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There should be something written in the little book of etiquette that lets people know NOT TO TALK when I am watching a movie.

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A stun gun would come in handy.

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The last movie I saw in the theater was Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.

 

I couldn't hear anyone else speak over my impunitive voice.

 

Thus... I am single and rent movies on demand.

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There should be something written in the little book of etiquette that lets people know NOT TO TALK when I am watching a movie.
Amen. I once took a trip to AZ and was stuck in a van with my son's paternal side of the family for a 6 hour trip. My son's grandmother talked to me the whole way while I was reading a book (trying to read a book). She does that in movies too. I won't go to one with her now. What makes people do like that? The need to be heard, what?
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I have a friend who's a great guy, but he's totally movie etiquette impaired. He has a naturally loud voice and makes stupid comments during the movie at the worst times. He also laughs inappropriately and by the end of the film I'm a puddle on the floor because I've sunk so low in my chair trying not to be seen sitting with him...lol.
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I have a friend who's a great guy, but he's totally movie etiquette impaired. He has a naturally loud voice and makes stupid comments during the movie at the worst times. He also laughs inappropriately and by the end of the film I'm a puddle on the floor because I've sunk so low in my chair trying not to be seen sitting with him...lol.

 

I laughed out loud with a big ass guffaw when Eddie said, "Fukk Jesse Jackson!" in Barbershop.

 

The entire audience was black and my date was white, she was more offended by my outburst than thug-nasty and nasty-thug next to us.

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I laughed out loud with a big ass guffaw when Eddie said, "Fukk Jesse Jackson!" in Barbershop.

 

The entire audience was black and my date was white, she was more offended by my outburst than thug-nasty and nasty-thug next to us.

 

It's mainly just white liberals that are into all the PC crap.

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I admit that I can be bad at this, but usually only when my sister is with me.

 

Like last week, a bunch of us went and saw Dark Knight again at the cheapy theater. The place was pretty empty, so we took some liberties.

 

As Rachael Dawes went between kissy face with Batman and kissy face with Two Face, my sister and I would just hollar out a short high pitched "Slut!" and get people around us laughing.

 

We also point out movie mistakes to each other. :)

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I admit that I can be bad at this, but usually only when my sister is with me.

 

Like last week, a bunch of us went and saw Dark Knight again at the cheapy theater. The place was pretty empty, so we took some liberties.

 

As Rachael Dawes went between kissy face with Batman and kissy face with Two Face, my sister and I would just hollar out a short high pitched "Slut!" and get people around us laughing.

 

We also point out movie mistakes to each other. :)

 

Your mom blabbered throughout the porn we made together.

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Your mom blabbered throughout the porn we made together.

 

She's always talking when we watch it too! I hate that!

 

 

I never understand when she talks about your fluffer though. What's a "fluffer" anyway, and why did you need a gay midget?

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She's always talking when we watch it too! I hate that!

 

 

I never understand when she talks about your fluffer though. What's a "fluffer" anyway, and why did you need a gay midget?

 

Be grateful. It's like having the director's commentary.

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She's always talking when we watch it too! I hate that!

 

 

I never understand when she talks about your fluffer though. What's a "fluffer" anyway, and why did you need a gay midget?

 

Spike, Jr. doesn't like to be labeled as your average "gay midget". He refers to himself as a "dwarven fag".

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She's always talking when we watch it too! I hate that!

 

 

I never understand when she talks about your fluffer though. What's a "fluffer" anyway, and why did you need a gay midget?

 

So do the women in the industry get their own personal nipple tweakers, or is it (as usual) all about the men?

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So do the women in the industry get their own personal nipple tweakers, or is it (as usual) all about the men?

I volunteered for that, but apparently they prefer applicants have experience...

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I volunteered for that, but apparently they prefer applicants have experience...

 

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People convesring on cell phones during the movie piss me off even more. And even worse is when people bring their nasty, slobbering, unruly vaginal spawn to a movie they aren't even supposed to watch! Keep it in the kennel where it belongs!

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People convesring on cell phones during the movie piss me off even more. And even worse is when people bring their nasty, slobbering, unruly vaginal spawn to a movie they aren't even supposed to watch! Keep it in the kennel where it belongs!

 

All legitimate reasons NOT to go to the theater.

 

But...

 

Let's not put the cart before the horse, Cuddles. Take a long look at the parents of these vaginal spawn. It's not the kids fault that they bitch, moan, cry, scream, and yell throughout the movie. They are victims of the circumstances.

 

People yakking on their cellphones during the movie ought to be dragged out in the street and shot.

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I liquor store I frequent lately has a sign on the counter that says ?please refrain from talking on cell phones while being waited on.?

My sign would be something like ?hay asshole put your phone away!?

 

How rude is that anyway?

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I liquor store I frequent lately has a sign on the counter that says ?please refrain from talking on cell phones while being waited on.?

My sign would be something like ?hay asshole put your phone away!?

 

How rude is that anyway?

 

Hay asshole? Was he a scarecrow?

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I liquor store I frequent lately has a sign on the counter that says ?please refrain from talking on cell phones while being waited on.?

My sign would be something like ?hay asshole put your phone away!?

 

How rude is that anyway?

 

Hay asshole? Was he a scarecrow?

 

go easy on Snafu, RO. You know he's been hitting the bottle a little bit hard when he starts referring to himself as a liquor store...

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go easy on Snafu, RO. You know he's been hitting the bottle a little bit hard when he starts referring to himself as a liquor store...

 

Signs speak to him, too. We should have him committed.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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go easy on Snafu, RI. You know he's been hitting the bottle a little bit hard when he starts referring to himself as a liquor store...

 

Signs speak to him, too. We should have him committed.

 

You guys better take care of me.

If I fall through the cracks it will be on your shoulders.

 

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