RoyalOrleans Posted November 18, 2008 Posted November 18, 2008 My new greatest dream in life... To whup Anna Perenne's Aussie arse in at least one game of scrabble before I cash in my chips... croak... cease to breathe... come to an end... drop dead... expire... get bagged... finish the race... push up daisies... pay the debt to nature... sink into the grave... feed the worms... ride off into the sunset... cease to exist... Kick the bucket. You forgot, "just fukken die already!". Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
wez Posted November 18, 2008 Author Posted November 18, 2008 You forgot, "just fukken die already!". Your mom doesn't want me dead.. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 18, 2008 Posted November 18, 2008 Your mom doesn't want me dead.. My mother IS dead. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
wez Posted November 18, 2008 Author Posted November 18, 2008 My mother IS dead. Sorry for your loss.. truly.. Guess people shouldn't go around talking about other peoples moms.. one never knows. Sorry man.. Quote
snafu Posted November 18, 2008 Posted November 18, 2008 Everybodies dreaming about bleached asses and doing eachothers moms and here I'm dreaming of doing Valerie Bertinelli. I think I'm the only sane person here! Bunch of homo's Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Anna Perenna Posted November 18, 2008 Posted November 18, 2008 Everybodies dreaming about bleached asses and doing eachothers moms and here I'm dreaming of doing Valerie Bertinelli. I think I'm the only sane person here! Bunch of homo's Valerie Bertinelli is Wolfgang Van Halen's mum. I'm not entirely sure that makes you straight..... Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
ImWithStupid Posted November 18, 2008 Posted November 18, 2008 Valerie Bertinelli? Really? Could be worse. Snaf could have the hots for McKenzie Phillips. . . . Quote
snafu Posted November 18, 2008 Posted November 18, 2008 Valerie Bertinelli? Really? Oh yeah. I was always jealous of Eddie. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
wez Posted November 18, 2008 Author Posted November 18, 2008 doing eachothers moms Seems to me the only one wanting to do everyones mum around here is RO.. Eh.. I don't mind.. RO wants to do everyone, period.. He has a cokk, therefore, he is. Some guys brains are in the head below the belt.. no big whoop. RO has a weapon RO has a gun, one is for fighting, both are for fun ~ wez Hahahaha.. don't kill me dude.. just cause I say it, doesn't make true.. right? And how would that make him a homo? My mums a woman... Sayin' my mums a man! Please explain.. Snafs mum wears army boots... So according to snaf a divorced woman or a single mum with children are untouchable? Woe are they... What about men with kids? Celibate city? Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Everybodies dreaming about bleached asses and doing eachothers moms and here I'm dreaming of doing Valerie Bertinelli. I think I'm the only sane person here! Bunch of homo's snafu and Valerie Bert-n-Ernie sitting in a tree..... (I'm sure eddo will be the only one to catch the reference, but what the hell. I'll say it anyway.) Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Everybodies dreaming about bleached asses and doing eachothers moms and here I'm dreaming of doing Valerie Bertinelli. I think I'm the only sane person here! Bunch of homo's I'd drill ol' Val in the butt. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Seems to me the only one wanting to do everyones mum around here is RO.. Eh.. I don't mind.. RO wants to do everyone, period.. He has a cokk, therefore, he is. Some guys brains are in the head below the belt.. no big whoop. I draw the line at fat chicks. RO has a weapon RO has a gun' date=' one is for fighting, both are for fun ~ wez[/i"'] Wez is a sonofab!tch! Got the blue balls, crabs, and the seven year itch! - Old Cherokee Proverb Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
wez Posted November 19, 2008 Author Posted November 19, 2008 I draw the line at fat chicks. Bigot Wez is a sonofab!tch! Got the blue balls, crabs, and the seven year itch! - Old Cherokee Proverb So? ~ wez Quote
ImWithStupid Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 I draw the line at fat chicks. [attach=full]2114[/attach] 1 Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 No fat chicks? And with that my two minute love affair with RO comes to a screeching halt. I'm sure it's for the best. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Bigot If I'm a bigot for loathing disgusting fat bodies, then I'm a bigot. Yeah... I hate fat Mexicans and Negroes, too. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 [attach=full]2115[/attach] They need an exercise routine. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 No fat chicks? And with that my two minute love affair with RO comes to a screeching halt. I'm sure it's for the best. Terribly sorry to shatter your crush on me, Ali. It is for the best, I'd only break your heart later on and move on to a better looking or sluttier woman. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
emkay64 Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 I wear army boots. Does that make me mannish? Not that i care...just askin? Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Terribly sorry to shatter your crush on me, Ali. It is for the best, I'd only break your heart later on and move on to a better looking or sluttier woman. Better looking? Possibly. Sluttier? I doubt it. 1 Quote
Old Salt Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 I wear army boots. Does that make me mannish? Not that i care...just askin?Depends on what you wear them with. Could be very stylish. Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 I wear army boots. Does that make me mannish? Not that i care...just askin? You mannishness can be quickly eliminated with a little self-control. Clearly you need a man to guide you, counsel you and teach you how to curb your male tendancies. I'm confident that with a strict and fool-proof "man away" program, you'll stop wearing army boots, farting in public, burping the alphabet at social functions and become a slutty, big breasted, and incredibly needy woman in no time! Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Better looking? Possibly. Sluttier? I doubt it. Well.... how about all that now. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
emkay64 Posted November 19, 2008 Posted November 19, 2008 Thanks Ali. Do you know of a good counselor? Quote
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