timesjoke Posted June 25, 2009 Posted June 25, 2009 You may also want to consider adding exhibitionism, extortion, urinating in public, death threats towards public officials and human slave trafficking to that lease agreement. Sounds reasonable to me I will draft up something along those lines should you decide to come down. My only main concern for you would be to not break anything during your wild parties, lol. I want to be a medical esthetician.....or an alligator wrestler! Both are good career options. Well I had to look that up, skin care, well that is a big deal here in Florida. Even if you train someone else a career here might be easier becuse we have lots and lots of big spas. Doesn't Oregon have one whole side on the ocean? Never been there, so I have no idea how the beaches are there, but seems a lot closer than Florida... Well they have some beaches but when the weather allows the trips, they are very crowded. I had a friend who is from there and he told me going to the beach was a major pain. In Florida you can go to the beach almost year round.
Ahhlee Posted June 25, 2009 Posted June 25, 2009 Oh TJ...I appreciate the offer but you wouldn't want a mean, nasty person like me mucking up your great state, would you? I'd hate to give Florida a bad rep.
ImWithStupid Posted June 25, 2009 Posted June 25, 2009 Oh TJ...I appreciate the offer but you wouldn't want a mean, nasty person like me mucking up your great state, would you? I'd hate to give Florida a bad rep. It's true. She'd be a bigger black eye on Florida, than Janet Reno and Ted Bundy, combined.
timesjoke Posted June 25, 2009 Posted June 25, 2009 Oh TJ...I appreciate the offer but you wouldn't want a mean, nasty person like me mucking up your great state, would you? I'd hate to give Florida a bad rep. Oh we have much worse than you here, and all those other places still get snow so will it really be much of an improvement? You have a capacity for being mean, that is true, but your also very funny and bright so on the whole I believe we might get an overall improvement if you were to move here. Besides, your talking about working, we can certainly use more workers here.
Ahhlee Posted June 25, 2009 Posted June 25, 2009 Oh we have much worse than you here, and all those other places still get snow so will it really be much of an improvement? Much worse than me? That's unpossible! You have a capacity for being mean, that is true, but your also very funny and bright so on the whole I believe we might get an overall improvement if you were to move here. Besides, your talking about working, we can certainly use more workers here. With all the sexing, drugging, slave trading, and breaking of your things that I'd be doing, I don't know if I'd have time to work. Would that be a problem?
timesjoke Posted June 25, 2009 Posted June 25, 2009 Yep, pretty sure we have worse, and as long as your working enough to pay your bills and not on welfare or something sure, your welcome here, lol.
Chi Posted June 25, 2009 Posted June 25, 2009 Yep, pretty sure we have worse, and as long as your working enough to pay your bills and not on welfare or something sure, your welcome here, lol. Can you cover the bills if she performs monthly Dances of the 7 Dish Rags?
timesjoke Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 Can you cover the bills if she performs monthly Dances of the 7 Dish Rags? Sure, I will just charge admission
ImWithStupid Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 Sure, I will just charge admission One please!
timesjoke Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 One please! Reserved, Okay, this will be a limited engagement, only 100 shows in all and we will be offering premium passes that include one photo with our dancer Ali, unclothed of course in any possition requested by the pass holder. As our first customer, IWS will receive a premium pass for free. Thank you for your support IWS. We are considering souvenirs such as the Ali 'Budda' statue offered in both small and 1/2 scale sizes. An American flag with her photo on it so when you fly your flag, the wind makes it look like Ali is dancing over your home, this would be a nice gift for all the servicemen you know. And of course the coffee cup image that has Ali undressing as you slowly sip down your coffee. Any other ideas for souvenirs are welcome and a royalty for those ideas will be included on a per item sale basis. Thanks for your your time, our lines are now open for reservations.........
eddo Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 Hey TJ.. is there enough O2 for me in Florida too? no, but I hear Uzbekistan has plenty for ya.... I'm trusted by more women.
timesjoke Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 no, but I hear Uzbekistan has plenty for ya.... I will only say that was funny, I will not add to it because that would be poor actions on my part, wez this is my only comment to you, I still have you on ignore and that is where you will stay, we are oil and water, no way we can mix so in the name of keeping the peace I will leave you on ignore forever. Please do not take this as an insult, I simply do not have the capacity to fight the windmills anymore. Sometimes we have to accept it is better to avoid a situation that has no valuable outcome for either side. God bless you and please accept my deepest apologies for anything you feel I have done wrong to you in the past, I cannot live in the past so I ask you to let it go as well and we move foward just leaving each other alone. Thanks and have a great day.
wez Posted June 27, 2009 Posted June 27, 2009 I will only say that was funny, I will not add to it because that would be poor actions on my part, wez this is my only comment to you, I still have you on ignore and that is where you will stay, we are oil and water, no way we can mix so in the name of keeping the peace I will leave you on ignore forever. Please do not take this as an insult, I simply do not have the capacity to fight the windmills anymore. Sometimes we have to accept it is better to avoid a situation that has no valuable outcome for either side. God bless you and please accept my deepest apologies for anything you feel I have done wrong to you in the past, I cannot live in the past so I ask you to let it go as well and we move foward just leaving each other alone. Thanks and have a great day. Sorry for what? Providing me endless hours of side splitting free entertainment? hahahaha Well... you're forgiven.. and.. thanks.. p.s... not oil and water.. you like to control.. I don't like to be controlled.. the end.
wez Posted June 27, 2009 Posted June 27, 2009 no, but I hear Uzbekistan has plenty for ya.... I'm banned from Asia..
ImWithStupid Posted June 27, 2009 Posted June 27, 2009 I'm banned from Asia.. I didn't even know you were a member...
wez Posted June 27, 2009 Posted June 27, 2009 I didn't even know you were a member... I'm not.. I'm banned.. so don't go dragging Asian bizzness over here..
eddo Posted July 30, 2009 Posted July 30, 2009 Welcome back hey look ,me saying something nice to TJ, and it's even within the last year. go figure. I'm trusted by more women.
snafu Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 Welcome back hey look ,me saying something nice to TJ, and it's even within the last year. go figure. I think you edited out the "you head" part didnt' you? Kidding... kidding... I'm just kidding............. 1 "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Ahhlee Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 I didn't even know you were a member... Oh, I love that song! I think you edited out the "you head" part didnt' you? Kidding... kidding... I'm just kidding............. Snaffy, you naughty boy! LOL!
ImWithStupid Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 Oh, I love that song! Snaffy, you naughty boy! LOL! STOP IT!!! Joking is not tolerated when it comes to TJ. He can't take it, and will curl up and cry in the corner. Move along! Nothing to see here, folks. Damn it. Snaf already risked us drowning in TJ's tears with his post, It's not enough that Snaf stressed that he was kidding by saying, "I'm just kidding" just like it wasn't enough that I posted a "" after my joke, wasn't enough to show I was making a joke. We are dealing with a fragile ego and thin skin here and you know any post by you, Ali, will really get the water works flowing as no possibility of a joke and that it must be some kind of attack. The internet dam can only hold back so many tears before it bursts and floods everyone's screen with blubbering drivel of online abuse. You're messing with an online equivalent of Hurricane Katrina. Oh, damn! Now I did it. I compared another large scale disaster to a small time issue in an attempt to make a joke. I sure hope Aaron Neville or Harry Connick jr., don't write me whining about their pussy hurting, or fragile egos traumatized because they can't take a joke either.
eddo Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 I sure hope Aaron Neville or Harry Connick jr., don't write me whining about their pussy hurting, or fragile egos traumatized because they can't take a joke either. and here I thought Aaron Neville was dead... live and learn. I'm trusted by more women.
ImWithStupid Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 and here I thought Aaron Neville was dead... live and learn. Is he?
eddo Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 Is he? according to Wikipedia he isn't: Aaron Neville - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia but I coulda sworn he died shortly after Katrina. I'm trusted by more women.
Ahhlee Posted August 1, 2009 Posted August 1, 2009 STOP IT!!! Joking is not tolerated when it comes to TJ. He can't take it, and will curl up and cry in the corner. Move along! Nothing to see here, folks. Damn it. Snaf already risked us drowning in TJ's tears with his post, It's not enough that Snaf stressed that he was kidding by saying, "I'm just kidding" just like it wasn't enough that I posted a "" after my joke, wasn't enough to show I was making a joke. We are dealing with a fragile ego and thin skin here and you know any post by you, Ali, will really get the water works flowing as no possibility of a joke and that it must be some kind of attack. The internet dam can only hold back so many tears before it bursts and floods everyone's screen with blubbering drivel of online abuse. You're messing with an online equivalent of Hurricane Katrina. Oh, damn! Now I did it. I compared another large scale disaster to a small time issue in an attempt to make a joke. I sure hope Aaron Neville or Harry Connick jr., don't write me whining about their pussy hurting, or fragile egos traumatized because they can't take a joke either. OMG, IWS...you're right! Considering I plan 99% of the gangbangs around here, I do have a responsibility to make sure that the site narcissists, cry babies and "sensitive folk" are never, never, NEVER EVER addressed in a joking manner. Please do accept my most humble apologies.
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