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"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

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> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

>

>> Puck wrote:

>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>

>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit.

>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be

> much

>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order

>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

> Guinean.

>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>

>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>

>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

>

>

> Speaking of Pygmies...

>

> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

>

> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to make

> it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.

>

> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket online'

> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

 

Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france to live

in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

Guest Jay Kaner
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"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

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> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

> news:7OVzk.58882$E41.56717@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>

>>

>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> news:Xns9B1BC047C4AA1wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>> news:TcDzk.58415$E41.44007@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>

>>>>

>>>> "Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>> news:chstc4570ramd568brv6ci80j7v8j4eq99@4ax.com...

>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the world

>>>>> must suffer, like this:

>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...

>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now

>>>>>>>>>>>>> the world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline, eh.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally

>>>>>>>>>>accurate.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for,

>>>>>>>>> right?t

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>Wrong.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not

>>>>>>Dave ...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do.

>>>>>>"Don't call

>>>>>>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called Dave.

>>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.

>>>>

>>>> Aw bless. He feels safe in his imagination. Y' can't stay in

>>>> there forever tho'.

>>>

>>> Of all the imaginations to hide in.

>>

>> Well he will have Mr Echo to keep him company in there, but even so...

>>

>>> He'll get bored soon enough.

>>

>> ...Yer right. We'll have to run a sweep to see how long Mr Echo can

>> put up with him before he cracks up.

>

> Speaking of cracking up...

>

> I've just found out I'm an illegal immigrant. No, hang on just done that

> one.

 

Yeah you did. And I said "Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars

you chose

france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

 

But now I've re-read it, I think "Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky

stars you chose

france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french cocksuckers" would be

better

 

> Speaking of cracking up...

>

> Have you seen those Eddie Izzard lego vids?

 

No, not yet. I would imagine they'll be quite good with Eddie in 'em.

Posted

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

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>

> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

>>

>>> Puck wrote:

>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>

>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be

>> much

>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order

>>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

>> Guinean.

>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>>

>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>

>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

>>

>>

>> Speaking of Pygmies...

>>

>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

>>

>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to

>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.

>>

>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket online'

>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

>

> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france to

> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

 

You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere mad

like that. They don't know they're born.

Posted

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

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> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> news:Xns9B1D5D7A356FEwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>> news:7OVzk.58882$E41.56717@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>

>>>

>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>> news:Xns9B1BC047C4AA1wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>> news:TcDzk.58415$E41.44007@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> "Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:chstc4570ramd568brv6ci80j7v8j4eq99@4ax.com...

>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now

>>>>>>>>>>>> the world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline,

>>>>>>>>>>>eh.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally

>>>>>>>>>>>accurate.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for,

>>>>>>>>>> right?t

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>Wrong.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not

>>>>>>>Dave ...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do.

>>>>>>>"Don't call

>>>>>>>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called

>>>>>>>Dave.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.

>>>>>

>>>>> Aw bless. He feels safe in his imagination. Y' can't stay in

>>>>> there forever tho'.

>>>>

>>>> Of all the imaginations to hide in.

>>>

>>> Well he will have Mr Echo to keep him company in there, but even

>>> so...

>>>

>>>> He'll get bored soon enough.

>>>

>>> ...Yer right. We'll have to run a sweep to see how long Mr Echo

>>> can put up with him before he cracks up.

>>

>> Speaking of cracking up...

>>

>> I've just found out I'm an illegal immigrant. No, hang on just done

>> that one.

>

> Yeah you did. And I said "Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky

> stars you chose

> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

 

And I said, you're right. I coulda moved to Wales, or somewhere mad

like that.

> But now I've re-read it, I think "Tell 'em to fuck off and count their

> lucky stars you chose

> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french cocksuckers" would

> be better

 

I admire your adding of expletives.

>> Speaking of cracking up...

>>

>> Have you seen those Eddie Izzard lego vids?

>

> No, not yet. I would imagine they'll be quite good with Eddie in 'em.

 

Well, he does the voice over but the characters are played by small

pieces of Danish plastic.

Posted

Puck wrote:

> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

>

>> Puck wrote:

>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>

>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit.

>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be

> much

>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order

>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

> Guinean.

>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

>

>

> Speaking of Pygmies...

>

> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

>

> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to make

> it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.

>

> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket online'

> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

 

just say that if you insist on sending all your shit down the chunnel

it's only fair that some comes back t'other way!

That'll fucking tell the cunts.

hths

Posted

Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26t9qr.ofk.19.2@news.alt.net:

> Puck wrote:

>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

>>

>>> Puck wrote:

>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>

>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1

@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be

>> much

>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order

>>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

>> Guinean.

>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

>>

>>

>> Speaking of Pygmies...

>>

>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

>>

>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to

make

>> it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.

>>

>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket online'

>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

>

> just say that if you insist on sending all your shit down the chunnel

> it's only fair that some comes back t'other way!

> That'll fucking tell the cunts.

> hths

 

Oh fuck off and have an idea, would you?

Guest Jay Kaner
Posted

"Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:26af1f.hu2.19.5@news.alt.net...

> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>

>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>

>>>>

>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message

>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com...

>>>>>

>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>>>>>>

>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>

>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

> 7. Care to dance?

 

Not with your two left feet...

Guest Jay Kaner
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"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

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> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>

>>

>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

>>>

>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would be

>>> much

>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail order

>>>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

>>> Guinean.

>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>>>

>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>>

>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

>>>

>>>

>>> Speaking of Pygmies...

>>>

>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

>>>

>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to

>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.

>>>

>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket online'

>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

>>

>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france to

>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

>

> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere mad

> like that. They don't know they're born.

 

I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out.

Guest Jay Kaner
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"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

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> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

> news:qkpAk.59496$E41.57@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>

>>

>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> news:Xns9B1D5D7A356FEwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>> news:7OVzk.58882$E41.56717@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>

>>>>

>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>> news:Xns9B1BC047C4AA1wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>>> news:TcDzk.58415$E41.44007@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> "Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>> news:chstc4570ramd568brv6ci80j7v8j4eq99@4ax.com...

>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now

>>>>>>>>>>>>> the world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and now

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline,

>>>>>>>>>>>>eh.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be totally

>>>>>>>>>>>>accurate.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for,

>>>>>>>>>>> right?t

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>Wrong.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not

>>>>>>>>Dave ...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do.

>>>>>>>>"Don't call

>>>>>>>>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called

>>>>>>>>Dave.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Aw bless. He feels safe in his imagination. Y' can't stay in

>>>>>> there forever tho'.

>>>>>

>>>>> Of all the imaginations to hide in.

>>>>

>>>> Well he will have Mr Echo to keep him company in there, but even

>>>> so...

>>>>

>>>>> He'll get bored soon enough.

>>>>

>>>> ...Yer right. We'll have to run a sweep to see how long Mr Echo

>>>> can put up with him before he cracks up.

>>>

>>> Speaking of cracking up...

>>>

>>> I've just found out I'm an illegal immigrant. No, hang on just done

>>> that one.

>>

>> Yeah you did. And I said "Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky

>> stars you chose

>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

>

> And I said, you're right. I coulda moved to Wales, or somewhere mad

> like that.

 

Yeah. I just replied to that post. I said "I'll have a word with the

fuckers, see what we can sort out".

>> But now I've re-read it, I think "Tell 'em to fuck off and count their

>> lucky stars you chose

>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french cocksuckers" would

>> be better

>

> I admire your adding of expletives.

 

Thanks. It's funny that, but now I've just re-read it, I think "I'll have

a word with the french twats, see what we can sort out" would be better.

>>> Speaking of cracking up...

>>>

>>> Have you seen those Eddie Izzard lego vids?

>>

>> No, not yet. I would imagine they'll be quite good with Eddie in 'em.

>

> Well, he does the voice over but the characters are played by small

> pieces of Danish plastic.

 

Funnily enough, he does the voice over for 'It'. One of (my) C's fave

films, "Five children and It".

Posted

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294

@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>

> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>

>>>

>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>

>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>>>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all

shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would

be

>>>> much

>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail

order

>>>>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

>>>> Guinean.

>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>>>

>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

>>>>

>>>>

>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...

>>>>

>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

>>>>

>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to

>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.

>>>>

>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket

online'

>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

>>>

>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france to

>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

>>

>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere mad

>> like that. They don't know they're born.

>

> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out.

 

Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.

What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.

 

Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do you any

harm either.

Posted

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

news:MMfBk.60814$E41.52944@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>

> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> news:Xns9B1EA2E791310wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>> news:qkpAk.59496$E41.57@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>

>>>

>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>> news:Xns9B1D5D7A356FEwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>> news:7OVzk.58882$E41.56717@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:Xns9B1BC047C4AA1wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>>>> news:TcDzk.58415$E41.44007@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> "Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>> news:chstc4570ramd568brv6ci80j7v8j4eq99@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>news:q98sc4ldj0eoab65jt5a0n0fbsdpst5cg7@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now the

>>>>>>>>>> world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>news:dlrrc4p7frlp1iul26u182dkdqat9s2otl@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now

>>>>>>>>>>>> the world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:612pc49717n53ke4vv00vgkvfg01lahm4a@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> was an ugly child, and now

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Ash Wensdee" <ash@wensdee.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:94noc4ho04nte7mji1l709tbtckfgft3al@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> was an ugly child, and

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> now the world must suffer, like this:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Says Ms. Full o' Fuckin' Fun.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3. Says Mr. Full o' Fuckin' Shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You forgot to include content before your byline.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>You don't say. Forgot to include content before byline,

>>>>>>>>>>>>>eh.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>I can't believe I forgot to include content before byline!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>How much content before byline did I forget to include?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Can y'give me a percentage. Doesn't have to be

>>>>>>>>>>>>>totally accurate.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ballpark figure will do. + or - 4%.

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> This is the screamingly funny humour you're renowned for,

>>>>>>>>>>>> right?t

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>Wrong.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>That, davey boy, was sarcasm.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Was it? Thanks for explaining.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>Anything to help the Divs of the world. That's 'Div' btw, not

>>>>>>>>>Dave ...before you get yer knickers all in a twist.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Note that I won't tolerate your using my name.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>Bollocks, you love me calling you by your name . You must do.

>>>>>>>>>"Don't call

>>>>>>>>>me Dave" is the one thing that''ll guarantee you being called

>>>>>>>>>Dave.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Not only do I get to can you, I also melted you. Nice.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Aw bless. He feels safe in his imagination. Y' can't stay in

>>>>>>> there forever tho'.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Of all the imaginations to hide in.

>>>>>

>>>>> Well he will have Mr Echo to keep him company in there, but even

>>>>> so...

>>>>>

>>>>>> He'll get bored soon enough.

>>>>>

>>>>> ...Yer right. We'll have to run a sweep to see how long Mr Echo

>>>>> can put up with him before he cracks up.

>>>>

>>>> Speaking of cracking up...

>>>>

>>>> I've just found out I'm an illegal immigrant. No, hang on just done

>>>> that one.

>>>

>>> Yeah you did. And I said "Tell 'em to fuck off and count their

>>> lucky stars you chose

>>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

>>

>> And I said, you're right. I coulda moved to Wales, or somewhere mad

>> like that.

>

> Yeah. I just replied to that post. I said "I'll have a word with

> the fuckers, see what we can sort out".

 

Did you? I musta missed it. Damn eyesight's shocking.

>>> But now I've re-read it, I think "Tell 'em to fuck off and count

>>> their lucky stars you chose

>>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french cocksuckers" would

>>> be better

>>

>> I admire your adding of expletives.

>

> Thanks. It's funny that, but now I've just re-read it, I think "I'll

> have a word with the french twats, see what we can sort out" would be

> better.

 

I shall repay your tact in Camembert and Russian wine.

>>>> Speaking of cracking up...

>>>>

>>>> Have you seen those Eddie Izzard lego vids?

>>>

>>> No, not yet. I would imagine they'll be quite good with Eddie in

>>> 'em.

>>

>> Well, he does the voice over but the characters are played by small

>> pieces of Danish plastic.

>

> Funnily enough, he does the voice over for 'It'. One of (my) C's fave

> films, "Five children and It".

 

Took C to see it at the cinema. Didn't have as much love for that as I

did for Lemony Snicket, but still... a good larf (for a fucking kids'

film).

Guest Jay Kaner
Posted

"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

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> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294

> @text.news.virginmedia.com:

>

>>

>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>

>>>>

>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>>>>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all

> shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would

> be

>>>>> much

>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail

> order

>>>>>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

>>>>> Guinean.

>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...

>>>>>

>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

>>>>>

>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to

>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.

>>>>>

>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket

> online'

>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

>>>>

>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france to

>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

>>>

>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere mad

>>> like that. They don't know they're born.

>>

>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out.

>

> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.

> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.

 

Blush

 

No, it's not 12...

 

American

Austrailian

Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')

New Zealandian

South African

Falklandian

 

....only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner, even

in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world they're from, if

they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to 'em.

 

So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different nationalities.

Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you know, I'm not one to blow me

own trumpet, but on this occasion I think it's entirely warranted.

 

> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do you any

> harm either.

 

I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't butter 'em up

then yer fucked. Soz.

Guest Jay Kaner
Posted

"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote

> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>>> Speaking of cracking up...

>>>>>

>>>>> I've just found out I'm an illegal immigrant. No, hang on just done

>>>>> that one.

>>>>

>>>> Yeah you did. And I said "Tell 'em to fuck off and count their

>>>> lucky stars you chose

>>>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

>>>

>>> And I said, you're right. I coulda moved to Wales, or somewhere mad

>>> like that.

>>

>> Yeah. I just replied to that post. I said "I'll have a word with

>> the fuckers, see what we can sort out".

>

> Did you? I musta missed it. Damn eyesight's shocking.

 

Oh yeah. I said "I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort

out".

>>>> But now I've re-read it, I think "Tell 'em to fuck off and count

>>>> their lucky stars you chose

>>>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french cocksuckers" would

>>>> be better

>>>

>>> I admire your adding of expletives.

>>

>> Thanks. It's funny that, but now I've just re-read it, I think "I'll

>> have a word with the french twats, see what we can sort out" would be

>> better.

>

> I shall repay your tact in Camembert and Russian wine.

 

Hey thanx!

As a child, I hated cheese and wine. But now I'm all growed up I fucking

love it!! Even the blue mouldy cheese!!

>> Funnily enough, he does the voice over for 'It'. One of (my) C's fave

>> films, "Five children and It".

>

> Took C to see it at the cinema. Didn't have as much love for that as I

> did for Lemony Snicket, but still... a good larf (for a fucking kids'

> film).

 

She loves Lemony Snicket. I've watched that film maybe 30 or so times now,

probably more...you know how they can watch summat over and over and still

find it enjoyable...and I gotta say, it's not a bad film at all.

 

Heh, this is C's most watched at the moment films in order of faveyness....

 

1. Gremlins

2. I am Legend (that's a real hide under the duvet, Friday only film is

that)

3. Lemony Snicket

4. Garfield

5. 5 Children & It.

6. Volcano (She has a thing about volcano's)

7. Matilda

8. The Grinch

9. Barnyard

10. All the Shrek films. Which technically makes this a top twelve

 

 

Please note: No more fucking Bratz films!!!!!!!! Two years ago there

woulda been 4 or 5 in there but not any more. I am SO happy about that.

Posted

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>

> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294

>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>

>>>

>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>>>>>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all

>> shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would

>> be

>>>>>> much

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail

>> order

>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

>>>>>> Guinean.

>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...

>>>>>>

>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to

>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket

>> online'

>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

>>>>>

>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france

>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

>>>>

>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere

>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born.

>>>

>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out.

>>

>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.

>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.

>

> Blush

>

> No, it's not 12...

>

> American

> Austrailian

> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')

> New Zealandian

> South African

> Falklandian

>

> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner,

> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world

> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to

> 'em.

>

> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different

> nationalities.

 

I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact alone.

> Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you know,

> I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think it's

> entirely warranted.

>

>

>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do you

>> any harm either.

>

> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't butter

> 'em up then yer fucked. Soz.

>

Guest Jay Kaner
Posted

"Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

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> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>

>>

>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294

>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>

>>>>

>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>>>>>>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all

>>> shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would

>>> be

>>>>>>> much

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail

>>> order

>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

>>>>>>> Guinean.

>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to

>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket

>>> online'

>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france

>>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

>>>>>

>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere

>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born.

>>>>

>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out.

>>>

>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.

>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.

>>

>> Blush

>>

>> No, it's not 12...

>>

>> American

>> Austrailian

>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')

>> New Zealandian

>> South African

>> Falklandian

>>

>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner,

>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world

>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to

>> 'em.

>>

>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different

>> nationalities.

>

> I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact alone.

 

It's a good back up for when my Stargate trivia doesn't impress 'em.

Posted

"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message

news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com...

>

> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294

>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>

>>>

>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>>>>>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all

>> shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would

>> be

>>>>>> much

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail

>> order

>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

>>>>>> Guinean.

>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...

>>>>>>

>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to

>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket

>> online'

>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

>>>>>

>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france to

>>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

>>>>

>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere mad

>>>> like that. They don't know they're born.

>>>

>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out.

>>

>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.

>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.

>

> Blush

>

> No, it's not 12...

>

No its a lot more

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_where_English_is_an_official_language

>

> American

> Austrailian

> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')

> New Zealandian

> South African

> Falklandian

>

> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner,

> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world they're

> from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to 'em.

>

> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different

> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you know, I'm

> not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think it's entirely

> warranted.

>

>

>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do you any

>> harm either.

>

> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't butter 'em

> up then yer fucked. Soz.

Posted

Jay Kaner wrote:

>

> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:26af1f.hu2.19.5@news.alt.net...

>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>

>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com...

>>>>>>

>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message

>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>> 7. Care to dance?

>

> Not with your two left feet...

 

dancing's for puffs

Posted

Jay Kaner wrote:

>

> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294

>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>

>>>

>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>>>>>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all

>> shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would

>> be

>>>>>> much

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail

>> order

>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

>>>>>> Guinean.

>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...

>>>>>>

>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to

>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket

>> online'

>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

>>>>>

>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france to

>>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

>>>>

>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere mad

>>>> like that. They don't know they're born.

>>>

>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out.

>>

>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.

>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.

>

> Blush

>

> No, it's not 12...

>

> American

> Austrailian

> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')

> New Zealandian

> South African

> Falklandian

>

> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner,

> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world they're

> from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to 'em.

>

> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different

> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you know, I'm

> not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think it's

> entirely warranted.

>

>

>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do you any

>> harm either.

>

> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't butter 'em

> up then yer fucked. Soz.

 

Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks.

Posted

Jay Kaner wrote:

>

> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

> news:Xns9B20EDB9BF503wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>

>>>

>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294

>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all

>>>> shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would

>>>> be

>>>>>>>> much

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail

>>>> order

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

>>>>>>>> Guinean.

>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to

>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket

>>>> online'

>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france

>>>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere

>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born.

>>>>>

>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out.

>>>>

>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.

>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.

>>>

>>> Blush

>>>

>>> No, it's not 12...

>>>

>>> American

>>> Austrailian

>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')

>>> New Zealandian

>>> South African

>>> Falklandian

>>>

>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner,

>>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world

>>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to

>>> 'em.

>>>

>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different

>>> nationalities.

>>

>> I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact alone.

>

> It's a good back up for when my Stargate trivia doesn't impress 'em.

>

 

Do you wanna borrow my battlestar trivia?

Guest Jay Kaner
Posted

"Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:2758rd.jgs.17.2@news.alt.net...

> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>

>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>> news:26af1f.hu2.19.5@news.alt.net...

>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>

>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message

>>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com...

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>

>> Not with your two left feet...

>

> dancing's for puffs

 

Yeah, real men pogo!!

Guest Jay Kaner
Posted

"Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:275dja.ot4.19.3@news.alt.net...

> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>

>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> news:Xns9B20EDB9BF503wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>

>>>>

>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294

>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all

>>>>> shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would

>>>>> be

>>>>>>>>> much

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail

>>>>> order

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

>>>>>>>>> Guinean.

>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to

>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket

>>>>> online'

>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france

>>>>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere

>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out.

>>>>>

>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.

>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.

>>>>

>>>> Blush

>>>>

>>>> No, it's not 12...

>>>>

>>>> American

>>>> Austrailian

>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')

>>>> New Zealandian

>>>> South African

>>>> Falklandian

>>>>

>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner,

>>>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world

>>>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to

>>>> 'em.

>>>>

>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different

>>>> nationalities.

>>>

>>> I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact alone.

>>

>> It's a good back up for when my Stargate trivia doesn't impress 'em.

>>

>

> Do you wanna borrow my battlestar trivia?

 

That's nice of you to offer, Mick, it really is. But to be honest I've

never needed a 3rd back up. The Stargate stuff on its own usually has 'em

flinging their knickers off with abandoned glee.

Guest Jay Kaner
Posted

" Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message

news:mdidnfDrMLtNLErVnZ2dnUVZ8vidnZ2d@pipex.net...

>

> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message

> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com...

>>

>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294

>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>

>>>>

>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>>>>>>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all

>>> shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would

>>> be

>>>>>>> much

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail

>>> order

>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

>>>>>>> Guinean.

>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to

>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket

>>> online'

>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france to

>>>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

>>>>>

>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere mad

>>>>> like that. They don't know they're born.

>>>>

>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out.

>>>

>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.

>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.

>>

>> Blush

>>

>> No, it's not 12...

>>

> No its a lot more

> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_where_English_is_an_official_language

 

Heh, I looked on there for that same reason, but when I saw just how many

counties speak god's own language I thought it would be a little bit of

overkill to use 'em all.

Guest Jay Kaner
Posted

"Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net...

> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>

>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294

>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>

>>>>

>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>>>>>>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all

>>> shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would

>>> be

>>>>>>> much

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail

>>> order

>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

>>>>>>> Guinean.

>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to

>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket

>>> online'

>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france to

>>>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

>>>>>

>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere mad

>>>>> like that. They don't know they're born.

>>>>

>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out.

>>>

>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.

>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.

>>

>> Blush

>>

>> No, it's not 12...

>>

>> American

>> Austrailian

>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')

>> New Zealandian

>> South African

>> Falklandian

>>

>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner,

>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world they're

>> from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to 'em.

>>

>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different

>> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you know, I'm

>> not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think it's

>> entirely warranted.

>>

>>

>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do you any

>>> harm either.

>>

>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't butter 'em

>> up then yer fucked. Soz.

>

> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks.

 

I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe up summat

about Gaelic or some such shit.

 

And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I does is

impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd just come across

as a swotty clever bastard show off.

Posted

Jay Kaner wrote:

>

> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:2758rd.jgs.17.2@news.alt.net...

>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>

>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>> news:26af1f.hu2.19.5@news.alt.net...

>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com...

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming?

>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>

>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>

>> dancing's for puffs

>

> Yeah, real men pogo!!

 

Or according to a Goldblade song:-

Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

Posted

Jay Kaner wrote:

>

> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:275dja.ot4.19.3@news.alt.net...

>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>

>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>> news:Xns9B20EDB9BF503wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294

>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4

>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all

>>>>>> shit.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would

>>>>>> be

>>>>>>>>>> much

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail

>>>>>> order

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New

>>>>>>>>>> Guinean.

>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers?

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies...

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to

>>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket

>>>>>> online'

>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france

>>>>>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere

>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay.

>>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything.

>>>>>

>>>>> Blush

>>>>>

>>>>> No, it's not 12...

>>>>>

>>>>> American

>>>>> Austrailian

>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho')

>>>>> New Zealandian

>>>>> South African

>>>>> Falklandian

>>>>>

>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner,

>>>>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world

>>>>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to

>>>>> 'em.

>>>>>

>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different

>>>>> nationalities.

>>>>

>>>> I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact alone.

>>>

>>> It's a good back up for when my Stargate trivia doesn't impress 'em.

>>>

>>

>> Do you wanna borrow my battlestar trivia?

>

> That's nice of you to offer, Mick, it really is. But to be honest I've

> never needed a 3rd back up. The Stargate stuff on its own usually has

> 'em flinging their knickers off with abandoned glee.

 

If that's true i'm off to get series 1 and 2 on dvd.

Yessiree, i'm having me some of that poontang.

You're not having all that stargate chuff to yourself.

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