emkay64 Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Astrological Signs ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prik. TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn communist. GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are liars, notoriously bad lovers, and thrive on incest. CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a sh t. LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot. VIRGO (Aug 23-Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This sh t-picking is sickening your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. LIBRA (Sept 23-Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease. SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murderers. SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and potheads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting fracked. CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickensh t. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 19) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical. Everyone thinks you are a fukking jerk. PISCES (Feb 20-Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses. Quote
Old Salt Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murderers.WOW, where'd you get this? It fits me to a tee. Quote
emkay64 Posted September 18, 2008 Author Posted September 18, 2008 I'm a libra, but born on the cusp....so I get Scorpio traits too. Yah...it's bang on Quote
eddo Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Does libra also "Repost stuff fom other boards"??? Quote I'm trusted by more women.
wez Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 19) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical. Everyone thinks you are a fukking jerk. I concurr .. yay me. Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake. Right, eddo? Quote
emkay64 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Posted September 19, 2008 Does libra also "Repost stuff fom other boards"??? It's my perogative...when the other board is boring , and also when I feel unoriginal:P Quote
hugo Posted September 19, 2008 Posted September 19, 2008 I always thought evil chinese fortune cookies would be fun. Take a pal out for chinese and switch cookies with one with a message such as "You'll be dead within six months". Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
wez Posted September 19, 2008 Posted September 19, 2008 I always thought evil chinese fortune cookies would be fun. Take a pal out for chinese and switch cookies with one with a message such as "You'll be dead within six months". Hahahahahaha.. that'd be a riot.. prolly make a mint too.. "gag fortune cookies".. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted September 19, 2008 Posted September 19, 2008 TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn communist. Swap the derogatory "communist" with "jerk face" and you've got me pegged. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
phreakwars Posted September 19, 2008 Posted September 19, 2008 That horoscope is a total plagiarism of one I wrote up years and years ago. Back in like 96' or so. See here: PHREAKWARS HOME PAGE . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
ImWithStupid Posted September 19, 2008 Posted September 19, 2008 I always thought evil chinese fortune cookies would be fun. Take a pal out for chinese and switch cookies with one with a message such as "You'll be dead within six months". [attach=full]2090[/attach] Quote
Guest sheik-yerbouti Posted September 28, 2008 Posted September 28, 2008 [attach=full]2091[/attach] Now thats funny..... Quote
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