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

: : : : : : : : : news:Xns9B17A16FED411wotevz@194.177.97.96...

: : : : : : : : : : " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote

: : : : : : : : : : in news:gbmdnbLs- rjm8VfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net:

: : : : : : : : : :

: : : : : : : : : : : "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

: : : : : : : : : : : news:Xns9B1798FED118Fwotevz@194.177.97.96...

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 1. Are those

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : laughter lines?

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 2. Life's great isn't

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : it.

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 3. We're off to a great

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : party, are you coming?

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 4. Nice to meet you!

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 5. I bet you can't spell

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : gangfucked.

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 6. Oh yeah, you do have a

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : point.

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 7. I'd like to be your friend!

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 8. That seven-paragraph post was a

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : fucking winner.

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 9. Free charcoal!

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 10.LOL!

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 11.Its been a pleasure.

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : 12.If I had a penny for every time you've

: : : : : : : : : : : : : : used that line, I'd be homeless.

: : : : : : : : : : : : : :

: : : : : : : : : : : : : 13. Come over the steaks are on the BBQ.

: : : : : : : : : : : : :

: : : : : : : : : : : : 14. Care to dance?

: : : : : : : : : : : 15. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

: : : : : : : : : : 16. Alan Hope has left you for another woman.

: : : : : : : : : :

: : : : : : : : : 17.You look hot in that sarong!

: : : : : : : : :

: : : : : : : : :

: : : : : : : : 18. It's the New York Times, asking for you...

: : : : : : : 19. And they want pictures!

: : : : : : 20. And to know to whom to make out the blank check.

: : : : : 21. And where to send the courtesy limo.

: : : : :

: : : : 22.I really enjoyed that.

: : : 23. I think you should take this newsgroup business more

: : : seriously.

: : :

: : 24.I can tell you don't take any of this seriously.

: 25. Would you babysit the kids...Ah, hang on, no, sorry, that's Gary

: Glitter innit.

26. Has slang for "tekkin it up teh gary glitter" been revised due to

recent events?

 

--

Steve Leyland

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You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

======================================================================

"Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility

to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems

convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little

gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty

kitty he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he

wanders about and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and

defecate, then moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt

spraying, defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then

returns to mark his "territory" again. I realise he is little more

than a malodorous nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

 

HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy

======================================================================

"Warning to all:

Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the

muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past

UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. plonk "

 

bear, uk.rec.motorcycles

======================================================================

"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless

post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of

Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,

dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,

obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,

flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,

physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,

masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal

POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and

for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus

slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

 

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa

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"I went to the Garden of Love,

And saw what I never had seen;

A Chapel was built in the midst,

Where I used to play on the green.

 

And the gates of this Chapel were shut

And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;

So I turned to the Garden of Love

That so many sweet flowers bore.

 

And I saw it was filled with graves,

And tombstones where flowers should be;

And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,

And binding with briars my joys and desires."

 

William Blake.

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"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this

right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to

seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and

regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,

article 19.

======================================================================

"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of

people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in

deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as

Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

 

 

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meow

Posted

Puck wrote:

> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>

>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>

>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4@news.alt.net:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>

>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit. LOL.

>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be much less

>>> wet.

>>>

>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>

> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

 

Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order Russian.

Guest Jay Kaner
Posted

"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in

message news:gafrcp$ft2$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...

> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Jay

> Kaner

> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

>

> : " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message

> : news:276dnYEoBsnEJVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

> : :

> : : "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> : : news:Xns9B17CF0D82A9Fwotevz@194.177.97.96...

> : : : " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

> : : : news:WaqdncAghK9ALVfV4p2dnAA@pipex.net:

> : : :

> : : : :

> : : : : "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> : : : : news:Xns9B17BB1975033wotevz@194.177.97.96...

> : : : : : USArulz <usarulz@righton.net> wrote in news:Cwwyk.93$be.85

> : : : : : @nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com:

> : : : : :

> : : : : : : Puck wrote:

> : : : : : : : USArulz <usarulz@righton.net> wrote in

> : : : : : : : news:zVvyk.122$Ws1.95 @nlpi064.nbdc.sbc.com:

> : : : : : : :

> : : : : : : : : Grant wrote:

> : : : : : : : : : "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> : : : : : : : : : news:Xns9B17A16FED411wotevz@194.177.97.96...

> : : : : : : : : : : " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote

> : : : : : : : : : : in news:gbmdnbLs- rjm8VfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net:

> : : : : : : : : : :

> : : : : : : : : : : : "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> : : : : : : : : : : : news:Xns9B1798FED118Fwotevz@194.177.97.96...

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 1. Are those

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : laughter lines?

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 2. Life's great isn't

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : it.

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 3. We're off to a great

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : party, are you coming?

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 4. Nice to meet you!

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 5. I bet you can't spell

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : gangfucked.

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 6. Oh yeah, you do have a

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : point.

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 7. I'd like to be your friend!

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 8. That seven-paragraph post was a

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : fucking winner.

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 9. Free charcoal!

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 10.LOL!

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 11.Its been a pleasure.

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 12.If I had a penny for every time you've

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : used that line, I'd be homeless.

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : :

> : : : : : : : : : : : : : 13. Come over the steaks are on the BBQ.

> : : : : : : : : : : : : :

> : : : : : : : : : : : : 14. Care to dance?

> : : : : : : : : : : : 15. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

> : : : : : : : : : : 16. Alan Hope has left you for another woman.

> : : : : : : : : : :

> : : : : : : : : : 17.You look hot in that sarong!

> : : : : : : : : :

> : : : : : : : : :

> : : : : : : : : 18. It's the New York Times, asking for you...

> : : : : : : : 19. And they want pictures!

> : : : : : : 20. And to know to whom to make out the blank check.

> : : : : : 21. And where to send the courtesy limo.

> : : : : :

> : : : : 22.I really enjoyed that.

> : : : 23. I think you should take this newsgroup business more

> : : : seriously.

> : : :

> : : 24.I can tell you don't take any of this seriously.

> : 25. Would you babysit the kids...Ah, hang on, no, sorry, that's Gary

> : Glitter innit.

> 26. Has slang for "tekkin it up teh gary glitter" been revised due to

> recent events?

 

27. No. Sadly, none of zen, dave or ash wensdee rhymes with anything to do

with yer arse, unlike gary glitter which rhymes beautifully with 'shitter'.

The nearest

is dave zhitter which, to be honest, isn't that good.

Guest Jay Kaner
Posted

"Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

> Puck wrote:

>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>

>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>

>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit. LOL.

>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be much less

>>>> wet.

>>>>

>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>

>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>

> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order Russian.

 

LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New Guinean.

Posted

Mike <mik.eturf@ollr.co.ir> wrote in news:1sew1i8gqm5s5

$.dlg@ukgov.criminal.organization:

> Batteries!!!!

>

> He he he <smirk> he he he.

 

It's numerical, you fuckhead.

Posted

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

news:9gMyk.57017$E41.30225@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>

> "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote

> in message news:gafrcp$ft2$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...

>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Jay

>> Kaner

>> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

>>

>> : " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message

>> : news:276dnYEoBsnEJVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>> : :

>> : : "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> : : news:Xns9B17CF0D82A9Fwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>> : : : " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>> : : : news:WaqdncAghK9ALVfV4p2dnAA@pipex.net:

>> : : :

>> : : : :

>> : : : : "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> : : : : news:Xns9B17BB1975033wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>> : : : : : USArulz <usarulz@righton.net> wrote in news:Cwwyk.93$be.85

>> : : : : : @nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com:

>> : : : : :

>> : : : : : : Puck wrote:

>> : : : : : : : USArulz <usarulz@righton.net> wrote in

>> : : : : : : : news:zVvyk.122$Ws1.95 @nlpi064.nbdc.sbc.com:

>> : : : : : : :

>> : : : : : : : : Grant wrote:

>> : : : : : : : : : "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> : : : : : : : : : news:Xns9B17A16FED411wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>> : : : : : : : : : : " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com>

>> : : : : : : : : : : wrote in news:gbmdnbLs-

>> : : : : : : : : : : rjm8VfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net:

>> : : : : : : : : : :

>> : : : : : : : : : : : "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in

>> : : : : : : : : : : : message

>> : : : : : : : : : : : news:Xns9B1798FED118Fwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 1. Are those

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : laughter lines?

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 2. Life's great

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :isn't : : : : : : : : : it.

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 3. We're off to a great

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : party, are you coming?

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 4. Nice to meet you!

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 5. I bet you can't spell

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : gangfucked.

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 6. Oh yeah, you do have a

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : point.

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 7. I'd like to be your friend!

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 8. That seven-paragraph post was

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :a : : : fucking winner.

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 9. Free charcoal!

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 10.LOL!

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 11.Its been a pleasure.

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 12.If I had a penny for every time you've

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : used that line, I'd be homeless.

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : :

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : 13. Come over the steaks are on the BBQ.

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : :

>> : : : : : : : : : : : : 14. Care to dance?

>> : : : : : : : : : : : 15. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>> : : : : : : : : : : 16. Alan Hope has left you for another woman.

>> : : : : : : : : : :

>> : : : : : : : : : 17.You look hot in that sarong!

>> : : : : : : : : :

>> : : : : : : : : :

>> : : : : : : : : 18. It's the New York Times, asking for you...

>> : : : : : : : 19. And they want pictures!

>> : : : : : : 20. And to know to whom to make out the blank check.

>> : : : : : 21. And where to send the courtesy limo.

>> : : : : :

>> : : : : 22.I really enjoyed that.

>> : : : 23. I think you should take this newsgroup business more

>> : : : seriously.

>> : : :

>> : : 24.I can tell you don't take any of this seriously.

>> : 25. Would you babysit the kids...Ah, hang on, no, sorry, that's

>> : Gary Glitter innit.

>> 26. Has slang for "tekkin it up teh gary glitter" been revised due to

>> recent events?

>

> 27. No. Sadly, none of zen, dave or ash wensdee rhymes with anything

> to do with yer arse, unlike gary glitter which rhymes beautifully with

> 'shitter'. The nearest

> is dave zhitter which, to be honest, isn't that good.

28. Advertising your blog in your sig is a great idea.

Posted

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message

news:1BMyk.57025$E41.43862@text.news.virginmedia.com...

>

> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>> Puck wrote:

>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>

>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit. LOL.

>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be much less

>>>>> wet.

>>>>>

>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>

>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>

>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order Russian.

>

> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New Guinean.

If you two continue to take the piss I will have to go postal on you and

reply with at least 7 paragraphs telling you how it is, laying ground rules,

and threatening to never read any of you post again in my entire life,

now I know you don't want that!

>

Oh and to set the record straight about my wife, she is neither Russian nor

Papua New Guinean she is Taiwanese's and she came in a brown paper wrapped

box with a foot pump.

>

HTHs

Posted

"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9B18A309D7F67wotevz@194.177.97.96...

> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

> news:9gMyk.57017$E41.30225@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>

>>

>> "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote

>> in message news:gafrcp$ft2$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...

>>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Jay

>>> Kaner

>>> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

>>>

>>> : " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message

>>> : news:276dnYEoBsnEJVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>>> : :

>>> : : "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>> : : news:Xns9B17CF0D82A9Fwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>> : : : " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>> : : : news:WaqdncAghK9ALVfV4p2dnAA@pipex.net:

>>> : : :

>>> : : : :

>>> : : : : "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>> : : : : news:Xns9B17BB1975033wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>> : : : : : USArulz <usarulz@righton.net> wrote in news:Cwwyk.93$be.85

>>> : : : : : @nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com:

>>> : : : : :

>>> : : : : : : Puck wrote:

>>> : : : : : : : USArulz <usarulz@righton.net> wrote in

>>> : : : : : : : news:zVvyk.122$Ws1.95 @nlpi064.nbdc.sbc.com:

>>> : : : : : : :

>>> : : : : : : : : Grant wrote:

>>> : : : : : : : : : "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>> : : : : : : : : : news:Xns9B17A16FED411wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>> : : : : : : : : : : " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com>

>>> : : : : : : : : : : wrote in news:gbmdnbLs-

>>> : : : : : : : : : : rjm8VfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net:

>>> : : : : : : : : : :

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : message

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : news:Xns9B1798FED118Fwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 1. Are those

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : laughter lines?

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 2. Life's great

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :isn't : : : : : : : : : it.

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 3. We're off to a great

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : party, are you coming?

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 4. Nice to meet you!

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 5. I bet you can't spell

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : gangfucked.

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 6. Oh yeah, you do have a

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : point.

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 7. I'd like to be your friend!

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 8. That seven-paragraph post was

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :a : : : fucking winner.

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 9. Free charcoal!

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 10.LOL!

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 11.Its been a pleasure.

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 12.If I had a penny for every time you've

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : used that line, I'd be homeless.

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : :

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : 13. Come over the steaks are on the BBQ.

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : :

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : 14. Care to dance?

>>> : : : : : : : : : : : 15. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>> : : : : : : : : : : 16. Alan Hope has left you for another woman.

>>> : : : : : : : : : :

>>> : : : : : : : : : 17.You look hot in that sarong!

>>> : : : : : : : : :

>>> : : : : : : : : :

>>> : : : : : : : : 18. It's the New York Times, asking for you...

>>> : : : : : : : 19. And they want pictures!

>>> : : : : : : 20. And to know to whom to make out the blank check.

>>> : : : : : 21. And where to send the courtesy limo.

>>> : : : : :

>>> : : : : 22.I really enjoyed that.

>>> : : : 23. I think you should take this newsgroup business more

>>> : : : seriously.

>>> : : :

>>> : : 24.I can tell you don't take any of this seriously.

>>> : 25. Would you babysit the kids...Ah, hang on, no, sorry, that's

>>> : Gary Glitter innit.

>>> 26. Has slang for "tekkin it up teh gary glitter" been revised due to

>>> recent events?

>>

>> 27. No. Sadly, none of zen, dave or ash wensdee rhymes with anything

>> to do with yer arse, unlike gary glitter which rhymes beautifully with

>> 'shitter'. The nearest

>> is dave zhitter which, to be honest, isn't that good.

> 28. Advertising your blog in your sig is a great idea.

>

29.You really are a level and balanced guy.

Guest Jay Kaner
Posted

" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message

news:RL6dnT4sh7NqVVbVnZ2dnUVZ8tjinZ2d@pipex.net...

>

> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message

> news:1BMyk.57025$E41.43862@text.news.virginmedia.com...

>>

>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>> Puck wrote:

>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>

>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit. LOL.

>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be much

>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>

>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>

>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>

>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order

>>> Russian.

>>

>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New Guinean.

> If you two continue to take the piss I will have to go postal on you and

> reply with at least 7 paragraphs telling you how it is, laying ground

> rules, and threatening to never read any of you post again in my entire

> life,

> now I know you don't want that!

>>

> Oh and to set the record straight about my wife, she is neither Russian

> nor Papua New Guinean she is Taiwanese's and she came in a brown paper

> wrapped box with a foot pump.

>>

> HTHs

 

As much as the foot pump does for you and yer love life.

Guest Ash Wensdee
Posted

Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

must suffer, like this:

>1. Are those laughter lines?

 

2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

 

--

 

I'm John McCain and Big Oil approves this message.

http://gollyg.blogspot.com -- bullshit you can trust

 

Ash Wensdee

Guest Jay Kaner
Posted

"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...

> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

> must suffer, like this:

>

>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>

> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

 

3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.

Posted

"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

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> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

> must suffer, like this:

>

>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>

> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>

Oi Dave that's "Miss" to you, you cunt, oh and she is full of fun. You see

she can actually laugh at her self.

Guest Ash Wensdee
Posted

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

must suffer, like this:

>

>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...

>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>> must suffer, like this:

>>

>>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>>

>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>

>3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.

 

You forgot to include content before your byline.

 

--

 

I'm John McCain and Big Oil approves this message.

http://gollyg.blogspot.com -- bullshit you can trust

 

Ash Wensdee

Guest Jay Kaner
Posted

"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

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> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

> must suffer, like this:

>

>>

>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...

>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>

>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>

>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>>

>>3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.

>

> You forgot to include content before your byline.

 

You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.

 

I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!

 

How much content before byline did I forget to include?

 

Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally accurate.

 

Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.

Posted

On 14 Sep, 01:37, Ash Wensdee <a...@wensdee.com> wrote:

> ?Puck <pour...@googlemail.com> was an ugly child,

 

I was a Pears Soap kid. Did I ever tell you that? I'm a much more

ugly adult.

> and now the world

> must suffer, like this:

>

> >1. ?Are those laughter lines? ?

>

> 2. Says Ms.

 

If you ever call me Ms again, I will killfile your arse quicker than

you can say, "suck me off, Hopey" geddit? And the thing about me,

cunty, is that I am true to my word.

 

Well, except when I say I'll never talk to you again. Then I'm

totally lying, obv.

 

--

http://www.animus-horribilis.blogspot.com/

T-H-E cure for insomnia you can trust

> Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>

> --

>

> I'm John McCain and Big Oil approves this message.http://gollyg.blogspot.com-- bullshit you can trust

>

> Ash Wensdee

Posted

" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

news:u6udnWbLtZtJ91HVnZ2dnUVZ8radnZ2d@pipex.net:

>

> "Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

> news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...

>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>> must suffer, like this:

>>

>>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>>

>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>>

> Oi Dave that's "Miss" to you, you cunt, oh and she is full of fun. You

> see she can actually laugh at her self.

 

Fuck knows I've got enough material.

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