Guest Mick Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Jay Kaner wrote: > > "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net... >> Jay Kaner wrote: >>> >>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294 >>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>> >>>>> >>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all >>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would >>>> be >>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail >>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New >>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to >>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>> online' >>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france to >>>>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>> >>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere mad >>>>>> like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>> >>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>> >>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay. >>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything. >>> >>> Blush >>> >>> No, it's not 12... >>> >>> American >>> Austrailian >>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>> New Zealandian >>> South African >>> Falklandian >>> >>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the >>> world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to >>> talk to 'em. >>> >>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you know, >>> I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think it's >>> entirely warranted. >>> >>> >>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do you >>>> any >>>> harm either. >>> >>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't butter >>> 'em up then yer fucked. Soz. >> >> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks. > > I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe up > summat about Gaelic or some such shit. > > And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I does is > impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd just come > across as a swotty clever bastard show off. There is a big problem. They all hate us. I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us. Quote
Guest Jay Kaner Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:275l4a.npo.19.1@news.alt.net... > Jay Kaner wrote: >> >> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >> news:2758rd.jgs.17.2@news.alt.net... >>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>> >>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>> news:26af1f.hu2.19.5@news.alt.net... >>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming? >>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you! >>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked. >>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point. >>>>> 7. Care to dance? >>>> >>>> Not with your two left feet... >>> >>> dancing's for puffs >> >> Yeah, real men pogo!! > > Or according to a Goldblade song:- > Fat punks don't pogo anymore. Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they be fat, they'll be fucking old too. There's no fucking wonder really... Quote
Guest Jay Kaner Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:275m9u.s5s.19.1@news.alt.net... > Jay Kaner wrote: >> >> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >> news:275dja.ot4.19.3@news.alt.net... >>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>> >>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>> news:Xns9B20EDB9BF503wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294 >>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all >>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would >>>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail >>>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New >>>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed >>>>>>>>>>> to >>>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france >>>>>>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere >>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, >>>>>>> Jay. >>>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything. >>>>>> >>>>>> Blush >>>>>> >>>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>>> >>>>>> American >>>>>> Austrailian >>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>>> New Zealandian >>>>>> South African >>>>>> Falklandian >>>>>> >>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>>> foreigner, >>>>>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world >>>>>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to >>>>>> 'em. >>>>>> >>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>>>> nationalities. >>>>> >>>>> I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact alone. >>>> >>>> It's a good back up for when my Stargate trivia doesn't impress 'em. >>>> >>> >>> Do you wanna borrow my battlestar trivia? >> >> That's nice of you to offer, Mick, it really is. But to be honest I've >> never needed a 3rd back up. The Stargate stuff on its own usually has >> 'em flinging their knickers off with abandoned glee. > > If that's true i'm off to get series 1 and 2 on dvd. > Yessiree, i'm having me some of that poontang. > You're not having all that stargate chuff to yourself. Hey, there's plenty to go round. To be honest, I'm inundated with Stargate chuff. Me diary's fucking chokka... Quote
Guest Jay Kaner Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net... > Jay Kaner wrote: >> >> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net... >>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>> >>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294 >>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all >>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would >>>>> be >>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail >>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New >>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to >>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>>> online' >>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france >>>>>>>> to >>>>>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere mad >>>>>>> like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>> >>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>> >>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay. >>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything. >>>> >>>> Blush >>>> >>>> No, it's not 12... >>>> >>>> American >>>> Austrailian >>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>> New Zealandian >>>> South African >>>> Falklandian >>>> >>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner, >>>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world >>>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to >>>> 'em. >>>> >>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you know, I'm >>>> not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think it's >>>> entirely warranted. >>>> >>>> >>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do you >>>>> any >>>>> harm either. >>>> >>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't butter >>>> 'em up then yer fucked. Soz. >>> >>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks. >> >> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe up >> summat about Gaelic or some such shit. >> >> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I does is >> impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd just come >> across as a swotty clever bastard show off. > > There is a big problem. > They all hate us. > I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us. England? I think the English quite like the English. I'm English and I like the English. What about you? You're English, what do you think about 'em? Quote
Guest Puck Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:ZizBk.61117$E41.19738 @text.news.virginmedia.com: > > "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message > news:Xns9B20EDB9BF503wotevz@194.177.97.96... >> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com: >> >>> >>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294 >>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>> >>>>> >>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1 @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all >>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would >>>> be >>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail >>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New >>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to >>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>> online' >>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france >>>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>> >>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere >>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>> >>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>> >>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay. >>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything. >>> >>> Blush >>> >>> No, it's not 12... >>> >>> American >>> Austrailian >>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>> New Zealandian >>> South African >>> Falklandian >>> >>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking foreigner, >>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world >>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to >>> 'em. >>> >>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>> nationalities. >> >> I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact alone. > > It's a good back up for when my Stargate trivia doesn't impress 'em. It must be well fucking worn then. Quote
Guest Puck Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net: > Jay Kaner wrote: >> >> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net... >>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>> >>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294 >>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all >>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would >>>>> be >>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a >>>>>>>>>>>>>> mail >>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua >>>>>>>>>>>>> New >>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed >>>>>>>>> to make it across the rough seas with all my worldly >>>>>>>>> possessions. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>>> online' >>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose >>>>>>>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere >>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>> >>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>> >>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, >>>>> Jay. What with you being fluent in twelve languages and >>>>> everything. >>>> >>>> Blush >>>> >>>> No, it's not 12... >>>> >>>> American >>>> Austrailian >>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>> New Zealandian >>>> South African >>>> Falklandian >>>> >>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in >>>> the world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able >>>> to talk to 'em. >>>> >>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you know, >>>> I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think >>>> it's entirely warranted. >>>> >>>> >>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do >>>>> you any >>>>> harm either. >>>> >>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't >>>> butter 'em up then yer fucked. Soz. >>> >>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks. >> >> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe up >> summat about Gaelic or some such shit. >> >> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I does >> is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd just >> come across as a swotty clever bastard show off. > > There is a big problem. > They all hate us. > I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us. WE DIDN'T GET WHERE WE ARE TODAY BY BEING FUCKING LIKED, SONNY! Etc. Quote
Guest Jay Kaner Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message news:Xns9B22BCD7E90C5wotevz@194.177.97.96... > "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:ZizBk.61117$E41.19738 > @text.news.virginmedia.com: > >> >> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >> news:Xns9B20EDB9BF503wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>> >>>> >>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294 >>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1 > @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all >>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes > would >>>>> be >>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail >>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua > New >>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed > to >>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>>> online' >>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose > france >>>>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere >>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>> >>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>> >>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, > Jay. >>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything. >>>> >>>> Blush >>>> >>>> No, it's not 12... >>>> >>>> American >>>> Austrailian >>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>> New Zealandian >>>> South African >>>> Falklandian >>>> >>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking > foreigner, >>>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world >>>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to >>>> 'em. >>>> >>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>> nationalities. >>> >>> I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact alone. >> >> It's a good back up for when my Stargate trivia doesn't impress 'em. > > It must be well fucking worn then. I prefer 'honed' rather than "worn". Quote
Guest Mick Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Jay Kaner wrote: > > "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:275l4a.npo.19.1@news.alt.net... >> Jay Kaner wrote: >>> >>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>> news:2758rd.jgs.17.2@news.alt.net... >>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>> >>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:26af1f.hu2.19.5@news.alt.net... >>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming? >>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you! >>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked. >>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point. >>>>>> 7. Care to dance? >>>>> >>>>> Not with your two left feet... >>>> >>>> dancing's for puffs >>> >>> Yeah, real men pogo!! >> >> Or according to a Goldblade song:- >> Fat punks don't pogo anymore. > > Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they be fat, they'll be > fucking old too. There's no fucking wonder really... Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email the fansite and put your theory to them. Quote
Guest Mick Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Jay Kaner wrote: > > "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:275m9u.s5s.19.1@news.alt.net... >> Jay Kaner wrote: >>> >>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>> news:275dja.ot4.19.3@news.alt.net... >>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>> >>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:Xns9B20EDB9BF503wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294 >>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all >>>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would >>>>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail >>>>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> New >>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I >>>>>>>>>>>> managed to >>>>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose >>>>>>>>>>> france >>>>>>>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere >>>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, >>>>>>>> Jay. >>>>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Blush >>>>>>> >>>>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>>>> >>>>>>> American >>>>>>> Austrailian >>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>>>> New Zealandian >>>>>>> South African >>>>>>> Falklandian >>>>>>> >>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>>>> foreigner, >>>>>>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world >>>>>>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk to >>>>>>> 'em. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>>>>> nationalities. >>>>>> >>>>>> I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact alone. >>>>> >>>>> It's a good back up for when my Stargate trivia doesn't impress 'em. >>>>> >>>> >>>> Do you wanna borrow my battlestar trivia? >>> >>> That's nice of you to offer, Mick, it really is. But to be honest >>> I've never needed a 3rd back up. The Stargate stuff on its own >>> usually has 'em flinging their knickers off with abandoned glee. >> >> If that's true i'm off to get series 1 and 2 on dvd. >> Yessiree, i'm having me some of that poontang. >> You're not having all that stargate chuff to yourself. > > Hey, there's plenty to go round. To be honest, I'm inundated with > Stargate chuff. Me diary's fucking chokka... Do you have to dress like that bald twat with the broach pressed into his head? Quote
Guest Mick Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Jay Kaner wrote: > > "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net... >> Jay Kaner wrote: >>> >>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net... >>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>> >>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294 >>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all >>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes would >>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail >>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New >>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed to >>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose >>>>>>>>> france to >>>>>>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere >>>>>>>> mad >>>>>>>> like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>>> >>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, Jay. >>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything. >>>>> >>>>> Blush >>>>> >>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>> >>>>> American >>>>> Austrailian >>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>> New Zealandian >>>>> South African >>>>> Falklandian >>>>> >>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in >>>>> the world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able >>>>> to talk to 'em. >>>>> >>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>>> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you know, >>>>> I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think >>>>> it's entirely warranted. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do >>>>>> you any >>>>>> harm either. >>>>> >>>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't >>>>> butter 'em up then yer fucked. Soz. >>>> >>>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks. >>> >>> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe up >>> summat about Gaelic or some such shit. >>> >>> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I does >>> is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd just >>> come across as a swotty clever bastard show off. >> >> There is a big problem. >> They all hate us. >> I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us. > > England? I think the English quite like the English. I'm English and I > like the English. > What about you? You're English, what do you think about 'em? Depends where I am at the time. If i'm in Salford i'd prolly think they were arseholes. If I was in Chichester i'd think they were great. Quote
Guest Jay Kaner Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:2785uq.jso.17.9@news.alt.net... > Jay Kaner wrote: >> >> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >> news:275l4a.npo.19.1@news.alt.net... >>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>> >>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>> news:2758rd.jgs.17.2@news.alt.net... >>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:26af1f.hu2.19.5@news.alt.net... >>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming? >>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you! >>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked. >>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point. >>>>>>> 7. Care to dance? >>>>>> >>>>>> Not with your two left feet... >>>>> >>>>> dancing's for puffs >>>> >>>> Yeah, real men pogo!! >>> >>> Or according to a Goldblade song:- >>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore. >> >> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they be fat, they'll be >> fucking old too. There's no fucking wonder really... > > Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email the fansite and > put your theory to them. Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years you've known me, I've always been right about everything. Quote
Guest Jay Kaner Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:27862h.jso.17.10@news.alt.net... > Jay Kaner wrote: >> >> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >> news:275m9u.s5s.19.1@news.alt.net... >>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>> >>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>> news:275dja.ot4.19.3@news.alt.net... >>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:Xns9B20EDB9BF503wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294 >>>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all >>>>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would >>>>>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mail >>>>>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> New >>>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed >>>>>>>>>>>>> to >>>>>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>>>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose >>>>>>>>>>>> france >>>>>>>>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere >>>>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, >>>>>>>>> Jay. >>>>>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Blush >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> American >>>>>>>> Austrailian >>>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>>>>> New Zealandian >>>>>>>> South African >>>>>>>> Falklandian >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>>>>> foreigner, >>>>>>>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world >>>>>>>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk >>>>>>>> to >>>>>>>> 'em. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>>>>>> nationalities. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact alone. >>>>>> >>>>>> It's a good back up for when my Stargate trivia doesn't impress 'em. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Do you wanna borrow my battlestar trivia? >>>> >>>> That's nice of you to offer, Mick, it really is. But to be honest >>>> I've never needed a 3rd back up. The Stargate stuff on its own >>>> usually has 'em flinging their knickers off with abandoned glee. >>> >>> If that's true i'm off to get series 1 and 2 on dvd. >>> Yessiree, i'm having me some of that poontang. >>> You're not having all that stargate chuff to yourself. >> >> Hey, there's plenty to go round. To be honest, I'm inundated with >> Stargate chuff. Me diary's fucking chokka... > > Do you have to dress like that bald twat with the broach pressed into his > head? Not unless you want to. Why, do you want to? Quote
Guest Jay Kaner Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:27866h.jso.17.11@news.alt.net... > Jay Kaner wrote: >> >> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >> news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net... >>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>> >>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net... >>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294 >>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all >>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would >>>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail >>>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua New >>>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed >>>>>>>>>>> to >>>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose france >>>>>>>>>> to >>>>>>>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere >>>>>>>>> mad >>>>>>>>> like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, >>>>>>> Jay. >>>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything. >>>>>> >>>>>> Blush >>>>>> >>>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>>> >>>>>> American >>>>>> Austrailian >>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>>> New Zealandian >>>>>> South African >>>>>> Falklandian >>>>>> >>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the >>>>>> world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to >>>>>> talk to 'em. >>>>>> >>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>>>> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you know, >>>>>> I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think it's >>>>>> entirely warranted. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do you >>>>>>> any >>>>>>> harm either. >>>>>> >>>>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't butter >>>>>> 'em up then yer fucked. Soz. >>>>> >>>>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks. >>>> >>>> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe up >>>> summat about Gaelic or some such shit. >>>> >>>> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I does >>>> is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd just come >>>> across as a swotty clever bastard show off. >>> >>> There is a big problem. >>> They all hate us. >>> I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us. >> >> England? I think the English quite like the English. I'm English and I >> like the English. >> What about you? You're English, what do you think about 'em? > > Depends where I am at the time. If i'm in Salford i'd prolly think they > were arseholes. If I was in Chichester i'd think they were great. Yer right about Salford. What would you think if you was in my home city? Quote
Guest Mick Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Puck wrote: > Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net: > >> Jay Kaner wrote: >>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net... >>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294 >>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>> >>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all >>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would >>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mail >>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua >>>>>>>>>>>>>> New >>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed >>>>>>>>>> to make it across the rough seas with all my worldly >>>>>>>>>> possessions. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose >>>>>>>>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere >>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, >>>>>> Jay. What with you being fluent in twelve languages and >>>>>> everything. >>>>> Blush >>>>> >>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>> >>>>> American >>>>> Austrailian >>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>> New Zealandian >>>>> South African >>>>> Falklandian >>>>> >>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in >>>>> the world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able >>>>> to talk to 'em. >>>>> >>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>>> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you know, >>>>> I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think >>>>> it's entirely warranted. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do >>>>>> you any >>>>>> harm either. >>>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't >>>>> butter 'em up then yer fucked. Soz. >>>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks. >>> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe up >>> summat about Gaelic or some such shit. >>> >>> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I does >>> is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd just >>> come across as a swotty clever bastard show off. >> There is a big problem. >> They all hate us. >> I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us. > > WE DIDN'T GET WHERE WE ARE TODAY BY BEING FUCKING LIKED, SONNY! Etc. Good point. I feel happier now, thanks Quote
Guest Mick Posted September 25, 2008 Posted September 25, 2008 Jay Kaner wrote: > > "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:2785uq.jso.17.9@news.alt.net... >> Jay Kaner wrote: >>> >>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>> news:275l4a.npo.19.1@news.alt.net... >>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>> >>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:2758rd.jgs.17.2@news.alt.net... >>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>> news:26af1f.hu2.19.5@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming? >>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you! >>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked. >>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point. >>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Not with your two left feet... >>>>>> >>>>>> dancing's for puffs >>>>> >>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!! >>>> >>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:- >>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore. >>> >>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they be fat, they'll >>> be fucking old too. There's no fucking wonder really... >> >> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email the fansite >> and put your theory to them. > > Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years you've known me, > I've always been right about everything. Why don't you get on deal or no deal? Quote
Guest Mick Posted September 25, 2008 Posted September 25, 2008 Jay Kaner wrote: > > "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message > news:27862h.jso.17.10@news.alt.net... >> Jay Kaner wrote: >>> >>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>> news:275m9u.s5s.19.1@news.alt.net... >>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>> >>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:275dja.ot4.19.3@news.alt.net... >>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>> news:Xns9B20EDB9BF503wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294 >>>>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we're all >>>>>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eyes would >>>>>>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mail >>>>>>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Papua New >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I >>>>>>>>>>>>>> managed to >>>>>>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly >>>>>>>>>>>>>> possessions. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>>>>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose >>>>>>>>>>>>> france >>>>>>>>>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or >>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere >>>>>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to >>>>>>>>>> you, Jay. >>>>>>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Blush >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> American >>>>>>>>> Austrailian >>>>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>>>>>> New Zealandian >>>>>>>>> South African >>>>>>>>> Falklandian >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>>>>>> foreigner, >>>>>>>>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world >>>>>>>>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to >>>>>>>>> talk to >>>>>>>>> 'em. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>>>>>>> nationalities. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact >>>>>>>> alone. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> It's a good back up for when my Stargate trivia doesn't impress 'em. >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Do you wanna borrow my battlestar trivia? >>>>> >>>>> That's nice of you to offer, Mick, it really is. But to be honest >>>>> I've never needed a 3rd back up. The Stargate stuff on its own >>>>> usually has 'em flinging their knickers off with abandoned glee. >>>> >>>> If that's true i'm off to get series 1 and 2 on dvd. >>>> Yessiree, i'm having me some of that poontang. >>>> You're not having all that stargate chuff to yourself. >>> >>> Hey, there's plenty to go round. To be honest, I'm inundated with >>> Stargate chuff. Me diary's fucking chokka... >> >> Do you have to dress like that bald twat with the broach pressed into >> his head? > > Not unless you want to. Why, do you want to? Depends. Depends what powers lie within that broach thing. Quote
Guest Mick Posted September 25, 2008 Posted September 25, 2008 Jay Kaner wrote: > > "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message > news:27866h.jso.17.11@news.alt.net... >> Jay Kaner wrote: >>> >>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>> news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net... >>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>> >>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net... >>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294 >>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're all >>>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would >>>>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a mail >>>>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> New >>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I >>>>>>>>>>>> managed to >>>>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose >>>>>>>>>>> france to >>>>>>>>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or >>>>>>>>>> somewhere mad >>>>>>>>>> like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, >>>>>>>> Jay. >>>>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Blush >>>>>>> >>>>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>>>> >>>>>>> American >>>>>>> Austrailian >>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>>>> New Zealandian >>>>>>> South African >>>>>>> Falklandian >>>>>>> >>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in >>>>>>> the world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be >>>>>>> able to talk to 'em. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>>>>> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you >>>>>>> know, I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I >>>>>>> think it's entirely warranted. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do >>>>>>>> you any >>>>>>>> harm either. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't >>>>>>> butter 'em up then yer fucked. Soz. >>>>>> >>>>>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks. >>>>> >>>>> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe >>>>> up summat about Gaelic or some such shit. >>>>> >>>>> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I >>>>> does is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd >>>>> just come across as a swotty clever bastard show off. >>>> >>>> There is a big problem. >>>> They all hate us. >>>> I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us. >>> >>> England? I think the English quite like the English. I'm English >>> and I like the English. >>> What about you? You're English, what do you think about 'em? >> >> Depends where I am at the time. If i'm in Salford i'd prolly think >> they were arseholes. If I was in Chichester i'd think they were great. > > Yer right about Salford. What would you think if you was in my home > city? I'm not going to Knotty Ash. Quote
Guest Jay Kaner Posted September 25, 2008 Posted September 25, 2008 "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:27ak1i.eo6.19.1@news.alt.net... > Jay Kaner wrote: >> >> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >> news:2785uq.jso.17.9@news.alt.net... >>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>> >>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>> news:275l4a.npo.19.1@news.alt.net... >>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:2758rd.jgs.17.2@news.alt.net... >>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:26af1f.hu2.19.5@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming? >>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you! >>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked. >>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point. >>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet... >>>>>>> >>>>>>> dancing's for puffs >>>>>> >>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!! >>>>> >>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:- >>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore. >>>> >>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they be fat, they'll >>>> be fucking old too. There's no fucking wonder really... >>> >>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email the fansite and >>> put your theory to them. >> >> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years you've known me, >> I've always been right about everything. > > Why don't you get on deal or no deal? I would but Noel hates me. Quote
Guest Jay Kaner Posted September 25, 2008 Posted September 25, 2008 "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:27ak3j.eo6.19.2@news.alt.net... > Jay Kaner wrote: >> >> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >> news:27862h.jso.17.10@news.alt.net... >>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>> >>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>> news:275m9u.s5s.19.1@news.alt.net... >>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:275dja.ot4.19.3@news.alt.net... >>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:Xns9B20EDB9BF503wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294 >>>>>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all >>>>>>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would >>>>>>>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mail >>>>>>>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> New >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> managed to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> possessions. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>>>>>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose >>>>>>>>>>>>>> france >>>>>>>>>>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or >>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere >>>>>>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, >>>>>>>>>>> Jay. >>>>>>>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Blush >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> American >>>>>>>>>> Austrailian >>>>>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>>>>>>> New Zealandian >>>>>>>>>> South African >>>>>>>>>> Falklandian >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>>>>>>> foreigner, >>>>>>>>>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world >>>>>>>>>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to talk >>>>>>>>>> to >>>>>>>>>> 'em. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>>>>>>>> nationalities. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact >>>>>>>>> alone. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> It's a good back up for when my Stargate trivia doesn't impress >>>>>>>> 'em. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Do you wanna borrow my battlestar trivia? >>>>>> >>>>>> That's nice of you to offer, Mick, it really is. But to be honest >>>>>> I've never needed a 3rd back up. The Stargate stuff on its own >>>>>> usually has 'em flinging their knickers off with abandoned glee. >>>>> >>>>> If that's true i'm off to get series 1 and 2 on dvd. >>>>> Yessiree, i'm having me some of that poontang. >>>>> You're not having all that stargate chuff to yourself. >>>> >>>> Hey, there's plenty to go round. To be honest, I'm inundated with >>>> Stargate chuff. Me diary's fucking chokka... >>> >>> Do you have to dress like that bald twat with the broach pressed into >>> his head? >> >> Not unless you want to. Why, do you want to? > > Depends. Depends what powers lie within that broach thing. The ability to headbutt people to death. Quote
Guest Jay Kaner Posted September 25, 2008 Posted September 25, 2008 "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:27akba.fth.19.1@news.alt.net... > Jay Kaner wrote: >> >> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >> news:27866h.jso.17.11@news.alt.net... >>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>> >>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>> news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net... >>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net... >>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294 >>>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all >>>>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would >>>>>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mail >>>>>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> New >>>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed >>>>>>>>>>>>> to >>>>>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly possessions. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>>>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose >>>>>>>>>>>> france to >>>>>>>>>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere >>>>>>>>>>> mad >>>>>>>>>>> like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, >>>>>>>>> Jay. >>>>>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Blush >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> American >>>>>>>> Austrailian >>>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>>>>> New Zealandian >>>>>>>> South African >>>>>>>> Falklandian >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>>>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in >>>>>>>> the world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able >>>>>>>> to talk to 'em. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>>>>>> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you know, >>>>>>>> I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think >>>>>>>> it's entirely warranted. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do >>>>>>>>> you any >>>>>>>>> harm either. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't >>>>>>>> butter 'em up then yer fucked. Soz. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks. >>>>>> >>>>>> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe up >>>>>> summat about Gaelic or some such shit. >>>>>> >>>>>> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I does >>>>>> is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd just >>>>>> come across as a swotty clever bastard show off. >>>>> >>>>> There is a big problem. >>>>> They all hate us. >>>>> I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us. >>>> >>>> England? I think the English quite like the English. I'm English and >>>> I like the English. >>>> What about you? You're English, what do you think about 'em? >>> >>> Depends where I am at the time. If i'm in Salford i'd prolly think they >>> were arseholes. If I was in Chichester i'd think they were great. >> >> Yer right about Salford. What would you think if you was in my home >> city? > > I'm not going to Knotty Ash. Fuck off, that's where Steve's from, not me. Quote
Guest Puck Posted September 26, 2008 Posted September 26, 2008 Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27aj0u.8t9.19.4@news.alt.net: > Puck wrote: >> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net: >> >>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net... >>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813 $E41.23294 >>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all >>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would >>>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mail >>>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> New >>>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I managed >>>>>>>>>>> to make it across the rough seas with all my worldly >>>>>>>>>>> possessions. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose >>>>>>>>>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or somewhere >>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, >>>>>>> Jay. What with you being fluent in twelve languages and >>>>>>> everything. >>>>>> Blush >>>>>> >>>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>>> >>>>>> American >>>>>> Austrailian >>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>>> New Zealandian >>>>>> South African >>>>>> Falklandian >>>>>> >>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in >>>>>> the world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able >>>>>> to talk to 'em. >>>>>> >>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>>>> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you know, >>>>>> I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think >>>>>> it's entirely warranted. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do >>>>>>> you any >>>>>>> harm either. >>>>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't >>>>>> butter 'em up then yer fucked. Soz. >>>>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks. >>>> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe up >>>> summat about Gaelic or some such shit. >>>> >>>> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I does >>>> is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd just >>>> come across as a swotty clever bastard show off. >>> There is a big problem. >>> They all hate us. >>> I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us. >> >> WE DIDN'T GET WHERE WE ARE TODAY BY BEING FUCKING LIKED, SONNY! Etc. > > Good point. > I feel happier now, thanks You know me, Mick. I live to spread a little happiness around. Quote
Guest Mick Posted September 26, 2008 Posted September 26, 2008 Jay Kaner wrote: > > "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:27ak1i.eo6.19.1@news.alt.net... >> Jay Kaner wrote: >>> >>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>> news:2785uq.jso.17.9@news.alt.net... >>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>> >>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:275l4a.npo.19.1@news.alt.net... >>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>> news:2758rd.jgs.17.2@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>> news:26af1f.hu2.19.5@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B178F866BBAFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:jt2dnRsrIej8ylfVnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:oFsyk.56654$E41.3016@text.news.virginmedia.com... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:7pOdnWDZ_vGVyVfVnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are you coming? >>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you! >>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked. >>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point. >>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!! >>>>>> >>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:- >>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore. >>>>> >>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only will they be fat, >>>>> they'll be fucking old too. There's no fucking wonder really... >>>> >>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at. I'll email the fansite >>>> and put your theory to them. >>> >>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so years you've known me, >>> I've always been right about everything. >> >> Why don't you get on deal or no deal? > > I would but Noel hates me. Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat? Quote
Guest Mick Posted September 26, 2008 Posted September 26, 2008 Jay Kaner wrote: > > "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:27ak3j.eo6.19.2@news.alt.net... >> Jay Kaner wrote: >>> >>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>> news:27862h.jso.17.10@news.alt.net... >>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>> >>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:275m9u.s5s.19.1@news.alt.net... >>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>> news:275dja.ot4.19.3@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B20EDB9BF503wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:k4yBk.61082$E41.28283@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294 >>>>>>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we're all >>>>>>>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eyes would >>>>>>>>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a mail >>>>>>>>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Papua New >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> managed to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> possessions. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ticket >>>>>>>>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chose france >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or >>>>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere >>>>>>>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to >>>>>>>>>>>> you, Jay. >>>>>>>>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Blush >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> American >>>>>>>>>>> Austrailian >>>>>>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>>>>>>>> New Zealandian >>>>>>>>>>> South African >>>>>>>>>>> Falklandian >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>>>>>>>> foreigner, >>>>>>>>>>> even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in the world >>>>>>>>>>> they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be able to >>>>>>>>>>> talk to >>>>>>>>>>> 'em. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>>>>>>>>> nationalities. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I bet you could get some a them wimmins into bed on that fact >>>>>>>>>> alone. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> It's a good back up for when my Stargate trivia doesn't impress >>>>>>>>> 'em. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Do you wanna borrow my battlestar trivia? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> That's nice of you to offer, Mick, it really is. But to be >>>>>>> honest I've never needed a 3rd back up. The Stargate stuff on >>>>>>> its own usually has 'em flinging their knickers off with >>>>>>> abandoned glee. >>>>>> >>>>>> If that's true i'm off to get series 1 and 2 on dvd. >>>>>> Yessiree, i'm having me some of that poontang. >>>>>> You're not having all that stargate chuff to yourself. >>>>> >>>>> Hey, there's plenty to go round. To be honest, I'm inundated with >>>>> Stargate chuff. Me diary's fucking chokka... >>>> >>>> Do you have to dress like that bald twat with the broach pressed >>>> into his head? >>> >>> Not unless you want to. Why, do you want to? >> >> Depends. Depends what powers lie within that broach thing. > > The ability to headbutt people to death. I'd like to dress up like that then. Quote
Guest Mick Posted September 26, 2008 Posted September 26, 2008 Jay Kaner wrote: > > "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message news:27akba.fth.19.1@news.alt.net... >> Jay Kaner wrote: >>> >>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>> news:27866h.jso.17.11@news.alt.net... >>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>> >>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net... >>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813$E41.23294 >>>>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we're all >>>>>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eyes would >>>>>>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mail >>>>>>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Papua New >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I >>>>>>>>>>>>>> managed to >>>>>>>>>>>>>> make it across the rough seas with all my worldly >>>>>>>>>>>>>> possessions. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>>>>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose >>>>>>>>>>>>> france to >>>>>>>>>>>>> live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or >>>>>>>>>>>> somewhere mad >>>>>>>>>>>> like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to >>>>>>>>>> you, Jay. >>>>>>>>>> What with you being fluent in twelve languages and everything. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Blush >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> American >>>>>>>>> Austrailian >>>>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>>>>>> New Zealandian >>>>>>>>> South African >>>>>>>>> Falklandian >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>>>>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter where >>>>>>>>> in the world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll >>>>>>>>> be able to talk to 'em. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>>>>>>> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you >>>>>>>>> know, I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion >>>>>>>>> I think it's entirely warranted. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't >>>>>>>>>> do you any >>>>>>>>>> harm either. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't >>>>>>>>> butter 'em up then yer fucked. Soz. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe >>>>>>> up summat about Gaelic or some such shit. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I >>>>>>> does is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd >>>>>>> just come across as a swotty clever bastard show off. >>>>>> >>>>>> There is a big problem. >>>>>> They all hate us. >>>>>> I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us. >>>>> >>>>> England? I think the English quite like the English. I'm English >>>>> and I like the English. >>>>> What about you? You're English, what do you think about 'em? >>>> >>>> Depends where I am at the time. If i'm in Salford i'd prolly think >>>> they were arseholes. If I was in Chichester i'd think they were great. >>> >>> Yer right about Salford. What would you think if you was in my >>> home city? >> >> I'm not going to Knotty Ash. > > Fuck off, that's where Steve's from, not me. That Salford place is always cropping up, especially when something cuntish has happened. Quote
Guest Mick Posted September 26, 2008 Posted September 26, 2008 Puck wrote: > Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27aj0u.8t9.19.4@news.alt.net: > >> Puck wrote: >>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net: >>> >>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net... >>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813 > $E41.23294 >>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all >>>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would >>>>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mail >>>>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> New >>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I > managed >>>>>>>>>>>> to make it across the rough seas with all my worldly >>>>>>>>>>>> possessions. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose >>>>>>>>>>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or > somewhere >>>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, >>>>>>>> Jay. What with you being fluent in twelve languages and >>>>>>>> everything. >>>>>>> Blush >>>>>>> >>>>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>>>> >>>>>>> American >>>>>>> Austrailian >>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>>>> New Zealandian >>>>>>> South African >>>>>>> Falklandian >>>>>>> >>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in >>>>>>> the world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be > able >>>>>>> to talk to 'em. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>>>>> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you > know, >>>>>>> I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think >>>>>>> it's entirely warranted. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do >>>>>>>> you any >>>>>>>> harm either. >>>>>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't >>>>>>> butter 'em up then yer fucked. Soz. >>>>>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks. >>>>> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe > up >>>>> summat about Gaelic or some such shit. >>>>> >>>>> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I > does >>>>> is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd just >>>>> come across as a swotty clever bastard show off. >>>> There is a big problem. >>>> They all hate us. >>>> I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us. >>> WE DIDN'T GET WHERE WE ARE TODAY BY BEING FUCKING LIKED, SONNY! Etc. >> Good point. >> I feel happier now, thanks > > You know me, Mick. I live to spread a little happiness around. shame it's not alcoholic or chocolatey Quote
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