Anna Perenna Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 There should be something written in the little book of etiquette that lets people know NOT TO TALK when I am watching a movie. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
emkay64 Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 "Hey ass hat...ya...you...shut it!"...has worked marvelously for me in the past. Quote
snafu Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 A stun gun would come in handy. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
Ahhlee Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 Ooooh, doesn't that suck???? Rude people stink. Quote
ImWithStupid Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 You can also pretend you need to pass them in the theatre and let a huge fart in their face as you go by. Drive by farting is an awesome revenge. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 The last movie I saw in the theater was Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. I couldn't hear anyone else speak over my impunitive voice. Thus... I am single and rent movies on demand. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
atlantic Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 There should be something written in the little book of etiquette that lets people know NOT TO TALK when I am watching a movie.Amen. I once took a trip to AZ and was stuck in a van with my son's paternal side of the family for a 6 hour trip. My son's grandmother talked to me the whole way while I was reading a book (trying to read a book). She does that in movies too. I won't go to one with her now. What makes people do like that? The need to be heard, what? Quote Do the right thing!
Ahhlee Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 I have a friend who's a great guy, but he's totally movie etiquette impaired. He has a naturally loud voice and makes stupid comments during the movie at the worst times. He also laughs inappropriately and by the end of the film I'm a puddle on the floor because I've sunk so low in my chair trying not to be seen sitting with him...lol. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 I have a friend who's a great guy, but he's totally movie etiquette impaired. He has a naturally loud voice and makes stupid comments during the movie at the worst times. He also laughs inappropriately and by the end of the film I'm a puddle on the floor because I've sunk so low in my chair trying not to be seen sitting with him...lol. I laughed out loud with a big ass guffaw when Eddie said, "Fukk Jesse Jackson!" in Barbershop. The entire audience was black and my date was white, she was more offended by my outburst than thug-nasty and nasty-thug next to us. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
hugo Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 I laughed out loud with a big ass guffaw when Eddie said, "Fukk Jesse Jackson!" in Barbershop. The entire audience was black and my date was white, she was more offended by my outburst than thug-nasty and nasty-thug next to us. It's mainly just white liberals that are into all the PC crap. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
eddo Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 I admit that I can be bad at this, but usually only when my sister is with me. Like last week, a bunch of us went and saw Dark Knight again at the cheapy theater. The place was pretty empty, so we took some liberties. As Rachael Dawes went between kissy face with Batman and kissy face with Two Face, my sister and I would just hollar out a short high pitched "Slut!" and get people around us laughing. We also point out movie mistakes to each other. Quote I'm trusted by more women.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 I admit that I can be bad at this, but usually only when my sister is with me. Like last week, a bunch of us went and saw Dark Knight again at the cheapy theater. The place was pretty empty, so we took some liberties. As Rachael Dawes went between kissy face with Batman and kissy face with Two Face, my sister and I would just hollar out a short high pitched "Slut!" and get people around us laughing. We also point out movie mistakes to each other. Your mom blabbered throughout the porn we made together. 1 Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
eddo Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 Your mom blabbered throughout the porn we made together. She's always talking when we watch it too! I hate that! I never understand when she talks about your fluffer though. What's a "fluffer" anyway, and why did you need a gay midget? 1 Quote I'm trusted by more women.
ImWithStupid Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 She's always talking when we watch it too! I hate that! I never understand when she talks about your fluffer though. What's a "fluffer" anyway, and why did you need a gay midget? Be grateful. It's like having the director's commentary. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 She's always talking when we watch it too! I hate that! I never understand when she talks about your fluffer though. What's a "fluffer" anyway, and why did you need a gay midget? Spike, Jr. doesn't like to be labeled as your average "gay midget". He refers to himself as a "dwarven fag". 1 Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 She's always talking when we watch it too! I hate that! I never understand when she talks about your fluffer though. What's a "fluffer" anyway, and why did you need a gay midget? So do the women in the industry get their own personal nipple tweakers, or is it (as usual) all about the men? Quote
eddo Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 So do the women in the industry get their own personal nipple tweakers, or is it (as usual) all about the men? I volunteered for that, but apparently they prefer applicants have experience... Quote I'm trusted by more women.
Ahhlee Posted November 30, 2008 Posted November 30, 2008 I volunteered for that, but apparently they prefer applicants have experience... Pats eddo on the helmet We'll get you some boob someday, eddo. I promise. Quote
Outlaw2747 Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 People convesring on cell phones during the movie piss me off even more. And even worse is when people bring their nasty, slobbering, unruly vaginal spawn to a movie they aren't even supposed to watch! Keep it in the kennel where it belongs! Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif
RoyalOrleans Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 People convesring on cell phones during the movie piss me off even more. And even worse is when people bring their nasty, slobbering, unruly vaginal spawn to a movie they aren't even supposed to watch! Keep it in the kennel where it belongs! All legitimate reasons NOT to go to the theater. But... Let's not put the cart before the horse, Cuddles. Take a long look at the parents of these vaginal spawn. It's not the kids fault that they bitch, moan, cry, scream, and yell throughout the movie. They are victims of the circumstances. People yakking on their cellphones during the movie ought to be dragged out in the street and shot. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 I liquor store I frequent lately has a sign on the counter that says ?please refrain from talking on cell phones while being waited on.? My sign would be something like ?hay asshole put your phone away!? How rude is that anyway? Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
RoyalOrleans Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 I liquor store I frequent lately has a sign on the counter that says ?please refrain from talking on cell phones while being waited on.? My sign would be something like ?hay asshole put your phone away!? How rude is that anyway? Hay asshole? Was he a scarecrow? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
eddo Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 I liquor store I frequent lately has a sign on the counter that says ?please refrain from talking on cell phones while being waited on.? My sign would be something like ?hay asshole put your phone away!? How rude is that anyway? Hay asshole? Was he a scarecrow? go easy on Snafu, RO. You know he's been hitting the bottle a little bit hard when he starts referring to himself as a liquor store... Quote I'm trusted by more women.
RoyalOrleans Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 go easy on Snafu, RO. You know he's been hitting the bottle a little bit hard when he starts referring to himself as a liquor store... Signs speak to him, too. We should have him committed. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
snafu Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 go easy on Snafu, RI. You know he's been hitting the bottle a little bit hard when he starts referring to himself as a liquor store... Signs speak to him, too. We should have him committed. You guys better take care of me. If I fall through the cracks it will be on your shoulders. And I will haunt you! Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN
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