ImWithStupid Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I like the idea of marriage....I just don't believe in it. I decided after the outcome of my divorce, that I have no intention to do it again. I figure I'll just get in a relationship with a chick for a while, have a bunch of sex and buy her a house. It would probably be cheaper. . . . Quote
mercury Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I figure I'll just get in a relationship with a chick for a while, have a bunch of sex and buy her a house. It would probably be cheaper. . . . what are you doing next weekend? 1 Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 26, 2008 Author Posted November 26, 2008 I decided after the outcome of my divorce, that I have no intention to do it again. I figure I'll just get in a relationship with a chick for a while, have a bunch of sex and buy her a house. It would probably be cheaper. . . . Soooo....how YOU doin'? Quote
emkay64 Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I decided after the outcome of my divorce, that I have no intention to do it again. I figure I'll just get in a relationship with a chick for a while, have a bunch of sex and buy her a house. It would probably be cheaper. . . . Honestly...I know many women who'd be very happy with that. Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 26, 2008 Author Posted November 26, 2008 Honestly...I know many women who'd be very happy with that. Exactly. I wasn't even kidding. Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 26, 2008 Author Posted November 26, 2008 neither was I. I'll fight you for him... Rock, Paper, Scissors - best two out of three? Quote
mercury Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 he'd probably like you best.. you still like to f k Quote
emkay64 Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 he'd probably like you best.. you still like to f k Awww Merc...you don't? The older I get, the more libidinous I get.... Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 26, 2008 Author Posted November 26, 2008 he'd probably like you best.. you still like to f k Yeah, but I'm the fat chick...remember? Maybe he'll take us on some kind of 2 for the price of 1 plan. Quote
mercury Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I think it has more to do with my partner than my actual libido Quote
mercury Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 Yeah, but I'm the fat chick...remember? Maybe he'll take us on some kind of 2 for the price of 1 plan. not for long! Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 26, 2008 Author Posted November 26, 2008 not for long! That's true! I'm sure IWS can coax you into having some hot, dirty sex. Quote
mercury Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I'm sure IWS can coax you into having some hot, dirty sex. I'm not sure I'd know what to do with anything hot and dirty... sweaty and dusty is what I'm used to 1 Quote
emkay64 Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I'm not sure I'd know what to do with anything hot and dirty... sweaty and dusty is what I'm used to Oh no Merc...hot and dirty is where it's at! Quote
mercury Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I have a vague recollection of hot and dirty... Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 26, 2008 Author Posted November 26, 2008 I have a vague recollection of hot and dirty... Harken back to the days of having sex on the hood of a car, "forgetting" to wear panties under your dress when you go out to dinner, tying up your beloved to the bed and teasing him with hot candle wax....find your inner dirty, Merc!!! It's there. Quote
mercury Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I need to find a new man first.... the one I got is boring as all hell. ... or even a used one... Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 26, 2008 Author Posted November 26, 2008 I need to find a new man first.... the one I got is boring as all hell. ... or even a used one... Give RO a call. He'll bring you up to speed as long as you don't force him to meet your friends or family. Quote
mercury Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I have no friends. and I don't speak to most of my family, so that's not a problem. I don't want to think about him fu king my mom though. ew. Quote
emkay64 Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I have no friends. and I don't speak to most of my family, so that's not a problem. I don't want to think about him fu king my mom though. ew. Your Mom would be a lot more pleasant to deal with after RO is done with her. Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 26, 2008 Author Posted November 26, 2008 I have no friends. and I don't speak to most of my family, so that's not a problem. I don't want to think about him fu king my mom though. ew. Then you're golden. Light some candles, wear some argyle socks, don't be fat, pop in a dvd of "This is Spinal Tap" and give him a call! Quote
mercury Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 somehow, I doubt that. it's impossible for her to be pleasant. Quote
mercury Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 Then you're golden. Light some candles, wear some argyle socks, don't be fat, pop in a dvd of "This is Spinal Tap" and give him a call! mental note to self pick up some argyle socks. Quote
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