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Awesome, that's so cool:) Just don't go leaving your spouse for some old fling;)

 

A spouse - I dont have one of those..

 

I'm now chatting to a woman who was absolutely drop dead gorgeous when we were about 12. She looked like snow white then. Jet black shoulder length hair and skin as white as milk. She had the most expressive green eyes I've ever seen.

 

Of course, I never had the courage to say anything to her then

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Exactly! And really about the second paragraph? You seem like a very sociable guy especially through internet means.

 

Ehhh....

 

I've got my moments.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Thanks. And maybe I'll migrate to Facebook once everyone's done and did that. All late about it again-lol. What's your Facebook page link?

 

Hmmmm ..... I'm not ready to share my real name on this site, yet. ;)

 

Maybe when you join FB, I'll secretly slip you the link to my private page.

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I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Hmmmm ..... I'm not ready to share my real name on this site, yet. ;)

 

Maybe when you join FB, I'll secretly slip you the link to my private page.

 

A woman of mystery.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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Hmmmm ..... I'm not ready to share my real name on this site, yet. ;)

 

Maybe when you join FB, I'll secretly slip you the link to my private page.

 

I feel privileged to know your real name but mums the word.;)

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"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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I feel privileged to know your real name but mums the word.;)

 

 

As do I, Lola... very priviledged indeed.. mums the word.. ;)

 

 

ooops.. did I say that outloud?

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A woman of mystery.

 

A woman of long, traumatic memory, actually. It has never served me well to reveal personal things online.

 

I feel privileged to know your real name but mums the word.;)

 

Ahhh CB, you actually know my semi-real online-only name, not my real-real real-life name. Nonetheless, you should feel privileged because hardly anyone knows the former, either.

 

As do I, Lola... very priviledged indeed.. mums the word.. ;)

 

ooops.. did I say that outloud?

 

This is the lamest joke/pun I have ever posted but there's just no stopping it:

 

LOLa.

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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A spouse - I dont have one of those..

 

I'm now chatting to a woman who was absolutely drop dead gorgeous when we were about 12. She looked like snow white then. Jet black shoulder length hair and skin as white as milk. She had the most expressive green eyes I've ever seen.

 

Of course, I never had the courage to say anything to her then

 

Nice, she sounds beautiful. Well, you're not 12 anymore and might not have this opportunity ever again... So don't let it slip away or ruin it. No pressure:p

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Hmmmm ..... I'm not ready to share my real name on this site, yet. ;)

 

Maybe when you join FB, I'll secretly slip you the link to my private page.

 

You can PM me the link and I won't give it away to these stalkers:D

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You can PM me the link and I won't give it away to these stalkers:D

 

Thanks, will do :)

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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I could blackmail you and say I'll post all of youe pics but I'm not that mean.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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I could blackmail you and say I'll post all of youe pics but I'm not that mean.

 

I know you're not that mean.

 

But then again, the threat of the threat lingers ...... :p

_______________________________________________________

 

I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal.

 

http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg

 

I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the

holy grail

 

 

Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
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Hmmmm ..... I'm not ready to share my real name on this site, yet. ;)

 

Maybe when you join FB, I'll secretly slip you the link to my private page.

 

Come on! I happily share my christian name with any and every one of you people.

 

It's Dick Hertzer.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

Guest sheik-yerbouti
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Nice, she sounds beautiful. Well, you're not 12 anymore and might not have this opportunity ever again... So don't let it slip away or ruin it. No pressure:p

 

 

And she's divorced too.

Guest sheik-yerbouti
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At a christmas party last year, I walked into the bathroom and saw some girl taking pictures of her cootch .

 

I never get invited to parties like that..

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Sadly this was a corporate party, and she was a perv's underage date. Hardly the kind of party for cootch pictures :p

 

Depends on the corporation.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Depends on the corporation.

 

I guess at a plastic surgery convention the pictures could come in handy to demonstrate the latest technology in vaginoplastys, or the latest in anus bleachings...or whatever.

 

It wasn't that kind of place though :D

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When we go in for our 2 for 1 anal bleachings, I think we would be doing the world a horrible disservice if we didn't blog pictures of our sparkling new bungholes for everyone to see.
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Sadly this was a corporate party, and she was a perv's underage date. Hardly the kind of party for cootch pictures :p

 

So you're going to let some little skank discourage you from doing something? Who posts pictures of their hooha at ANY age?

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So you're going to let some little skank discourage you from doing something? Who posts pictures of their hooha at ANY age?

 

Didn't you get my Christmas card last year? It had sparkles too....

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