Guest NewsBot Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 CHICAGO (AP) -- The nation's retailers are set to usher in the holiday shopping season Friday with pre-dawn openings, deep discounts and a downright dismal economic outlook that threatens to keep shoppers' credit cards securely in their wallets.... By ASHLEY M. HEHER Read the full story. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 Did you all know that the original concept of "Black Friday" was to wear all black after the previous day's gorging because black is so slimming? Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
emkay64 Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 I fukken hate shopping! Oooops..did I say that out loud? Christ...the only thing people need the day after Thanksgiving is a toilet plunger! Quote
emkay64 Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 Did you all know that the original concept of "Black Friday" was to wear all black after the previous day's gorging because black is so slimming? I only wear black. It matches my cold, dead heart. Quote
hugo Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 I only wear black. It matches my cold, dead heart. In other words---you're an asshole. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
RoyalOrleans Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 I only wear black. It matches my cold, dead heart. Awww... poor thing. Go make some cocoa with mini marshmallows. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
emkay64 Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 In other words---you're an asshole. Aww Hugo...you know me so well. Who knew a sheep humper could warm the les of said cold, dead heart? Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 Aww Hugo...you know me so well. Who knew a sheep humper could warm the les of said cold, dead heart? Screwing sheep must heighten one's sensitivity and perceptions. Maybe if you had sex with animals and donated more time to the 15 business, 3 websites and 57 charities that you are involved in you would have a pure soul, emkay. Quote
eddo Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 Screwing sheep must heighten one's sensitivity and perceptions. Maybe if you had sex with animals and donated more time to the 15 business, 3 websites and 57 charities that you are involved in you would have a pure soul, emkay. not likely, remember- she's Canadian too... Quote I'm trusted by more women.
emkay64 Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 Screwing sheep must heighten one's sensitivity and perceptions. Maybe if you had sex with animals and donated more time to the 15 business, 3 websites and 57 charities that you are involved in you would have a pure soul, emkay. A pure soul I have not....but I've made peace with that. Quote
emkay64 Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 not likely, remember- she's Canadian too... Actually Eddo...that's my most redeeming quality. That and no gag reflex...but that definitely does not contribute to my "pure soul". Quote
hugo Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 A pure soul I have not....but I've made peace with that. Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night. Somebody nearly cut me right off the road. I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad. So I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this... Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an asshole tonight. Yes you're an A S S H O L E... And don't you try to blame it on me. You deserve all the credit. You're an asshole tonight. You were an asshole yesterday. You're an asshole tonight. And I've got a feelin' you'll be an asshole the rest of your life. And I was talkin' to your mother just the other night. I told her I thought you were an asshole. She said, "Yes. I think you're right." And all your friends are assholes 'cause you've known them your whole life. And somebody told me you've got an asshole for a wife. Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
emkay64 Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night. Somebody nearly cut me right off the road. I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad. So I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this... Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an asshole tonight. Yes you're an A S S H O L E... And don't you try to blame it on me. You deserve all the credit. You're an asshole tonight. You were an asshole yesterday. You're an asshole tonight. And I've got a feelin' you'll be an asshole the rest of your life. And I was talkin' to your mother just the other night. I told her I thought you were an asshole. She said, "Yes. I think you're right." And all your friends are assholes 'cause you've known them your whole life. And somebody told me you've got an asshole for a wife. Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ya' know...at first I thought you were kidding around...but now I'm starting to think you really don't like me. Is this true? Check yes or no. Quote
hugo Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ya' know...at first I thought you were kidding around...but now I'm starting to think you really don't like me. Is this true? Check yes or no. You're Canadian. I have a painful chilhood memory of slipping on the ice in Montreal and breaking my jaw. Also the fact your name ends with 64 makes me believe you could be a one of at least 64 cyborgs sent to destroy planet Earth. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
emkay64 Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 You're Canadian. I have a painful chilhood memory of slipping on the ice in Montreal and breaking my jaw. Also the fact your name ends with 64 makes me believe you could be a one of at least 64 cyborgs sent to destroy planet Earth. I wasn't the one that pushed you...but I can understand your hatred having been to Montreal and all. The cyborg bit just means your crazy....I'm all robot...not a fleshy at all. Quote
ImWithStupid Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 What the hell is wrong with people?... Wal-Mart worker trampled to death NEW YORK (AP) — A temporary Wal-Mart worker died after a throng of unruly shoppers broke down the doors and trampled him moments after the Long Island store opened early Friday for day-after-Thanksgiving bargain hunting, police said. Wal-Mart Stores Inc. in Bentonville, Ark., called the incident a "tragic situation" and said the employee came from a temporary agency and was doing maintenance work at the store. "The safety and security of our customers and associates is our top priority," said Wal-Mart representative Dan Fogleman. "Our thoughts and prayers are with them and their families at this difficult time. At this point, facts are still being assembled and we are working closely with the Nassau County police as they investigate what occurred." The 34-year-old employee was taken to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead at about 6 a.m., Nassau County police said. The exact cause of death had not been determined, and the man's name was not released. A 28-year-old woman who was eight months pregnant was taken to a hospital for observation, where she and the baby were both reported to be OK, said Sgt. Anthony Repalone, a Nassau County police spokesman. He said four or five other people suffered minor injuries. Police said the crowd of shoppers knocked the man to the ground at 5:03 a.m., three minutes after the store opened at the suburban location about 20 miles east of Manhattan. It wasn't immediately clear how many people pushed their way in. A metal portion of the door was crumpled like an accordion. The industry's largest retail group said the incident was rare. "We are not aware of any other circumstances where a retail employee has died working on the day after Thanksgiving," said Ellen Davis, a spokeswoman at National Retail Federation. Shoppers around the country line up early outside stores on the day after Thanksgiving in the annual bargain-hunting ritual known as Black Friday. It got that name because it has historically been the day when stores broke into profitability for the full year. Many stores open early and stay open late. The Valley Stream Wal-Mart usually opens at 9 a.m. Items on sale at the Wal-Mart store included a $798 Samsung 50-inch Plasma HDTV, a Bissel Compact Upright Vaccum for $28, a Samsung 10.2 megapixel digital camera for $69 and DVDs such as "The Incredible Hulk" for $9. Nassau County police were at the scene investigating. Wal-Mart worker trampled to death - USATODAY.com . . . Quote
hugo Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 What the hell is wrong with people?... Wal-Mart worker trampled to death - USATODAY.com . . . That is why them Wal-Mart greeters make the big bucks. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
ImWithStupid Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 That is why them Wal-Mart greeters make the big bucks. And I was training to become a Wal-Mart greeter, because I thought it would be safer. One thing kept getting in my way during the interview. I just couldn't get over my utter and complete hatred of people. . . . Quote
phreakwars Posted November 28, 2008 Posted November 28, 2008 The word "SALE" has been genetically programmed into women's minds to transform them into an unrelenting beast. Black Friday is the ORGASM of the word "SALE". . . 1 Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars
RoyalOrleans Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 The word "SALE" has been genetically programmed into women's minds to transform them into an unrelenting beast. Black Friday is the ORGASM of the word "SALE". . . I once had incredible "post shopping sex" when my live-in girlfriend, at that time mid 1990's, came home with enough bags of clothing to dress the homeless in Atlanta. "Say it's a good deal, Neal! Say it's a good deal! Who's your favorite shopper? Who's your favorite shopper!" If these walls could talk. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 I once had incredible "post shopping sex" when my live-in girlfriend, at that time mid 1990's, came home with enough bags of clothing to dress the homeless in Atlanta. "Say it's a good deal, Neal! Say it's a good deal! Who's your favorite shopper? Who's your favorite shopper!" If these walls could talk. "Post shopping sex" when you've gotten a hell of a deal is the equivilant of "Post I just shot a giant buck sex" or "My team just won the Superbowl sex". In other words, it's all good. Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 "Post shopping sex" when you've gotten a hell of a deal is the equivilant of "Post I just shot a giant buck sex" or "My team just won the Superbowl sex". In other words, it's all good. Getting my pecker wet, for whatever reason, is all good. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 Getting my pecker wet, for whatever reason, is all good. Is that all it takes? You're easy to please. Quote
emkay64 Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 Getting my pecker wet, for whatever reason, is all good. Mental note....RO wants a wet sponge for Christmas..Check! Quote
Ahhlee Posted November 29, 2008 Posted November 29, 2008 Mental note....RO wants a wet sponge for Christmas..Check! I'm going to give him a watering can. It will be his best Christmas evah!!! Quote
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