Guest sheik-yerbouti Posted October 29, 2008 Posted October 29, 2008 LOL @ Reel Geezers. But you know, we'd fight about everything. And I mean everything. I'd be pissed off on a daily basis. How about if Hugo moved in ? He's an easy guy to please. Can you do yoga ? Quote
wez Posted October 29, 2008 Author Posted October 29, 2008 You know Anna, I don't know what the hell I was thinking.. Women outlive men and I'll be 40 this year.. Better not wait.. Lets you and I move to that beach cottage now and then your sis can move in after I'm gone Quote
Anna Perenna Posted October 29, 2008 Posted October 29, 2008 How about if Hugo moved in ? He's an easy guy to please. Can you do yoga ? Focus, Sheik. Focus. What's important here is Hugo's ability to please me. You know Anna, I don't know what the hell I was thinking.. Women outlive men and I'll be 40 this year.. Better not wait.. Lets you and I move to that beach cottage now and then your sis can move in after I'm gone What a fabulous idea. Now, pet, just a quick question before we commit - would you mind purchasing an inordinate amount of life insurance? Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
wez Posted October 29, 2008 Author Posted October 29, 2008 What a fabulous idea. Now, pet, just a quick question before we commit - would you mind purchasing an inordinate amount of life insurance? Hell no... I'd want you and your sis to live like queens... Beaches are expensive. Ummmmm... you'd let me die naturally though, wouldn't ya? Quote
Anna Perenna Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 Hell no... I'd want you and your sis to live like queens... Beaches are expensive. Ummmmm... you'd let me die naturally though, wouldn't ya? I would, but I can't vouch for my sister. You'd better stock up on her favourites - logic puzzles and my mum's goulash. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
wez Posted October 30, 2008 Author Posted October 30, 2008 I would, but I can't vouch for my sister. You'd better stock up on her favourites - logic puzzles and my mum's goulash. hahaha... eh... I can compromise.. She'd just need to wait til I need a bib and diapers.. Quote
Anna Perenna Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 hahaha... eh... I can compromise.. She'd just need to wait til I need a bib and diapers.. Uh, hold up there ... By 'die naturally' you do mean 'thrown into the sea to be devoured by sharks at the age when you can no longer massage our feet and perform your daily slave duties', right? Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
wez Posted October 30, 2008 Author Posted October 30, 2008 Uh, hold up there ... By 'die naturally' you do mean 'thrown into the sea to be devoured by sharks at the age when you can no longer massage our feet and perform your daily slave duties', right? That's exactly what I meant.. Quote
Anna Perenna Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 That's exactly what I meant.. In that case: It's a deal Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
wez Posted October 30, 2008 Author Posted October 30, 2008 Hey.. Wait a minute.. I was only gonna massage your feet.. She can have ya when I .. errrrrr.. Die naturally. I guess we could let her visit now and again til then.. I'll be her occasional slave.. I aint Superman.. Well.. yeah, I am, but still... Quote
Anna Perenna Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 Hey.. Wait a minute.. I was only gonna massage your feet.. She can have ya when I .. errrrrr.. Die naturally. I guess we could let her visit now and again til then.. Always read the fine print, Wez. Tut tut. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
wez Posted October 30, 2008 Author Posted October 30, 2008 Always read the fine print, Wez. Tut tut. Dammit. Stupid fine print.. Oh well.. If she's as sweet as you.. I'm in. btw.. I make the best fukking goulash evahhhhh.. Quote
Anna Perenna Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 btw.. I make the best fukking goulash evahhhhh.. Impossible! Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
wez Posted October 30, 2008 Author Posted October 30, 2008 Impossible! It's true! And simple.. mmmm I'm craving it now.. Quote
snafu Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 It's true! And simple.. mmmm I'm craving it now.. Especially now that your dinner is burnt and in the can. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
wez Posted October 30, 2008 Author Posted October 30, 2008 Especially now that your dinner is burnt and in the can. LOL.. all I've had today is a bowl of cereal.. somehow managed to eat it without killing myself.. Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 My goal in life is to become a famous artist, travel the world and visit everyone I've ever met on the internet to see what kind of people they really are in the comfort of their own homes.... Because I have a weird feeling that a lot of you are naked when you are on these forums. I also want to find a wonderful and lusty lover with an 11 inch penis who will fuk me to death, because that's the way I want to go out - "death by mind-blowing orgasm". Quote
ImWithStupid Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 My goal in life is to become a famous artist, travel the world and visit everyone I've ever met on the internet to see what kind of people they really are in the comfort of their own homes.... Because I have a weird feeling that a lot of you are naked when you are on these forums. I also want to find a wonderful and lusty lover with an 11 inch penis who will fuk me to death, because that's the way I want to go out - "death by mind-blowing orgasm". I'm never naked. I always have socks on. As far as the penis thing goes, sorry I can't help you there, I don't fold it in half for anyone. Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Thank God for the socks, man. At least you have some integrity. You won't fold it in half? Not even for me? Well you're not a very good friend at all! Boo. Hiss. Quote
Anna Perenna Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Because I have a weird feeling that a lot of you are naked when you are on these forums. By 'weird feeling' she really means 'a high-tech secret camera placed inside your home'. As far as the penis thing goes, sorry I can't help you there, I don't fold it in half for anyone. LOL. I tried to rep you, but I have to spread it around, sorry! Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
eddo Posted November 16, 2008 Posted November 16, 2008 By 'weird feeling' she really means 'a high-tech secret camera placed inside your home'. I certainly hope so! shakes ass at computer 1 Quote I'm trusted by more women.
Ahhlee Posted November 16, 2008 Posted November 16, 2008 I certainly hope so! shakes ass at computer I saw that. And I know someone who's getting a free Anal Bleaching gift certificate in his stocking this Christmas! 1 Quote
wez Posted November 16, 2008 Author Posted November 16, 2008 Anal bleaching? Looks like my greatest dream in life needs a revision.. I've always wanted to inject bleach in my ass and stare at it but never got around to those yoga classes, yet... The time has come. 1 Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 16, 2008 Posted November 16, 2008 Anal bleaching? Looks like my greatest dream in life needs a revision.. I've always wanted to inject bleach in my ass and stare at it but never got around to those yoga classes, yet... The time has come. Nothing worse than the nose-burning smell of bleach covering up the smell of sh!t. Reminds me of old people like Snaffy. 1 Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
wez Posted November 18, 2008 Author Posted November 18, 2008 My new greatest dream in life... To whup Anna Perenne's Aussie arse in at least one game of scrabble before I cash in my chips... croak... cease to breathe... come to an end... drop dead... expire... get bagged... finish the race... push up daisies... pay the debt to nature... sink into the grave... feed the worms... ride off into the sunset... cease to exist... Kick the bucket... I'm comin', Elizabeth ~ Fred G. Sanford (the G is for great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts ~ Carl Spackler) Quote
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