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Guest Ash Wensdee
Posted

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

must suffer, like this:

>

>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...

>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>> must suffer, like this:

>>

>>>

>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...

>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>

>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>

>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>>>

>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.

>>

>> You forgot to include content before your byline.

>

>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.

>

>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!

>

>How much content before byline did I forget to include?

>

>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally accurate.

>

>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.

 

 

This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for, right?t

 

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Ash Wensdee

Guest Ash Wensdee
Posted

Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

must suffer, like this:

>On 14 Sep, 01:37, Ash Wensdee <a...@wensdee.com> wrote:

>> ?Puck <pour...@googlemail.com> was an ugly child,

>

>I was a Pears Soap kid. Did I ever tell you that? I'm a much more

>ugly adult.

>

>> and now the world

>> must suffer, like this:

>>

>> >1. ?Are those laughter lines? ?

>>

>> 2. Says Ms.

>

>If you ever call me Ms again, I will killfile your arse quicker than

>you can say, "suck me off, Hopey" geddit? And the thing about me,

>cunty, is that I am true to my word.

>

>Well, except when I say I'll never talk to you again. Then I'm

>totally lying, obv.

 

Okay Ms Fuckwit, you got it.

 

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http://gollyg.blogspot.com -- bullshit you can trust

 

Ash Wensdee

Guest Jay Kaner
Posted

"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...

> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

> must suffer, like this:

>

>>

>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...

>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>

>>>>

>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...

>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>>

>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>

>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>>>>

>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.

>>>

>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.

>>

>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.

>>

>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!

>>

>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?

>>

>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally accurate.

>>

>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.

>

>

> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for, right?t

 

Wrong.

 

That, davey boy, was sarcasm.

 

If you remember, we were discussing humour in the 'apologies' thread.

....Which you've been avoiding like the plague ever since.

 

Why have you been avoiding the 'apologies' thread like the plague ever

since, eh?

 

And before you ask, that was neither humour nor sarcasm. It was a question.

Guest Ash Wensdee
Posted

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

must suffer, like this:

>

>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...

>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>> must suffer, like this:

>>

>>>

>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...

>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...

>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>>>>>

>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.

>>>>

>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.

>>>

>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.

>>>

>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!

>>>

>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?

>>>

>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally accurate.

>>>

>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.

>>

>>

>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for, right?t

>

>Wrong.

>

>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.

 

Was it? Thanks for explaining.

 

Note that I won't tolerate your using my name. Ash, Zen, Fucktard, all

fine. Davey no. Show some respect, cunt.

 

Do it again, join Gunter in Siberia. Okay?

 

>

>If you remember, we were discussing humour in the 'apologies' thread.

>...Which you've been avoiding like the plague ever since.

>

>Why have you been avoiding the 'apologies' thread like the plague ever

>since, eh?

 

I see a long chain of names of boring posters and I think fuck that.

That's pretty standard for me.

 

>

>And before you ask, that was neither humour nor sarcasm. It was a question.

>

 

Is this like a quiz? Do I get a prize if I answer enough questions

correctly?

 

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Ash Wensdee

Posted

"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...

> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

> must suffer, like this:

>

>>

>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...

>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>

>>>>

>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...

>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...

>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>>>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.

>>>>>

>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.

>>>>

>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.

>>>>

>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!

>>>>

>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?

>>>>

>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally accurate.

>>>>

>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.

>>>

>>>

>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for, right?t

>>

>>Wrong.

>>

>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.

>

> Was it? Thanks for explaining.

>

> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name. Ash, Zen, Fucktard, all

> fine. Davey no. Show some respect, cunt.

>

Respect on Usenet what a complete laughing stock you are making off

yourself, if you were not serious it could be considered funny but you are

actually being serious.

Posted

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 1. Are those

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : laughter lines?

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 2. Life's great

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :isn't : : : : : : : : : it.

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 3. We're off to a great

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : party, are you coming?

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 5. I bet you can't spell

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : gangfucked.

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 6. Oh yeah, you do have a

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : point.

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 7. I'd like to be your friend!

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 8. That seven-paragraph post was

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :a : : : fucking winner.

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 9. Free charcoal!

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 10.LOL!

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 11.Its been a pleasure.

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 12.If I had a penny for every time you've

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : : used that line, I'd be homeless.

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : :

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : : 13. Come over the steaks are on the BBQ.

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : :

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : : 14. Care to dance?

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : : 15. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>> : : : : : : : : : : 16. Alan Hope has left you for another woman.

>>>> : : : : : : : : : :

>>>> : : : : : : : : : 17.You look hot in that sarong!

>>>> : : : : : : : : :

>>>> : : : : : : : : :

>>>> : : : : : : : : 18. It's the New York Times, asking for you...

>>>> : : : : : : : 19. And they want pictures!

>>>> : : : : : : 20. And to know to whom to make out the blank check.

>>>> : : : : : 21. And where to send the courtesy limo.

>>>> : : : : :

>>>> : : : : 22.I really enjoyed that.

>>>> : : : 23. I think you should take this newsgroup business more

>>>> : : : seriously.

>>>> : : :

>>>> : : 24.I can tell you don't take any of this seriously.

>>>> : 25. Would you babysit the kids...Ah, hang on, no, sorry, that's

>>>> : Gary Glitter innit.

>>>> 26. Has slang for "tekkin it up teh gary glitter" been revised due to

>>>> recent events?

>>>

>>> 27. No. Sadly, none of zen, dave or ash wensdee rhymes with anything

>>> to do with yer arse, unlike gary glitter which rhymes beautifully with

>>> 'shitter'. The nearest

>>> is dave zhitter which, to be honest, isn't that good.

>> 28. Advertising your blog in your sig is a great idea.

> 29.You really are a level and balanced guy.

30.Please stop ignoring me.

Posted

Jay Kaner wrote:

>

> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>> Puck wrote:

>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>

>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit. LOL.

>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be much

>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>

>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>

>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>

>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order Russian.

>

> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New Guinean.

 

One of those pygmy fuckers?

Posted

Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>

>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>> Puck wrote:

>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>

>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit.

>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be much

>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>

>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>

>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>

>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order

>>> Russian.

>>

>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New Guinean.

>

> One of those pygmy fuckers?

 

To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

Posted

Ash Wensdee <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in

news:fmrrc4pun477idrl411935ovbl7a12b510@4ax.com:

> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

> must suffer, like this:

>

>>On 14 Sep, 01:37, Ash Wensdee <a...@wensdee.com> wrote:

>>> ?Puck <pour...@googlemail.com> was an ugly child,

>>

>>I was a Pears Soap kid. Did I ever tell you that? I'm a much more

>>ugly adult.

>>

>>> and now the world

>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>

>>> >1. ?Are those laughter lines? ?

>>>

>>> 2. Says Ms.

>>

>>If you ever call me Ms again, I will killfile your arse quicker than

>>you can say, "suck me off, Hopey" geddit? And the thing about me,

>>cunty, is that I am true to my word.

>>

>>Well, except when I say I'll never talk to you again. Then I'm

>>totally lying, obv.

>

> Okay Ms Fuckwit, you got it.

 

plonk

Posted

"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9B1AD9B75A3C8wotevz@194.177.97.96...

> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>

>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>

>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>

>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit.

>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be much

>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>

>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>

>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order

>>>> Russian.

>>>

>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New Guinean.

>>

>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>

> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>

I'm not but I don't mind short birds!

Guest Jay Kaner
Posted

"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...

> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

> must suffer, like this:

>

>>

>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...

>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>

>>>>

>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...

>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...

>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>>>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.

>>>>>

>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.

>>>>

>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.

>>>>

>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!

>>>>

>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?

>>>>

>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally accurate.

>>>>

>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.

>>>

>>>

>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for, right?t

>>

>>Wrong.

>>

>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.

>

> Was it? Thanks for explaining.

 

Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not Dave

....before you get yer knickers all in a twist.

> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.

 

Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do. "Don't call

me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called Dave.

 

Until yesterday I had no idea you disliked it so much. Thanks fer that

Dave....sorry, Div, I meant Div!!

> Ash, Zen, Fucktard, all

> fine.

 

What about 'Div', then? Can we calls you 'Div'?

I know I've started calling you 'Div' already before asking but, y' know,

just been polite an' all.

 

I likes it 'cos 'Div' sounds like 'Dave'.

You should like it 'cos Div's not 'Dave'.

 

So, whaddaya say? Can I call you Div? C'mon, it's gotta be better than

Dave.

And you did just say I can call you 'Fucktard'...and 'Div' is just another

word for 'Fucktard'...

> Davey no.

 

Not even Davey boy...not now we got Divvy.

> Show some respect, cunt.

 

Sure...who to?

> Do it again, join Gunter in Siberia. Okay?

 

That's tuuuvaa to go fer a bit of throat singing.

>>If you remember, we were discussing humour in the 'apologies' thread.

>>...Which you've been avoiding like the plague ever since.

>>

>>Why have you been avoiding the 'apologies' thread like the plague ever

>>since, eh?

>

> I'm getting humiliated and I think fuck that.

> That's pretty standard for me.

 

That's more like it, eh Da...Div. That's what's really going on there

ain't it.

>>And before you ask, that was neither humour nor sarcasm. It was a

>>question.

>>

>

> Is this like a quiz? Do I get a prize if I answer enough questions

> correctly?

 

No. Well, yes ...But the word "correctly" fucked any chances of that

happening, right up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Assuming Dave is yer real name. I honestly don't know fer sure what yer

real name is. Tho' if you're happy to be pissed off getting called Dave,

then Dave it is. Dave .

 

Not that I'd call you Dave.

Guest Ash Wensdee
Posted

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

must suffer, like this:

>

>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...

>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>> must suffer, like this:

>>

>>>

>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...

>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...

>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>>>>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.

>>>>>

>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.

>>>>>

>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!

>>>>>

>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?

>>>>>

>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally accurate.

>>>>>

>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.

>>>>

>>>>

>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for, right?t

>>>

>>>Wrong.

>>>

>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.

>>

>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.

>

>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not Dave

>...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.

>

>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.

>

>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do. "Don't call

>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called Dave.

>

 

Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.

 

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http://gollyg.blogspot.com -- bullshit you can trust

 

Ash Wensdee

Guest Ash Wensdee
Posted

Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

must suffer, like this:

>Ash Wensdee <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in

>news:fmrrc4pun477idrl411935ovbl7a12b510@4ax.com:

>

>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>> must suffer, like this:

>>

>>>On 14 Sep, 01:37, Ash Wensdee <a...@wensdee.com> wrote:

>>>> ?Puck <pour...@googlemail.com> was an ugly child,

>>>

>>>I was a Pears Soap kid. Did I ever tell you that? I'm a much more

>>>ugly adult.

>>>

>>>> and now the world

>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>

>>>> >1. ?Are those laughter lines? ?

>>>>

>>>> 2. Says Ms.

>>>

>>>If you ever call me Ms again, I will killfile your arse quicker than

>>>you can say, "suck me off, Hopey" geddit? And the thing about me,

>>>cunty, is that I am true to my word.

>>>

>>>Well, except when I say I'll never talk to you again. Then I'm

>>>totally lying, obv.

>>

>> Okay Ms Fuckwit, you got it.

>

> plonk

 

 

 

As if, Ms Bullshitter.

 

--

 

I'm John McCain and Big Oil approves this message.

http://gollyg.blogspot.com -- bullshit you can trust

 

Ash Wensdee

Guest Jay Kaner
Posted

"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

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> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

> must suffer, like this:

>

>>

>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...

>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>

>>>>

>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...

>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...

>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>>>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>>>>>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!

>>>>>>

>>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally accurate.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for, right?t

>>>>

>>>>Wrong.

>>>>

>>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.

>>>

>>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.

>>

>>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not Dave

>>...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.

>>

>>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.

>>

>>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do. "Don't

>>call

>>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called Dave.

>>

>

> Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.

 

Aw bless. He feels safe in his imagination. Y' can't stay in there

forever tho'.

Posted

" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

news:fK2dnTPXrs7qS1PVnZ2dnUVZ8s7inZ2d@pipex.net:

>

> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> news:Xns9B1AD9B75A3C8wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>

>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>

>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit.

>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be

much

>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>

>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order

>>>>> Russian.

>>>>

>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

Guinean.

>>>

>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>

>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>

> I'm not but I don't mind short birds!

 

Yeah. Short on standards, short on sanity and short on IQ.

Posted

"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9B1B6B9C5C361wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

> news:fK2dnTPXrs7qS1PVnZ2dnUVZ8s7inZ2d@pipex.net:

>

>>

>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> news:Xns9B1AD9B75A3C8wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>

>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit.

>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be

> much

>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order

>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>

>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

> Guinean.

>>>>

>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>

>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>

>> I'm not but I don't mind short birds!

>

> Yeah. Short on standards, short on sanity and short on IQ.

>

Is that you you're describing? If so you could be my perfect woman!

Posted

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

news:TcDzk.58415$E41.44007@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>

> "Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

> news:chstc4570ramd568brv6ci80j7v8j4eq99@4ax.com...

>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>> must suffer, like this:

>>

>>>

>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...

>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...

>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally

>>>>>>>accurate.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for, right?t

>>>>>

>>>>>Wrong.

>>>>>

>>>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.

>>>>

>>>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.

>>>

>>>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not Dave

>>>...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.

>>>

>>>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.

>>>

>>>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do.

>>>"Don't call

>>>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called Dave.

>>>

>>

>> Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.

>

> Aw bless. He feels safe in his imagination. Y' can't stay in there

> forever tho'.

 

Of all the imaginations to hide in. He'll get bored soon enough.

Posted

" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

news:ApSdnXoiPa4hEFLVnZ2dnUVZ8tSdnZ2d@pipex.net:

>

> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> news:Xns9B1B6B9C5C361wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>> news:fK2dnTPXrs7qS1PVnZ2dnUVZ8s7inZ2d@pipex.net:

>>

>>>

>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>> news:Xns9B1AD9B75A3C8wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>

>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1

@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be

>> much

>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order

>>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

>> Guinean.

>>>>>

>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>>

>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>>

>>> I'm not but I don't mind short birds!

>>

>> Yeah. Short on standards, short on sanity and short on IQ.

>>

> Is that you you're describing? If so you could be my perfect woman!

 

There's not as fine a line between being short on IQ and retarded as you

might think.

Posted

"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9B1BC0E31C80Awotevz@194.177.97.96...

>" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

> news:ApSdnXoiPa4hEFLVnZ2dnUVZ8tSdnZ2d@pipex.net:

>

>>

>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> news:Xns9B1B6B9C5C361wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>> news:fK2dnTPXrs7qS1PVnZ2dnUVZ8s7inZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>

>>>>

>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>> news:Xns9B1AD9B75A3C8wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1

> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be

>>> much

>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order

>>>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

>>> Guinean.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>>>

>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>>>

>>>> I'm not but I don't mind short birds!

>>>

>>> Yeah. Short on standards, short on sanity and short on IQ.

>>>

>> Is that you you're describing? If so you could be my perfect woman!

>

> There's not as fine a line between being short on IQ and retarded as you

> might think.

>

Are you a window licking dribbler then? in that case your off the menu for

me!

Posted

Puck wrote:

> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>

>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>

>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit.

>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be much

>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order

>>>> Russian.

>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New Guinean.

>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>

> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

 

There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

Posted

Puck wrote:

> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

> news:fK2dnTPXrs7qS1PVnZ2dnUVZ8s7inZ2d@pipex.net:

>

>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> news:Xns9B1AD9B75A3C8wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>

>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit.

>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be

> much

>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order

>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

> Guinean.

>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>

>> I'm not but I don't mind short birds!

>

> Yeah. Short on standards, short on sanity and short on IQ.

 

Short sighted.

Guest Jay Kaner
Posted

"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

news:Xns9B1BC047C4AA1wotevz@194.177.97.96...

> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

> news:TcDzk.58415$E41.44007@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>

>>

>> "Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>> news:chstc4570ramd568brv6ci80j7v8j4eq99@4ax.com...

>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>

>>>>

>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...

>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...

>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally

>>>>>>>>accurate.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for, right?t

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Wrong.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.

>>>>>

>>>>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.

>>>>

>>>>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not Dave

>>>>...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.

>>>>

>>>>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.

>>>>

>>>>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do.

>>>>"Don't call

>>>>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called Dave.

>>>>

>>>

>>> Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.

>>

>> Aw bless. He feels safe in his imagination. Y' can't stay in there

>> forever tho'.

>

> Of all the imaginations to hide in.

 

Well he will have Mr Echo to keep him company in there, but even so...

> He'll get bored soon enough.

 

....Yer right. We'll have to run a sweep to see how long Mr Echo can put up

with him before he cracks up.

Posted

" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

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>

> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> news:Xns9B1BC0E31C80Awotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>> news:ApSdnXoiPa4hEFLVnZ2dnUVZ8tSdnZ2d@pipex.net:

>>

>>>

>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>> news:Xns9B1B6B9C5C361wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>> news:fK2dnTPXrs7qS1PVnZ2dnUVZ8s7inZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:Xns9B1AD9B75A3C8wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1

>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>>>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit. LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would

>>>>>>>>>>>> be

>>>> much

>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail

>>>>>>>>> order Russian.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

>>>> Guinean.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>>>>

>>>>> I'm not but I don't mind short birds!

>>>>

>>>> Yeah. Short on standards, short on sanity and short on IQ.

>>>>

>>> Is that you you're describing? If so you could be my perfect woman!

>>

>> There's not as fine a line between being short on IQ and retarded as

>> you might think.

>>

> Are you a window licking dribbler then?

 

Fuck off am I, cheeky cunt.

> in that case your off the menu for me!

 

Actually, now you come to mention it...

Posted

Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

> Puck wrote:

>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>

>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit.

>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be

much

>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order

>>>>> Russian.

>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

Guinean.

>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>

>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>

> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

 

 

Speaking of Pygmies...

 

I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

 

I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to make

it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.

 

"and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket online'

bollocks, lady," they'll say.

Posted

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

news:7OVzk.58882$E41.56717@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>

> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> news:Xns9B1BC047C4AA1wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>> news:TcDzk.58415$E41.44007@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>

>>>

>>> "Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>> news:chstc4570ramd568brv6ci80j7v8j4eq99@4ax.com...

>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...

>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now

>>>>>>>>>>>> the world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally

>>>>>>>>>accurate.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for,

>>>>>>>> right?t

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Wrong.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.

>>>>>

>>>>>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not

>>>>>Dave ...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.

>>>>>

>>>>>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.

>>>>>

>>>>>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do.

>>>>>"Don't call

>>>>>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called Dave.

>>>>>

>>>>

>>>> Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.

>>>

>>> Aw bless. He feels safe in his imagination. Y' can't stay in

>>> there forever tho'.

>>

>> Of all the imaginations to hide in.

>

> Well he will have Mr Echo to keep him company in there, but even so...

>

>> He'll get bored soon enough.

>

> ...Yer right. We'll have to run a sweep to see how long Mr Echo can

> put up with him before he cracks up.

 

Speaking of cracking up...

 

I've just found out I'm an illegal immigrant. No, hang on just done that

one.

 

Speaking of cracking up...

 

Have you seen those Eddie Izzard lego vids?

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