Guest nemo Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 "WhoMe" <whomepuns@gmail.com> wrote in message news:0001HW.C5578E08002E83A2B01AD9AF@news.supernews.com... > On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:24:56 -0600, Marvel wrote > (in article <4fcc$49321597$ae82079d$7357@ALLTEL.NET>): > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:4930E2D6.4E7BB1AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > >> > >> > >> Marvel wrote: > >> > >>> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message > >>> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com... > >>>> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater > >>>> > >>>> > >>> > >>> JFK learned to dislike convertables > >> > >> As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan. > >> > >> Nixon learned to hate tape recorders. > >> > >> Bush learned to hate financial markets. > >> > >> > > And what of Bill Clinton? > > > > > > Bill Clinton got blown off course. > Did his toup?e fly off when she overdid it? Quote
Guest metro-golden-meower Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 22:11:04 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> wrote: > >"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message >news:dmp2j499egb6moc631pavrakuog1b19o45@4ax.com... >> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:13:26 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> >> wrote: >> >>> >>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message >>>news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com... >>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>> >>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message >>>>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com... >>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening >>>>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig. >>>>>> >>>>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>I found her to be likeable >>>> >>>> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from >>>> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world >>>> outside of the us. >>>> >>>I was more intrested in her homemaking skills. >> >> why would you care about that? >> >Seems really important to me plan on splitting her up with her old man so you can have her? Quote
Guest Marvel Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 "metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message news:mk1gj4d08rkfdn5576q5netqrnlb349e5k@4ax.com... > On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 22:11:04 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> > wrote: > >> >>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message >>news:dmp2j499egb6moc631pavrakuog1b19o45@4ax.com... >>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:13:26 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> >>> wrote: >>> >>>> >>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message >>>>news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com... >>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in >>>>>>message >>>>>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com... >>>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening >>>>>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>I found her to be likeable >>>>> >>>>> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from >>>>> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world >>>>> outside of the us. >>>>> >>>>I was more intrested in her homemaking skills. >>> >>> why would you care about that? >>> >>Seems really important to me > > plan on splitting her up with her old man so you can have her? > Naw, that wouldn't be fair to her, I must settle for unrequited love. Quote
Guest metro-golden-meower Posted December 6, 2008 Posted December 6, 2008 On Fri, 5 Dec 2008 09:31:43 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> wrote: > >"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message >news:mk1gj4d08rkfdn5576q5netqrnlb349e5k@4ax.com... >> On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 22:11:04 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> >> wrote: >> >>> >>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message >>>news:dmp2j499egb6moc631pavrakuog1b19o45@4ax.com... >>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:13:26 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>> >>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message >>>>>news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com... >>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> >>>>>> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in >>>>>>>message >>>>>>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com... >>>>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening >>>>>>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>I found her to be likeable >>>>>> >>>>>> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from >>>>>> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world >>>>>> outside of the us. >>>>>> >>>>>I was more intrested in her homemaking skills. >>>> >>>> why would you care about that? >>>> >>>Seems really important to me >> >> plan on splitting her up with her old man so you can have her? >> >Naw, that wouldn't be fair to her, I must settle for unrequited love. whatever happend to the american spirit of, if i want it i'll damn well go and get it? Quote
Guest Marvel Posted December 7, 2008 Posted December 7, 2008 "metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message news:lj5lj45a1pq0u40li95s5epeh840lu52nd@4ax.com... > On Fri, 5 Dec 2008 09:31:43 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> > wrote: > >> >>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message >>news:mk1gj4d08rkfdn5576q5netqrnlb349e5k@4ax.com... >>> On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 22:11:04 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> >>> wrote: >>> >>>> >>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message >>>>news:dmp2j499egb6moc631pavrakuog1b19o45@4ax.com... >>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:13:26 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in >>>>>>message >>>>>>news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com... >>>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com> >>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in >>>>>>>>message >>>>>>>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com... >>>>>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening >>>>>>>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>I found her to be likeable >>>>>>> >>>>>>> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from >>>>>>> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world >>>>>>> outside of the us. >>>>>>> >>>>>>I was more intrested in her homemaking skills. >>>>> >>>>> why would you care about that? >>>>> >>>>Seems really important to me >>> >>> plan on splitting her up with her old man so you can have her? >>> >>Naw, that wouldn't be fair to her, I must settle for unrequited love. > > whatever happend to the american spirit of, if i want it i'll damn > well go and get it? > I realized it was only self indulgent gluttony driven frenzy. Quote
Guest nemo Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:4930E1AE.F0BAA6B0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > Nobody wrote: > > > >Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater > > > > > > > Aw, shoot! Why's ee frightened to say 'shit'? > > The current administration is truly Bushed! > > The 2008 Presidential Election: What Barack Obama wishes he hadn't won! > > Barack Obama in early February: The State of the Union really stinks. > The economy has turned into goo. > Yers. Molasses! :o) Nobody can blame him though. It's worldwide and caused by the banks lending far too much, particularly on credit cards. The average credit card debt per card-holder in the UK is ?30,000! Shocking! What's more shocking is that in $ that now comes to only $44,631.23. Greedy banks + Greedy idiot customers = Recession! It's not Obama's fault; it's not Gordon Brown's fault. It's Crapitalism's fault! - slain and pimple! Quote
Guest nemo Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:4930E266.63D67D9D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > Daniel Sindell wrote: > > > John Tyler- First Veep to steal the Presidency. > > > > James K Polk- "Remember the Alamo!" (If Mr. Polk was divorced, > > he would say, "Remember the Alimony!) > > > > Zachary Taylor- Too much cold milk after eating ray cherries (Croak!) > > He should have asked George Washington about cherries! > > > > Millard Fillmore- Who can pronounce this dude's name??? > > > > Franklin Pierce- He pierced the Union by making Jefferson Davis his > > Secretary of State. > > > > James Buchanan- Good ol' boy from Pennsylvania- never married- was Jim > > gay??? > > Washington: Cleanest President. > > Clinton: Heaviest President. > > Demon Presidents: Teddy, FDR. > Pork Sausage president with guts: AbraHAM LINKcolon. Quote
Guest nemo Posted December 14, 2008 Posted December 14, 2008 "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:4930E2D6.4E7BB1AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > Marvel wrote: > > > <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message > > news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com... > > > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater > > > > > > > > > > JFK learned to dislike convertables > > As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan. > > Nixon learned to hate tape recorders. > > Bush learned to hate financial markets. > I learned to hate woouuueeeauuooouuuuurrrrk! - and got out of it all just in time with mice Annie tea intact! Quote
Guest nemo Posted December 25, 2008 Posted December 25, 2008 "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:4930E1AE.F0BAA6B0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > Nobody wrote: > > > >Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater > > > > > > > Aw, shoot! > > The current administration is truly Bushed! > > The 2008 Presidential Election: What Barack Obama wishes he hadn't won! > > Barack Obama in early February: The State of the Union really stinks. > The economy has turned into goo. Quick! Tell me where I can buy shares in Goo! - and is it ingoorious to health? To the tune of the hymnmnmnmn . . . Nemoel, Nemoel, Nemoel, Nemoel, On Pension Credit and doing quite well! Quote
Guest nemo Posted December 25, 2008 Posted December 25, 2008 "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:4930E2D6.4E7BB1AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > Marvel wrote: > > > <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message > > news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com... > > > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater > > > > > > > > > > JFK learned to dislike convertables > > As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan. > > Nixon learned to hate tape recorders. > > Bush learned to hate financial markets. > He should have gone up a fruit and veg market instead then! To the tune of the hymnmnmnmn . . . Nemoel, Nemoel, Nemoel, Nemoel, On Pension Credit and doing quite well! Quote
Guest nemo Posted December 25, 2008 Posted December 25, 2008 "WhoMe" <whomepuns@gmail.com> wrote in message news:0001HW.C5578E08002E83A2B01AD9AF@news.supernews.com... > On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:24:56 -0600, Marvel wrote > (in article <4fcc$49321597$ae82079d$7357@ALLTEL.NET>): > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:4930E2D6.4E7BB1AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > >> > >> > >> Marvel wrote: > >> > >>> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message > >>> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com... > >>>> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater > >>>> > >>>> > >>> > >>> JFK learned to dislike convertables > >> > >> As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan. > >> > >> Nixon learned to hate tape recorders. > >> > >> Bush learned to hate financial markets. > >> > >> > > And what of Bill Clinton? > > > > > > Bill Clinton got blown off course. > And if he'd have returned the compliment, his new Monica would have to be Bill Clitton! To the tune of the hymnmnmnmn . . . Nemoel, Nemoel, Nemoel, Nemoel, On Pension Credit and doing quite well! Quote
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