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Ohhhhhh yeah. And dark hair. He's gotta have dark hair. And he never dresses up but the first time you invite him to meet your parents he surprises you by cleaning up and wearing a blazer with a crisp white t-shirt underneath it and jeans...

 

sigh

 

I really need to seek out some therapy.

 

See...that all sounds pretty good :D Hardly need therapy for that!

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RO just gave me a great idea for a post. :)

 

Heh heh... not the first time my name and post have been used in the same sentence.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Just look at that tiny moustache. Looks like Adolph.

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He is the only cat I've ever liked... alright loved. Fukk all the other stinky, box-pissing, box-sh!tting, shedding flea bags out there. Bizzy rules.

 

Tried fukkin' a cat once. I found out why people get 'em declawed.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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Tried fukkin' a cat once. I found out why people get 'em declawed.

 

It's okay to love your pets....it's just NOT okay to loooove (AKA Fuk) your pets. Are you a one ball man now?

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It's okay to love your pets....it's just NOT okay to loooove (AKA Fuk) your pets. Are you a one ball man now?

 

No , the nut loss was due to being kicked by a sheep. That was a baaaa--d experience. The cat incident is part of the reason that in real life I am most frequently called Ugly Scarface Asshole.

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The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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No , the nut loss was due to being kicked by a sheep. That was a baaaa--d experience. The cat incident is part of the reason that in real life I am most frequently called Ugly Scarface Asshole.

 

Oh THAT'S why you're called that.

 

I'd always wondered.

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...and I don't care if he makes a good impression on my parents. They've disappointed me on many occasions. :D

 

My parents seriously disapproved of my ex and they're actually pretty decent people so I'd hate to disppoint them twice.

 

I would bring eddo home to meet them but the cold and snow make him cry like a wee girl.

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Now wez on the other hand..... :p

 

hahaha

 

 

I'm from the heartland... Jeans, T shirts.. hate sweaters. Always have.. Occasional golf shirt, rarely when golfing.. Too restrictive for my sweet swing..

 

That, and it's prolly safe to say I was the only dry cleaner on Earth that didn't own a suit.. Matter of fact, never had a suit on in my life.. Hope I never do..

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Let's see if I can figure out this photo stuff...

 

Here's Itchy and Scratchy taking an afternoon nap together because they're gay. :)

 

Awww.. cute kitties Ali.. I actually scanned a few pics today, if you can believe it.. :D

 

 

Here's Piggy and Fats.. Just down to Fats now though.. Both male, and gay.. hahaha

 

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Cool.. here was a pic I missed.. Thought I forgot to scan it...

 

 

Piggy and his 1st brother, Whisky.. Who sadly got feline luekemia at about 13 years old..

 

He was such a brat.. :D

 

 

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Oh to be a cat.....lounge around all day, get fed regularly, get someone to pet you whenever you are in the mood to be pampered. What a life!

 

God I wish I was a cat.. bout as close as I'm ever gonna get.. ;)

 

 

Not the lounging part and I have no one to feed and pet me.. :(

 

 

But aint no one that can make me do sh t.. hahahaha

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