The BBQ Rules

[Anna Perenna]

This is kind of lame, but I liked it:

 

The BBQ season has just begun here in Oz. Therefore it is important to refresh everyones' memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.

 

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

 

Routine:

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

 

Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

 

More routine:

(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

 

Important again:

(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

 

More routine:

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

 

And most important of all:

(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

[snafu]

This is kind of lame, but I liked it:

 

The BBQ season has just begun here in Oz. Therefore it is important to refresh everyones' memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.

 

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

 

Routine:

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

 

Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

 

More routine:

(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

 

Important again:

(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

 

More routine:

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

 

And most important of all:

(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

 

Okay so what's your point?

[Old Salt]

Damn, I wish I woulda read the rulebook. I used to have to prepare the meat, too, besides throwing it on the grill.

[wez]

Christ.. I got fukked.. for 20 years I did All the cooking, All the shopping, All the preparing, and All the cleaning up afterwards..

 

At least 99% anywho.. I shat you not.

 

Since I've been a freebird, I don't even cook nearly as much.. Not as much fun to cook for myself. She did appreciate it.. and loved my food. Cept when she'd get pissed and throw it in the garbage and refuse to eat on many occasions like your average tampon tossing hissy fitter..

 

Meh... Kinda liked it actually... I got to buy and make what I wanted and if I didn't clean up, it wouldn't get done.. I tend to not like a pile of dirty dishes sitting there.. I like to do em as I cook.. No big whoop.. I like cooking.. I can grill a steak like nobodies biz and I'm the best fukking dishwasher north of the mason dixon line..

 

 

All by hand, emmy

 

 

Dishwashers are for panzi's ~ wez

 

 

 

Disclaimer: Shat is the Intellectual property of Anna fukking Perenna Inc.

If you aint Anna trained, you aint sh t

 

 

 

Disclaimer: Tampon tossing hissy fitter is the Intellectual property of fukking Ali, queen of the bi-Sites!

 

Yay Ali!

 

 

 

[hugo]

Christ.. I got fukked.. for 20 years I did All the cooking, All the shopping, All the preparing, and All the cleaning up afterwards..

 

 

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Makes you a girly man.

[wez]

Makes you a girly man.

 

 

Yay me..

 

 

 

Disclaimer: wez is a dumbass

 

 

[Anna Perenna]

Okay so what's your point?

 

The point is ....... sorry, I spoke out of turn.

 

Can I get you a beer?

[snafu]

The point is ....... sorry, I spoke out of turn.

 

Can I get you a beer?

 

Yeah you can fetch yourself one too.

[Guest sheik-yerbouti]

This is kind of lame, but I liked it:

 

The BBQ season has just begun here in Oz. Therefore it is important to refresh everyones' memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.

 

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

 

Routine:

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

 

Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

 

More routine:

(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

 

Important again:

(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

 

More routine:

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

 

And most important of all:

(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

 

That was funny.