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Well lets see...

 

I started drinking when I was 14. I started smoking cigarettes because it went well with drinking. Smoking didn't do much for me so I started smoking pot. Pot was cool but I needed something with more punch so I went to coke. Coke went to the crack becuse, hell why not get twice the kick for the same buck. Crack got me to hyper so I tried to mellow it out with a little acid and mushrooms. Acid and mushrooms got me contemplating life and how alcohol, cigarettes, coke, crack and everything was stifling my life. So I switched to Quaalude's and heroin. Well now I was so down there was no way to go but back up. So pot being the medium (in my twisted mind) I stayed there for awhile. Well everybody was on my ass for smoking so much pot. Nag nag nag.

So to make a long story short I'm back to the good old American pastime of drinking.

 

So sue me! Ok? :cool:

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

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All legitimate reasons NOT to go to the theater.

 

But...

 

Let's not put the cart before the horse, Cuddles. Take a long look at the parents of these vaginal spawn. It's not the kids fault that they bitch, moan, cry, scream, and yell throughout the movie. They are victims of the circumstances.

 

People yakking on their cellphones during the movie ought to be dragged out in the street and shot.

 

And you know what? You are absolutely right. The reason why they are the little sniveling womb turds that they are is because two prokaryotic-minded knuckledraggers decided to perform genetic material distribution with no idea of what the end product will result in and refuse to take any responsibility for what they have created. And thus the rest of us sensible human beings trying to enjoy a good movie in this jacked up world have to suffer because of it.

"I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo

 

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And you know what? You are absolutely right. The reason why they are the little sniveling womb turds that they are is because two prokaryotic-minded knuckledraggers decided to perform genetic material distribution with no idea of what the end product will result in and refuse to take any responsibility for what they have created. And thus the rest of us sensible human beings trying to enjoy a good movie in this jacked up world have to suffer because of it.

 

Sensible?

 

What about the married guy out with his mistress? Just because they are quietly dry humping each other's hand, doesn't make them any more depraved than the slack jawed hillbilly hollering at Ruby Faye and Jeb Earl, Jr.

 

Human beings?

 

What about the usher with a copy of the Trenchcoat Mafia Charter in his wallet? Wishing his flashlight was a sawed off shotgun and a .44 beneath his vest.

 

There are people to the left, right, behind, and straight in front of you who do far worse things than produce offspring.

 

Rent movies. Have patience. Wait for that particular movie to come out on DVD, because the situation is only spiraling down.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Sensible?

 

What about the married guy out with his mistress? Just because they are quietly dry humping each other's hand, doesn't make them any more depraved than the slack jawed hillbilly hollering at Ruby Faye and Jeb Earl, Jr.

 

Human beings?

 

What about the usher with a copy of the Trenchcoat Mafia Charter in his wallet? Wishing his flashlight was a sawed off shotgun and a .44 beneath his vest.

 

There are people to the left, right, behind, and straight in front of you who do far worse things than produce offspring.

 

Rent movies. Have patience. Wait for that particular movie to come out on DVD, because the situation is only spiraling down.

 

 

Paranoia strikes deep...

 

But just in case I'll hang on to my concealed Smith and Wesson.:cool:

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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Paranoia strikes deep...

 

But just in case I'll hang on to my concealed Smith and Wesson.:cool:

 

Maybe the flashlight should be in your hands.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Holy hell! You guys sure have your underoos in a knot over this one. Relax! A sharp "shut it" usually works....and BTW...dry humping at the movies makes it so you could care less about the people talking...or the movie for that matter.
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holy hell! You guys sure have your underoos in a knot over this one. Relax! A sharp "shut it" usually works....and btw...dry humping at the movies makes it so you could care less about the people talking...or the movie for that matter.

 

shut it!!!!

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I just like to go to movies to throw popcorn at people.

 

Is that bad?

 

I watched a Dane Cook comedy thing...and you know how the floor is always sticky?

He waits for people to say it...to which he replies.."I just came"....it made me laugh...

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I watched a Dane Cook comedy thing...and you know how the floor is always sticky?

He waits for people to say it...to which he replies.."I just came"....it made me laugh...

 

That Dane Cook is a silly biitch.

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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That Dane Cook is a silly biitch.

 

I only saw one of his stand ups and he sucked ass! I couldn't finish watching it, I skipped his retarded ass after several minutes of unfunny torture.

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I only saw one of his stand ups and he sucked ass! I couldn't finish watching it, I skipped his retarded ass after several minutes of unfunny torture.

 

There's no accounting for taste...

 

you voted for barack hussein obama too...

 

thanks chi.

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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There's no accounting for taste...

 

you voted for barack hussein obama too...

 

thanks chi.

 

I didn't vote for Obama, and I don't think Dane Cook is very funny. :p

I'm trusted by more women.
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I didn't vote for Obama, and I don't think Dane Cook is very funny. :p

 

But you're friends with wez...

 

same thing.

 

still no accounting for taste.

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Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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still no accounting for taste.

 

Dane Cook is about as funny as Steve Martin.

 

What does that equate to?

 

Two unfunny people that make way more money than they deserve.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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you voted for barack hussein obama too...

 

thanks chi.

 

I would reckon that a lot of Dane Cook fans voted for Obama, too.

 

They both appeal to the Gen-X crowd.

 

The question is...

 

Who did Dane Cook vote for?

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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Dane Cook is about as funny as Steve Martin.

 

What does that equate to?

 

Two unfunny people that make way more money than they deserve.

 

Hay Steve Martin's got his moments.

 

 

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"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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There's no accounting for taste...

 

you voted for barack hussein obama too...

 

thanks chi.

 

This is coming from you, so it's all good. Now if it was coming from someone who's opinion I respected, than that would be different:p

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Dane Cook is about as funny as Steve Martin.

 

What does that equate to?

 

Two unfunny people that make way more money than they deserve.

 

Thank you. I even find Steve Martin funnier and more talented.

Posted

I liked "The Jerk", but that's about it from the Steve Martin genre.

 

I'd rather watch paint dry for 36 hours straight rather than be subjected to even 5 seconds of Dane Cook's "comedy".

Posted
PLanes,Tranes and Autombiles.... Was some funny !

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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