ImWithStupid Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 What a moron... Rapper gets 20 years after writing shooting song 1 hr 59 mins ago DUBLIN, Ga. – He shot a man twice and felt so good about it, police said, a rapper wrote a song describing the shooting and calling out the victim by name. A judge sentenced 25-year-old Rico Todriquez Wright Monday to spend the next 20 years in prison after his victim mentioned the hip hop confession to police. Chad Blue, 28, told police he had known Wright before the September 2006 shooting, but that the men weren't friendly. He testified companions egged Wright on as he chased and shot his victim in the thigh and groin. Later, Blue told police he recognized Wright's voice on a CD, rapping "Chad Blue knows how I shoot." Wright was sentenced to 20 years for two counts of aggravated assault. He will spend another 20 years on probation. Rapper gets 20 years after writing shooting song - Yahoo! News Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 20, 2008 Posted November 20, 2008 This doesn't even surprise me a little. What a bonehead. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 "Butt Bandit - case cracked!" Hahaha! NOVEMBER 25--Nebraska's notorious "butt bandit" was charged today with a public indecency spree in which he allegedly lathered his private parts in baby lotion and then left "butt and penis prints on local business windows" in the city of Valentine. Thomas Larvie' date=' named today in a nine-count misdemeanor criminal complaint, was arrested last Wednesday after Officer Dana Miller spotted him "trying to hide in the shadows" near a parking lot. A detailed (and gross) probable cause affidavit, a copy of which you'll find below, notes that Larvie, 35, was wearing a handkerchief over his face and had a 16.5 ounce bottle of "Baby Magic Baby Lotion" in his pants pocket when approached by Miller at around 3:30 AM. Oh, and Larvie's "erect penis was partially protruding" from his unzipped pants. A subsequent police investigation determined that eight Valentine businesses--including the post office, a livestock firm, and a pharmacy--had been left with butt and/or penis prints on their doors and windows. Some of the firms also had pages from a pornographic magazine stuck on the exterior of their premises. Jay Hollenbeck's Farm Bureau was hit particularly hard, with "penis prints on a west window, a butt and penis print on a south window, a penis print on a west window, and a penis print on the door." According to the Cherry County Attorney, police had spent several months probing prior lotion incidents before Larvie's November 19 bust. Following his arrest, Larvie told police, "I'm mental, I think I will kill myself." After being booked into the county jail, Larvie was transported for "emergency protective custody" to Great Plains Regional Medical Center.[/quote'] FULL STORY HERE! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 "Butt Bandit - case cracked!" Hahaha! FULL STORY HERE! I'm glad to hear the police were so anal about catching the Butt Pirate. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I'm glad to hear the police were so anal about catching the Butt Pirate. I bet they did a body cavity search, because.... well... just because!!! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I bet they did a body cavity search, because.... well... just because!!! Because they didn't want to turn a brown eye to any hidden evidence. Quote
emkay64 Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 They did say they spent several months "probing into prior lotion incidents". Am I the only one that thinks this is hilarious and actually would be entertained by this penis presser? Not to mention he left free reading material too. I once watched a guy stick his hand in the pants of a mannequin in a store I worked at. I thought it was funny and would have continued watching, but some women were offended...spoilsports! Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 Because they didn't want to turn a brown eye to any hidden evidence. I wish there were an emoticon for a guy pissing his pants! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 They did say they spent several months "probing into prior lotion incidents". Am I the only one that thinks this is hilarious and actually would be entertained by this penis presser? Not to mention he left free reading material too. I once watched a guy stick his hand in the pants of a mannequin in a store I worked at. I thought it was funny and would have continued watching, but some women were offended...spoilsports! I used to work an Arby's drive thru. Late one evening, must've been close to quitting time, a guy in a convertible pulled up to the window. His pants were down, his out, and he had just ejaculated all over hisself. He screamed to me, "Napkins! I need napkins!" I threw the entire dispenser at him and then ducked behind the counter. I heard a loud thud and a shriek. I looked outside and he had pulled away and down the lane. Never heard anything else out of that perv. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 They did say they spent several months "probing into prior lotion incidents". Am I the only one that thinks this is hilarious and actually would be entertained by this penis presser? Not to mention he left free reading material too. I once watched a guy stick his hand in the pants of a mannequin in a store I worked at. I thought it was funny and would have continued watching, but some women were offended...spoilsports! I think that would be funny to watch, too. Perhaps it's our inherently pervy nature that causes us to be so tolerant of our fellow pervs. Quote
emkay64 Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I watched a guy jerk off at a stoplight once...I'm sick like that. Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I used to work an Arby's drive thru. Late one evening, must've been close to quitting time, a guy in a convertible pulled up to the window. His pants were down, his out, and he had just ejaculated all over hisself. He screamed to me, "Napkins! I need napkins!" I threw the entire dispenser at him and then ducked behind the counter. I heard a loud thud and a shriek. I looked outside and he had pulled away and down the lane. Never heard anything else out of that perv. Holy sh!t!!!! lmao I think that working a drive thru window late at night when the drunks and creepy pervs come out must be like hell on earth. Quote
emkay64 Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 Creepy pervs are all around us. That's the true hell. I'm one of them.... 1 Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I watched a guy jerk off at a stoplight once...I'm sick like that. I bet you made his day. Quote
emkay64 Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I bet you made his day. He was ugly...but I sucked my finger while I watched...I think I helped out my fellow man 1 Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 He was ugly...but I sucked my finger while I watched...I think I helped out my fellow man Oh my God.....thoughtful!!!! And some people say you athiests are a selfish lot. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 Holy sh!t!!!! lmao I think that working a drive thru window late at night when the drunks and creepy pervs come out must be like hell on earth. It was nine o'clock. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 It was nine o'clock. Wow. I bet you're glad those days are over, huh? Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 Wow. I bet you're glad those days are over, huh? Oddly enough, I find myself repeating that same vicious cycle. My dad gave me his convertable El Dorado. WAIT! DAD??? NOOOO! Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 Oddly enough, I find myself repeating that same vicious cycle. My dad gave me his convertable El Dorado. WAIT! DAD??? NOOOO! LMFAO! I'd rep you but it seems I have to pass it around first. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 LMFAO! I'd rep you but it seems I have to pass it around first. Drama is hard to convey over the internet. As I screamed "Nooo!!!", the camera closes in on my face and then spirals upward. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 Drama is hard to convey over the internet. As I screamed "Nooo!!!", the camera closes in on my face and then spirals upward. That made me laugh out loud and bow in reverence to you via my lap top. A thousand rep points to thee for your hilarity!!!! Quote
emkay64 Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 That made me laugh out loud and bow in reverence to you via my lap top. A thousand rep points to thee for your hilarity!!!! Oh fuk Ali! Just lick his nuts and get it over with Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 Oh fuk Ali! Just lick his nuts and get it over with I tried, but my tongue couldn't penetrate the flat screen. Come on, you didn't think that was funny? Would you like a thousand rep points, too? I'll give you some for sucking your finger while the guy in the car next to you was beating his meat at the stop light if it will make you feel better. Quote
emkay64 Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I tried, but my tongue couldn't penetrate the flat screen. Come on, you didn't think that was funny? Would you like a thousand rep points, too? I'll give you some for sucking your finger while the guy in the car next to you was beating his meat at the stop light if it will make you feel better. Nope! I don't like pity points! Quote
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