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LOL @ Reel Geezers.

 

But you know, we'd fight about everything. And I mean everything. I'd be pissed off on a daily basis.

 

 

How about if Hugo moved in ? He's an easy guy to please. Can you do yoga ?

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You know Anna, I don't know what the hell I was thinking.. Women outlive men and I'll be 40 this year.. Better not wait.. Lets you and I move to that beach cottage now and then your sis can move in after I'm gone ;)
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How about if Hugo moved in ? He's an easy guy to please. Can you do yoga ?

 

Focus, Sheik. Focus.

 

What's important here is Hugo's ability to please me. :)

 

You know Anna, I don't know what the hell I was thinking.. Women outlive men and I'll be 40 this year.. Better not wait.. Lets you and I move to that beach cottage now and then your sis can move in after I'm gone ;)

 

What a fabulous idea.

 

Now, pet, just a quick question before we commit - would you mind purchasing an inordinate amount of life insurance?

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What a fabulous idea.

 

Now, pet, just a quick question before we commit - would you mind purchasing an inordinate amount of life insurance?

 

 

Hell no... I'd want you and your sis to live like queens... Beaches are expensive.

 

 

Ummmmm... you'd let me die naturally though, wouldn't ya?

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Hell no... I'd want you and your sis to live like queens... Beaches are expensive.

 

Ummmmm... you'd let me die naturally though, wouldn't ya?

 

I would, but I can't vouch for my sister. :p

 

You'd better stock up on her favourites - logic puzzles and my mum's goulash.

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I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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I would, but I can't vouch for my sister. :p

 

You'd better stock up on her favourites - logic puzzles and my mum's goulash.

 

 

 

hahaha... eh... I can compromise..

 

 

She'd just need to wait til I need a bib and diapers.. ;)

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hahaha... eh... I can compromise..

 

She'd just need to wait til I need a bib and diapers.. ;)

 

Uh, hold up there ...

 

By 'die naturally' you do mean 'thrown into the sea to be devoured by sharks at the age when you can no longer massage our feet and perform your daily slave duties', right?

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Uh, hold up there ...

 

By 'die naturally' you do mean 'thrown into the sea to be devoured by sharks at the age when you can no longer massage our feet and perform your daily slave duties', right?

 

 

That's exactly what I meant.. ;)

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That's exactly what I meant.. ;)

 

In that case:

 

It's a deal :D

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Hey.. Wait a minute.. I was only gonna massage your feet.. She can have ya when I .. errrrrr.. Die naturally.

 

 

I guess we could let her visit now and again til then.. I'll be her occasional slave.. I aint Superman..

 

 

 

Well.. yeah, I am, but still... :cool:

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Hey.. Wait a minute.. I was only gonna massage your feet.. She can have ya when I .. errrrrr.. Die naturally.

 

I guess we could let her visit now and again til then..

 

Always read the fine print, Wez.

 

Tut tut. :)

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Always read the fine print, Wez.

 

Tut tut. :)

 

 

Dammit. Stupid fine print.. Oh well.. If she's as sweet as you.. I'm in. ;)

 

 

btw.. I make the best fukking goulash evahhhhh..

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btw.. I make the best fukking goulash evahhhhh..

 

Impossible!

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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It's true! And simple.. mmmm

 

I'm craving it now..

 

Especially now that your dinner is burnt and in the can. :D

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NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Especially now that your dinner is burnt and in the can. :D

 

LOL.. all I've had today is a bowl of cereal.. somehow managed to eat it without killing myself.. :D

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My goal in life is to become a famous artist, travel the world and visit everyone I've ever met on the internet to see what kind of people they really are in the comfort of their own homes....

 

Because I have a weird feeling that a lot of you are naked when you are on these forums.

 

I also want to find a wonderful and lusty lover with an 11 inch penis who will fuk me to death, because that's the way I want to go out - "death by mind-blowing orgasm".

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My goal in life is to become a famous artist, travel the world and visit everyone I've ever met on the internet to see what kind of people they really are in the comfort of their own homes....

 

Because I have a weird feeling that a lot of you are naked when you are on these forums.

 

I also want to find a wonderful and lusty lover with an 11 inch penis who will fuk me to death, because that's the way I want to go out - "death by mind-blowing orgasm".

 

I'm never naked. I always have socks on.

 

As far as the penis thing goes, sorry I can't help you there, I don't fold it in half for anyone.:D

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Thank God for the socks, man. At least you have some integrity.

 

You won't fold it in half? Not even for me? Well you're not a very good friend at all!

 

Boo. Hiss.

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Because I have a weird feeling that a lot of you are naked when you are on these forums.

 

By 'weird feeling' she really means 'a high-tech secret camera placed inside your home'.

 

As far as the penis thing goes, sorry I can't help you there, I don't fold it in half for anyone.:D

 

LOL. I tried to rep you, but I have to spread it around, sorry!

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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By 'weird feeling' she really means 'a high-tech secret camera placed inside your home'.

 

 

I certainly hope so! ;)

 

 

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I certainly hope so! ;)

 

 

shakes ass at computer

 

 

I saw that.

 

And I know someone who's getting a free Anal Bleaching gift certificate in his stocking this Christmas!

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Anal bleaching?

 

Looks like my greatest dream in life needs a revision.. I've always wanted to inject bleach in my ass and stare at it but never got around to those yoga classes, yet... The time has come.

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Anal bleaching?

 

Looks like my greatest dream in life needs a revision.. I've always wanted to inject bleach in my ass and stare at it but never got around to those yoga classes, yet... The time has come.

 

Nothing worse than the nose-burning smell of bleach covering up the smell of sh!t.

 

Reminds me of old people like Snaffy.

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To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

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My new greatest dream in life...

 

 

To whup Anna Perenne's Aussie arse in at least one game of scrabble before I cash in my chips... croak... cease to breathe... come to an end... drop dead... expire... get bagged... finish the race... push up daisies... pay the debt to nature... sink into the grave... feed the worms... ride off into the sunset... cease to exist... Kick the bucket...

 

 

 

 

 

I'm comin', Elizabeth ~ Fred G. Sanford (the G is for great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts ~ Carl Spackler)

 

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