Marriage can be a good thing, right?

[wez]

I have no friends.

 

 

Awwww... sure ya do merc.. wezzie loves ya. Always has, always will..

[eddo]

Awwww... sure ya do merc.. wezzie loves ya. Always has, always will..

 

that and 50 cents just might get you a cup of coffee.

 

[ImWithStupid]

that and 50 cents just might get you a cup of coffee.

 

 

Not at Starbucks.

[mercury]

Then you're golden. Light some candles, wear some argyle socks, don't be fat, pop in a dvd of "This is Spinal Tap" and give him a call!

 

Not at Starbucks.

 

that's okay... I don't drink coffee, so that 50 cents can go straight to my change jar

 

and I don't support over priced corporate trends, either

[eddo]

Not at Starbucks.

 

Have you tried?

 

 

IWS- "I would like a venti half caffeinated mocha latte with pumpkin sprinkles and light cream, please."

 

Clerk- "That will be $4.42 please."

 

IWS- "here's 50 cents, and wez says he loves me."

 

Clerk- "Thank you, enjoy your coffee!"

 

IWS- "mmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

[ImWithStupid]

Have you tried?

 

 

IWS- "I would like a venti half caffeinated mocha latte with pumpkin sprinkles and light cream, please."

 

Clerk- "That will be $4.42 please."

 

IWS- "here's 50 cents, and wez says he loves me."

 

Clerk- "Thank you, enjoy your coffee!"

 

IWS- "mmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

 

I tried that. The clerk told me in that case it would be $4.92.

[wez]

I tried that. The clerk told me in that case it would be $4.92.

 

 

 

Shoulda tried this..

 

 

IWS- "I would like a venti half caffeinated mocha latte with pumpkin sprinkles and light cream, please."

 

Clerk- "That will be $4.42 please."

 

IWS- "here's 50 cents, and if you don't agree my buddy wez is gonna come in here and drive you insane.

 

Clerk- "Kay, deal"

 

IWS- "mmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

[wez]

I have a vague recollection of hot and dirty...

 

 

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Edited April 2, 2016 by rem