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Is that Eddo?

 

He looks like he's rocking out, homie-stylez, in your mouth. Hardly a punishment...;)

 

I always assumed it meant wez' desire to eat eddo, in a sexual way. At least that's what my understanding of the ways of Sigmund Freud would tell me.

 

:D

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I always assumed it meant wez' desire to eat eddo, in a sexual way. At least that's what my understanding of the ways of Sigmund Freud would tell me.

 

:D

 

Pretty much how I take it too.

 

That and the constant pm's from him asking me to send him nudie pics of myself.

 

I'm flattered, but not interested.

I'm trusted by more women.
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Pretty much how I take it too.

 

That and the constant pm's from him asking me to send him nudie pics of myself.

 

I'm flattered, but not interested.

 

 

I'm not you... and you're not me. :p

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Oracle

 

Peer deep within your crystal ball.

 

Please please tell me that TJ will never return. Can you cast a wicked spell or something ?

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Oracle

 

Peer deep within your crystal ball.

 

Please please tell me that TJ will never return. Can you cast a wicked spell or something ?

 

The dark side is clouding my vision...

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Well holy sheep sh t JAW... you were right.. my equation was lacking.. forgot an addition symbol.. ;)

 

Here it is in it's unadulterated, true, purified glory...

 

Beautiful...

 

3 x [ 1/3 ( 3 + 3/3)] = 4

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How come everybody has to tell you its a good morning when it's a pretty ty morning for me? If they're having a good morning why must the rub it in my nose?

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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How come everybody has to tell you its a good morning when it's a pretty ty morning for me? If they're having a good morning why must the rub it in my nose?

 

ftp://fullauto.myftp.org/pub/mp3/Rammstein/Mutter/Rammstein-Mutter-Mein%20Herz%20Brennt.mp3

Play to set the tone...

 

No one else will say this, and they will ALL deny it till they die, but you are the star of a reality TV show called 'Snaf-View'... Your life as you know it, as well as your friends and loved ones are all engineered for you...

 

As a result of these circumstances, we are all acutely aware of the fact that your morning sucks because you flooded the 2nd floor bathroom with that HUGE shyt you took this morning, and it is generally the policy of the editors as well as the producers to egg you on with your disgust since you've become less witty and tend to fuss less with your advancing age!

 

I'm sorry to have to tell you that, and I'm sure you won't believe me as a result of everyone toeing the party line on that being a lie, but none the less, it is true...

 

THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN ! ! !

(Crazy whoosh noise!)

 

:D

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I want to take some yoga classes, however there are many schools of yoga....Ashtanga and the like. I have no idea what they all mean...I just wanna be more bendy. What class do I choose?
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I want to take some yoga classes, however there are many schools of yoga....Ashtanga and the like. I have no idea what they all mean...I just wanna be more bendy. What class do I choose?

 

You're in luck. I just happen to give bendy classes in cheap hotel rooms.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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I want to take some yoga classes, however there are many schools of yoga....Ashtanga and the like. I have no idea what they all mean...I just wanna be more bendy. What class do I choose?

 

Save your money and just stretch... ya know... the weak dollar and all!:D

 

Spend the money you save on a bottle of Ketel One.. We like em drunk too!

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Save your money and just stretch... ya know... the weak dollar and all!:D

 

Spend the money you save on a bottle of Ketel One.. We like em drunk too!

 

If I consult the oracle do I have to follow the advice?

Guest Fullauto
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If I consult the oracle do I have to follow the advice?

 

You don't have to, But the Oracle knows a guy who didn't follow the advice, and 3 days later his eyelids became gangrenous...

 

Your call...

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That'd make it hard to sleep.

 

Nah... Turn on CSPAN... that shyt'd put a coffee bean to sleep!

Guest sheik-yerbouti
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I have enough physical abnormalities....I don't need my eyelid falling off.

 

Are you telling us the Goddess in all your posts is not really you ?

Guest sheik-yerbouti
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I don't think I ever claimed to be a goddess.:)

 

Dont mind me, I like to flatter the ladies !

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