Wal-Mart Employee Trampled to Death

[Chi]

I had to go to Walmart yesterday and I wanted to trample the little kid who was screaming at the top of his lungs, "Mom! I want that! Mom! Mom! I want that! Mom! Mom! MOMMMMMMMM!"

 

How in the FUK do parents tune that sh!t out??????

 

I freakin HATE inconsiderate parents like that. Those that don't even try to control and discipline their kids and just ignore them. Just because they are fine with getting deafened by their unruly brats doesn't mean others are fine with it, too.

[Chi]

While in K-Mart, I guess I was being particularly annoying, my mother threw a bag of potting soil at me!

 

A store clerk hurried over to my mother and me, "Ma'am! What are you doing???"

 

My mom replied, "Burying my son!".

 

lol, classic!

[Chi]

If that were me, my mother would grab me by the short hairs and drag me into the women's room for a sound beating.

 

lol, I've had to escort my kids to the bathroom once or twice in my day - "Come on sweetie, I think it's time for a potty break." "But I don't have to use it!" "Oh yes, you do! Come here, you little... kisses kid and pats him on the head, while smiling sweetly at all the onlookers and dragging him to the bathroom:D