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"WhoMe" <whomepuns@gmail.com> wrote in message

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> On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:24:56 -0600, Marvel wrote

> (in article <4fcc$49321597$ae82079d$7357@ALLTEL.NET>):

>

> >

> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> > news:4930E2D6.4E7BB1AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> >>

> >>

> >> Marvel wrote:

> >>

> >>> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message

> >>> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...

> >>>> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

> >>>>

> >>>>

> >>>

> >>> JFK learned to dislike convertables

> >>

> >> As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan.

> >>

> >> Nixon learned to hate tape recorders.

> >>

> >> Bush learned to hate financial markets.

> >>

> >>

> > And what of Bill Clinton?

> >

> >

>

> Bill Clinton got blown off course.

>

Did his toup?e fly off when she overdid it?

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Guest metro-golden-meower
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On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 22:11:04 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

wrote:

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>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

>news:dmp2j499egb6moc631pavrakuog1b19o45@4ax.com...

>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:13:26 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

>> wrote:

>>

>>>

>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

>>>news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com...

>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

>>>> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

>>>>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com...

>>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening

>>>>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>I found her to be likeable

>>>>

>>>> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from

>>>> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world

>>>> outside of the us.

>>>>

>>>I was more intrested in her homemaking skills.

>>

>> why would you care about that?

>>

>Seems really important to me

 

plan on splitting her up with her old man so you can have her?

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"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

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> On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 22:11:04 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

> wrote:

>

>>

>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

>>news:dmp2j499egb6moc631pavrakuog1b19o45@4ax.com...

>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:13:26 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>>

>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

>>>>news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com...

>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in

>>>>>>message

>>>>>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com...

>>>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening

>>>>>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>I found her to be likeable

>>>>>

>>>>> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from

>>>>> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world

>>>>> outside of the us.

>>>>>

>>>>I was more intrested in her homemaking skills.

>>>

>>> why would you care about that?

>>>

>>Seems really important to me

>

> plan on splitting her up with her old man so you can have her?

>

Naw, that wouldn't be fair to her, I must settle for unrequited love.

Guest metro-golden-meower
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On Fri, 5 Dec 2008 09:31:43 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

wrote:

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>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

>news:mk1gj4d08rkfdn5576q5netqrnlb349e5k@4ax.com...

>> On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 22:11:04 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

>> wrote:

>>

>>>

>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

>>>news:dmp2j499egb6moc631pavrakuog1b19o45@4ax.com...

>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:13:26 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

>>>> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

>>>>>news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com...

>>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in

>>>>>>>message

>>>>>>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening

>>>>>>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>I found her to be likeable

>>>>>>

>>>>>> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from

>>>>>> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world

>>>>>> outside of the us.

>>>>>>

>>>>>I was more intrested in her homemaking skills.

>>>>

>>>> why would you care about that?

>>>>

>>>Seems really important to me

>>

>> plan on splitting her up with her old man so you can have her?

>>

>Naw, that wouldn't be fair to her, I must settle for unrequited love.

 

whatever happend to the american spirit of, if i want it i'll damn

well go and get it?

Posted

"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

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> On Fri, 5 Dec 2008 09:31:43 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

> wrote:

>

>>

>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

>>news:mk1gj4d08rkfdn5576q5netqrnlb349e5k@4ax.com...

>>> On Mon, 1 Dec 2008 22:11:04 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>>

>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

>>>>news:dmp2j499egb6moc631pavrakuog1b19o45@4ax.com...

>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:13:26 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in

>>>>>>message

>>>>>>news:l2jti4hs27mlnujc3pvu7kpbhr350copv9@4ax.com...

>>>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:58:02 -0500, "Marvel" <manager@nospam.com>

>>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in

>>>>>>>>message

>>>>>>>>news:gd0ti4ph8sij4vlap0o2cvcc7fjbjeac7u@4ax.com...

>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 01:11:48 -0800, Tim Bruening

>>>>>>>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>Barack Obama at a farm: I am here today to put lipstick on a pig.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> i didn't think sara palin was that bad lookin'.

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>I found her to be likeable

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> likeable doesn't mean she was qualified for the job she wanted. from

>>>>>>> what i saw of her she didn't seem to know there was a whole world

>>>>>>> outside of the us.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>I was more intrested in her homemaking skills.

>>>>>

>>>>> why would you care about that?

>>>>>

>>>>Seems really important to me

>>>

>>> plan on splitting her up with her old man so you can have her?

>>>

>>Naw, that wouldn't be fair to her, I must settle for unrequited love.

>

> whatever happend to the american spirit of, if i want it i'll damn

> well go and get it?

>

I realized it was only self indulgent gluttony driven frenzy.

Posted

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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>

>

> Nobody wrote:

>

> > >Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

> > >

> >

> > Aw, shoot!

 

Why's ee frightened to say 'shit'?

>

> The current administration is truly Bushed!

>

> The 2008 Presidential Election: What Barack Obama wishes he hadn't won!

>

> Barack Obama in early February: The State of the Union really stinks.

> The economy has turned into goo.

>

Yers. Molasses! :o)

 

Nobody can blame him though. It's worldwide and caused by the banks lending

far too much, particularly on credit cards.

 

The average credit card debt per card-holder in the UK is ?30,000! Shocking!

 

What's more shocking is that in $ that now comes to only $44,631.23.

 

Greedy banks + Greedy idiot customers = Recession!

 

It's not Obama's fault; it's not Gordon Brown's fault. It's Crapitalism's

fault! - slain and pimple!

Posted

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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>

>

> Daniel Sindell wrote:

>

> > John Tyler- First Veep to steal the Presidency.

> >

> > James K Polk- "Remember the Alamo!" (If Mr. Polk was divorced,

> > he would say, "Remember the Alimony!)

> >

> > Zachary Taylor- Too much cold milk after eating ray cherries (Croak!)

> > He should have asked George Washington about cherries!

> >

> > Millard Fillmore- Who can pronounce this dude's name???

> >

> > Franklin Pierce- He pierced the Union by making Jefferson Davis his

> > Secretary of State.

> >

> > James Buchanan- Good ol' boy from Pennsylvania- never married- was Jim

> > gay???

>

> Washington: Cleanest President.

>

> Clinton: Heaviest President.

>

> Demon Presidents: Teddy, FDR.

>

Pork Sausage president with guts: AbraHAM LINKcolon.

Posted

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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>

>

> Marvel wrote:

>

> > <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message

> > news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...

> > > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

> > >

> > >

> >

> > JFK learned to dislike convertables

>

> As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan.

>

> Nixon learned to hate tape recorders.

>

> Bush learned to hate financial markets.

>

I learned to hate woouuueeeauuooouuuuurrrrk! - and got out of it all just in

time with mice Annie tea intact!

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Posted

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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>

>

> Nobody wrote:

>

> > >Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

> > >

> >

> > Aw, shoot!

>

> The current administration is truly Bushed!

>

> The 2008 Presidential Election: What Barack Obama wishes he hadn't won!

>

> Barack Obama in early February: The State of the Union really stinks.

> The economy has turned into goo.

 

Quick! Tell me where I can buy shares in Goo! - and is it ingoorious to

health?

 

To the tune of the hymnmnmnmn . . .

 

Nemoel, Nemoel,

Nemoel, Nemoel,

On Pension Credit and doing quite well!

Posted

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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>

>

> Marvel wrote:

>

> > <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message

> > news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...

> > > Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

> > >

> > >

> >

> > JFK learned to dislike convertables

>

> As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan.

>

> Nixon learned to hate tape recorders.

>

> Bush learned to hate financial markets.

>

He should have gone up a fruit and veg market instead then!

 

To the tune of the hymnmnmnmn . . .

 

Nemoel, Nemoel,

Nemoel, Nemoel,

On Pension Credit and doing quite well!

Posted

"WhoMe" <whomepuns@gmail.com> wrote in message

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> On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:24:56 -0600, Marvel wrote

> (in article <4fcc$49321597$ae82079d$7357@ALLTEL.NET>):

>

> >

> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> > news:4930E2D6.4E7BB1AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> >>

> >>

> >> Marvel wrote:

> >>

> >>> <rjrobbins1936@att.net> wrote in message

> >>> news:lOJVk.7648$x%.6740@nlpi070.nbdc.sbc.com...

> >>>> Abe Lincoln learned to dislike the theater

> >>>>

> >>>>

> >>>

> >>> JFK learned to dislike convertables

> >>

> >> As did Benezar Bhutto of Pakistan.

> >>

> >> Nixon learned to hate tape recorders.

> >>

> >> Bush learned to hate financial markets.

> >>

> >>

> > And what of Bill Clinton?

> >

> >

>

> Bill Clinton got blown off course.

>

And if he'd have returned the compliment, his new Monica would have to be

Bill Clitton!

 

To the tune of the hymnmnmnmn . . .

 

Nemoel, Nemoel,

Nemoel, Nemoel,

On Pension Credit and doing quite well!

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