Guest mimus Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:30:06 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote: > mimus wrote: > >> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote: >> >>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >>> "mimus" actually had to say: >>> >>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >>>> >>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>>>> (will not be as boring) >>>>> >>>>> List something funny about each President: >>>>> >>>>> I'll Start >>>> >>>> plonk >>> >>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun. >> >> plonk > > A yet more abrupt plonk . And not just a plonk , but a plonk . Man, > it's gittin' ugly in here. probation -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 "You are either insane or a fool." "I am a sanitary inspector." < _Maske: Thaery_ Quote
Guest Sjouke Burry Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 Tim Weaver wrote: > Wavy G wrote: > >> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >> "mimus" actually had to say: >> >>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >>> >>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>>> (will not be as boring) >>>> >>>> List something funny about each President: >>>> >>>> I'll Start >>> plonk >> What? This actually sounds kinda fun. > > I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk . Wasn't the last president kindof "PLONK!!!" ???? Quote
Guest mimus Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 23:37:01 +0100, Sjouke Burry wrote: > Tim Weaver wrote: > >> Wavy G wrote: >> >>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >>> "mimus" actually had to say: >>> >>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >>>> >>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>>>> (will not be as boring) >>>>> >>>>> List something funny about each President: >>>>> >>>>> I'll Start >>>> >>>> plonk >>> >>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun. >> >> I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk . > > Wasn't the last president kindof "PLONK!!!" ???? Who? oh--President Cheney? no doubt. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 "You are either insane or a fool." "I am a sanitary inspector." < _Maske: Thaery_ Quote
Guest Wavy G Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what "mimus" actually had to say: >On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:34:59 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote: > >> Wavy G wrote: >> >>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >>> "Tim Weaver" actually had to say: >>> >>>> Wavy G wrote: >>>> >>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >>>>> "mimus" actually had to say: >>>>> >>>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>>>>>> (will not be as boring) >>>>>>> >>>>>>> List something funny about each President: >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I'll Start >>>>>> >>>>>> plonk >>>>> >>>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun. >>>> >>>> I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk . >>> >>> I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. Sniff >>> Our Mimus has changed. >> >> I believe mimus is suffering from a nasty case of Snow Madness. > >Anything that even resembles a Brueningian flood gets scragged. ^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey, I like this. I think you should submit this to "Webster's." It would be a great word in the right context. As in, "Yesterday, Congress had a 'Brueningian' filibuster that lasted nearly seven hours." >It's the Noo Wye. -- [None] Quote
Guest mimus Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:55:02 -0500, Wavy G wrote: > After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what > "mimus" actually had to say: > >> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:34:59 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote: >> >>> Wavy G wrote: >>> >>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >>>> "Tim Weaver" actually had to say: >>>> >>>>> Wavy G wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >>>>>> "mimus" actually had to say: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>>>>>>> (will not be as boring) >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> List something funny about each President: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I'll Start >>>>>>> >>>>>>> plonk >>>>>> >>>>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun. >>>>> >>>>> I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk . >>>> >>>> I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. Sniff >>>> Our Mimus has changed. >>> >>> I believe mimus is suffering from a nasty case of Snow Madness. >> >> Anything that even resembles a Brueningian flood gets scragged. > ^^^^^^^^^^^ > Hey, I like this. I think you should submit this to "Webster's." It > would be a great word in the right context. As in, "Yesterday, Congress > had a 'Brueningian' filibuster that lasted nearly seven hours." <kindlily:> That would be tautological, since all filibusters are Brueningian, or at least threaten to be; it's inherent in the strategem: "I'd like to preface my remarks with a brief survey of economic practices from the Paleolithic Era down to the present day . . . ." <something inside everyone who wanted to vote and go home curls up and dies> -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 "You are either insane or a fool." "I am a sanitary inspector." < _Maske: Thaery_ Quote
Guest metro-golden-meower Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:41:29 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote: >On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:30:06 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote: > >> mimus wrote: >> >>> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote: >>> >>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >>>> "mimus" actually had to say: >>>> >>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>>>>> (will not be as boring) >>>>>> >>>>>> List something funny about each President: >>>>>> >>>>>> I'll Start >>>>> >>>>> plonk >>>> >>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun. >>> >>> plonk >> >> A yet more abrupt plonk . And not just a plonk , but a plonk . Man, >> it's gittin' ugly in here. > > probation is that like prohabition lite? Quote
Guest mimus Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:50:06 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote: > On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:41:29 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> > wrote: > >> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:30:06 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote: >> >>> mimus wrote: >>> >>>> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:52:47 -0500, Wavy G wrote: >>>> >>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >>>>> "mimus" actually had to say: >>>>> >>>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>>>>>> (will not be as boring) >>>>>>> >>>>>>> List something funny about each President: >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I'll Start >>>>>> >>>>>> plonk >>>>> >>>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun. >>>> >>>> plonk >>> >>> A yet more abrupt plonk . And not just a plonk , but a plonk . Man, >>> it's gittin' ugly in here. >> >> probation > > is that like prohabition lite? Triple-s33|<r1+. -- tinmimus99@hotmail.com smeeter 11 or maybe 12 mp 10 mhm 29x13 Where am I, Dove? < _The Einstein Intersection_ Quote
Guest Tim Bruening Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 Nobody wrote: > ><rjrobbins1936@att.net> found these unused words: > > > >>Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater > >Perhaps Inspecto Clouseau could have acted in the Booth case, but it was, A > >Shot In The Dark. > > Nah, too busy looking for a Pink Panther. Bush to Obama: Take my job, PLEASE! Quote
Guest Tim Bruening Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 Nobody wrote: > ><rjrobbins1936@att.net> found these unused words: > > > >>Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater > >Perhaps Inspecto Clouseau could have acted in the Booth case, but it was, A > >Shot In The Dark. > > Nah, too busy looking for a Pink Panther. Obama at start of State of Union: The State of the Union sucks. The Presidental Election: What Barack Obama wishes he hadn't won. Bush's last TV address: (While swinging a shining ball) My fellow Americans, you are getting sleepy. When you awake, you will go out and shop! Quote
Guest Tim Bruening Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig. Lets have Obama ride a llama! Quote
Guest metro-golden-meower Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote: >Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig. i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'. Quote
Guest Marvel Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 "metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com... > On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening > <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote: > >>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig. > > i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'. > > I found her to be likeable Quote
Guest metro-golden-meower Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> wrote: > >"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message >news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com... >> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening >> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote: >> >>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig. >> >> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'. >> >> >I found her to be likeable likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world outside of the us. Quote
Guest Marvel Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 "metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com... > On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> > wrote: > >> >>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message >>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com... >>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening >>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote: >>> >>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig. >>> >>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'. >>> >>> >>I found her to be likeable > > likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from > what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world > outside of the us. > I was more intrested in her homemaking skills. Quote
wez Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 What's a conver table? Your mom knows what a conver table is.. Quote
Guest Tim Bruening Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 Nobody wrote: > >Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater > > > > Aw, shoot! The current administration is truly Bushed! The 2008 Presidential Election: What Barack Obama wishes he hadn't won! Barack Obama in early February: The State of the Union really stinks. The economy has turned into goo. Quote
Guest Tim Bruening Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 Daniel Sindell wrote: > John Tyler- First Veep to steal the Presidency. > > James K Polk- "Remember the Alamo!" (If Mr. Polk was divorced, > he would say, "Remember the Alimony!) > > Zachary Taylor- Too much cold milk after eating ray cherries (Croak!) > He should have asked George Washington about cherries! > > Millard Fillmore- Who can pronounce this dude's name??? > > Franklin Pierce- He pierced the Union by making Jefferson Davis his > Secretary of State. > > James Buchanan- Good ol' boy from Pennsylvania- never married- was Jim > gay??? Washington: Cleanest President. Clinton: Heaviest President. Demon Presidents: Teddy, FDR. Quote
Guest Tim Bruening Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 Marvel wrote: > <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message > news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com... > > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater > > > > > > JFK learned to dislike convertables As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan. Nixon learned to hate tape recorders. Bush learned to hate financial markets. Quote
Guest metro-golden-meower Posted November 30, 2008 Posted November 30, 2008 On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:13:26 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> wrote: > >"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message >news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com... >> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> >> wrote: >> >>> >>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message >>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com... >>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening >>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote: >>>> >>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig. >>>> >>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'. >>>> >>>> >>>I found her to be likeable >> >> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from >> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world >> outside of the us. >> >I was more intrested in her homemaking skills. why would you care about that? Quote
Guest Marvel Posted November 30, 2008 Posted November 30, 2008 "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:4930E2D6.4E7BB1AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > Marvel wrote: > >> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message >> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com... >> > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater >> > >> > >> >> JFK learned to dislike convertables > > As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan. > > Nixon learned to hate tape recorders. > > Bush learned to hate financial markets. > > And what of Bill Clinton? Quote
Guest WhoMe Posted November 30, 2008 Posted November 30, 2008 On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:24:56 -0600, Marvel wrote (in article <4fcc$49321597$ae82079d$7357@ALLTEL.NET>): > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:4930E2D6.4E7BB1AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... >> >> >> Marvel wrote: >> >>> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message >>> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com... >>>> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater >>>> >>>> >>> >>> JFK learned to dislike convertables >> >> As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan. >> >> Nixon learned to hate tape recorders. >> >> Bush learned to hate financial markets. >> >> > And what of Bill Clinton? > > Bill Clinton got blown off course. Quote
Guest Sir F. A. Rien Posted November 30, 2008 Posted November 30, 2008 "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> found these unused words: > >"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message >news:4930E2D6.4E7BB1AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... >> >> >> Marvel wrote: >> >>> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message >>> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com... >>> > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater >>> > >>> > >>> >>> JFK learned to dislike convertables >> >> As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan. >> >> Nixon learned to hate tape recorders. >> >> Bush learned to hate financial markets. >> >> >And what of Bill Clinton? > She's still polluting civilization with unethical activities ... Quote
Guest ah Posted December 1, 2008 Posted December 1, 2008 mimus wrote: > On Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:55:02 -0500, Wavy G wrote: > >> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >> "mimus" actually had to say: >> >>> On Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:34:59 +0000, Tim Weaver wrote: >>> >>>> Wavy G wrote: >>>> >>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >>>>> "Tim Weaver" actually had to say: >>>>> >>>>>> Wavy G wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> After I wiped off my hand and pulled up my pants, I decided to read what >>>>>>> "mimus" actually had to say: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:53:57 +0000, Daniel Sindell wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Let's count the Presidents, instead >>>>>>>>> (will not be as boring) >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> List something funny about each President: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I'll Start >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> plonk >>>>>>> >>>>>>> What? This actually sounds kinda fun. >>>>>> >>>>>> I must agree. That was a quite abrupt plonk . >>>>> >>>>> I know. First he dumps his email provider...then he dumps me. Sniff >>>>> Our Mimus has changed. >>>> >>>> I believe mimus is suffering from a nasty case of Snow Madness. >>> >>> Anything that even resembles a Brueningian flood gets scragged. >> ^^^^^^^^^^^ >> Hey, I like this. I think you should submit this to "Webster's." It >> would be a great word in the right context. As in, "Yesterday, Congress >> had a 'Brueningian' filibuster that lasted nearly seven hours." > > <kindlily:> > > That would be tautological, since all filibusters are Brueningian, or at > least threaten to be; it's inherent in the strategem: Bruengingology recapitulates tautology? > > "I'd like to preface my remarks with a brief survey of economic practices > from the Paleolithic Era down to the present day . . . ." http://www.rgemonitor.com/asia-monitor/254562/can_china_adjust_to_the_us_adjustment > > <something inside everyone who wanted to vote and go home curls up and > dies> -- ah Quote
Guest Marvel Posted December 2, 2008 Posted December 2, 2008 "metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message news:dmp2j499egb6moc631pavrakuog1b19o45@4ax.com... > On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:13:26 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> > wrote: > >> >>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message >>news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com... >>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> >>> wrote: >>> >>>> >>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message >>>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com... >>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening >>>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig. >>>>> >>>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>I found her to be likeable >>> >>> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from >>> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world >>> outside of the us. >>> >>I was more intrested in her homemaking skills. > > why would you care about that? > Seems really important to me Quote
Guest nemo Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> wrote in message news:4fcc$49321597$ae82079d$7357@ALLTEL.NET... > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:4930E2D6.4E7BB1AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Marvel wrote: > > > >> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message > >> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com... > >> > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater > >> > > >> > > >> > >> JFK learned to dislike convertables > > > > As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan. > > > > Nixon learned to hate tape recorders. > > > > Bush learned to hate financial markets. > > > > > And what of Bill Clinton? > Oh . . blow him! Quote
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