Guest Tim Bruening Posted November 8, 2008 Posted November 8, 2008 nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:424F577D.1E660EBC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:424D037A.92E3F141@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > Dreamer: Ocean of fantasies. > > > > > > > > Dreaming: Chinese vase of fantasies. > > > > > > > > Fanti-sea: Ocean of dreams. > > > > > > > > > > 1/4 puns? OK. > > > > > > Does a confectioner who only sells sweets by the half-pound give > no > quarter? > > > > > > Quarterstaff: Workers after a very nasty accident. > > > > > > Hindquarters: Rooms for a female red deer. > > > > > > Headquarters: What you sometimes see when you look a contortionist > in > the > > > face. > > > > > > Quartermaster: Hotel manager. > > > > Quarter Horse: 1/4th of an equine. > > > If you're allergic to those, you can get a hacking cough! > > Small gangster horse: Shetland Alcaponey! Melloncollie: A fruit dog. Quote
Guest nemo Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:49153740.A2399AF7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > nemo wrote: > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:424F577D.1E660EBC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > news:424D037A.92E3F141@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > Dreamer: Ocean of fantasies. > > > > > > > > > > Dreaming: Chinese vase of fantasies. > > > > > > > > > > Fanti-sea: Ocean of dreams. > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1/4 puns? OK. > > > > > > > > Does a confectioner who only sells sweets by the half-pound give > > no > > quarter? > > > > > > > > Quarterstaff: Workers after a very nasty accident. > > > > > > > > Hindquarters: Rooms for a female red deer. > > > > > > > > Headquarters: What you sometimes see when you look a contortionist > > in > > the > > > > face. > > > > > > > > Quartermaster: Hotel manager. > > > > > > Quarter Horse: 1/4th of an equine. > > > > > If you're allergic to those, you can get a hacking cough! > > > > Small gangster horse: Shetland Alcaponey! > > Melloncollie: A fruit dog. Melloncauliflower: A fruit, veg and botanical dog. Quote
Guest Daniel Sindell Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Let's count the Presidents, instead (will not be as boring) List something funny about each President: I'll Start: George Washington: Hated Cherry Trees John Adams: Too much powder in his wig. Thomas Jefferson: Though Lewis & Clark was a comedy act. James Madison: His wife Dolly made too many cheap cakes etc. (Join in! This is fun!) -Daniel On Thu, 20 Nov 2008 11:58:55 -0000, nemo <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote: > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:49153740.A2399AF7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... >> >> nemo wrote: >> >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message >> > news:424F577D.1E660EBC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... >> > > >> > > >> > > nemo wrote: >> > > >> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message >> > > > news:424D037A.92E3F141@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... >> > > > > >> > > > > Dreamer: Ocean of fantasies. >> > > > > >> > > > > Dreaming: Chinese vase of fantasies. >> > > > > >> > > > > Fanti-sea: Ocean of dreams. >> > > > > >> > > > >> > > > 1/4 puns? OK. >> > > > >> > > > Does a confectioner who only sells sweets by the half-pound give >> > no >> > quarter? >> > > > >> > > > Quarterstaff: Workers after a very nasty accident. >> > > > >> > > > Hindquarters: Rooms for a female red deer. >> > > > >> > > > Headquarters: What you sometimes see when you look a contortionist >> > in >> > the >> > > > face. >> > > > >> > > > Quartermaster: Hotel manager. >> > > >> > > Quarter Horse: 1/4th of an equine. >> > > >> > If you're allergic to those, you can get a hacking cough! >> > >> > Small gangster horse: Shetland Alcaponey! >> >> Melloncollie: A fruit dog. > > Melloncauliflower: A fruit, veg and botanical dog. > > -- Using Opera's revolutionary e-mail client: http://www.opera.com/mail/ Quote
Guest mimus Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: > Let's count the Presidents, instead > (will not be as boring) > > List something funny about each President: > > I'll Start plonk -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Decorum, after all, was a more subtle and ultimately more satisfactory weapon than high feelings and improper conduct. < Vance Quote
Guest Sir F. A. Rien Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 "Daniel Sindell" <danas@cablelynx.com> found these unused words: >Let's count the Presidents, instead >(will not be as boring) > >List something funny about each President: > >I'll Start: > > >George Washington: Hated Cherry Trees > >John Adams: Too much powder in his wig. > >Thomas Jefferson: Though Lewis & Clark was a comedy act. > >James Madison: His wife Dolly made too many cheap cakes > > >etc. > > >(Join in! This is fun!) > > Nope! - Unintended ... Quote
Guest Sir F. A. Rien Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> found these unused words: >On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: > >> Let's count the Presidents, instead >> (will not be as boring) >> >> List something funny about each President: >> >> I'll Start > > plonk from Pmoeroy's Whine Bar ??? Quote
Guest rjrobbins1936@att.net Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater Quote
Guest Marvel Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com... > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater > > JFK learned to dislike convertables Quote
Guest Sir F. A. Rien Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 <rjrobbins1936@att.net> found these unused words: >Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater Perhaps Inspecto Clouseau could have acted in the Booth case, but it was, A Shot In The Dark. Quote
Guest Sir F. A. Rien Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> found these unused words: > ><rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message >news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com... >> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater >> >> > >JFK learned to dislike convertables > What's a conver table? Quote
Guest danielsindell444@gmail.com Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 On Nov 21, 8:58 pm, Sir F. A. Rien <jaSP...@gbr.online.com> wrote: > mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> found these unused words: > > >On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: > > >> Let's count the Presidents, instead James Monroe: "North and South America are MINE!" (Monroe Doctrine) John Quincy Adams: Like his dad, he was a blah! blah! (boring) President Andrew Jackson: Andy Jackson the Jackass (symbol for the Democratic Party) Martin Van Buren: Dig those lamb-chop whiskers on his face! William Henry Harrison: His Inaguration Speech was so boring, old General Bill dropped dead! -Daniel > >> (will not be as boring) > > >> List something funny about each President: > > >> I'll Start > > > plonk > > from Pmoeroy's Whine Bar ??? Quote
Guest Daniel Sindell Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 John Tyler- First Veep to steal the Presidency. James K Polk- "Remember the Alamo!" (If Mr. Polk was divorced, he would say, "Remember the Alimony!) Zachary Taylor- Too much cold milk after eating ray cherries (Croak!) He should have asked George Washington about cherries! Millard Fillmore- Who can pronounce this dude's name??? Franklin Pierce- He pierced the Union by making Jefferson Davis his Secretary of State. James Buchanan- Good ol' boy from Pennsylvania- never married- was Jim gay??? -Daniel On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:06:03 -0000, <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote: > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater > > -- Using Opera's revolutionary e-mail client: http://www.opera.com/mail/ Quote
Guest Nobody Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 >mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> found these unused words: > >>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >> >>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>> (will not be as boring) >>> >>> List something funny about each President: >>> >>> I'll Start >> >> plonk > >from Pmoeroy's Whine Bar ??? Heh, heh... No joking with SWMBO. Quote
Guest Nobody Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 >Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater > Aw, shoot! Quote
Guest Nobody Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 ><rjrobbins1936@att.net> found these unused words: > >>Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater >Perhaps Inspecto Clouseau could have acted in the Booth case, but it was, A >Shot In The Dark. Nah, too busy looking for a Pink Panther. Quote
Guest Wavy G Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what "mimus" actually had to say: >On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: > >> Let's count the Presidents, instead >> (will not be as boring) >> >> List something funny about each President: >> >> I'll Start > > plonk What? This actually sounds kinda fun. -- [None] Quote
Guest Tim Weaver Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 Wavy G wrote: > After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what > "mimus" actually had to say: > >>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >> >>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>> (will not be as boring) >>> >>> List something funny about each President: >>> >>> I'll Start >> >> plonk > > What? This actually sounds kinda fun. I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk . -- Tim Weaver "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind- boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." - Gene Spafford, 1992 Quote
Guest mimus Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote: > After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what > "mimus" actually had to say: > >> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >> >>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>> (will not be as boring) >>> >>> List something funny about each President: >>> >>> I'll Start >> >> plonk > > What? This actually sounds kinda fun. plonk -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 You want a job and a lizard to ride? < _The Einstein Intersection_ Quote
Guest Tim Weaver Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 mimus wrote: > On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote: > >> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >> "mimus" actually had to say: >> >>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >>> >>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>>> (will not be as boring) >>>> >>>> List something funny about each President: >>>> >>>> I'll Start >>> >>> plonk >> >> What? This actually sounds kinda fun. > > plonk A yet more abrupt plonk . And not just a plonk , but a plonk . Man, it's gittin' ugly in here. -- Tim Weaver "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind- boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." - Gene Spafford, 1992 Quote
Guest Wavy G Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what "Tim Weaver" actually had to say: >Wavy G wrote: > >> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >> "mimus" actually had to say: >> >>>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >>> >>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>>> (will not be as boring) >>>> >>>> List something funny about each President: >>>> >>>> I'll Start >>> >>> plonk >> >> What? This actually sounds kinda fun. > >I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk . I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. Sniff Our Mimus has changed. -- [None] Quote
Guest Tim Weaver Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 Wavy G wrote: > After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what > "Tim Weaver" actually had to say: > >>Wavy G wrote: >> >>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >>> "mimus" actually had to say: >>> >>>>On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >>>> >>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>>>> (will not be as boring) >>>>> >>>>> List something funny about each President: >>>>> >>>>> I'll Start >>>> >>>> plonk >>> >>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun. >> >>I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk . > > I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. Sniff > Our Mimus has changed. I believe mimus is suffering from a nasty case of Snow Madness. -- Tim Weaver "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind- boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." - Gene Spafford, 1992 Quote
Guest Sir F. A. Rien Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 "Daniel Sindell" <danas@cablelynx.com> found these unused words: >John Tyler- First Veep to steal the Presidency. > >James K Polk- "Remember the Alamo!" (If Mr. Polk was divorced, >he would say, "Remember the Alimony!) > >Zachary Taylor- Too much cold milk after eating ray cherries (Croak!) >He should have asked George Washington about cherries! > >Millard Fillmore- Who can pronounce this dude's name??? > >Franklin Pierce- He pierced the Union by making Jefferson Davis his >Secretary of State. > >James Buchanan- Good ol' boy from Pennsylvania- never married- was Jim >gay??? > >-Daniel > > > > > >On Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:06:03 -0000, <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote: > >> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater >> >> Bill Clinton, "They're mine, all mine" BamBam, "Imam pig's eye!" Quote
Guest Sir F. A. Rien Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 Nobody <jock@soccer.com> found these unused words: >>Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater >> > > >Aw, shoot! That's just Taft love ... Quote
Guest Sir F. A. Rien Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> found these unused words: >On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote: > >> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >> "mimus" actually had to say: Bored a new hole in yer skull? >>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >>> >>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>>> (will not be as boring) >>>> >>>> List something funny about each President: >>>> >>>> I'll Start >>> >>> plonk >> >> What? This actually sounds kinda fun. > > plonk Quote
Guest mimus Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:34:59 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote: > Wavy G wrote: > >> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >> "Tim Weaver" actually had to say: >> >>> Wavy G wrote: >>> >>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >>>> "mimus" actually had to say: >>>> >>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>>>>> (will not be as boring) >>>>>> >>>>>> List something funny about each President: >>>>>> >>>>>> I'll Start >>>>> >>>>> plonk >>>> >>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun. >>> >>> I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk . >> >> I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. Sniff >> Our Mimus has changed. > > I believe mimus is suffering from a nasty case of Snow Madness. Anything that even resembles a Brueningian flood gets scragged. It's the Noo Wye. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 "You are either insane or a fool." "I am a sanitary inspector." < _Maske: Thaery_ Quote
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