Guest Onideus Mad Hatter Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 16:49:43 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> wrote: >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote: >> On Sat, 8 Nov 2008 04:44:50 +0100 (CET), evul >> <evul@NOSPAMexilenet.org> wrote: >> >>>> Since I'm not a sex crazed retard and too much of a gentleman I >>>> wouldn't let that happen regardless. >> >>> LOL!! >> >> LOL!! It's funny because you have 7 different STDs! Either that or >> you're still a virgin. Virgins always have this crazy, insane view of >> sex, like it's some incredible holy grail, some life altering, >> monumental experience that can compare to no other and that unless you >> act like you're constantly having/wanting/craving sex then there >> MUST be something wrong with you. >> >> The truth is, sex isn't even remotely the magical fucking holy grail >> of your entire life's pursuit that you imagine it to be. It's just >> sex, it's really not that incredible, > >Sa<DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS> nods -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're saying, so much as what they're saying it for." "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do." "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, ) Quote
Guest Onideus Mad Hatter Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 16:45:37 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> wrote: >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote: >> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 08:37:56 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> >> wrote: >> >>> On Sat, 08 Nov 2008 02:30:43 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with >>> the following claims : >>> >>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye surly porpentine, what's the matter you >>>> dissentious rogue that, rubbing the poor itch of your opinion, make >>>> yourself a scab?, ye denounced: >>>> >>>>> On Mon, 3 Nov 2008 00:16:18 +0100 (CET), evul >>>>> <evul@NOSPAMexilenet.org> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> ["Followup-To:" header set to alt.hackers.malicious.] >>>>>> On 2008-11-02, Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> >>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>> On Sun, 2 Nov 2008 15:57:25 +0000 (UTC), Tim Weaver >>>>>>> <tmw99999@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 07:59:28 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter >>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Nov 2008 08:55:48 -0500, FrozenNorth >>>>>>>>>> <frozennorth123@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Look, I don't really think I can say this in any nice way so I'll >>>>>>>>>>>> just >>>>>>>>>>>> come out and say it...I'm not an adult baby nor am I particularily >>>>>>>>>>>> attracted to women in diapers...and especially the fuck not to some >>>>>>>>>>>> random fuckin stranger who is not even remotely in my age bracket. >>>>>>>>>>>> So >>>>>>>>>>>> I swear to your God, the next one of you I see in Wal Mart pacing >>>>>>>>>>>> back >>>>>>>>>>>> and forth on whatever aisle I happen to be on, tryin to "show off" >>>>>>>>>>>> yer >>>>>>>>>>>> overly diapered ass in a pair of near see through white >>>>>>>>>>>> pants...yeah, >>>>>>>>>>>> I'm gonna take pictures...and I'm gonna plaster them all the fuck >>>>>>>>>>>> across the web...so stop it, okay, I'm not interested and I'm >>>>>>>>>>>> especially not interested in anyone who would try and attract >>>>>>>>>>>> someone >>>>>>>>>>>> in such an overtly kooky manner. That's not to say I would be >>>>>>>>>>>> completely opposed to dating an adult baby girl, just that there >>>>>>>>>>>> are >>>>>>>>>>>> right ways to go about courting someone and then there are wrong >>>>>>>>>>>> ways...and as far as my experience even in the adult baby community >>>>>>>>>>>> that's considered the WRONG fucking way. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> So what you are basically saying is, some 60 year old woman with a >>>>>>>> bladder >>>>>>>>>>> control problem in Walla Walla went to Wal Mart wearing her Depends, >>>>>>>>>>> and >>>>>>>>>>> you thought she was hitting on you. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA >>>>>>>>>> Try 40, wearing Abena's, which only an adult baby would know about >>>>>>>>>> since it's an adult diaper catered directly to adult baby interests >>>>>>>>>> and not something you can buy in most stores. Also normal people with >>>>>>>>>> bladder problems probably wouldn't go out of their way to expose the >>>>>>>>>> fact that they're wearing diapers, to the point of having the top of >>>>>>>>>> said diaper poking out above your pants and wearing near paper thin, >>>>>>>> pretty >>>>>>>>>> much see-thru white pants. And did I mention the pacing? I mean >>>>>>>>>> aisle 7 >>>>>>>>>> is ~really~ not all that interesting, trust me on this. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Of course, that was just ONE of the occasions. There's been quite a >>>>>>>>>> number of others. Some of them are pretty obvious pranksters, like >>>>>>>>>> this one group of girls who couldn't have been older than 17 who were >>>>>>>>>> wandering around the store openly talking about how the one girl had >>>>>>>>>> to wear "protection" for her "problem" while carting around some very >>>>>>>>>> large packages of Depends. I don't think that was related to me so >>>>>>>>>> much as just typical teenage prankster behavior and I'm perfectly okay >>>>>>>>>> with that, so long as you don't do something completely fuckin stupid >>>>>>>>>> like shout swear words over the intercom. Keep in mind though that >>>>>>>>>> you might get kicked out if you manage to sufficiently piss off one of >>>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>> managers, some of whom have ~very~ little patience. >>>>>>>>> Here's some good visuals for ya (ripped off Google): >>>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_1.jpg >>>>>>>>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Usenet/Diaper_Compare_2.jpg >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> The Abri one is the Abena diaper, I knew that's what she was wearing >>>>>>>>> because of the great big green stripes goin across it. As thick as it >>>>>>>>> looks in that picture though she must have been wearing at ~least~ >>>>>>>>> three of them...either that or she's got serious bubble ass syndrome. >>>>>>>>> If I see her again I'll take some pics with my cell phone. >>>>>>>> You really know a lot about diapers. I'm impressed. >>>>>>> I know a lot about everything, actually. >>>>>> Except on how to get your chick neked on the first date. >>>>> Since I'm not a sex crazed retard and too much of a gentleman >>>> Illiterate Autoflame Grade: A- >>>> >>>>> I >>>>> wouldn't let that happen regardless. Maybe you enjoy sleeping around >>>>> with the first lopsided cunt that comes your way, but some of us have >>>>> standards. >>>> Translation: He only has sex with himself. >>> When he's rolling around in his diaper it feels like somwon else.... >>> >>> BUT ITS JUST THE WARM POO!!!!111111!!!!! >> >> You sick fuck jobs really do need to stop projecting your ass >> fantasies on me. >> >I h<DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS> How many cocks to do you suck in a day? -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're saying, so much as what they're saying it for." "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do." "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, ) Quote
Guest ???hw?f Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:57:58 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter aided th' terraists with the following claims : > > How many cocks to do you suck in a day? > None. So it should be an easy benchmark for you to top, sLaVe-tO-wAlLmArT. -- "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire http://i35.tinypic.com/2czc1ua.jpg Quote
Guest ???hw?f Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:57:20 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter aided th' terraists with the following claims : REDACTED How you like them apples, cArT pUsHeR? -- "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire http://i35.tinypic.com/2czc1ua.jpg Quote
Guest Onideus Mad Hatter Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 09:09:20 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> wrote: >On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:57:20 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter aided th' terraists >with the following claims : > >R<DISREGARD THAT I STILL SUCK COCKS> nods -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're saying, so much as what they're saying it for." "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do." "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, ) Quote
Guest Onideus Mad Hatter Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 09:09:20 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com> wrote: >On Sun, 09 Nov 2008 05:57:58 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter aided th' terraists >with the following claims : >> >> How many cocks to do you suck in a day? >> > >No<DISREGARD THAT I STILL SUCK COCKS> nods -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're saying, so much as what they're saying it for." "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do." "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, ) Quote
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