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On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:30:06 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

> mimus wrote:

>

>> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

>>

>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>>> "mimus" actually had to say:

>>>

>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead

>>>>> (will not be as boring)

>>>>>

>>>>> List something funny about each President:

>>>>>

>>>>> I'll Start

>>>>

>>>> plonk

>>>

>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

>>

>> plonk

>

> A yet more abrupt plonk . And not just a plonk , but a plonk . Man,

> it's gittin' ugly in here.

 

probation

 

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

 

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

 

mp 10

 

mhm 29x13

 

"You are either insane or a fool."

"I am a sanitary inspector."

 

< _Maske: Thaery_

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Guest Sjouke Burry
Posted

Tim Weaver wrote:

> Wavy G wrote:

>

>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>> "mimus" actually had to say:

>>

>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>>>

>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead

>>>> (will not be as boring)

>>>>

>>>> List something funny about each President:

>>>>

>>>> I'll Start

>>> plonk

>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

>

> I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk .

 

Wasn't the last president kindof "PLONK!!!" ???? :)

Posted

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 23:37:01 +0100, Sjouke Burry wrote:

> Tim Weaver wrote:

>

>> Wavy G wrote:

>>

>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>>> "mimus" actually had to say:

>>>

>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead

>>>>> (will not be as boring)

>>>>>

>>>>> List something funny about each President:

>>>>>

>>>>> I'll Start

>>>>

>>>> plonk

>>>

>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

>>

>> I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk .

>

> Wasn't the last president kindof "PLONK!!!" ???? :)

 

Who? oh--President Cheney? no doubt.

 

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

 

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

 

mp 10

 

mhm 29x13

 

"You are either insane or a fool."

"I am a sanitary inspector."

 

< _Maske: Thaery_

Posted

After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

"mimus" actually had to say:

>On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:34:59 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>

>> Wavy G wrote:

>>

>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>>> "Tim Weaver" actually had to say:

>>>

>>>> Wavy G wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>>>>> "mimus" actually had to say:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead

>>>>>>> (will not be as boring)

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> List something funny about each President:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> I'll Start

>>>>>>

>>>>>> plonk

>>>>>

>>>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

>>>>

>>>> I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk .

>>>

>>> I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. Sniff

>>> Our Mimus has changed.

>>

>> I believe mimus is suffering from a nasty case of Snow Madness.

>

>Anything that even resembles a Brueningian flood gets scragged.

^^^^^^^^^^^

Hey, I like this. I think you should submit this to "Webster's." It

would be a great word in the right context. As in, "Yesterday, Congress

had a 'Brueningian' filibuster that lasted nearly seven hours."

 

>It's the Noo Wye.

 

--

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Posted

On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:55:02 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

> "mimus" actually had to say:

>

>> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:34:59 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>

>>> Wavy G wrote:

>>>

>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>>>> "Tim Weaver" actually had to say:

>>>>

>>>>> Wavy G wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>>>>>> "mimus" actually had to say:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead

>>>>>>>> (will not be as boring)

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> List something funny about each President:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> I'll Start

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> plonk

>>>>>>

>>>>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

>>>>>

>>>>> I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk .

>>>>

>>>> I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. Sniff

>>>> Our Mimus has changed.

>>>

>>> I believe mimus is suffering from a nasty case of Snow Madness.

>>

>> Anything that even resembles a Brueningian flood gets scragged.

> ^^^^^^^^^^^

> Hey, I like this. I think you should submit this to "Webster's." It

> would be a great word in the right context. As in, "Yesterday, Congress

> had a 'Brueningian' filibuster that lasted nearly seven hours."

 

<kindlily:>

 

That would be tautological, since all filibusters are Brueningian, or at

least threaten to be; it's inherent in the strategem:

 

"I'd like to preface my remarks with a brief survey of economic practices

from the Paleolithic Era down to the present day . . . ."

 

<something inside everyone who wanted to vote and go home curls up and

dies>

 

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

 

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

 

mp 10

 

mhm 29x13

 

"You are either insane or a fool."

"I am a sanitary inspector."

 

< _Maske: Thaery_

Guest metro-golden-meower
Posted

On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:41:29 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

wrote:

>On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:30:06 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>

>> mimus wrote:

>>

>>> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

>>>

>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>>>> "mimus" actually had to say:

>>>>

>>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead

>>>>>> (will not be as boring)

>>>>>>

>>>>>> List something funny about each President:

>>>>>>

>>>>>> I'll Start

>>>>>

>>>>> plonk

>>>>

>>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

>>>

>>> plonk

>>

>> A yet more abrupt plonk . And not just a plonk , but a plonk . Man,

>> it's gittin' ugly in here.

>

> probation

 

is that like prohabition lite?

Posted

On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:50:06 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:

> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:41:29 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>

> wrote:

>

>> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:30:06 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>

>>> mimus wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>>>>> "mimus" actually had to say:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead

>>>>>>> (will not be as boring)

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> List something funny about each President:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> I'll Start

>>>>>>

>>>>>> plonk

>>>>>

>>>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

>>>>

>>>> plonk

>>>

>>> A yet more abrupt plonk . And not just a plonk , but a plonk . Man,

>>> it's gittin' ugly in here.

>>

>> probation

>

> is that like prohabition lite?

 

Triple-s33|<r1+.

 

--

tinmimus99@hotmail.com

 

smeeter 11 or maybe 12

 

mp 10

 

mhm 29x13

 

Where am I, Dove?

 

< _The Einstein Intersection_

Guest Tim Bruening
Posted

Nobody wrote:

> ><rjrobbins1936@att.net> found these unused words:

> >

> >>Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

> >Perhaps Inspecto Clouseau could have acted in the Booth case, but it was, A

> >Shot In The Dark.

>

> Nah, too busy looking for a Pink Panther.

 

Bush to Obama: Take my job, PLEASE!

Guest Tim Bruening
Posted

Nobody wrote:

> ><rjrobbins1936@att.net> found these unused words:

> >

> >>Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

> >Perhaps Inspecto Clouseau could have acted in the Booth case, but it was, A

> >Shot In The Dark.

>

> Nah, too busy looking for a Pink Panther.

 

Obama at start of State of Union: The State of the Union sucks.

 

The Presidental Election: What Barack Obama wishes he hadn't won.

 

Bush's last TV address: (While swinging a shining ball) My fellow Americans, you

are getting sleepy. When you awake, you will go out and shop!

Guest Tim Bruening
Posted

Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.

 

Lets have Obama ride a llama!

Guest metro-golden-meower
Posted

On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening

<tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.

 

i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.

Posted

"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

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> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening

> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

>

>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.

>

> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.

>

>

I found her to be likeable

Guest metro-golden-meower
Posted

On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

wrote:

>

>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com...

>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening

>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

>>

>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.

>>

>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.

>>

>>

>I found her to be likeable

 

likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from

what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world

outside of the us.

Posted

"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

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> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

> wrote:

>

>>

>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com...

>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening

>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

>>>

>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.

>>>

>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.

>>>

>>>

>>I found her to be likeable

>

> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from

> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world

> outside of the us.

>

I was more intrested in her homemaking skills.

Guest Tim Bruening
Posted

Nobody wrote:

> >Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

> >

>

> Aw, shoot!

 

The current administration is truly Bushed!

 

The 2008 Presidential Election: What Barack Obama wishes he hadn't won!

 

Barack Obama in early February: The State of the Union really stinks.

The economy has turned into goo.

Guest Tim Bruening
Posted

Daniel Sindell wrote:

> John Tyler- First Veep to steal the Presidency.

>

> James K Polk- "Remember the Alamo!" (If Mr. Polk was divorced,

> he would say, "Remember the Alimony!)

>

> Zachary Taylor- Too much cold milk after eating ray cherries (Croak!)

> He should have asked George Washington about cherries!

>

> Millard Fillmore- Who can pronounce this dude's name???

>

> Franklin Pierce- He pierced the Union by making Jefferson Davis his

> Secretary of State.

>

> James Buchanan- Good ol' boy from Pennsylvania- never married- was Jim

> gay???

 

Washington: Cleanest President.

 

Clinton: Heaviest President.

 

Demon Presidents: Teddy, FDR.

Guest Tim Bruening
Posted

Marvel wrote:

> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message

> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...

> > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

> >

> >

>

> JFK learned to dislike convertables

 

As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan.

 

Nixon learned to hate tape recorders.

 

Bush learned to hate financial markets.

Guest metro-golden-meower
Posted

On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:13:26 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

wrote:

>

>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

>news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com...

>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

>> wrote:

>>

>>>

>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

>>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com...

>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening

>>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.

>>>>

>>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.

>>>>

>>>>

>>>I found her to be likeable

>>

>> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from

>> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world

>> outside of the us.

>>

>I was more intrested in her homemaking skills.

 

why would you care about that?

Posted

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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>

>

> Marvel wrote:

>

>> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message

>> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...

>> > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

>> >

>> >

>>

>> JFK learned to dislike convertables

>

> As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan.

>

> Nixon learned to hate tape recorders.

>

> Bush learned to hate financial markets.

>

>

And what of Bill Clinton?

Posted

On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:24:56 -0600, Marvel wrote

(in article <4fcc$49321597$ae82079d$7357@ALLTEL.NET>):

>

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:4930E2D6.4E7BB1AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

>>

>>

>> Marvel wrote:

>>

>>> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message

>>> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...

>>>> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

>>>>

>>>>

>>>

>>> JFK learned to dislike convertables

>>

>> As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan.

>>

>> Nixon learned to hate tape recorders.

>>

>> Bush learned to hate financial markets.

>>

>>

> And what of Bill Clinton?

>

>

 

Bill Clinton got blown off course.

Guest Sir F. A. Rien
Posted

"Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> found these unused words:

>

>"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

>news:4930E2D6.4E7BB1AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

>>

>>

>> Marvel wrote:

>>

>>> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message

>>> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...

>>> > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

>>> >

>>> >

>>>

>>> JFK learned to dislike convertables

>>

>> As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan.

>>

>> Nixon learned to hate tape recorders.

>>

>> Bush learned to hate financial markets.

>>

>>

>And what of Bill Clinton?

>

She's still polluting civilization with unethical activities ...

Posted

mimus wrote:

> On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:55:02 -0500, Wavy G wrote:

>

>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>> "mimus" actually had to say:

>>

>>> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:34:59 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote:

>>>

>>>> Wavy G wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>>>>> "Tim Weaver" actually had to say:

>>>>>

>>>>>> Wavy G wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what

>>>>>>> "mimus" actually had to say:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead

>>>>>>>>> (will not be as boring)

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> List something funny about each President:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> I'll Start

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> plonk

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk .

>>>>>

>>>>> I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. Sniff

>>>>> Our Mimus has changed.

>>>>

>>>> I believe mimus is suffering from a nasty case of Snow Madness.

>>>

>>> Anything that even resembles a Brueningian flood gets scragged.

>> ^^^^^^^^^^^

>> Hey, I like this. I think you should submit this to "Webster's." It

>> would be a great word in the right context. As in, "Yesterday, Congress

>> had a 'Brueningian' filibuster that lasted nearly seven hours."

>

> <kindlily:>

>

> That would be tautological, since all filibusters are Brueningian, or at

> least threaten to be; it's inherent in the strategem:

 

Bruengingology recapitulates tautology?

>

> "I'd like to preface my remarks with a brief survey of economic practices

> from the Paleolithic Era down to the present day . . . ."

 

http://www.rgemonitor.com/asia-monitor/254562/can_china_adjust_to_the_us_adjustment

>

> <something inside everyone who wanted to vote and go home curls up and

> dies>

 

--

ah

Posted

"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

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> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:13:26 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

> wrote:

>

>>

>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

>>news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com...

>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>>

>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

>>>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com...

>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening

>>>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.

>>>>>

>>>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>I found her to be likeable

>>>

>>> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from

>>> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world

>>> outside of the us.

>>>

>>I was more intrested in her homemaking skills.

>

> why would you care about that?

>

Seems really important to me

Posted

"Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> wrote in message

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>

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:4930E2D6.4E7BB1AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> >

> >

> > Marvel wrote:

> >

> >> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message

> >> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...

> >> > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

> >> >

> >> >

> >>

> >> JFK learned to dislike convertables

> >

> > As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan.

> >

> > Nixon learned to hate tape recorders.

> >

> > Bush learned to hate financial markets.

> >

> >

> And what of Bill Clinton?

>

Oh . . blow him!

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