Guest Fullauto Posted September 14, 2008 Posted September 14, 2008 so here it is... the oracle is back... ask any question... ANY question and I, with a little help from some of the smarter members here will answer them... Quote
emkay64 Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 If reality is whatever you believe it to be then is not belief more powerful than the reality you believe in? What says you? Quote
emkay64 Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 Where is the Wonderful Wizard of Oz anyways? Quote
Guest Fullauto Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 If reality is whatever you believe it to be then is not belief more powerful than the reality you believe in? What says you? Yes... For instance... Oprah Winfrey believes she is pretty and that people care waht she says... Fact is, she looks like Sloth's black cousin after a rather severe stroke! as far as if people care... Well... I'm sure some do, but even then, the rest of us not only don't care what she thinks, but would rather hang from painter scaffolding by our Ocular nerves than listen to what anyone would have to say who would listen to her! So you see virginia, Not only is there a Santa, but Oprah is Ugly and ultimately nothing more than a very dark talking head! <que creepy music> OHHHHHMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... Quote
snafu Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 How many peppers are in a peck anyway? Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Phantom Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Why don't spiders get caught in their own webs but only in other spider webs? Quote Blah.
phreakwars Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Here's one... I got hungry a bit ago and decided to snoop in the cubbard to find me something for my supper. I saw this awesome box of Hamburger Helper sitting on the shelf, and the picture of the product, looked like this: [attach=full]2075[/attach] MMM... YUM !!!! But when I made it exactly like the directions stated, it looked like this: [attach=full]2076[/attach] WHY IS THAT?? Tasted like crap too... I ended up tossing it out and eating a bologna sandwich. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Guest sheik-yerbouti Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Hey Oracle, riddle me this: What is thrice the third, of three and three thirds ? Quote
Guest sheik-yerbouti Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Here's one... I got hungry a bit ago and decided to snoop in the cubbard to find me something for my supper. I saw this awesome box of Hamburger Helper sitting on the shelf, and the picture of the product, looked like this: [attach=full]2077[/attach] MMM... YUM !!!! But when I made it exactly like the directions stated, it looked like this: [attach=full]2078[/attach] WHY IS THAT?? Tasted like crap too... I ended up tossing it out and eating a bologna sandwich. . . Even I, an ignorant fool can help you with this. Its because you are a man and the kitchen fairy hates you. Quote
phreakwars Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Even I, an ignorant fool can help you with this. Its because you are a man and the kitchen fairy hates you.Not likely, I have been cooking since I was like 6. Personally, I am ANTI-BOXED MEALS... Almost any time I cook, it will be a home made meal. Although my wife does buy these types of meals (even though I object), they usually end up sitting in the cubbard for months before being used. I hate probably every hamburger helper there is.. the only one I liked is the potatoes augratin, but hell, I don't think they even make that one anymore... I haven't seen it in years... not in my area anyways. Last night I just didn't feel like putting much effort into the cooking... the kids were in bed, it was late, and I was the only one who would be eating, so I thought..." eh... what the hell, it's been in the cubbard for about 3 months, never tried this one before.... might as well make it "....ugh... what a bad decision !! . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
Guest sheik-yerbouti Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Not likely, I have been cooking since I was like 6. Personally, I am ANTI-BOXED MEALS... Almost any time I cook, it will be a home made meal. Although my wife does buy these types of meals (even though I object), they usually end up sitting in the cubbard for months before being used. I hate probably every hamburger helper there is.. the only one I liked is the potatoes augratin, but hell, I don't think they even make that one anymore... I haven't seen it in years... not in my area anyways. Last night I just didn't feel like putting much effort into the cooking... the kids were in bed, it was late, and I was the only one who would be eating, so I thought..." eh... what the hell, it's been in the cubbard for about 3 months, never tried this one before.... might as well make it "....ugh... what a bad decision !! . . We'll just have to blame it on boxed foods then. I must say, I'd like to try the flour coated catfish to mentioned elsewhere. That sounded real good. Quote
wez Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Dear oracle.. do you hope the economy collapses so you don't have to pay your debt back? Dream on... Why do you think your masters conveniently changed the bankruptcy laws on you just in the nick of time? Quote
wez Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Dear oracle... When will Charley be sprung from the can so Helter Skelter can began? Thank you... Quote
wez Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 If reality is whatever you believe it to be then is not belief more powerful than the reality you believe in? ~ emkay And if that is true, oh great one, then can reality not be anything we want it to be? It's obvious all human activities didn't come about by random chance, rather, were someone/s idea of a reality. So... Who decided to make it everyones reality, or else? Quote
Guest Fullauto Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 How many peppers are in a peck anyway? About 2 Gallons... So It really all depends on how big the pappers are... Quote
Guest Fullauto Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Why don't spiders get caught in their own webs but only in other spider webs? I'm pretty sure it has to do with being immune to thier own silk protiens... That and God made it that way... THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN ! ! ! ! DO NOT QUESTION MY METHODS ! ! ! <Que creepy music> OHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Quote
Guest Fullauto Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Here's one... I got hungry a bit ago and decided to snoop in the cubbard to find me something for my supper. I saw this awesome box of Hamburger Helper sitting on the shelf, and the picture of the product, looked like this: [attach=full]2079[/attach] MMM... YUM !!!! But when I made it exactly like the directions stated, it looked like this: [attach=full]2080[/attach] WHY IS THAT?? Tasted like crap too... I ended up tossing it out and eating a bologna sandwich. . . Not sure... but I'm going to go with God Not likeing either you, or your ethnic lineage as a whole... Yeeeaeaaahhhh.... THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN ! ! ! ALL HIEL DIE ORACLE ! ! ! Quote
Guest Fullauto Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Hey Oracle, riddle me this: What is thrice the third, of three and three thirds ? That is call consonance... A repetition of consonant sounds It's also a good lesson in meter... although I'm not sure what that particular mater is called... Und Ich denke auch, die Antwort ist 10... THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN ! ! ! Quote
wez Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Hey Oracle, riddle me this: What is thrice the third, of three and three thirds ? The equation is..3 x [1/3 (3 3/3)] = 4 3 and 3 thirds = 4... a third of 4 is 1.33 and so on.. and 3 x 1.333 = 4, which is the correct answer.. wez has spoken. Boo! Quote
Guest Fullauto Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Dear oracle.. do you hope the economy collapses so you don't have to pay your debt back? Dream on... Why do you answer your own questions? If you already know the answer, keep it to yourself Do you really think so kighly of your thoughts that you think no one here can ask a question worthy enough for you to answer? I am ASTOUNDED by you sense of self worth... it is trully epic... Why do you think your masters conveniently changed the bankruptcy laws on you just in the nick of time? Again... You are very presuptuous... don't fall in love witht he sound of your own keyboard... Quote
Guest Fullauto Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Dear oracle... When will Charley be sprung from the can so Helter Skelter can began? Thank you... Charlie will never be sprung... He will likely die in prison not because he is dangerous any longer but because he scares the out of the establishment, and he a a psychology expiriment in running shoes... Way to valuable to inquiring minds! Quote
wez Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 Why do you answer your own questions? If you already know the answer, keep it to yourself Do you really think so kighly of your thoughts that you think no one here can ask a question worthy enough for you to answer? I am ASTOUNDED by you sense of self worth... it is trully epic... Again... You are very presuptuous... don't fall in love witht he sound of your own keyboard... Am I right? Or tell me I'm wrong.. and tell me why, oh great one.. Do you have a debt to the beast of burden? Or are you a free man? A free man wouldn't be concerned with collapsing economies, I figure.. There's a logic to my presumptions.. and I aint afraid to be wrong. Do they upset you? My keyboard falls in love with my fingers.. Quote
Guest Fullauto Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 If reality is whatever you believe it to be then is not belief more powerful than the reality you believe in? ~ emkay And if that is true, oh great one, then can reality not be anything we want it to be? It's obvious all human activities didn't come about by random chance, rather, were someone/s idea of a reality. So... Who decided to make it everyones reality, or else? That was so circular I needed Pi out to 10ks just to read it... Quote
wez Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 That was so circular I needed Pi out to 10ks just to read it... Pretty simple, really.. it appears you are a fraud. What I'm saying is.. the "reality" that exists is maintained by "or elses" of varying degrees from death, imprisonment, financial ruin, etc.. etc... meted out by men against men, with no one watching the watchers.. This reality is maintained through fear. and the question was.. Who's the genius/s behind this "reality". I'm betting they weren't black.. and isn't this reality, in essence, what you want to disappear after an economic collapse and race war? Perhaps there's other things than mixed races gnawing at ya you just can't put your finger on.. keep looking.. Fly is in the vaseline.. ~ STP Quote
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