ImWithStupid Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 Why do you reek of elderberries and fantasize of beating people with blunt instruments? For most, it isn't a fantasy of beating "people", with blunt instruments. Just a wez. 1 Quote
wez Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 For most, it isn't a fantasy of beating "people", with blunt instruments. Just a wez. Great... Now I gotta sink into a delusional state of paranoia with my windows blackened out and a swiss army knife taped to my hand.. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you. ~ Kurt Cobain Just because they're after me doesn't mean I'm paranoid. ~ wez btw.. sorry Anna.. Happy birthday next year! I don't need the only person on Earth that doesn't want to beat me with a blunt instrument changing her mind.. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 Why do you reek of elderberries and fantasize of beating people with blunt instruments? Yo mama... 1 Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 For most, it isn't a fantasy of beating "people", with blunt instruments. Just a wez. He knows what will happen if our paths ever cross. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
emkay64 Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 He knows what will happen if our paths ever cross. You guys would get a long like peas and carrots 1 Quote
wez Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 He knows what will happen if our paths ever cross. What's that? You'll beat me within an inch of my life with a blunt instrument for no reason whatsoever and I'll get to go to the hospital where you'll pay for my opiods? yay me Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 What's that? You'll beat me within an inch of my life with a blunt instrument for no reason whatsoever and I'll get to go to the hospital where you'll pay for my opiods? yay me Throw in mental anguish and you've got a deal! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Anna Perenna Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 Why does everything have to revolve around you? In my birthday thread, I reserve the right to enforce that all posts be about wishing me a Happy Birthday. As for the rest of the posts after the one I just quoted - fukk all y'all. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
wez Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 - fukk all y'all. You know I'd love to, but things are kinda busy right now with school and stuff.. Be free for a month over Dec. into Jan. though.. .. Always wanted to visit Aussie.. Happy B - Day!! Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Oh man, I am REALLY late to the party. For my punishment, I will force myself to drink an entire bottle of very good wine in your honor and drunkenly sing "Happy Birthday to You" before I pass out cold. Happy Birthday, you wicked witted Aussie! Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 In my birthday thread, I reserve the right to enforce that all posts be about wishing me a Happy Birthday. As for the rest of the posts after the one I just quoted - fukk all y'all. Uhhh... you didn't start the thread. And if I didn't post it before, here it is; happy fukken birthday. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
wez Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Uhhh... you didn't start the thread. And if I didn't post it before, here it is; happy fukken birthday. Shut the hell up before I make you beat me up.. Happy B day Anna! Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Shut the hell up before I make you beat me up.. Happy B day Anna! And then I would have to become the resident sh!theel while you convalesce? No thank you. Enough people hate me already. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ImWithStupid Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 And then I would have to become the resident sh!theel while you convalesce? No thank you. Enough people hate me already. Nothing gay or anything, but for what it's worth, I love ya both. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Nothing gay or anything, but for what it's worth, I love ya both. Right...? And my pecker didn't just perk up either. Heh heh heh heh... Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ImWithStupid Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Right...? And my pecker didn't just perk up either. Heh heh heh heh... No, really. I'm counting on wez's tent on Mars and you to have some sensible conversation when we move there. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 No, really. I'm counting on wez's tent on Mars and you to have some sensible conversation when we move there. Uhh... Wez is going to Jupiter to get more stupider. I'm going to Mars to get more candy bars. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
wez Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Uhh... Wez is going to Jupiter to get more stupider. I'm going to Mars to get more candy bars. I thought you were going to Venus to play with your penis? Happy B day Anna! Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 You should all just go to Uranus. It seems appropriate. 1 Quote
Anna Perenna Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 You should all just go to Uranus. It seems appropriate. Agreed! And they can all send me a proper birthday card from there because - with thanks and all due respect to my hero Hugo and other kindly posters aside - this is the worst birthday thread ever. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
wez Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Agreed! And they can all send me a proper birthday card from there because - with thanks and all due respect to my hero Hugo and other kindly posters aside - this is the worst birthday thread ever. Awwww dammit.. If ya want me to make RO beat me w/in an inch of my life, just say the word, birthday girl. I still owe ya a gift. Plus, I could use some good opiates.. win/win! Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 You should all just go to Uranus. It seems appropriate. Whose anus? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 I thought you were going to Venus to play with your penis? Happy B day Anna! I go to your mom's house for that. - Happy Birthday Anna! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
hugo Posted November 15, 2008 Author Posted November 15, 2008 Agreed! And they can all send me a proper birthday card from there because - with thanks and all due respect to my hero Hugo and other kindly posters aside - this is the worst birthday thread ever. I've filled my canoe with Budweiser and vienna sausages and plugged up the holes. I'm gettin' ready to paddle to Australia. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
Ahhlee Posted November 16, 2008 Posted November 16, 2008 I've filled my canoe with Budweiser and vienna sausages and plugged up the holes. I'm gettin' ready to paddle to Australia. hugo, I swear to God if you start collecting Koala pelts I'll hunt you down and beat you senseless. Quote
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