What do you folks do for a living?

[Ahhlee]

It's probably been posted before, but I've been absent from this site for awhile and wanted to reconnect with all of you on a more personal level.

 

Because it's the dawn of a new, loving America and I care about each and every one of you.

 

So are there any cowboys, superheroes, astronauts or movie stars among us? Or are you all just a bunch of working class shlubs like me and eddo?

[emkay64]

You know me already...sideshow freak, hump, one giant lidless eye, contortionist, three toed mango peeler, and 5$ prostitute....nuff said. How many times must I tell you?

[Ahhlee]

You know me already...sideshow freak, hump, one giant lidless eye, contortionist, three toed mango peeler, and 5$ prostitute....nuff said. How many times must I tell you?

 

What do they get for $5? Is your asking price low because of the economy or because of your hump and mango scented toe jam?

[emkay64]

I do it all...but i don't kiss on the mouth. I'm a fukking bargain....a lotta bang for your buck!

[ImWithStupid]

I do it all...but i don't kiss on the mouth. I'm a fukking bargain....a lotta bang for your buck!

 

Now I'm pissed. You told me it was $10! You said the hump and giant lidless eye made it so you could charge more.

 

By the way. I'm a professional midget tosser.

[emkay64]

No...you were charged 10$ because you wanted me to pretend to be TJ...it costs extra for fetishes.

[ImWithStupid]

No...you were charged 10$ because you wanted me to pretend to be TJ...it costs extra for fetishes.

 

Oh yea. Sorry about making you get the "I'm a tough guy, hiding my homosexuality and insecurity, flat top haircut to make the whole roll playing thing come through.

[eddo]

No...you were charged 10$ because you wanted me to pretend to be TJ...it costs extra for fetishes.

 

She wanted $200 to pretend to be wez...

[emkay64]

Oh yea. Sorry about making you get the "I'm a tough guy, hiding my homosexuality and insecurity, flat top haircut to make the whole roll playing thing come through.

 

Yah....the haircut was pretty bad.

[Ahhlee]

No...you were charged 10$ because you wanted me to pretend to be TJ...it costs extra for fetishes.

 

Role playing? How much would it cost if I asked you to play Sonny & Cher?

[emkay64]

Role playing? How much would it cost if I asked you to play Sonny & Cher?

 

You want me to be both? 2$....I have a penis and a vagina...it isn't a stretch for me. Plus you get the friends and family discount

[ImWithStupid]

Role playing? How much would it cost if I asked you to play Sonny & Cher?

 

Does the person playing Sonny have to ski into a tree and die? If so, it'll probablly be quite a bit.

[snafu]

I've been bitting my tounge... but emkay don't need to do no roll playing for me to hand her $200 bucks for a good night.

[Ahhlee]

You want me to be both? 2$....I have a penis and a vagina...it isn't a stretch for me. Plus you get the friends and family discount

 

Will you sing "I Got You Babe" with me or will that cost extra?

[emkay64]

Will you sing "I Got You Babe" with me or will that cost extra?

 

Jesus Christ Ali...ask for a few more things why don't you. I'm thinking of revoking your friends and family discount. Plus...I sing off key.

[emkay64]

I've been bitting my tounge... but emkay don't need to do no roll playing for me to hand her $200 bucks for a good night.

 

Ahhh Snaf...you made me blush :o.

[Ahhlee]

Jesus Christ Ali...ask for a few more things why don't you. I'm thinking of revoking your friends and family discount. Plus...I sing off key.

 

I'm sure with some moral counseling and a little more self-control, you could be singing like a dove in no time!

[ImWithStupid]

I've been bitting my tounge... but emkay don't need to do no roll playing for me to hand her $200 bucks for a good night.

 

$200! You guys do pay too much for stuff in Alaska.

[emkay64]

I'm sure with some moral counseling and a little more self-control, you could be singing like a dove in no time!

 

True. I'm such a waste of skin.

[Ahhlee]

True. I'm such a waste of skin.

 

I also know a good plastic surgeon.....

 

lol

[snafu]

Ahhh Snaf...you made me blush :o.

 

$200! You guys do pay too much for stuff in Alaska.

 

Prices are high up here but the demand for a good lay is greater.

[phreakwars]

I am the Manager (soon to be owner) of a Pizza & BBQ franchise.

 

Gambino's Pizza/Baby Huey's BBQ. Information for Columbus, NE

 

My job consists of befriending, then humiliating teenagers into being productive members of society by teaching them proper social, and cooking skills and techniques, in addition to encouraging higher learning to guide them into the future.

 

I am also the social director for our target consumer group, and the caretaker of human resources and quality control.

 

In other words. I hire worthless teenagers for minimum wage, kick them in the ass and call them fukking useless if they screw up, send em out the door if they piss me off too much.

 

Did I mention I am a very very picky bastard about what comes out of the kitchen I am cooking in.

 

Pretty happy with the crop of employees I have now, I have trained them well.

 

TOUGH LOVE MAN, TOUGH LOVE !!

 

Edit: I guess the main thing about my job I love is the cooking.

 

Pizza is the easy stuff. The real fun is smoking the meats and cooking the other menu items.

 

We compete in all kinds of BBQ stuff, do community fund raising projects, catering, chili cookoffs (which I recently won, have the trophy on display in the store).

 

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[snafu]

I am the Manager (soon to be owner) of a Pizza & BBQ franchise.

 

Gambino's Pizza/Baby Huey's BBQ. Information for Columbus, NE

 

My job consists of befriending, then humiliating teenagers into being productive members of society by teaching them proper social, and cooking skills and techniques, in addition to encouraging higher learning to guide them into the future.

 

I am also the social director for our target consumer group, and the caretaker of human resources and quality control.

 

In other words. I hire worthless teenagers for minimum wage, kick them in the ass and call them fukking useless if they screw up, send em out the door if they piss me off too much.

 

Did I mention I am a very very picky bastard about what comes out of the kitchen I am cooking in.

 

Pretty happy with the crop of employees I have now, I have trained them well.

 

TOUGH LOVE MAN, TOUGH LOVE !!

 

Edit: I guess the main thing about my job I love is the cooking.

 

Pizza is the easy stuff. The real fun is smoking the meats and cooking the other menu items.

 

We compete in all kinds of BBQ stuff, do community fund raising projects, catering, chili cookoffs (which I recently won, have the trophy on display in the store).

 

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I have always wanted to own my own business. I realize that you will probably work twice as hard as if you were just an employee but the reward of the gratification would be tremendous.

 

Some of you know this story but my Aunt and Uncle own their own pizzeria. Franco's They have two stores in New Jersey and they work very hard. They have or had a Paton on a thing called a Panzarotti. This is like a calazone but deep fried.

This is their story.

 

Panzarotti - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

I remember a long time ago I expressed my dream to Uncle Frank and he says " Chuck I tell you what Chuck" (he's Italian) "I'll let you make Panzarotti's for 10 cents on the dollar Chuck." To this day I wish I would've taken him up on that deal.

[Anna Perenna]

I get paid to do <a job> but mostly I just spend time on Facebook, playing online Scrabble, and posting on this forum.

[Old Salt]

I'm on permanent vacation. Sometimes I think about doing something constructive and contributing something to society. Then I think "Nah, that's too much work" and just go back to hanging out here and on facebook.