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Greek God legs, flowing blonde locks, and rock hard butt... Oh my..

 

 

Me chillin' in 199?

 

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Me kicking ass in 200?

 

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Put your panties back on! You lustful mynx..

 

I'm not that kind of guy... :rolleyes:

 

 

hehehehe

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Tell me you don't still smoke?

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

Posted
I thought he ate a pie?

 

Hmm.......... dinner plate.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Upon closer examination, that periodical in which wez appears to be reading, is actually Hightlights for Children.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Is that you wez? Really?

 

I'll be damned. You look a little like....Rod Stewart!

 

How do you know Rod? The Rod Stewart I know is a three-hundred pound black man with one eye that wanders and the other eye is lazy.

 

No. Seriously.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Is that you wez? Really?

 

 

Yep, that is indeed lil' ol' naughty me..

 

Got me dem gams from hockey playin'.. That, and some greek god.. hahaha

 

 

I'll be damned. You look a little like....Rod Stewart!

 

 

Thank you! .. I think... but honestly, he wished.. :rolleyes:

 

 

Damn.. I shoulda been a porn star... My screen name .. "Rod" Spe.....

 

 

Oh Christ.. there I go again.. I'm plagued with perversion... Woe is me...

 

 

Me chillin' last night..

 

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How do you know Rod? The Rod Stewart I know is a three-hundred pound black man with one eye that wanders and the other eye is lazy.

 

No. Seriously.

 

So which eye do you look in when you are having a conversation with him?

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So which eye do you look in when you are having a conversation with him?

 

The lazy eye.

 

If you're trying to keep his attention by looking into his wandering eye, he gets frustrated thinking you walked away.

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Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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The lazy eye.

 

If you're trying to keep his attention by looking into his wandering eye, he gets frustrated thinking you walked away.

 

LMFAO!

 

My former laundry delivery guy had a wandering eye and it was so distracting. He was nice as hell, but it was kind of difficult to stay focused on his steady eye when you were talking to him.

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LMFAO!

 

My former laundry delivery guy had a wandering eye and it was so distracting. He was nice as hell, but it was kind of difficult to stay focused on his steady eye when you were talking to him.

 

Rod has the demeanor of a pussycat, but I'd seriously hate to make him mad. I mean, I could keep my distance from him. However, if he ever laid hands on me... it's all over.

 

Motherfukker looks like a black Thing from the Fantastic Four.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Rod has the demeanor of a pussycat, but I'd seriously hate to make him mad. I mean, I could keep my distance from him. However, if he ever laid hands on me... it's all over.

 

Motherfukker looks like a black Thing from the Fantastic Four.

 

I wonder what would be the better option to take if you ever had to run away from an angry Rod Stewart?

 

- Running in a straight line?

 

- Running in a weaving or circular fashion?

 

Which do you think would take you out of his scope of vision faster?

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I wonder what would be the better option to take if you ever had to run away from an angry Rod Stewart?

 

- Running in a straight line?

 

- Running in a weaving or circular fashion?

 

Which do you think would take you out of his scope of vision faster?

 

Which Rod are we talking about?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Take your pick.

 

White Rod the singer: toss him a pocket mirror, a baggy of coke, and a mountable singing bass.

 

Black Rod the bouncer at the Purple Onion: Run! Run Run! Any direction! Get as far away from him as possible! He stalks by scent alone! Fly, you fool! GOOOOOO!!!!

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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White Rod the singer: toss him a pocket mirror, a baggy of coke, and a mountable singing bass.

 

Black Rod the bouncer at the Purple Onion: Run! Run Run! Any direction! Get as far away from him as possible! He stalks by scent alone! Fly, you fool! GOOOOOO!!!!

 

LOL!

 

I have a feeling wez is going to be peeved at us for not using this opportunity to discuss his god-like physique. :p

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I have to ask, wezley...

 

What made you finally decide to put a picture up of yourself? Because nobody is bugging you about it anymore?

 

I actually put a couple up awhile back.. but took em down before Aery could defile me.. hahaha They were blurry anywho.. Had my drunkin cousin take em awhile back.. Still don't have a camera though. Woe = wez

 

 

Right before my last 3 day banning for "taunting timesjoke in the shoutbox" I removed them from my profile.. hahahaha.. Musta had a premonition..

 

 

Plus, I wanted to show some pics to someone special.. sigh :x

 

 

Figured you'd maybe wanna see a couple too.. :)

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