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You mannishness can be quickly eliminated with a little self-control. Clearly you need a man to guide you, counsel you and teach you how to curb your male tendancies. I'm confident that with a strict and fool-proof "man away" program, you'll stop wearing army boots, farting in public, burping the alphabet at social functions and become a slutty, big breasted, and incredibly needy woman in no time!

 

I told her the EXACT same thing last week!

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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What if i like my army boots and my small boobs? Is co-dependency sexy? I have much to learn....

 

The army boots may be overlooked if you're willing to swallow, but don't quote me on that.

 

Small boobs are unacceptable and your self esteem should be suffering because of them. You should feel terrible for accepting what nature gave you.

 

Co-dependency IS sexy! Nothing turns a man on more than a bitching, complaining, demanding woman so long as she has blonde hair, long red fingernails, huge tits and a bleached anus.

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Terribly sorry to shatter your crush on me, Ali. It is for the best, I'd only break your heart later on and move on to a better looking or sluttier woman.

 

I guess this means we'll have to cancel our tryst at Mille Lacs. Playing the slots at the Grand Casino just won't be the same without you.

 

It looks like we're going to have to play naked Scrabble alone again, emkay.

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I do swallow, I don't have a gag reflex and I have long blond hair.....but that's it. I should feel crappier about myself, but I don't...I need help. Someone show me the way.
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I do swallow, I don't have a gag reflex and I have long blond hair.....but that's it. I should feel crappier about myself, but I don't...I need help. Someone show me the way.

 

You do have that cyclopse-hump thing to feel crappy about.

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No fat chicks?

 

And with that my two minute love affair with RO comes to a screeching halt.

 

I'm sure it's for the best.

 

Stop it, Ali. How many times do I have to tell you?

 

You're not fat: you're PHAT

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

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I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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I guess this means we'll have to cancel our tryst at Mille Lacs. Playing the slots at the Grand Casino just won't be the same without you.

 

It looks like we're going to have to play naked Scrabble alone again, emkay.

 

Why must you jump to conclussions?

 

I bought nonrefundable tickets! So please give me a good reason to meet you at Mille Lacs rather than just hanging out in the city.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I do swallow, I don't have a gag reflex and I have long blond hair.....but that's it. I should feel crappier about myself, but I don't...I need help. Someone show me the way.

 

Alright! I'll show you the way.

 

Put on your boots and meet me down at the swimming hole.

 

Dr. Neal Down is in...

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Why must you jump to conclussions?

 

I bought nonrefundable tickets! So please give me a good reason to meet you at Mille Lacs rather than just hanging out in the city.

 

I'm slutty and kinky, are those good reasons?

 

Because if they aren't, I got nuthin'.

 

Oh, and emkay wanted to join me in a weekend of fun at Mille Lacs so it would be like a twofer situation which is always a good bet if you're a gambling man. And I'm guessing if you've been to the Grand Casino, you are a gambling man indeed.

 

(Though to be perfectly honest, if I had non-refundable tickets to go somewhere I'd head to Vegas...not MN in the dead of winter.)

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you and everyone else who has met me.

 

 

;)

 

Can you play a guitar and were you banging Valari? I didn't think so. :cool:

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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I'm slutty and kinky, are those good reasons?

 

Damn good reasons!

 

Oh, and emkay wanted to join me in a weekend of fun at Mille Lacs so it would be like a twofer situation which is always a good bet if you're a gambling man. And I'm guessing if you've been to the Grand Casino, you are a gambling man indeed.

 

I like the safe bet. So... make sure the facility in which we will be staying has an emergency exit.

 

(Though to be perfectly honest, if I had non-refundable tickets to go somewhere I'd head to Vegas...not MN in the dead of winter.)

 

Yeah... I bought them off of a wooden indian.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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I like the safe bet. So... make sure the facility in which we will be staying has an emergency exit.

 

Not only will it have an emergency exit, but I'll make sure our backs are against the wall at all times. I'll also protect you with my street wise ingenuity, concealed weapon and immense girth if anyone tries to mess with you.

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Not only will it have an emergency exit, but I'll make sure our backs are against the wall at all times. I'll also protect you with my street wise ingenuity, concealed weapon and immense girth if anyone tries to mess with you.

 

Street wise? I didn't realize you guys had streets there. I thought, dirt or gravel road wise maybe.:D

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Street wise? I didn't realize you guys had streets there. I thought, dirt or gravel road wise maybe.:D

 

I may come from a mostly dirt road town with no traffic lights (it's true!) and a Mayberry type "town square" but I've learned many a survival technique battling drunk rednecks and crabby old Baptist ladies on a daily basis.

 

It's a thug life, man. Thug life.

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I may come from a mostly dirt road town with no traffic lights (it's true!) and a Mayberry type "town square" but I've learned many a survival technique battling drunk rednecks and crabby old Baptist ladies on a daily basis.

 

It's a thug life, man. Thug life.

 

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Not only will it have an emergency exit, but I'll make sure our backs are against the wall at all times. I'll also protect you with my street wise ingenuity, concealed weapon and immense girth if anyone tries to mess with you.

 

Honeychild, believe me, that doesn't give me a warm fuzzy.

 

Sense of security is holding a blunt instrument.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Honeychild, believe me, that doesn't give me a warm fuzzy.

 

Sense of security is holding a blunt instrument.

 

I'm sorry. I'll let you be the man and protect me from the hoards of chain smoking old ladies who are trying to steal my favorite slot machine.

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I'm sorry. I'll let you be the man and protect me from the hoards of chain smoking old ladies who are trying to steal my favorite slot machine.

 

GRRR... lousy, welching old crones!

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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GRRR... lousy, welching old crones!

 

Crazy memory from Grand Casino:

 

My ex and I couldn't go home for Thanksgiving so we went up to the Grand Casino for something to do after we'd had our turkey dinner. As we were sitting in the lounge, I overheard a gravely voiced old woman talking about how she was waiting for her son to bring his wife and kids to the casino at 6pm so she could treat them all to the Thanksgiving buffet.

 

What self-respecting grandmother doesn't stay home on Thanksgiving day and slave away making homemade goodies for her grandchildren?

 

It was quite sad.

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What self-respecting grandmother doesn't stay home on Thanksgiving day and slave away making homemade goodies for her grandchildren?

 

It was quite sad.

 

The gambling kind. It's a fukken disease.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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