Anna Perenna Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Male Version: Anna: Blonde, tanned, brown eyed, 5"11, 36DD Ali: Fiery Brunette, tanned, green eyed, 5"4, 36DD Emkay: Blonde, tanned, blue eyed, 5"8, 36DD Action: RO dips his nose into each cunny one by one and gives it a rating out of 10 for taste, smell and appearance. Eddo takes a magnifying glass to each anus and gives it a rating out of 10 for general appearance. Bonus points are awarded to freshly bleached sphincters. None of the ladies speak. Their mouths are busy performing fellatio. Everyone has wild jungle sex with everyone else, in every position, in every possible location. When it's all over, Anna writes a poem about how much she loves the word 'cunny'. 1 Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
ImWithStupid Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Male Version: Anna: Blonde, tanned, brown eyed, 5"11, 36DD Ali: Fiery Brunette, tanned, green eyed, 5"4, 36DD Emkay: Blonde, tanned, blue eyed, 5"8, 36DD Great! Now you just lost me. I prefer a 5'06" to 5'08" chick with red/auburn hair 36D with green eyes. Quote
emkay64 Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 I can't believe you made me suck your tits. That's awesome. I'm speechless. LOL!!!!! I never made you do anything. You were totally into it....and they are exquisite The "chocolate" kinda looks like pud....I'm sure it tastes delightful though Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Male Version: Anna: Blonde, tanned, brown eyed, 5"11, 36DD Ali: Fiery Brunette, tanned, green eyed, 5"4, 36DD Emkay: Blonde, tanned, blue eyed, 5"8, 36DD Do the curtains match the carpet? Action: RO dips his nose into each cunny one by one and gives it a rating out of 10 for taste, smell and appearance. Then I yank my John Thomas out and do the deed. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 Male Version: Anna: Blonde, tanned, brown eyed, 5"11, 36DD Ali: Fiery Brunette, tanned, green eyed, 5"4, 36DD Emkay: Blonde, tanned, blue eyed, 5"8, 36DD Action: RO dips his nose into each cunny one by one and gives it a rating out of 10 for taste, smell and appearance. Eddo takes a magnifying glass to each anus and gives it a rating out of 10 for general appearance. Bonus points are awarded to freshly bleached sphincters. None of the ladies speak. Their mouths are busy performing fellatio. Everyone has wild jungle sex with everyone else, in every position, in every possible location. When it's all over, Anna writes a poem about how much she loves the word 'cunny'. LMFAO! Brilliant. Did you hear that, eddo? You had sex in Anna's version, even if you did have to look at a bunch of buttholes first. Now isn't that better than Alyssa Milano? Hmmm? Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 Great! Now you just lost me. I prefer a 5'06" to 5'08" chick with red/auburn hair 36D with green eyes. I think we just lost our producer for "falling short" in his hot chick appearance guidelines. Damn it. And I was really looking forward to showing all of you my new trick of placing down scrabble tiles with my taut, toned and perfect butt cheeks. Quote
eddo Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Negative rep to Anna for making me the anus inspector.... Positive rep to Anna for letting me get some! Quote I'm trusted by more women.
Ahhlee Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 Negative rep to Anna for making me the anus inspector.... Positive rep to Anna for letting me get some! If she had let you get some and made you the official boobies inspector, you probably would have slipped into a coma. She's looking out for your best interests. Quote
eddo Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 If she had let you get some and made you the official boobies inspector, you probably would have slipped into a coma. She's looking out for your best interests. most excellent point. Being anus inspector really wouldn't be so bad, except Wez keeps showing me his. over and over and over and over and over.... 1 Quote I'm trusted by more women.
Ahhlee Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 wez version: Anna, Ali and Emkay were all 18 year old college students who enjoyed scrabble, golf and astonomy. While they were out at the golf course one day wearing very short skirts, they decided that an evening of strip Scrabble would be a fun way to spend a Saturday night. No one controlled anyone else, they were all allowed to be themselves, they paused to view Venus on the horizon in Emkay's new telescope while touching themselves and they were all very, very young. The end. IWS version: The same as Anna's version, except all the girls were 5'8" red-heads with green eyes. The end. Bender version: The girls moved on from sex and Scrabble and moved on to the kitchen to refuel. Anna baked gumdrop cookies, Emkay started cooking an amazing chili and Ali made her awesome Blackberry brandy slush (<--- Seriously, it's great! I should find the recipe and post it.) Then they discussed ideas on how to make teenagers more responsible and reliable in the work place. Then they had more sex. The end. Quote
eddo Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Bender version: The girls moved on from sex and Scrabble and moved on to the kitchen to refuel. Anna baked gumdrop cookies, Emkay started cooking an amazing chili and Ali made her awesome Blackberry brandy slush (<--- Seriously, it's great! I should find the recipe and post it.) Then they discussed ideas on how to make teenagers more responsible and reliable in the work place. He then put the ladies in a refrigerator box with the word"idiot" written on it, and taunted them with farts. Then they had more sex. The end. ^^edited for .. well, cause I felt like it was missing something. Quote I'm trusted by more women.
Ahhlee Posted November 20, 2008 Author Posted November 20, 2008 ^^edited for .. well, cause I felt like it was missing something. You're so right. That was just the touch of class that version needed. Well done! Quote
emkay64 Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 .."taunted them with farts"...WTF Eddo?!!! Quote
ImWithStupid Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 .."taunted them with farts"...WTF Eddo?!!! Yea. WTF. It's not "tauting" when they enjoy it. Sheesh. Quote
Anna Perenna Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Please, no midgets. I just can't handle midgets.... Ok, but, do you really think it's fair to exclude Wez? Negative rep to Anna for making me the anus inspector.... Positive rep to Anna for letting me get some! I don't understand ...... you specifically asked me to be the anus inspector! In fact, you begged me. The girls moved on from sex and Scrabble and moved on to the kitchen to refuel. Anna baked gumdrop cookies, Emkay started cooking an amazing chili and Ali made her awesome Blackberry brandy slush (<--- Seriously, it's great! I should find the recipe and post it.) Then they discussed ideas on how to make teenagers more responsible and reliable in the work place. Then they had more sex. The end. I vote we ask Bender to be the producer/director. You know the buffet on set would always be stocked. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
emkay64 Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 Ok, but, do you really think it's fair to exclude Wez? I don't understand ...... you specifically asked me to be the anus inspector! In fact, you begged me. I vote we ask Bender to be the producer/director. You know the buffet on set would always be stocked. Bender can be the purveyor of flavored lube, or gets the role of pizza delivery guy. 1 Quote
wez Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 wez version: Anna, Ali and Emkay were all 18 year old college students who enjoyed scrabble, golf and astonomy. While they were out at the golf course one day wearing very short skirts, they decided that an evening of strip Scrabble would be a fun way to spend a Saturday night. No one controlled anyone else, they were all allowed to be themselves, they paused to view Venus on the horizon in Emkay's new telescope while touching themselves and they were all very, very young. The end. . Hahaha... I gave up chasing 20 year olds over a year ago... experience is much sexier these days.. Non control is fukking hot! Cept when I beg be to put in handcuffs.. Quote
Anna Perenna Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 Bender ..... gets the role of pizza delivery guy. Oh yes, that's genius! Or Chi can be the pizza delivery girl, who we invite in to share a slice but ends up getting drunk with us, stripping down, and ringing Bender up to tell him she's quitting her lousy low paying job. Things get crazy when Bender turns up at the house to pick up his money ..... Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
wez Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 Things get crazy when Bender turns up at the house to pick up his money ..... ..when wez opens the door and says, "I'm not you", starts quoting Jesus and tells him money is an illusion and you'll get nothing from me.. Then eddo comes out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles and... Quote
Anna Perenna Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 ..when wez opens the door and says, "I'm not you", starts quoting Jesus and tells him money is an illusion and you'll get nothing from me.. Then eddo comes out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles and... and ..... just before the credits roll, Eddo straight up bricks in Frodo's mouth. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Ahhlee Posted November 21, 2008 Author Posted November 21, 2008 and ..... just before the credits roll, Eddo straight up bricks in Frodo's mouth. LMFAO! There's no topping that! Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 and ..... just before the credits roll, Eddo straight up bricks in Frodo's mouth. Now... I will have nightmares. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
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