Re: a cascade in progress - things you just wouldn't say to Ash Wensdee:

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"Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote:

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>"footwary" <no@no.no> wrote in message

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>> Mick <ujkki@kk.com> wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jay Kaner wrote:

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "August East" <pourluh@googlemail.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <Grant@Mcleod40.fsnet.co.ku.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jay Kaner" <skinup@will.com> wrote

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> " Grant"

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Puck" <pourluh@googlemail.com>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9B17857C65AC6wotevz@194.177.97.96...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Are those laughter lines?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2.Life's great isn't it.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. We're off to a great party, are

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you coming?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Nice to meet you!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. I bet you can't spell gangfucked.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Oh yeah, you do have a point.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Care to dance?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not with your two left feet...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dancing's for puffs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, real men pogo!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or according to a Goldblade song:-

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fat punks don't pogo anymore.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Probably 'cos they can't anymore. Not only

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> will they be fat, they'll be fucking old

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> too. There's no fucking wonder really...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I think that's what they're getting at.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll email the fansite and put your theory to

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> them.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thanx. And explain to 'em how, in the 8 or so

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> years you've known me, I've always been right

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about everything.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why don't you get on deal or no deal?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would but Noel hates me.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cosmic ordering told him that yer a bit of a twat?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that who it was? I wasn't sure. I had it

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> narrowed down to a few

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thousand possibilities.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Draw summat on your hand like he does and get your

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> own back.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah but draw what?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They say that a drawing of a butterfly will bring you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> good luck, try it for a few days

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's bollox is that. I got beat up 3 times for being

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a nancy boy with a butterfly on me hand. Cunt, you

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> knew that would happen.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I thought you might. Har har har.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Someone needs.. I tell you what.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm gonna draw a ? on my hand right now.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now i'm going to buy some online lottery tickets.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 05 15 16 18 37 08 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> B 05 07 09 37 39 06 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> C 02 31 41 45 46 03 09 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> D 02 06 07 10 13 03 06 Lucky Dip

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so i'll be rich later, goodbye everybody!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those numbers were as shit as mine.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any way, I'm glad I didn't win 'cos I'da been gutted.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?100mill up for grabs and 16 winners only getting

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ?7.5mill each. That'd be just my luck.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I suppose drawing a ? on my hand wasn't going to work but

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was really pissed off today when I found out that I

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hadn't won 5 million.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, know what you mean. I was counting on it too. I

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> want to retire but there's no fucking chance of that now!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BASTARD!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Perhaps drawing a ? was too obvious. I'll think of something

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> new for next week.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Have you considered buying a ticket?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuck off, I got 5 on friday

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah but you have to buy new ones each time for each draw.

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not doing it anymore, I keep getting me hopes up. I don't

>>>>>>>>>>> like the letdown on sat morning.

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> I have to keep doing it, I daren't miss. I use the same numbers

>>>>>>>>>> each week. They'll come up the first time I don't get a ticket.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Never use the same numbers, it cuts your odds of winning by

>>>>>>>>> exactly one half.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> It's cut my winning chances by one whole so far...

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> you should use totally improbable sequencies like 5 6 7 8 9 10

>>>>>>

>>>>>> yeah but there's a reason numbers like that are improbable...

>>>>>

>>>>> yeah, because i've picked them.

>>>>

>>>> So that makes 'em doubly improbable. It's bad enough the odds are

>>>> 14million to 1 without you doubling the fuckers.

>>>

>>>I dreamt the lottery numbers once, but then forgot the fuckers when I

>>>woke up.

>>

>> Thought you never done drugs?

>

>He also said Kylie and Danii spit-roasted him with strap-on dildo's for a

>week without stopping. Go figure

 

Lad's got a right mouth on him.

 

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Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in

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> [cascade canceled]

 

Kiss my fucking ass, cunty.

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Puck <pourluh@googlemail.com> wrote in news:Xns9B4D97E41E4B9wotevz@

194.177.97.96:

> Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote in

> news:Xns9B4D5A48D1CFA0Z0thecheeseclub0Z0@aries.weretis.net:

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>> [cascade canceled]

>

> Kiss my fucking ass, cunty.

 

Kiss my fucking glass, runty.