wez Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 That's creepy. This dude reminds me of Mr. Bus-Stop. Don't ever let this guy in your house. Do you have any guns? A real crazy won't be intimated by your husband either. Just be very aware of your surroundings at all times. Carry a weapon in your car too. I have a butter knife.. Quote
atlantic Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 I have a butter knife.. You do own some golf clubs do you not? Quote Do the right thing!
wez Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 You do own some golf clubs do you not? That's right! I'm set... little nine iron on the knee? wez in mirror with a 9 iron.... you takin' to me?.... I said are you talkin' to me? ... You must be talkin' to me cause I don't see anyone else here... you talkin' to me? Quote
atlantic Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 that's right! I'm set... Little nine iron on the knee? Wez in mirror with a 9 iron.... you takin' to me?.... I said are you talkin' to me? ... You must be talkin' to me cause i don't see anyone else here... You talkin' to me? omg, lol Quote Do the right thing!
eddo Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 omg, lol there goes Atlantic picturing wez naked again... Quote I'm trusted by more women.
wez Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 there goes Atlantic picturing wez naked again... There goes eddo picturing Atlantic picturing me naked again.. Quote
Guest sheik-yerbouti Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 I have a neighbor from South Africa. He's in the process of bringing the family over. None of my business. He's a nice guy and works really hard. However he brought his brother in law back and he's been staying there too. I can't stand him. He's useless, lazy and smokes like a chimney. I've actually watched him sit on the step smoking while his wife cuts the grass. He sits out on the deck 24/7 and peers into my yard, or stands looking over my fence while I'm in the yard WTF! I can't go outside without him peering back at me. Not to mention he looks like John Wayne Gacey. What do I do? Get him some Optrex and some fresh spectacles. Now theres some bitchy payback for the micro jab lol Quote
Guest sheik-yerbouti Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 Do you have any guns? A real crazy won't be intimated by your husband either. Just be very aware of your surroundings at all times. Carry a weapon in your car too. Here is a lady not to be messed with, lol Quote
atlantic Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 Here is a lady not to be messed with, lolI just like to be prepared Emkay, and all ladies out there a good read for self-protection is The Gift of Fear by Gavin De Becker. Quote Do the right thing!
Guest sheik-yerbouti Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 I just like to be prepared Emkay, and all ladies out there a good read for self-protection is The Gift of Fear by Gavin De Becker. Plain good sense Caron. You can teach me to shoot anytime ! Did OK in Thailand when I last had a go though. 92% at 15 yards with a 0.38 S&W. What a boom that thing made ! I want to try a Beretta next, Maybe a Glock.. The book sounds good. Take the psychological discomfort to the purp.. Quote
emkay64 Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 I read that book Atlantic! This guy doesn't really scare me, he just pervs me out a little. Thanks Sheik, I guess I totally deserved that Quote
Guest sheik-yerbouti Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 I read that book Atlantic! This guy doesn't really scare me, he just pervs me out a little. Thanks Sheik, I guess I totally deserved that No you didn't. You're a Goddess alright ! Keep an eye on the weirdo though. Quote
hugo Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 I'd kill him. Of course, I currently reside on deathrow for killing the paperboy after he threw my paper in a mud puddle two days in a row. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
ImWithStupid Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 I'd kill him. Of course, I currently reside on deathrow for killing the paperboy after he threw my paper in a mud puddle two days in a row. I figured in Texas, that would be legal under the whole, killing for criminal mischief law, you have. Quote
Guest sheik-yerbouti Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 Soothsayer I wake every morning to find the bed faerie has left more fluff in my belly button yet again. I'm so tired of cleaning it all up each day. What can I do ? Quote
emkay64 Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 Only recently has the ?fluffis outis,? or ?lint gland,? as it?s more commonly known, been discovered?and by accident too (the surgeon had to go ?back in? looking for his watch). Your lint gland sits just below the surface of your bellybutton, shaped a little like an apple core. So why do we have bellybutton lint? Well, it has numerous applications. Evolutionists have always claimed, and still do, that the lint is all that now remains from our evolutionary time as a guinea pig. Some countries have known for centuries the high nutritional value of bellybutton lint. With its high concentrate of folate and chicken-like taste, they serve it as an exotic delicacy to those who can afford it (apparently it tastes great with soya sauce and honey). In some of the colder-climate countries, people make garments out of lint, which is proven to be up to 40 per cent warmer than sheep?s wool. Other civilizations have been known to use lint for housing, communication, recreation and transport. So it seems that bellybutton lint really is nature?s own Swiss army knife. Quote
Guest sheik-yerbouti Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 Only recently has the ?fluffis outis,? or ?lint gland,? as it?s more commonly known, been discovered?and by accident too (the surgeon had to go ?back in? looking for his watch). Your lint gland sits just below the surface of your bellybutton, shaped a little like an apple core. So why do we have bellybutton lint? Well, it has numerous applications. Evolutionists have always claimed, and still do, that the lint is all that now remains from our evolutionary time as a guinea pig. Some countries have known for centuries the high nutritional value of bellybutton lint. With its high concentrate of folate and chicken-like taste, they serve it as an exotic delicacy to those who can afford it (apparently it tastes great with soya sauce and honey). In some of the colder-climate countries, people make garments out of lint, which is proven to be up to 40 per cent warmer than sheep?s wool. Other civilizations have been known to use lint for housing, communication, recreation and transport. So it seems that bellybutton lint really is nature?s own Swiss army knife. Is the Oracle sick ? Does he know you're answering his questions? Quote
emkay64 Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 The oracle is unreliable. He never answered my weird neighbor question....I just assumed he may leave you hanging Quote
Old Salt Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 But it was a very good, well thought-out response. I really never knew, or understood, where navel lint came from. Now I know. Quote
snafu Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 But it was a very good, well thought-out response. I really never knew, or understood, where navel lint came from. Now I know. It makes great kindling for a fire starter too. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Guest sheik-yerbouti Posted October 12, 2008 Posted October 12, 2008 The oracle is unreliable. Thats true. I never did get the Roman stuffed hampster recipe, just some old cobblers about a cat.. Quote
Guest Fullauto Posted October 13, 2008 Posted October 13, 2008 Soothsayer I wake every morning to find the bed faerie has left more fluff in my belly button yet again. I'm so tired of cleaning it all up each day. What can I do ? I would check around your room for chloroform soaked rags, and listening devices! that sounds sinister! THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN ! ! ! Quote
Guest Fullauto Posted October 13, 2008 Posted October 13, 2008 Is the Oracle sick ? Does he know you're answering his questions? YES! ! ! The Oracle knows all! He just had a good weekend! too much beer and 20 year olds! ! ! BUT HE'S BACK ! ! ! Quote
emkay64 Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 So...update on my pervy neighbor. I cleaned up the yard this weekend. Raked leaves, trimmed perennials and cut the grass. So...Gacey pulls out his lawn chair and cigarettes and parks it to watch the show. After twenty minutes of his eyes glued to my ass, I asked if he was getting a good look. He said he was and continued to stay for the full 21/2 hours that i was outside. I guess I don't intimidate Yes Eddo...I showed him my penis...he liked it, and apparently he likes humps and single, giant, weepy, lidless eyes Quote
ImWithStupid Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 So...update on my pervy neighbor. I cleaned up the yard this weekend. Raked leaves, trimmed perennials and cut the grass. So...Gacey pulls out his lawn chair and cigarettes and parks it to watch the show. After twenty minutes of his eyes glued to my ass, I asked if he was getting a good look. He said he was and continued to stay for the full 21/2 hours that i was outside. I guess I don't intimidate Yes Eddo...I showed him my penis...he liked it, and apparently he likes humps and single, giant, weepy, lidless eyes Did you have the bottle in your mouth? Quote
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