Anna Perenna Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 Please feel free to add to these rules Rule One: While watching a film with other people, do not talk. The only acceptable reason to speak is to offer to go and get food/drinks. Please don't assume that your commentary is more interesting than the movie, because it's NOT. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
ImWithStupid Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 If you feel you are so damn important that you can't turn off your cell phone, if you choose to answer it, excuse yourself to decide to talk, unless maybe at a bar. Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 I think everyone should say sex instead of sec. especially when they are talking to Anna .... hmmm. finger lickin' good. hee hee! Quote
ImWithStupid Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 I think everyone should say sex instead of sec. especially when they are talking to Anna .... hmmm. finger lickin' good. hee hee! Just a sex. I'll be right back. That doesn't make sense. Quote
Anna Perenna Posted November 25, 2008 Author Posted November 25, 2008 Just a sex. I'll be right back. That doesn't make sense. Hold up a sex - it makes perfect sex! Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Anna Perenna Posted November 25, 2008 Author Posted November 25, 2008 In fact, sexstitute the word 'sex' for pretty much everything sexing with s. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Ahhlee Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 When you spot a lady rocking a bit of cleavage, wadding up your beer label and trying to "shoot for three" in her decolletage is NOT considered an appropriate form of foreplay. Quote
ImWithStupid Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 When you spot a lady rocking a bit of cleavage, wadding up your beer label and trying to "shoot for three" in her decolletage is NOT considered an appropriate form of foreplay. Note to self... Stop that! Quote
Anna Perenna Posted November 25, 2008 Author Posted November 25, 2008 When you spot a lady rocking a bit of cleavage, wadding up your beer label and trying to "shoot for three" in her decolletage is NOT considered an appropriate form of foreplay. Furthermore, the only appropriate response to rockin' cleavage is immediately throwing yourself to the floor and pretending to be blinded by the dazzling beauty being ever sex kindly presented before you. Offering to worship the goddess and her boobs forever more is also recommended. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
ImWithStupid Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 Furthermore, the only appropriate response to rockin' cleavage is immediately throwing yourself to the floor and pretending to be blinded by the dazzling beauty being ever sex kindly presented before you. Offering to worship the goddess and her boobs forever more is also recommended. Key word, "pretending" so you can "hit that". Quote
hugo Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 Offering to worship the goddess and her boobs forever more is also recommended. Is drooling acceptable as a form of worship? Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
Anna Perenna Posted November 25, 2008 Author Posted November 25, 2008 Note to self... Stop that! sexes your wrist Note to sex: Sex that! Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Anna Perenna Posted November 25, 2008 Author Posted November 25, 2008 Is drooling acceptable as a form of worship? Sex ............. Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
ImWithStupid Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 So, is sex a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, etc... or does it matter? Quote
Anna Perenna Posted November 25, 2008 Author Posted November 25, 2008 So, is sex a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, etc... or does it matter? Sex is everything that sexes with s Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
Anna Perenna Posted November 25, 2008 Author Posted November 25, 2008 I should be writing this sex down! Yes, Ali, you really sex! Quote _______________________________________________________ I don't know how to put this, but ... I'm kind of a big deal. http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/da43a2f8a710897a421f74efa00eba9a.jpg I'm still here. I'm still a fool for the holy grail Not all gay men send me penis pictures. But no straight men do. And to date, no woman has sent me a picture of her vaginal canal.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 When you spot a lady rocking a bit of cleavage, wadding up your beer label and trying to "shoot for three" in her decolletage is NOT considered an appropriate form of foreplay. Where the fukk do you live? Russia? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
RoyalOrleans Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 Offering to worship the goddess and her boobs forever more is also recommended. It will totally depend on the size, cleavage vastness, side-boob profile, and danglability of said boobs. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 Where the fukk do you live? Russia? Believe me, Russia would be a step up. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 Believe me, Russia would be a step up. Yeah... I heard that in Russia, a rapist will ask the victim's name and scream it eerily throughout the process. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 Yeah... I heard that in Russia, a rapist will ask the victim's name and scream it eerily throughout the process. Well now. Isn't that a disturbing thought. Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 When indulging in a smorgy with your fellow forum members, remember that offering to rinse off the rubber sheets after the event is always the polite thing to do. Uhh...Sex!!! Quote
eddo Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 pointing and laughing when your man takes his pants off is a no- no. Quote I'm trusted by more women.
emkay64 Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 pointing and laughing when your man takes his pants off is a no- no. You pointed and laughed at your man Eddo? Geez you're mean! Quote
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