My New Cat Has Strange Habits

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

November 27, 2008

Onideus Mad Hatter, ye fitful cur, o most insatiate and luxurious woman,

ye moralised:

> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:25:01 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>

>> O<COCK SLAP>

>

> I LIKE TO PLAY MIND GAMES WITH MYSELF INSIDE MY HEAD!!! YEAH!!!

--

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Join me for dinner. I'm cooking surfeiting whore's tit blisters and

squid rectum vinegar on top of festered manatee scrotum and rat snake

snot vinegar garnished with surfeiting erupting pimples smothered in

nearly raw chicken entrails in soured buffalo furuncle with garlic

vinegar, arranged in a gurgling tureen containing rare cooked dessicated

fungus, dried whole fish, oyster and slug, gore, a side of tortoiseshell

cat pancreas and a few ounces of pond scum.

November 27, 2008

On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:18:03 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower

><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>

>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:46:27 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>

>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:16:20 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>>>>wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with

>>>>>the following claims :

>>>>>

>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men

>>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

>>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On<COCK SLAP>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?

>>>>>

>>>>>The sound of all this cock slapping is deafening...

>>>>

>>>>the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who

>>>>gives the better '<cock slap>' (read hand job) matt or

>>>>kadywateveritsnymis?

>>>

>>>Technically speaking that's not actually me. Kabitchy just loves to

>>

>>technicly or not. its not like anyone can tell the difference.

>

>Oh you can tell the difference, it's based upon the person I'm

>replying to since my posts are often largely reflective in nature. If

>someone's posting style dips below a certain level of

>intelligence...then at that point the only response they're ever gonna

>get is an automated bot produced one. So there really is no excuse

>for not knowing exactly what you're gonna get with one of my posts.

wouldn't it have been easyer to just say 'whatever i post is pure

grade, american home made shit'?

> --

>

>Onideus Mad Hatter

>mhm ? x ?

>

>Hatter Quotes

>-------------

>"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

>

>"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

>

>"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

>best."

>

>"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

>with it."

>

>"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

>

>"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

>

>"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

>bad."

>

>"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

>

>"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

>of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

>

>"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

>that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

>of its relevancy."

>

>"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

>creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

>

>"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

>

>"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

>they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

>givin em out for free."

>

>"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

>properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

>

>"Those who record history are those who control history."

>

>"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

>endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

>don't get sent to me...I come for you."

>

>"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

>tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

>

>"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

>function?"

>

>"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

>Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

>indicates an increase in Webtv users."

>

>"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

>gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

November 27, 2008

On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:10:16 +0000, metro-golden-meower

<metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:18:03 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>

>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>

>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:46:27 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:16:20 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with

>>>>>>the following claims :

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men

>>>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

>>>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> On<COCK SLAP>

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?

>>>>>>

>>>>>>The sound of all this cock slapping is deafening...

>>>>>

>>>>>the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who

>>>>>gives the better '<cock slap>' (read hand job) matt or

>>>>>kadywateveritsnymis?

>>>>

>>>>Technically speaking that's not actually me. Kabitchy just loves to

>>>

>>>technicly or not. its not like anyone can tell the difference.

>>

>>Oh you can tell the difference, it's based upon the person I'm

>>replying to since my posts are often largely reflective in nature. If

>>someone's posting style dips below a certain level of

>>intelligence...then at that point the only response they're ever gonna

>>get is an automated bot produced one. So there really is no excuse

>>for not knowing exactly what you're gonna get with one of my posts.

>

>wouldn't it have been easyer to just say 'whatever i post is pure

>grade, american home made shit'?

Nice auto-flame there, Golden-shower, perhaps you should strive to

deserve a little better than shit? nods

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

November 27, 2008

On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower aided th'

terraists with the following claims :

> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:56:19 -0700, §ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

> wrote:

>

>>metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, §ñühwØ£f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with

>>>> the following claims :

>>>>

>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men

>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On<COCK SLAP>

>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?

>>>> The sound of all this cock slapping is deafening...

>>>

>>> the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who

>>> gives the better '<cock slap>' (read hand job) matt or

>>> kadywateveritsnymis?

>>

>>Prolly Maddie...since his hands would be all soft from the baby lotion

>>he pours into his Adult Diapers

>

> that's not something i'd like to think about.

Ok...hmmm...last night the people about three houses down had a big ass

bonfire. 20-somethings with little sense and lots of beer.

I had to get up to let the dog out just in time to see them throwing their

box springs & matresses on the fire...likely they had run out of wood and

were too shitfaced to realise they wouldnt have anything to pass out on.

Of course its about 17 degrees F outside at night so if any of them passed

out outside they'll be dead and frozen to the ground this morning.

Guess they wernt that drunk...

Happy fucking thanksgiving, Usenet Pals

--

"Those who can make you believe absurdities,

can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire

http://www.alternet.org

November 27, 2008

On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:06:23 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:10:16 +0000, metro-golden-meower

><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>

>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:18:03 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>

>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:46:27 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:16:20 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with

>>>>>>>the following claims :

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men

>>>>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

>>>>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> On<COCK SLAP>

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>The sound of all this cock slapping is deafening...

>>>>>>

>>>>>>the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who

>>>>>>gives the better '<cock slap>' (read hand job) matt or

>>>>>>kadywateveritsnymis?

>>>>>

>>>>>Technically speaking that's not actually me. Kabitchy just loves to

>>>>

>>>>technicly or not. its not like anyone can tell the difference.

>>>

>>>Oh you can tell the difference, it's based upon the person I'm

>>>replying to since my posts are often largely reflective in nature. If

>>>someone's posting style dips below a certain level of

>>>intelligence...then at that point the only response they're ever gonna

>>>get is an automated bot produced one. So there really is no excuse

>>>for not knowing exactly what you're gonna get with one of my posts.

>>

>>wouldn't it have been easyer to just say 'whatever i post is pure

>>grade, american home made shit'?

>

>Nice auto-flame there, Golden-shower, perhaps you should strive to

>deserve a little better than shit? nods

that's a spanking good idea. where do i apply for my american

citizenship so i can be a good ol' boy and lame assed american wannabe

flamer like you?

> --

>

>Onideus Mad Hatter

>mhm ? x ?

>

>Hatter Quotes

>-------------

>"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

>

>"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

>

>"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

>best."

>

>"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

>with it."

>

>"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

>

>"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

>

>"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

>bad."

>

>"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

>

>"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

>of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

>

>"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

>that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

>of its relevancy."

>

>"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

>creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

>

>"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

>

>"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

>they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

>givin em out for free."

>

>"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

>properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

>

>"Those who record history are those who control history."

>

>"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

>endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

>don't get sent to me...I come for you."

>

>"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

>tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

>

>"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

>function?"

>

>"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

>Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

>indicates an increase in Webtv users."

>

>"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

>gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

November 27, 2008

On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:21:00 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

wrote:

>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower aided th'

>terraists with the following claims :

>

>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:56:19 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>> wrote:

>>

>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>>>> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with

>>>>> the following claims :

>>>>>

>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men

>>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

>>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On<COCK SLAP>

>>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?

>>>>> The sound of all this cock slapping is deafening...

>>>>

>>>> the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who

>>>> gives the better '<cock slap>' (read hand job) matt or

>>>> kadywateveritsnymis?

>>>

>>>Prolly Maddie...since his hands would be all soft from the baby lotion

>>>he pours into his Adult Diapers

>>

>> that's not something i'd like to think about.

>

>Ok...hmmm...last night the people about three houses down had a big ass

>bonfire. 20-somethings with little sense and lots of beer.

>I had to get up to let the dog out just in time to see them throwing their

>box springs & matresses on the fire...likely they had run out of wood and

>were too shitfaced to realise they wouldnt have anything to pass out on.

>Of course its about 17 degrees F outside at night so if any of them passed

>out outside they'll be dead and frozen to the ground this morning.

><looks outside>

>Guess they wernt that drunk...

i have to have a bondfire soon. i'd been saving stuff up for guy

falks, but the weather screwed that up. so i have lots of bags of

paper and stuff to incinerate pluss some way fucked furniture. the

last bonfire i had i cooked the apples in the neighbours tree.

>Happy fucking thanksgiving, Usenet Pals

November 28, 2008

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message

news:hdssi458clur05jnaothr78vjj8pqqfh7f@4ax.com...

Redacted, bitch

November 28, 2008

"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

news:lcjti4ho43u7d805pfna4qop3r9so5010h@4ax.com...

> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:06:23 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>

>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:10:16 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>

>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:18:03 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:46:27 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:16:20 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, §ñühwØ£f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th'

>>>>>>>>terraists with

>>>>>>>>the following claims :

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I

>>>>>>>>> wonder men

>>>>>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

>>>>>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> On<COCK SLAP>

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>The sound of all this cock slapping is deafening...

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is:

>>>>>>>who

>>>>>>>gives the better '<cock slap>' (read hand job) matt or

>>>>>>>kadywateveritsnymis?

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Technically speaking that's not actually me. Kabitchy just loves

>>>>>>to

>>>>>

>>>>>technicly or not. its not like anyone can tell the difference.

>>>>

>>>>Oh you can tell the difference, it's based upon the person I'm

>>>>replying to since my posts are often largely reflective in nature.

>>>>If

>>>>someone's posting style dips below a certain level of

>>>>intelligence...then at that point the only response they're ever

>>>>gonna

>>>>get is an automated bot produced one. So there really is no excuse

>>>>for not knowing exactly what you're gonna get with one of my posts.

>>>

>>>wouldn't it have been easyer to just say 'whatever i post is pure

>>>grade, american home made shit'?

>>

>>Nice auto-flame there, Golden-shower, perhaps you should strive to

>>deserve a little better than shit? nods

>

> that's a spanking good idea. where do i apply for my american

> citizenship so i can be a good ol' boy and lame assed american wannabe

> flamer like you?

>

Same place he works: WalMart. Be sure & tell em "Maddie the Cart Pusher"

sent you

November 28, 2008

"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

news:9njti4t4qi9j0t97m4us7lm7906g4khmpa@4ax.com...

> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:21:00 -0700, §ñühwØ£f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

> wrote:

>

>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower aided th'

>>terraists with the following claims :

>>

>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:56:19 -0700, §ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, §ñühwØ£f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th'

>>>>>> terraists with

>>>>>> the following claims :

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I

>>>>>>> wonder men

>>>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

>>>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> On<COCK SLAP>

>>>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?

>>>>>> The sound of all this cock slapping is deafening...

>>>>>

>>>>> the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is:

>>>>> who

>>>>> gives the better '<cock slap>' (read hand job) matt or

>>>>> kadywateveritsnymis?

>>>>

>>>>Prolly Maddie...since his hands would be all soft from the baby

>>>>lotion

>>>>he pours into his Adult Diapers

>>>

>>> that's not something i'd like to think about.

>>

>>Ok...hmmm...last night the people about three houses down had a big

>>ass

>>bonfire. 20-somethings with little sense and lots of beer.

>>I had to get up to let the dog out just in time to see them throwing

>>their

>>box springs & matresses on the fire...likely they had run out of wood

>>and

>>were too shitfaced to realise they wouldnt have anything to pass out

>>on.

>>Of course its about 17 degrees F outside at night so if any of them

>>passed

>>out outside they'll be dead and frozen to the ground this morning.

>><looks outside>

>>Guess they wernt that drunk...

>

> i have to have a bondfire soon.

You might want to cash those in before you burn them...

i'd been saving stuff up for guy

> falks, but the weather screwed that up. so i have lots of bags of

> paper and stuff to incinerate pluss some way fucked furniture. the

> last bonfire i had i cooked the apples in the neighbours tree.

>

Instant baked apples...

>>Happy fucking thanksgiving, Usenet Pals

>

November 28, 2008

On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:42:59 +0000, metro-golden-meower

<metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:06:23 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>

>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:10:16 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>

>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:18:03 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:46:27 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:16:20 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with

>>>>>>>>the following claims :

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men

>>>>>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

>>>>>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> On<COCK SLAP>

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>The sound of all this cock slapping is deafening...

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who

>>>>>>>gives the better '<cock slap>' (read hand job) matt or

>>>>>>>kadywateveritsnymis?

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Technically speaking that's not actually me. Kabitchy just loves to

>>>>>

>>>>>technicly or not. its not like anyone can tell the difference.

>>>>

>>>>Oh you can tell the difference, it's based upon the person I'm

>>>>replying to since my posts are often largely reflective in nature. If

>>>>someone's posting style dips below a certain level of

>>>>intelligence...then at that point the only response they're ever gonna

>>>>get is an automated bot produced one. So there really is no excuse

>>>>for not knowing exactly what you're gonna get with one of my posts.

>>>

>>>wouldn't it have been easyer to just say 'whatever i post is pure

>>>grade, american home made shit'?

>>

>>Nice auto-flame there, Golden-shower, perhaps you should strive to

>>deserve a little better than shit? nods

>

>that's a spanking good idea. where do i apply for my american

>citizenship so i can be a good ol' boy and lame assed american wannabe

>flamer like you?

Funny, that's the level you're already on, you poser class dipshit.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

November 30, 2008

On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 14:20:15 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:42:59 +0000, metro-golden-meower

><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>

>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:06:23 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>

>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:10:16 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:18:03 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:46:27 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:16:20 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>>>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with

>>>>>>>>>the following claims :

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men

>>>>>>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

>>>>>>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> On<COCK SLAP>

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>The sound of all this cock slapping is deafening...

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who

>>>>>>>>gives the better '<cock slap>' (read hand job) matt or

>>>>>>>>kadywateveritsnymis?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Technically speaking that's not actually me. Kabitchy just loves to

>>>>>>

>>>>>>technicly or not. its not like anyone can tell the difference.

>>>>>

>>>>>Oh you can tell the difference, it's based upon the person I'm

>>>>>replying to since my posts are often largely reflective in nature. If

>>>>>someone's posting style dips below a certain level of

>>>>>intelligence...then at that point the only response they're ever gonna

>>>>>get is an automated bot produced one. So there really is no excuse

>>>>>for not knowing exactly what you're gonna get with one of my posts.

>>>>

>>>>wouldn't it have been easyer to just say 'whatever i post is pure

>>>>grade, american home made shit'?

>>>

>>>Nice auto-flame there, Golden-shower, perhaps you should strive to

>>>deserve a little better than shit? nods

>>

>>that's a spanking good idea. where do i apply for my american

>>citizenship so i can be a good ol' boy and lame assed american wannabe

>>flamer like you?

>

>Funny, that's the level you're already on, you poser class dipshit.

and what would you know about class, matt? over, what is it, something

like 10 years, you've never shown any class. so you can gracefully

shove your pkb up your arse and sit on it and spin.

> --

>

>Onideus Mad Hatter

>mhm ? x ?

>

>Hatter Quotes

>-------------

>"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

>

>"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

>

>"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

>best."

>

>"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

>with it."

>

>"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

>

>"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

>

>"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

>bad."

>

>"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

>

>"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

>of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

>

>"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

>that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

>of its relevancy."

>

>"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

>creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

>

>"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

>

>"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

>they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

>givin em out for free."

>

>"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

>properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

>

>"Those who record history are those who control history."

>

>"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

>endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

>don't get sent to me...I come for you."

>

>"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

>tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

>

>"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

>function?"

>

>"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

>Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

>indicates an increase in Webtv users."

>

>"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

>gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

November 30, 2008

On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 13:53:20 -0700, ???h???? <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

wrote:

>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

>news:9njti4t4qi9j0t97m4us7lm7906g4khmpa@4ax.com...

>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:21:00 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>> wrote:

>>

>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower aided th'

>>>terraists with the following claims :

>>>

>>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:56:19 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>>>> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th'

>>>>>>> terraists with

>>>>>>> the following claims :

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I

>>>>>>>> wonder men

>>>>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

>>>>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> On<COCK SLAP>

>>>>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?

>>>>>>> The sound of all this cock slapping is deafening...

>>>>>>

>>>>>> the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is:

>>>>>> who

>>>>>> gives the better '<cock slap>' (read hand job) matt or

>>>>>> kadywateveritsnymis?

>>>>>

>>>>>Prolly Maddie...since his hands would be all soft from the baby

>>>>>lotion

>>>>>he pours into his Adult Diapers

>>>>

>>>> that's not something i'd like to think about.

>>>

>>>Ok...hmmm...last night the people about three houses down had a big

>>>ass

>>>bonfire. 20-somethings with little sense and lots of beer.

>>>I had to get up to let the dog out just in time to see them throwing

>>>their

>>>box springs & matresses on the fire...likely they had run out of wood

>>>and

>>>were too shitfaced to realise they wouldnt have anything to pass out

>>>on.

>>>Of course its about 17 degrees F outside at night so if any of them

>>>passed

>>>out outside they'll be dead and frozen to the ground this morning.

>>><looks outside>

>>>Guess they wernt that drunk...

>>

>> i have to have a bondfire soon.

>

>You might want to cash those in before you burn them...

they're american ones. so they're worth more for heat they can produce

than what they where originaly intended for.

> i'd been saving stuff up for guy

>> falks, but the weather screwed that up. so i have lots of bags of

>> paper and stuff to incinerate pluss some way fucked furniture. the

>> last bonfire i had i cooked the apples in the neighbours tree.

>>

>Instant baked apples...

i tried one and it didn't taste to bad.

>>>Happy fucking thanksgiving, Usenet Pals

>>

>

November 30, 2008

metro-golden-meower wrote:

> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 13:53:20 -0700, ???h???? <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

> wrote:

>

>> "metro-golden-meower" <metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote in message

>> news:9njti4t4qi9j0t97m4us7lm7906g4khmpa@4ax.com...

>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:21:00 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>>> wrote:

>>>

>>>> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower aided th'

>>>> terraists with the following claims :

>>>>

>>>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:56:19 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

>>>>>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>>>>>>> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th'

>>>>>>>> terraists with

>>>>>>>> the following claims :

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I

>>>>>>>>> wonder men

>>>>>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

>>>>>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> On<COCK SLAP>

>>>>>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?

>>>>>>>> The sound of all this cock slapping is deafening...

>>>>>>> the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is:

>>>>>>> who

>>>>>>> gives the better '<cock slap>' (read hand job) matt or

>>>>>>> kadywateveritsnymis?

>>>>>> Prolly Maddie...since his hands would be all soft from the baby

>>>>>> lotion

>>>>>> he pours into his Adult Diapers

>>>>> that's not something i'd like to think about.

>>>> Ok...hmmm...last night the people about three houses down had a big

>>>> ass

>>>> bonfire. 20-somethings with little sense and lots of beer.

>>>> I had to get up to let the dog out just in time to see them throwing

>>>> their

>>>> box springs & matresses on the fire...likely they had run out of wood

>>>> and

>>>> were too shitfaced to realise they wouldnt have anything to pass out

>>>> on.

>>>> Of course its about 17 degrees F outside at night so if any of them

>>>> passed

>>>> out outside they'll be dead and frozen to the ground this morning.

>>>> <looks outside>

>>>> Guess they wernt that drunk...

>>> i have to have a bondfire soon.

>> You might want to cash those in before you burn them...

>

> they're american ones. so they're worth more for heat they can produce

> than what they where originaly intended for.

>

To fund the pentagon?

>> i'd been saving stuff up for guy

>>> falks, but the weather screwed that up. so i have lots of bags of

>>> paper and stuff to incinerate pluss some way fucked furniture. the

>>> last bonfire i had i cooked the apples in the neighbours tree.

>>>

>> Instant baked apples...

>

> i tried one and it didn't taste to bad.

>

yard fruit...heh...

>>>> Happy fucking thanksgiving, Usenet Pals

>

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November 30, 2008

On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 19:29:41 +0000, metro-golden-meower

<metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 14:20:15 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>

>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:42:59 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>

>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:06:23 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:10:16 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:18:03 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:46:27 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:16:20 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>>>>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with

>>>>>>>>>>the following claims :

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men

>>>>>>>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

>>>>>>>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> On<COCK SLAP>

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>The sound of all this cock slapping is deafening...

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who

>>>>>>>>>gives the better '<cock slap>' (read hand job) matt or

>>>>>>>>>kadywateveritsnymis?

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>Technically speaking that's not actually me. Kabitchy just loves to

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>technicly or not. its not like anyone can tell the difference.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>Oh you can tell the difference, it's based upon the person I'm

>>>>>>replying to since my posts are often largely reflective in nature. If

>>>>>>someone's posting style dips below a certain level of

>>>>>>intelligence...then at that point the only response they're ever gonna

>>>>>>get is an automated bot produced one. So there really is no excuse

>>>>>>for not knowing exactly what you're gonna get with one of my posts.

>>>>>

>>>>>wouldn't it have been easyer to just say 'whatever i post is pure

>>>>>grade, american home made shit'?

>>>>

>>>>Nice auto-flame there, Golden-shower, perhaps you should strive to

>>>>deserve a little better than shit? nods

>>>

>>>that's a spanking good idea. where do i apply for my american

>>>citizenship so i can be a good ol' boy and lame assed american wannabe

>>>flamer like you?

>>

>>Funny, that's the level you're already on, you poser class dipshit.

>

>and wh<COCK SLAP>

I'm sorry, but until you can figure out basic punctuation I've deemed

you too unintelligent to continue to converse with. Have fun

entertaining my bot, Lesser.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

November 30, 2008

On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 13:49:48 -0700, ???h???? <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

wrote:

>R<COCK SLAP>

What were you saying, Babfur? How come you got yer diapers all up in

a twist?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

November 30, 2008

On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:49:05 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

<invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>O<COCK SLAP>

Looks like it's time to fuck your mouth shut again, eh Kabitchy?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

November 30, 2008

Onideus Mad Hatter, ye errant carrion monster, when thou is best, thou

is a little worse than a man, and when thou is worst, thou is little

better than a beast, ye contrived:

> On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:49:05 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>

>> O<COCK SLAP>

>

> My stepdad has been raping me since I was 12, he also hits me in

> the head and tells me to kill myself.

--

alt.usenet.kooks

"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."

Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

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September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.

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and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.

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Find me on Google Maps: 24?39'47.13"S, 134?4'20.18"E

Join me for dinner. I'm cooking cooked sufficiently hobo's nose hairs

accompanied with scorched gorilla giblet with strawberry vinegar, cooked

in a wriggling mug heaped with unhealthy particles of cauliflower and

rhubarb with medley of beet in tea, a side of fruit and a chalice of

rancid beet juice.

November 30, 2008

On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 14:12:01 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 19:29:41 +0000, metro-golden-meower

><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>

>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 14:20:15 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>

>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:42:59 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>

>>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:06:23 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:10:16 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:18:03 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>On Thu, 27 Nov 2008 12:13:25 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>>>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:46:27 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

>>>>>>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:16:20 +0000, metro-golden-meower

>>>>>>>>><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:50:40 -0700, ???hw?f <snuhwolf@yahoo.com>

>>>>>>>>>>wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:17:55 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with

>>>>>>>>>>>the following claims :

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye ill-nurtured young fry of treachery, I wonder men

>>>>>>>>>>>> dare trust themselves with thee, ye crabbed:

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:30:04 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

>>>>>>>>>>>>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On<COCK SLAP>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>> I feel used, cheap, and dirty. Could you do that again?

>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>The sound of all this cock slapping is deafening...

>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>the real question, i feel like i'm on bbc question time here, is: who

>>>>>>>>>>gives the better '<cock slap>' (read hand job) matt or

>>>>>>>>>>kadywateveritsnymis?

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>Technically speaking that's not actually me. Kabitchy just loves to

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>technicly or not. its not like anyone can tell the difference.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>Oh you can tell the difference, it's based upon the person I'm

>>>>>>>replying to since my posts are often largely reflective in nature. If

>>>>>>>someone's posting style dips below a certain level of

>>>>>>>intelligence...then at that point the only response they're ever gonna

>>>>>>>get is an automated bot produced one. So there really is no excuse

>>>>>>>for not knowing exactly what you're gonna get with one of my posts.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>wouldn't it have been easyer to just say 'whatever i post is pure

>>>>>>grade, american home made shit'?

>>>>>

>>>>>Nice auto-flame there, Golden-shower, perhaps you should strive to

>>>>>deserve a little better than shit? nods

>>>>

>>>>that's a spanking good idea. where do i apply for my american

>>>>citizenship so i can be a good ol' boy and lame assed american wannabe

>>>>flamer like you?

>>>

>>>Funny, that's the level you're already on, you poser class dipshit.

>>

>>and wh<COCK SLAP>

seeing as you are a rentboy <assuming you are just in it for the money

and not for the sheare pleasure of it>, what is the going price for a

good '<cock slap>' and how much does anal and a blowjob cost? i hace

cash handy. tia.

>I'm sorry, but until you can figure out basic punctuation I've deemed

>you too unintelligent to continue to converse with. Have fun

>entertaining my bot, Lesser.

if you feel safter running away like a scared rentboy, then do so. i'm

sure you're big daddy pimp bot will protect your from those mean ol'

nasty people who you let use you.

> --

>

>Onideus Mad Hatter

>mhm ? x ?

>

>Hatter Quotes

>-------------

>"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

>

>"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

>

>"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

>best."

>

>"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

>with it."

>

>"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

>

>"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

>

>"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

>bad."

>

>"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

>

>"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

>of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

>

>"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

>that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

>of its relevancy."

>

>"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

>creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

>

>"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

>

>"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

>they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

>givin em out for free."

>

>"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

>properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

>

>"Those who record history are those who control history."

>

>"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

>endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

>don't get sent to me...I come for you."

>

>"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

>tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

>

>"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

>function?"

>

>"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

>Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

>indicates an increase in Webtv users."

>

>"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

>gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

December 2, 2008

On Sun, 30 Nov 2008 12:19:53 +0000, metro-golden-meower

<metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>se<COCK SLAP>

I'm sorry, but until you can figure out basic punctuation I've deemed

you too unintelligent to continue to converse with. Have fun

entertaining my bot, Lesser.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

December 2, 2008

On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 23:04:56 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

<invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>O<COCK SLAP>

Looks like it's time to fuck your mouth shut again, eh Kabitchy?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

Hatter Quotes

-------------

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

December 2, 2008

Onideus Mad Hatter, ye depraved false fiend, thy will is most malignant,

ye exudated:

> On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 23:04:56 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>

>> O<COCK SLAP>

>

> It keeps demons from crawling into my ears.

--

alt.usenet.kooks

"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."

Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007.

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:

September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner

and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.

Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660

Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk

Member of:

Usenet Ruiner List

Top Assholes on the Net List

Most hated usenetizens of all time List

Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List

Find me on Google Maps: 24?39'47.13"S, 134?4'20.18"E

Join me for dinner. I'm cooking accursed finch gizzard and quagga

intestines garnish accentuated with cooked enough duodenum inside

festering kitten ulcer with clove vinegar with alarming syphilis scabs

and turnip conserve with fecal gonad aside grisly meerkat nostril with

turnip seasoning with ghastly sloth vein and buzzard pustule marinade

with perished chicken entrails, cooked in a gurgling saucepan containing

bloody potato, chewy sundry bits of pork, melted cheese, a side of fish

eyeballs and a few ounces of lymph and emulsified fats.

December 2, 2008

On Tue, 02 Dec 2008 09:49:47 +0000, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with

the following claims :

> Onideus Mad Hatter, ye depraved false fiend, thy will is most malignant,

> ye exudated:

>

>> On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 23:04:56 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man"

>> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>>

>>> O<COCK SLAP>

>>

>> It keeps demons from crawling into my ears.

Wow. Would that be a Dodge Demon? The one with the 440 under the hood, yo?

Somwon must have big fuckin ears...

--

"Those who can make you believe absurdities,

can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire

http://www.alternet.org

December 5, 2008

On Tue, 02 Dec 2008 01:05:27 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter

<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Sun, 30 Nov 2008 12:19:53 +0000, metro-golden-meower

><metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>

>>se<COCK SLAP>

>

>I'm sorry, but until you can figure out basic punctuation I've deemed

>you too unintelligent to continue to converse with. Have fun

>entertaining my bot, Lesser.

and here it is. matt's owner and protector, big bad ol' daddy pimpbot,

running to the spankards protection yet again.

> --

>

>Onideus Mad Hatter

>mhm ? x ?

>

>Hatter Quotes

>-------------

>"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're

> saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

>

>"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

>

>"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

>best."

>

>"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

>with it."

>

>"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

>

>"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

>

>"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

>bad."

>

>"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

>

>"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

>of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

>

>"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

>that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

>of its relevancy."

>

>"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

>creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

>

>"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

>

>"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

>they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

>givin em out for free."

>

>"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

>properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

>

>"Those who record history are those who control history."

>

>"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

>endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

>don't get sent to me...I come for you."

>

>"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

>tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

>

>"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

>function?"

>

>"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

>Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

>indicates an increase in Webtv users."

>

>"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

>gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

December 5, 2008

On Fri, 05 Dec 2008 11:07:38 +0000, metro-golden-meower

<metro-golden-meower@meowdot.org> wrote:

>an<COCK SLAP>

I'm sorry, but until you can figure out basic punctuation I've deemed

you too unintelligent to continue to converse with. Have fun

entertaining my bot, Lesser.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?