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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:424F577D.1E660EBC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> >

> >

> > nemo wrote:

> >

> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> > > news:424D037A.92E3F141@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> > > >

> > > > Dreamer: Ocean of fantasies.

> > > >

> > > > Dreaming: Chinese vase of fantasies.

> > > >

> > > > Fanti-sea: Ocean of dreams.

> > > >

> > >

> > > 1/4 puns? OK.

> > >

> > > Does a confectioner who only sells sweets by the half-pound give

> no

> quarter?

> > >

> > > Quarterstaff: Workers after a very nasty accident.

> > >

> > > Hindquarters: Rooms for a female red deer.

> > >

> > > Headquarters: What you sometimes see when you look a contortionist

> in

> the

> > > face.

> > >

> > > Quartermaster: Hotel manager.

> >

> > Quarter Horse: 1/4th of an equine.

> >

> If you're allergic to those, you can get a hacking cough!

>

> Small gangster horse: Shetland Alcaponey!

 

Melloncollie: A fruit dog.

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:49153740.A2399AF7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

>

> nemo wrote:

>

> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> > news:424F577D.1E660EBC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> > >

> > >

> > > nemo wrote:

> > >

> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> > > > news:424D037A.92E3F141@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> > > > >

> > > > > Dreamer: Ocean of fantasies.

> > > > >

> > > > > Dreaming: Chinese vase of fantasies.

> > > > >

> > > > > Fanti-sea: Ocean of dreams.

> > > > >

> > > >

> > > > 1/4 puns? OK.

> > > >

> > > > Does a confectioner who only sells sweets by the half-pound give

> > no

> > quarter?

> > > >

> > > > Quarterstaff: Workers after a very nasty accident.

> > > >

> > > > Hindquarters: Rooms for a female red deer.

> > > >

> > > > Headquarters: What you sometimes see when you look a contortionist

> > in

> > the

> > > > face.

> > > >

> > > > Quartermaster: Hotel manager.

> > >

> > > Quarter Horse: 1/4th of an equine.

> > >

> > If you're allergic to those, you can get a hacking cough!

> >

> > Small gangster horse: Shetland Alcaponey!

>

> Melloncollie: A fruit dog.

 

Melloncauliflower: A fruit, veg and botanical dog.

Guest Daniel Sindell
Posted

Let's count the Presidents, instead

(will not be as boring)

 

List something funny about each President:

 

I'll Start:

 

 

George Washington: Hated Cherry Trees

 

John Adams: Too much powder in his wig.

 

Thomas Jefferson: Though Lewis & Clark was a comedy act.

 

James Madison: His wife Dolly made too many cheap cakes

 

 

etc.

 

 

(Join in! This is fun!)

 

 

-Daniel

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:58:55 -0000, nemo <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

>

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:49153740.A2399AF7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

>>

>> nemo wrote:

>>

>> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

>> > news:424F577D.1E660EBC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

>> > >

>> > >

>> > > nemo wrote:

>> > >

>> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

>> > > > news:424D037A.92E3F141@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

>> > > > >

>> > > > > Dreamer: Ocean of fantasies.

>> > > > >

>> > > > > Dreaming: Chinese vase of fantasies.

>> > > > >

>> > > > > Fanti-sea: Ocean of dreams.

>> > > > >

>> > > >

>> > > > 1/4 puns? OK.

>> > > >

>> > > > Does a confectioner who only sells sweets by the half-pound give

>> > no

>> > quarter?

>> > > >

>> > > > Quarterstaff: Workers after a very nasty accident.

>> > > >

>> > > > Hindquarters: Rooms for a female red deer.

>> > > >

>> > > > Headquarters: What you sometimes see when you look a contortionist

>> > in

>> > the

>> > > > face.

>> > > >

>> > > > Quartermaster: Hotel manager.

>> > >

>> > > Quarter Horse: 1/4th of an equine.

>> > >

>> > If you're allergic to those, you can get a hacking cough!

>> >

>> > Small gangster horse: Shetland Alcaponey!

>>

>> Melloncollie: A fruit dog.

>

> Melloncauliflower: A fruit, veg and botanical dog.

>

>

 

 

 

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Posted

On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

> Let's count the Presidents, instead

> (will not be as boring)

>

> List something funny about each President:

>

> I'll Start

 

plonk

 

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

 

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

 

mp 10

 

mhm 29x13

 

Decorum, after all, was a more subtle and ultimately more

satisfactory weapon than high feelings and improper conduct.

 

< Vance

Guest Sir F. A. Rien
Posted

"Daniel Sindell" <danas@cablelynx.com> found these unused words:

>Let's count the Presidents, instead

>(will not be as boring)

>

>List something funny about each President:

>

>I'll Start:

>

>

>George Washington: Hated Cherry Trees

>

>John Adams: Too much powder in his wig.

>

>Thomas Jefferson: Though Lewis & Clark was a comedy act.

>

>James Madison: His wife Dolly made too many cheap cakes

>

>

>etc.

>

>

>(Join in! This is fun!)

>

>

Nope! - Unintended ...

Guest Sir F. A. Rien
Posted

mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> found these unused words:

>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>

>> Let's count the Presidents, instead

>> (will not be as boring)

>>

>> List something funny about each President:

>>

>> I'll Start

>

> plonk

 

from Pmoeroy's Whine Bar ???

Guest rjrobbins1936@att.net
Posted
Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater
Posted

<rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message

news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...

> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

>

>

 

JFK learned to dislike convertables

Guest Sir F. A. Rien
Posted

<rjrobbins1936@att.net> found these unused words:

>Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

Perhaps Inspecto Clouseau could have acted in the Booth case, but it was, A

Shot In The Dark.

Guest Sir F. A. Rien
Posted

"Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> found these unused words:

>

><rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message

>news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...

>> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

>>

>>

>

>JFK learned to dislike convertables

>

What's a conver table?

Guest danielsindell444@gmail.com
Posted

On Nov 21, 8:58 pm, Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote:

> mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> found these unused words:

>

> >On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>

> >> Let's count the Presidents, instead

James Monroe: "North and South America are MINE!" (Monroe

Doctrine)

 

John Quincy Adams: Like his dad, he was a blah! blah! (boring)

President

 

Andrew Jackson: Andy Jackson the Jackass (symbol for the Democratic

Party)

 

Martin Van Buren: Dig those lamb-chop whiskers on his face!

 

William Henry Harrison: His Inaguration Speech was so boring, old

General Bill dropped dead!

 

-Daniel

 

 

 

 

 

 

> >> (will not be as boring)

>

> >> List something funny about each President:

>

> >> I'll Start

>

> > plonk

>

> from Pmoeroy's Whine Bar ???

Guest Daniel Sindell
Posted

John Tyler- First Veep to steal the Presidency.

 

James K Polk- "Remember the Alamo!" (If Mr. Polk was divorced,

he would say, "Remember the Alimony!)

 

Zachary Taylor- Too much cold milk after eating ray cherries (Croak!)

He should have asked George Washington about cherries!

 

Millard Fillmore- Who can pronounce this dude's name???

 

Franklin Pierce- He pierced the Union by making Jefferson Davis his

Secretary of State.

 

James Buchanan- Good ol' boy from Pennsylvania- never married- was Jim

gay???

 

-Daniel

 

 

 

 

 

On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:06:03 -0000, <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote:

> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

>

>

 

 

 

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Posted

>mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> found these unused words:

>

>>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>>

>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead

>>> (will not be as boring)

>>>

>>> List something funny about each President:

>>>

>>> I'll Start

>>

>> plonk

>

>from Pmoeroy's Whine Bar ???

 

Heh, heh...

 

No joking with SWMBO.

Posted

>Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

>

 

 

Aw, shoot!

Posted

><rjrobbins1936@att.net> found these unused words:

>

>>Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

>Perhaps Inspecto Clouseau could have acted in the Booth case, but it was, A

>Shot In The Dark.

 

Nah, too busy looking for a Pink Panther.

Posted

After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

"mimus" actually had to say:

>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>

>> Let's count the Presidents, instead

>> (will not be as boring)

>>

>> List something funny about each President:

>>

>> I'll Start

>

> plonk

 

What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

 

--

[None]

Guest Tim Weaver
Posted

Wavy G wrote:

> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

> "mimus" actually had to say:

>

>>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>>

>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead

>>> (will not be as boring)

>>>

>>> List something funny about each President:

>>>

>>> I'll Start

>>

>> plonk

>

> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

 

I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk .

--

Tim Weaver

 

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

 

- Gene Spafford, 1992

Posted

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

> "mimus" actually had to say:

>

>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>>

>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead

>>> (will not be as boring)

>>>

>>> List something funny about each President:

>>>

>>> I'll Start

>>

>> plonk

>

> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

 

plonk

 

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

 

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

 

mp 10

 

mhm 29x13

 

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

 

< _The Einstein Intersection_

Guest Tim Weaver
Posted

mimus wrote:

> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

>

>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>> "mimus" actually had to say:

>>

>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>>>

>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead

>>>> (will not be as boring)

>>>>

>>>> List something funny about each President:

>>>>

>>>> I'll Start

>>>

>>> plonk

>>

>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

>

> plonk

 

A yet more abrupt plonk . And not just a plonk , but a plonk . Man,

it's gittin' ugly in here.

--

Tim Weaver

 

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

 

- Gene Spafford, 1992

Posted

After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

"Tim Weaver" actually had to say:

>Wavy G wrote:

>

>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>> "mimus" actually had to say:

>>

>>>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>>>

>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead

>>>> (will not be as boring)

>>>>

>>>> List something funny about each President:

>>>>

>>>> I'll Start

>>>

>>> plonk

>>

>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

>

>I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk .

 

I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. Sniff

Our Mimus has changed.

 

--

[None]

Guest Tim Weaver
Posted

Wavy G wrote:

> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

> "Tim Weaver" actually had to say:

>

>>Wavy G wrote:

>>

>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>>> "mimus" actually had to say:

>>>

>>>>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead

>>>>> (will not be as boring)

>>>>>

>>>>> List something funny about each President:

>>>>>

>>>>> I'll Start

>>>>

>>>> plonk

>>>

>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

>>

>>I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk .

>

> I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. Sniff

> Our Mimus has changed.

 

I believe mimus is suffering from a nasty case of Snow Madness.

--

Tim Weaver

 

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,

difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-

boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

 

- Gene Spafford, 1992

Guest Sir F. A. Rien
Posted

"Daniel Sindell" <danas@cablelynx.com> found these unused words:

>John Tyler- First Veep to steal the Presidency.

>

>James K Polk- "Remember the Alamo!" (If Mr. Polk was divorced,

>he would say, "Remember the Alimony!)

>

>Zachary Taylor- Too much cold milk after eating ray cherries (Croak!)

>He should have asked George Washington about cherries!

>

>Millard Fillmore- Who can pronounce this dude's name???

>

>Franklin Pierce- He pierced the Union by making Jefferson Davis his

>Secretary of State.

>

>James Buchanan- Good ol' boy from Pennsylvania- never married- was Jim

>gay???

>

>-Daniel

>

>

>

>

>

>On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:06:03 -0000, <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote:

>

>> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

>>

>>

Bill Clinton, "They're mine, all mine"

BamBam, "Imam pig's eye!"

Guest Sir F. A. Rien
Posted

Nobody <jock@soccer.com> found these unused words:

>>Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

>>

>

>

>Aw, shoot!

 

That's just Taft love ...

Guest Sir F. A. Rien
Posted

mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> found these unused words:

>On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

>

>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>> "mimus" actually had to say:

 

Bored a new hole in yer skull?

 

>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>>>

>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead

>>>> (will not be as boring)

>>>>

>>>> List something funny about each President:

>>>>

>>>> I'll Start

>>>

>>> plonk

>>

>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

>

> plonk

Posted

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:34:59 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

> Wavy G wrote:

>

>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>> "Tim Weaver" actually had to say:

>>

>>> Wavy G wrote:

>>>

>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>>>> "mimus" actually had to say:

>>>>

>>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead

>>>>>> (will not be as boring)

>>>>>>

>>>>>> List something funny about each President:

>>>>>>

>>>>>> I'll Start

>>>>>

>>>>> plonk

>>>>

>>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

>>>

>>> I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk .

>>

>> I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. Sniff

>> Our Mimus has changed.

>

> I believe mimus is suffering from a nasty case of Snow Madness.

 

Anything that even resembles a Brueningian flood gets scragged.

 

It's the Noo Wye.

 

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

 

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

 

mp 10

 

mhm 29x13

 

"You are either insane or a fool."

"I am a sanitary inspector."

 

< _Maske: Thaery_

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