Scrabble Skanks - A Just BS Tale

[Ahhlee]

If it makes you feel better, you me and Ali can make a porn movie together?

 

<This film needs a heading>

 

Watch things turn racy when three online scrabble pals get together for a game IRL. Anna's been drinking too much wine but everything's fine until Ali starts gloating. Emkay realises there's only one sure-fire way to ease the tension in the room ......

 

Huzzah! I'm in.

 

As for a title:

 

Scrabble Skanks

 

Lusty Letters with Luscious Ladies

 

Three Way Sex = Triple the Fun (and points)

[Anna Perenna]

Pillow fight!

 

...oh yeah...skimpy jammies too.

 

Really? I just assumed that Ali and I would be topless, and you'd be wearing nothing but a strap-on

 

Huzzah! I'm in.

 

As for a title:

 

Scrabble Skanks

 

Lusty Letters with Luscious Ladies

 

Three Way Sex = Triple the Fun (and points)

 

I refuse to film anything that isn't called Scrabble Skanks - that title is divine!

 

LOL!!

[ImWithStupid]

Really? I just assumed that Ali and I would be topless, and you'd be wearing nothing but a strap-on

 

 

 

I refuse to film anything that isn't called Scrabble Skanks - that title is divine!

 

LOL!!

 

Wow! What a coincidence. I'm a new film producer that is about to cast for my new movie, Scrabble Skanks.

 

How about that!

 

Must be fate with a touch of destiny.

 

pst! - Call me.

[eddo]

Wez and IWS really need to get the hell out of the way or the hot girl porno talk....

[ImWithStupid]

Wez and IWS really need to get the hell out of the way or the hot girl porno talk....

 

Jealous much. Bitch!

[emkay64]

Scrabble Skanks it is!

 

This porno starts out like all porn does. Add the next installment anyone.

 

Ali, Anna and Emkay knew each other from an online gaming site where all three enjoyed the high stakes game of.....Scrabble. Tonight was no exception. After Emkay won using the word "Quixotry", the girls decided to spice it up by playing an arousing game of porn scrabble. Anna places the word "xenophilia". It is then the girls decide they should meet.

 

By pure coincidence of course they all live in the same city. It was decided they would meet up at Ali's place. After arrival, it is clear. All 3 women are extremely attractive. As it turns out, Anna is is a peruvian porn star named "V", while Ali is a striking red head with 42" inch legs, green eyes, and a body made for fukking. Emkay is......

[snafu]

Just a minute Oh oh oh ohoooooo... Ok keep playing!

[emkay64]

How graphic can we get here?

[ImWithStupid]

How graphic can we get here?

 

 

We'd prefer it stays at least an "R" rating.

[emkay64]

at least? So free reign then.

[ImWithStupid]

at least? So free reign then.

 

Just kidding. "R" or under please.

[emkay64]

Just kidding. "R" or under please.

 

Boring! more crap to make this long enough.......

[Ahhlee]

Scrabble Skanks it is!

 

This porno starts out like all porn does. Add the next installment anyone.

 

Ali, Anna and Emkay knew each other from an online gaming site where all three enjoyed the high stakes game of.....Scrabble. Tonight was no exception. After Emkay won using the word "Quixotry", the girls decided to spice it up by playing an arousing game of porn scrabble. Anna places the word "xenophilia". It is then the girls decide they should meet.

 

By pure coincidence of course they all live in the same city. It was decided they would meet up at Ali's place. After arrival, it is clear. All 3 women are extremely attractive. As it turns out, Anna is is a peruvian porn star named "V", while Ali is a striking red head with 42" inch legs, green eyes, and a body made for fukking. Emkay is......

 

....a smoking hot blonde with caramel colored sun-drenched skin and a penchant for naughtiness.

 

Ali serves the girls glasses of wine and they all settle in for an evening of fun and relaxation. The comfortable sofas, crackling fire in the fireplace and Marvin Gaye cd playing in the background sets an arousing and tantalizing mood. The scrabble board sits on the table between them, beckoning them to play.

 

Emkay, already giddy with the wine and excitement of playing scrabble with such enticing women, starts out the game with a bang by using the word "zygote". As she places the "e" tile down, the shoulder strap of her dress falls exposing her right breast....

 

(This would be a good example of porn geared for women, as mood, lighting and ambiance are important to the fairer sex.)

 

 

Here's a version for the guys: Three hot chicks get together and play a board game. They start rolling around on the floor and touching eachother. Nipple tweaking, candle wax, whipped cream, strap-on, everyone cums. The end.

 

 

Don't faint, eddo!!!!

[eddo]

 

Don't faint, eddo!!!!

 

too late... faints

[emkay64]

Female version:

 

....Emkay smiles nervously and attempts to recover the fallen strap, but as she does Anna stops her. It is clear that the scrabble game is over. Anna pulls the other strap down revealing....an exquisite pair of breasts.

 

male version:

 

Anna rips the dress off in a feverish frenzy, revealing an amazing set of double D cajooblies which she promptly begins sucking.

 

IWS version:

 

Emkay feels uncomfortable and goes home.

[ImWithStupid]

 

IWS version:

 

Emkay feels uncomfortable and goes home.

 

So! Something like that could wreck a perfectly good game of Scrabble.

[Ahhlee]

Female version:

 

....Emkay smiles nervously and attempts to recover the fallen strap, but as she does Anna stops her. It is clear that the scrabble game is over. Anna pulls the other strap down revealing....an exquisite pair of breasts.

 

male version:

 

Anna rips the dress off in a feverish frenzy, revealing an amazing set of double D cajooblies which she promptly begins sucking.

 

IWS version:

 

Emkay feels uncomfortable and goes home.

 

LOL!!!

 

Eddo version:

 

All three women perform naughty, twisted, immoral acts on one another throughout the night but it's ok because the next day they wake up, go to church and eat fruit pizza at the fellowship following the service.

 

snafu version:

 

While Anna, Ali and Emkay are exploring their new sexual awakenings, in walks Sarah Palin with an uzi in one hand and a dead wolf in the other ready at that very moment to participate in a little bi-sexuality...

 

hugo version:

 

As the girls began getting hot from playing with one another, each of them took a moment to remember that the Constitution protects their right to indulge in these sensual activities within the privacy of their own home.

 

RoyalOrleans version:

 

Anna calls RO to tell him about the new and creative way she learned to lay down scrabble tiles with her friends and asks him if he wants to come watch.

[RoyalOrleans]

LOL!!!

 

RoyalOrleans version:

 

Anna calls RO to tell him about the new and creative way she learned to lay down scrabble tiles with her friends and asks him if he wants to come watch.

 

Then I stick my nose in the closest cunny and scream, "AHH! AHH! AHH! AHHHHHHHH!!!" in my best Robert Plant singing Black Dog voice.

[emkay64]

Nose? You must have a big one?

[RoyalOrleans]

Nose? You must have a big one?

 

Yes.

 

It's a finely tuned bullsh!t detector.

[wez]

wez version:

 

The girls sit down to a nice game of scrabble.. about 3/4 through with the score very close, Ali looks slyly at Anna and Emmy licks her lips in delight.. Shirts are torn from one anothers bodies and wez shuts off DVD mumbling.. Christ, that was just getting good.. What a waste of perfectly good letters..

 

 

 

I would too!

 

 

I'm a girly man...

[Anna Perenna]

Female version:

 

....Emkay smiles nervously and attempts to recover the fallen strap, but as she does Anna stops her. It is clear that the scrabble game is over. Anna pulls the other strap down revealing....an exquisite pair of breasts.

 

male version:

 

Anna rips the dress off in a feverish frenzy, revealing an amazing set of double D cajooblies which she promptly begins sucking.

 

IWS version:

 

Emkay feels uncomfortable and goes home.

 

I can't believe you made me suck your tits.

 

That's awesome.

 

I'm speechless.

 

LOL!!!!!

 

Eddo version:

 

All three women perform naughty, twisted, immoral acts on one another throughout the night but it's ok because the next day they wake up, go to church and eat fruit pizza at the fellowship following the service.

 

snafu version:

 

While Anna, Ali and Emkay are exploring their new sexual awakenings, in walks Sarah Palin with an uzi in one hand and a dead wolf in the other ready at that very moment to participate in a little bi-sexuality...

 

hugo version:

 

As the girls began getting hot from playing with one another, each of them took a moment to remember that the Constitution protects their right to indulge in these sensual activities within the privacy of their own home.

 

RoyalOrleans version:

 

Anna calls RO to tell him about the new and creative way she learned to lay down scrabble tiles with her friends and asks him if he wants to come watch.

 

Then I stick my nose in the closest cunny and scream, "AHH! AHH! AHH! AHHHHHHHH!!!" in my best Robert Plant singing Black Dog voice.

 

I can't even cope with how funny this is. I have tears streaming down my face right now from laughing so hard.

 

I'll be back later (after recovering my composure) to try to up the ante a little ....

 

...... stay tuned because it's going to get twisted

[eddo]

...... stay tuned because it's going to get twisted

 

 

Please, no midgets.

 

 

I just can't handle midgets...

 

 

 

 

 

 

and Ali conveniently left Alyssa Milano out of the eddo version...

[snafu]

I can't believe you made me suck your tits.

 

That's awesome.

 

I'm speechless.

 

LOL!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

I can't even cope with how funny this is. I have tears streaming down my face right now from laughing so hard.

 

I'll be back later (after recovering my composure) to try to up the ante a little ....

 

...... stay tuned because it's going to get twisted

 

 

Please, no midgets.

 

 

I just can't handle midgets...

 

 

 

 

 

 

and Ali conveniently left Alyssa Milano out of the eddo version...

 

IWS I think this ones' gonna need it's own thread.

[Anna Perenna]

Female Version:

 

Watching Anna place the word 'Jukebox' on the triple letter score was the final straw for Ali. Through lowered lids her piercing green eyes glowered and with steely voice she muttered through pouty pink lips:

 

"You bitch"

 

Anna flipped her silky blonde hair, her deep black eyes staring back nonchalantly.

 

"What's the matter, Ali girl? You're not going to be a sore loser, are you?"

 

Anna had always enjoyed goading Ali. Ever since they had gone to Beverly Hills Private Spoiled Rich Girls High School together, they had been in silent but very serious competition with each other. Both wanted to be the alpha female. Both would never admit it, though.

 

At that moment their other high school friend Emkay walked back in the room, her long brown legs bared to the very top of her supple thighs where they met her tiny white shorty shorts. She rolled her piercing aquamarine eyes and snorted at them both.

 

"You two - honestly! Have a drink and chill out already"

 

Emkay placed on the table a selection of wines, cheeses, pastes, crackers, fruit and chocolate. All three girls took several moments to stare in delight at the feast.

 

In fact, ladies, here are some pictures:

 

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Ali, Anna and Emkay then ate all the delicious food, drank all the wine and enjoyed themselves thoroughly. They did some lesbian stuff but it was nowhere near as good as the chocolate-dipped strawberries so I won't even bother mentioning it.

 

The end.