Guest Puck Posted September 28, 2008 Posted September 28, 2008 Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27fp1e.kr6.19.16@news.alt.net: > Puck wrote: >> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27aj0u.8t9.19.4@news.alt.net: >> >>> Puck wrote: >>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net: >>>> >>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net... >>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813 >> $E41.23294 >>>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that we're >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all >>>>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would >>>>>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mail >>>>>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is Papua >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> New >>>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I >> managed >>>>>>>>>>>>> to make it across the rough seas with all my worldly >>>>>>>>>>>>> possessions. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry ticket >>>>>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose >>>>>>>>>>>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or >> somewhere >>>>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to you, >>>>>>>>> Jay. What with you being fluent in twelve languages and >>>>>>>>> everything. >>>>>>>> Blush >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> American >>>>>>>> Austrailian >>>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>>>>> New Zealandian >>>>>>>> South African >>>>>>>> Falklandian >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>>>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter where in >>>>>>>> the world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be >> able >>>>>>>> to talk to 'em. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>>>>>> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you >> know, >>>>>>>> I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I think >>>>>>>> it's entirely warranted. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't do >>>>>>>>> you any >>>>>>>>> harm either. >>>>>>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't >>>>>>>> butter 'em up then yer fucked. Soz. >>>>>>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks. >>>>>> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe >> up >>>>>> summat about Gaelic or some such shit. >>>>>> >>>>>> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I >> does >>>>>> is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd just >>>>>> come across as a swotty clever bastard show off. >>>>> There is a big problem. >>>>> They all hate us. >>>>> I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us. >>>> WE DIDN'T GET WHERE WE ARE TODAY BY BEING FUCKING LIKED, SONNY! Etc. >>> Good point. >>> I feel happier now, thanks >> >> You know me, Mick. I live to spread a little happiness around. > > shame it's not alcoholic or chocolatey Alcohol I can offer you, chocolate - you're shit out of luck. Quote
Guest Mick Posted September 30, 2008 Posted September 30, 2008 Puck wrote: > Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27fp1e.kr6.19.16@news.alt.net: > >> Puck wrote: >>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27aj0u.8t9.19.4@news.alt.net: >>> >>>> Puck wrote: >>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net: >>>>> >>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813 >>> $E41.23294 >>>>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote > in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in > news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that > we're >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all >>>>>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my > eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would >>>>>>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get > cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mail >>>>>>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is > Papua >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> New >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I >>> managed >>>>>>>>>>>>>> to make it across the rough seas with all my worldly >>>>>>>>>>>>>> possessions. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry > ticket >>>>>>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose >>>>>>>>>>>>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or >>> somewhere >>>>>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to > you, >>>>>>>>>> Jay. What with you being fluent in twelve languages and >>>>>>>>>> everything. >>>>>>>>> Blush >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> American >>>>>>>>> Austrailian >>>>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>>>>>> New Zealandian >>>>>>>>> South African >>>>>>>>> Falklandian >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>>>>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter where > in >>>>>>>>> the world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be >>> able >>>>>>>>> to talk to 'em. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>>>>>>> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you >>> know, >>>>>>>>> I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I > think >>>>>>>>> it's entirely warranted. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't > do >>>>>>>>>> you any >>>>>>>>>> harm either. >>>>>>>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't >>>>>>>>> butter 'em up then yer fucked. Soz. >>>>>>>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks. >>>>>>> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe >>> up >>>>>>> summat about Gaelic or some such shit. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I >>> does >>>>>>> is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd just >>>>>>> come across as a swotty clever bastard show off. >>>>>> There is a big problem. >>>>>> They all hate us. >>>>>> I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us. >>>>> WE DIDN'T GET WHERE WE ARE TODAY BY BEING FUCKING LIKED, SONNY! > Etc. >>>> Good point. >>>> I feel happier now, thanks >>> You know me, Mick. I live to spread a little happiness around. >> shame it's not alcoholic or chocolatey > > Alcohol I can offer you, chocolate - you're shit out of luck. I fancy a nice bit of dark chocolate, that red stuff with the ship on, bournville that's it. Quote
Guest Puck Posted September 30, 2008 Posted September 30, 2008 Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27nvgt.erm.19.6@news.alt.net: > Puck wrote: >> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27fp1e.kr6.19.16@news.alt.net: >> >>> Puck wrote: >>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27aj0u.8t9.19.4@news.alt.net: >>>> >>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813 >>>> $E41.23294 >>>>>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote >> in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >> news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that >> we're >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all >>>>>>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my >> eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would >>>>>>>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get >> cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mail >>>>>>>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is >> Papua >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> New >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I >>>> managed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to make it across the rough seas with all my worldly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> possessions. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry >> ticket >>>>>>>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose >>>>>>>>>>>>>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or >>>> somewhere >>>>>>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to >> you, >>>>>>>>>>> Jay. What with you being fluent in twelve languages and >>>>>>>>>>> everything. >>>>>>>>>> Blush >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> American >>>>>>>>>> Austrailian >>>>>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>>>>>>> New Zealandian >>>>>>>>>> South African >>>>>>>>>> Falklandian >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>>>>>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter where >> in >>>>>>>>>> the world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be >>>> able >>>>>>>>>> to talk to 'em. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>>>>>>>> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you >>>> know, >>>>>>>>>> I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I >> think >>>>>>>>>> it's entirely warranted. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't >> do >>>>>>>>>>> you any >>>>>>>>>>> harm either. >>>>>>>>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't >>>>>>>>>> butter 'em up then yer fucked. Soz. >>>>>>>>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks. >>>>>>>> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe >>>> up >>>>>>>> summat about Gaelic or some such shit. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I >>>> does >>>>>>>> is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd just >>>>>>>> come across as a swotty clever bastard show off. >>>>>>> There is a big problem. >>>>>>> They all hate us. >>>>>>> I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us. >>>>>> WE DIDN'T GET WHERE WE ARE TODAY BY BEING FUCKING LIKED, SONNY! >> Etc. >>>>> Good point. >>>>> I feel happier now, thanks >>>> You know me, Mick. I live to spread a little happiness around. >>> shame it's not alcoholic or chocolatey >> >> Alcohol I can offer you, chocolate - you're shit out of luck. > > I fancy a nice bit of dark chocolate, that red stuff with the ship on, > bournville that's it. Vodka? Quote
Guest Mick Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 Puck wrote: > Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27nvgt.erm.19.6@news.alt.net: > >> Puck wrote: >>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27fp1e.kr6.19.16@news.alt.net: >>> >>>> Puck wrote: >>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27aj0u.8t9.19.4@news.alt.net: >>>>> >>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813 >>>>> $E41.23294 >>>>>>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> wrote >>> in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>> news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that >>> we're >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all >>>>>>>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my >>> eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would >>>>>>>>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get >>> cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus was a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mail >>>>>>>>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is >>> Papua >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> New >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I >>>>> managed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to make it across the rough seas with all my worldly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> possessions. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry >>> ticket >>>>>>>>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you chose >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french fuckers. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or >>>>> somewhere >>>>>>>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort out. >>>>>>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen to >>> you, >>>>>>>>>>>> Jay. What with you being fluent in twelve languages and >>>>>>>>>>>> everything. >>>>>>>>>>> Blush >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> American >>>>>>>>>>> Austrailian >>>>>>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>>>>>>>> New Zealandian >>>>>>>>>>> South African >>>>>>>>>>> Falklandian >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>>>>>>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter where >>> in >>>>>>>>>>> the world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll be >>>>> able >>>>>>>>>>> to talk to 'em. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 different >>>>>>>>>>> nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is that. As you >>>>> know, >>>>>>>>>>> I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I >>> think >>>>>>>>>>> it's entirely warranted. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society wouldn't >>> do >>>>>>>>>>>> you any >>>>>>>>>>>> harm either. >>>>>>>>>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that don't >>>>>>>>>>> butter 'em up then yer fucked. Soz. >>>>>>>>>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks. >>>>>>>>> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would pipe >>>>> up >>>>>>>>> summat about Gaelic or some such shit. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like wot I >>>>> does >>>>>>>>> is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd just >>>>>>>>> come across as a swotty clever bastard show off. >>>>>>>> There is a big problem. >>>>>>>> They all hate us. >>>>>>>> I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us. >>>>>>> WE DIDN'T GET WHERE WE ARE TODAY BY BEING FUCKING LIKED, SONNY! >>> Etc. >>>>>> Good point. >>>>>> I feel happier now, thanks >>>>> You know me, Mick. I live to spread a little happiness around. >>>> shame it's not alcoholic or chocolatey >>> Alcohol I can offer you, chocolate - you're shit out of luck. >> I fancy a nice bit of dark chocolate, that red stuff with the ship on, >> bournville that's it. > > Vodka? No thanks, I fancy a bit of caramac. Quote
Guest Puck Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27qgrl.32l.19.7@news.alt.net: > Puck wrote: >> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27nvgt.erm.19.6@news.alt.net: >> >>> Puck wrote: >>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27fp1e.kr6.19.16@news.alt.net: >>>> >>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27aj0u.8t9.19.4@news.alt.net: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813 >>>>>> $E41.23294 >>>>>>>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote >>>> in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>> news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that >>>> we're >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all >>>>>>>>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my >>>> eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would >>>>>>>>>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get >>>> cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was a mail >>>>>>>>>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is >>>> Papua >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> New >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I >>>>>> managed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to make it across the rough seas with all my worldly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> possessions. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry >>>> ticket >>>>>>>>>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chose france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuckers. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or >>>>>> somewhere >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort >>>>>>>>>>>>>> out. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen >>>>>>>>>>>>> to >>>> you, >>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay. What with you being fluent in twelve languages and >>>>>>>>>>>>> everything. >>>>>>>>>>>> Blush >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> American >>>>>>>>>>>> Austrailian >>>>>>>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>>>>>>>>> New Zealandian >>>>>>>>>>>> South African >>>>>>>>>>>> Falklandian >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>>>>>>>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter >>>>>>>>>>>> where >>>> in >>>>>>>>>>>> the world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll >>>>>>>>>>>> be >>>>>> able >>>>>>>>>>>> to talk to 'em. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 >>>>>>>>>>>> different nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is >>>>>>>>>>>> that. As you >>>>>> know, >>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I >>>> think >>>>>>>>>>>> it's entirely warranted. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society >>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't >>>> do >>>>>>>>>>>>> you any >>>>>>>>>>>>> harm either. >>>>>>>>>>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that >>>>>>>>>>>> don't butter 'em up then yer fucked. Soz. >>>>>>>>>>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks. >>>>>>>>>> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would >>>>>>>>>> pipe >>>>>> up >>>>>>>>>> summat about Gaelic or some such shit. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like >>>>>>>>>> wot I >>>>>> does >>>>>>>>>> is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd >>>>>>>>>> just come across as a swotty clever bastard show off. >>>>>>>>> There is a big problem. >>>>>>>>> They all hate us. >>>>>>>>> I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us. >>>>>>>> WE DIDN'T GET WHERE WE ARE TODAY BY BEING FUCKING LIKED, SONNY! >>>>>>>> >>>> Etc. >>>>>>> Good point. >>>>>>> I feel happier now, thanks >>>>>> You know me, Mick. I live to spread a little happiness around. >>>>> shame it's not alcoholic or chocolatey >>>> Alcohol I can offer you, chocolate - you're shit out of luck. >>> I fancy a nice bit of dark chocolate, that red stuff with the ship >>> on, bournville that's it. >> >> Vodka? > > No thanks, I fancy a bit of caramac. Is that some kind of cocktail? Quote
Guest Mick Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 Puck wrote: > Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27qgrl.32l.19.7@news.alt.net: > >> Puck wrote: >>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27nvgt.erm.19.6@news.alt.net: >>> >>>> Puck wrote: >>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27fp1e.kr6.19.16@news.alt.net: >>>>> >>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:27aj0u.8t9.19.4@news.alt.net: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in news:275mf1.s5s.19.2@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>> news:275d8i.ot4.19.2@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B209ECB41F74wotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in news:bGfBk.60813 >>>>>>> $E41.23294 >>>>>>>>>>>>>> @text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1EA241D55DFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:0kpAk.59495$E41.49251@text.news.virginmedia.com: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B1D5CC3AAFBFwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26llr5.9ob.17.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ivgt.45s.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mick" <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26co1u.tqe.17.4@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant" <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote >>>>> in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:sO6dnYMoN7dE61fVnZ2dnUVZ8sLinZ2d@pipex.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17A1936D87Dwotevz@194.177.97.96... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:26ag3n.o1i.19.1@news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote in >>>>> news:26aerm.hu2.19.4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> @news.alt.net: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Puck wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. Has anyone seen the nails for the cross? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always one. And it's always you. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And I fucking love this place. I love that >>>>> we're >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all >>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. ban me from cascades!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fuck that, love. Without your contribution my >>>>> eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would >>>>>>>>>>>>>> be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> much >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> less wet. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Micky never had much success with women! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Don't you start on Micky. I might have to get >>>>> cross. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah! fuck off Frasier, we all know your missus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was a mail >>>>>>>>>>>>>> order >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Russian. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL... He can't afford 'Russian'. Is missus is >>>>> Papua >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> New >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Guinean. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of those pygmy fuckers? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> To be fair, I don't think Grant's a Pygmy. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There's always a chance, that's enough for me. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Speaking of Pygmies... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I found out, yesterday, that I'm an illegal immigrant. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll be hauled in next week and questioned about how I >>>>>>> managed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to make it across the rough seas with all my worldly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> possessions. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "and don't be givin' us none a that 'i bought a ferry >>>>> ticket >>>>>>>>>>>>>> online' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bollocks, lady," they'll say. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell 'em to fuck off and count their lucky stars you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chose france to live in, the ungrateful bunch of french >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuckers. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You know, you're right. I could have gone to Wales or >>>>>>> somewhere >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mad like that. They don't know they're born. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll have a word with the fuckers, see what we can sort >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Would you? I'd be most grateful. I know they'll listen >>>>>>>>>>>>>> to >>>>> you, >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay. What with you being fluent in twelve languages and >>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Blush >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> No, it's not 12... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> American >>>>>>>>>>>>> Austrailian >>>>>>>>>>>>> Canadian (not french speaking canadian tho') >>>>>>>>>>>>> New Zealandian >>>>>>>>>>>>> South African >>>>>>>>>>>>> Falklandian >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> ...only 6. But...I can also chat with any English speaking >>>>>>>>>>>>> foreigner, even in their own country . Doesn't matter >>>>>>>>>>>>> where >>>>> in >>>>>>>>>>>>> the world they're from, if they can speak English then I'll >>>>>>>>>>>>> be >>>>>>> able >>>>>>>>>>>>> to talk to 'em. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> So if you include them, then I can talk to over 244 >>>>>>>>>>>>> different nationalities. Now that's fucking impressive is >>>>>>>>>>>>> that. As you >>>>>>> know, >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not one to blow me own trumpet, but on this occasion I >>>>> think >>>>>>>>>>>>> it's entirely warranted. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Your connections with the town's tiddlywinks society >>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't >>>>> do >>>>>>>>>>>>>> you any >>>>>>>>>>>>>> harm either. >>>>>>>>>>>>> I know. Heh, for you,I'd even let 'em win. If that >>>>>>>>>>>>> don't butter 'em up then yer fucked. Soz. >>>>>>>>>>>> Don't forget our great friends the taffs and the Jocks. >>>>>>>>>>> I thought about them too, but thought some clever twat would >>>>>>>>>>> pipe >>>>>>> up >>>>>>>>>>> summat about Gaelic or some such shit. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> And anyway, speaking six different languages fluently like >>>>>>>>>>> wot I >>>>>>> does >>>>>>>>>>> is impressive enough on its own y' know.... Anymore and I'd >>>>>>>>>>> just come across as a swotty clever bastard show off. >>>>>>>>>> There is a big problem. >>>>>>>>>> They all hate us. >>>>>>>>>> I can't think of one english speaking nation who likes us. >>>>>>>>> WE DIDN'T GET WHERE WE ARE TODAY BY BEING FUCKING LIKED, SONNY! >>>>>>>>> >>>>> Etc. >>>>>>>> Good point. >>>>>>>> I feel happier now, thanks >>>>>>> You know me, Mick. I live to spread a little happiness around. >>>>>> shame it's not alcoholic or chocolatey >>>>> Alcohol I can offer you, chocolate - you're shit out of luck. >>>> I fancy a nice bit of dark chocolate, that red stuff with the ship >>>> on, bournville that's it. >>> Vodka? >> No thanks, I fancy a bit of caramac. > > Is that some kind of cocktail? I dunno what it is to be honest Quote
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