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Happy Birthday...........whoeve you are...have a good one;)
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You have my moms birthday! To cool. I almost forgot to call her. :p

 

Anyway happy birthday to my Canadian Sister.

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Happy belated birthday!

 

I trust you had an absolutely splendid day.

 

I can assume that you are getting ready for my visit? That is why I mailed you extra D-cell batteries.... errr... for that flashlight! Yeah... flashlight.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Happy belated birthday!

 

I trust you had an absolutely splendid day.

 

I can assume that you are getting ready for my visit? That is why I mailed you extra D-cell batteries.... errr... for that flashlight! Yeah... flashlight.

 

Yep....I got a brand new toque and legwarmers since that's all I'll be wearing...and my...errr...flashlight is good to go.

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Yep....I got a brand new toque and legwarmers since that's all I'll be wearing...and my...errr...flashlight is good to go.

 

Huh? What are the legwarmers for?

 

If they are for what I think they are for, I hope you purchased adult sized legwarmers.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Huh? What are the legwarmers for?

 

If they are for what I think they are for, I hope you purchased adult sized legwarmers.

 

 

Of course she buys adult sized legwarmers. She's like 50 years old or something like that. I doubt children's legwarmers would fit on a woman of such advanced years. :D

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Of course she buys adult sized legwarmers. She's like 50 years old or something like that. I doubt children's legwarmers would fit on a woman of such advanced years. :D

 

Yeah... well... she's like 4'9", my ten year old nephew has at least a three inches on her.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Sorry I missed it Emkay - hope you had a great day!

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

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holy grail

 

 

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I already wished you a fantabulous birthday at the Jungle, but it never hurts to do it twice.

 

I would have gotten you the gift of a free anal bleaching, but I didn't even know they existed until you told me about them today. Your corruption of my innocence knows no bounds.

 

Happy Birthday, you crazy Canuck!

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