atlantic Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 So...update on my pervy neighbor. I cleaned up the yard this weekend. Raked leaves, trimmed perennials and cut the grass. So...Gacey pulls out his lawn chair and cigarettes and parks it to watch the show. After twenty minutes of his eyes glued to my ass, I asked if he was getting a good look. He said he was and continued to stay for the full 21/2 hours that i was outside. I guess I don't intimidate Yes Eddo...I showed him my penis...he liked it, and apparently he likes humps and single, giant, weepy, lidless eyes I still say you should let him see you cleaning your gun Quote Do the right thing!
emkay64 Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 I still say you should let him see you cleaning your gun I'm Canadian...I don't own a gun LOL. Should I sharpen a machete? Eh...it would prolly just turn him on ;P Quote
eddo Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 So...update on my pervy neighbor. I cleaned up the yard this weekend. Raked leaves, trimmed perennials and cut the grass. So...Gacey pulls out his lawn chair and cigarettes and parks it to watch the show. After twenty minutes of his eyes glued to my ass, I asked if he was getting a good look. He said he was and continued to stay for the full 21/2 hours that i was outside. I guess I don't intimidate Yes Eddo...I showed him my penis...he liked it, and apparently he likes humps and single, giant, weepy, lidless eyes Naked Yardwork Day is sure to attract attention... Quote I'm trusted by more women.
emkay64 Posted October 19, 2008 Posted October 19, 2008 Whenever I am driving anywhere....I have this hobby where I count the number of single shoes, boots, and other errant pieces of footwear on the side of the road. These occurrences are not rare. My question is...how does this happen? How are these shoes and boots winding up on the side of the road? Dissolving one legged hitchhikers? Enlighten me... Quote
ImWithStupid Posted October 20, 2008 Posted October 20, 2008 I can say that I've noticed over the years that the Sunday and Monday after the prom nights at the local high schools, I see several, lone ladies and mens shoes on the side of the roadways. Other than that, it's a rare occurance here. Quote
atlantic Posted October 24, 2008 Posted October 24, 2008 Fullauto, why do I keep finding red buttons in my washing machine when I don't own a damn thing that is red, nor does my son. Quote Do the right thing!
snafu Posted October 24, 2008 Posted October 24, 2008 Whenever I am driving anywhere....I have this hobby where I count the number of single shoes, boots, and other errant pieces of footwear on the side of the road. These occurrences are not rare. My question is...how does this happen? How are these shoes and boots winding up on the side of the road? Dissolving one legged hitchhikers? Enlighten me... Stoped to take a piss while driving through Canada and there on the side of the road was a pair of skivies. Now how do you lose those. Is there something going on in Canada we all ought to know? Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Old Salt Posted October 24, 2008 Posted October 24, 2008 Stoped to take a piss while driving through Canada and there on the side of the road was a pair of skivies. Now how do you lose those. Is there something going on in Canada we all ought to know? Someone was probably coming back from the laundromat and had their clothes basket in the back of the pick-up. Quote
Guest sheik-yerbouti Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 Oracle, riddle me this : What has a bed Yet never sleeps, And a mouth But never speaks? Quote
Guest Fullauto Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 Fullauto, why do I keep finding red buttons in my washing machine when I don't own a damn thing that is red, nor does my son. Chances are you've stumbled upon a laundry 'white hole'... Wherever you lose a sock, it actually enters into someone else's dryer via said white holes... I wouldn't bee concerned... it's a common problem.. Just last week, the Oracle found Jimm Hoffa in his Dryer! Go Figure... THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN ! ! Quote
Guest Fullauto Posted October 25, 2008 Posted October 25, 2008 Oracle, riddle me this : What has a bed Yet never sleeps, And a mouth But never speaks? A River... THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN ! ! ! Quote
Guest sheik-yerbouti Posted October 26, 2008 Posted October 26, 2008 Well done soothsayer, now riddle me this is you can ! Round as an apple, Yellow as gold With more things in it Than you're years old. Quote
atlantic Posted October 26, 2008 Posted October 26, 2008 Chances are you've stumbled upon a laundry 'white hole'... Wherever you lose a sock, it actually enters into someone else's dryer via said white holes... I wouldn't bee concerned... it's a common problem.. Just last week, the Oracle found Jimm Hoffa in his Dryer! Go Figure... THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN ! !LOL, thank you Oracle Quote Do the right thing!
Feckless Wench Posted October 27, 2008 Posted October 27, 2008 Why am I having the most horrible year of my life with Karma dumping on my head at every opportunity? What the heck did I do in a previous life to deserve this garbage and....most importantly...did I enjoy it? Quote Dementia is just a state of mind.
hugo Posted October 27, 2008 Posted October 27, 2008 Why am I having the most horrible year of my life with Karma dumping on my head at every opportunity? What the heck did I do in a previous life to deserve this garbage and....most importantly...did I enjoy it? It's bad karma for being an admin for a tyrannical egomaniac in this life. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
Anna Perenna Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 Why am I having the most horrible year of my life with Karma dumping on my head at every opportunity? What the heck did I do in a previous life to deserve this garbage and....most importantly...did I enjoy it? It's not you, Feckless. There is something going on with the planets, I swear. Everyone I know is having a messed up, hard time this year. Hope you're ok..... Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
hugo Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 It's not you, Feckless. There is something going on with the planets, I swear. Everyone I know is having a messed up, hard time this year. Hope you're ok..... Been a bad year for humans. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
snafu Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 It's not you, Feckless. There is something going on with the planets, I swear. Everyone I know is having a messed up, hard time this year. Hope you're ok..... Been a bad year for humans. . . . Bite me! Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Anna Perenna Posted October 29, 2008 Posted October 29, 2008 Bite me! You got a beef, Snaf? Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
ImWithStupid Posted October 29, 2008 Posted October 29, 2008 You got a beef, Snaf? I think it was a request. Quote
snafu Posted November 4, 2008 Posted November 4, 2008 You got a beef, Snaf? I think it was a request. Oh yeah! I got the beef!! Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Anna Perenna Posted November 4, 2008 Posted November 4, 2008 Oh yeah! I got the beef!! Oooh. He's got a beefer and it's all for you, IWS Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
wez Posted November 6, 2008 Posted November 6, 2008 Dear Orahole, If the world is ready to seperate into utopian societies based upon skin pigmentation to be admired by aliens, why did we just elect the first African American president in the history of the United States in a landslide when only approximately 10% of our population is black? Appears most white folk aren't skinheads and could give a rats ass about "the 14 words".. Quote
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