Did you find love or did love find you?

[Ahhlee]

#1) When you fell in love (whether it has been once, twice, three times or 573 times..) was it:

 

Like a lightening bolt out of the sky that struck you silly and you knew at that very instant that this was the person for you?

 

OR

 

Did it sneak up on your slowly and one day you realized this person was the perfect fit for you?

 

 

#2) Regarding your significant other:

 

Were they attracted to you immediately? Was it like kismet or a page straight out of a Danielle Steel novel?

 

OR

 

Did you have to woo them, charm them and convince them that you were meant to be together always?

[emkay64]

Love evolves slowly for me.

[DaMan]

Love at first site for the both of us. I just knew she was the one. As it turned out she wasn't the one.

 

Met my soul mate 10 years later. We both knew it was meant to be.

 

How did I know? I went up to here to ask her out and before I could say a word she asked me. To this day I say things she is thinking seconds before she speaks and she does the same to me. It's like 2 minds thinking alike.

 

Really weird the first few times you experience this.

[wez]

Always finds me slowly.. I don't believe in "love at first sight".. how could that be? Sure, perhaps sometimes it works out and lasts but love is in the knowing, not the seeing of the flesh. That's lust, you mynx.

 

 

I was friends with everyone I've had a relationship with first and it just grew from there over time. The shortest was prolly 2 1/2 months, but am still friends with her 21 years later. I don't believe in "falling in and out of love" either. Real love never goes away no matter what even if you can't stay with a person for whatever reason, it's still there. Love is all about trust and forgivness and wanting someone to be happy, even that means having to say goodbye. Even if it's a one way street. Fact is, some people are just not capable of giving or receiving love. Quite sad.

 

And I ain't the Lord, no I'm just a fool

Learning loving somebody don't make them love you ~ Jack Johnson

 

[Ahhlee]

With my ex, it hit me like a lightning bolt and we were both infatuated with one another from the moment we met. I will always have a place for him in my heart and I will always wish him happiness.

 

I've had other relationships since but I've yet to experience that "lightning bolt" effect again...and perhaps I never will again? It's difficult to say.

 

Most likely I'm just a lost cause.

[wez]

 

Most likely I'm just a lost cause.

 

 

No such thing as long as the hearts beating..

[Anna Perenna]

I fall in love with every guy who makes me laugh.

 

Some of my exes have been completely evil but because they cracked me up I couldn't resist them.

 

Note: my online crushes on Hugo and Eddo ( not to mention the lesbian crush I am developing on Ali )

[snafu]

OK here's my story of my first wife.

 

She lived right behind me. I used to wait for her to leave for school and just by chance I would meet up with her and we would walk to school together. She had guys falling all over her but she was always nice to me. Well I went on to have other crushes. I really can't count them all. Well after I came back from the Navy she happened to be interested in me and by then I had no feelings for her. We had mutual friends and they tried to get us together. Eventually we moved in with each other. We lived together for two years and when she got pregnant we decided to get married. We were married for two more years to which we had another child (two girls). Then her dad talked her into having us get divorced (another long ass story). We lived together for another two years. So we were together for a total of six years. She finally moved with her dad to get some type of job training but in essences she gave custody of my children to her father. I filed for abandoment and could have had her thrown in jail becuse she claimed she didn't know wher I was even though I stayed in touch and my parents never moved. But that would not have solved the problem of me getting my kids.

 

I fought tooth and nail to get those kids but I degrees.

 

I do believe some people can find true love at first sight. The problem is that is has to be mutual and that is what makes it so extremely rare.

[Ahhlee]

I fall in love with every guy who makes me laugh.

 

Some of my exes have been completely evil but because they cracked me up I couldn't resist them.

 

Note: my online crushes on Hugo and Eddo ( not to mention the lesbian crush I am developing on Ali )

 

Hooray! Lesbian crushes for everyone...on the house!!!

 

I'm attracted to guys who make me laugh, too. And big hands and nicely shaped, hairy forearms. And tattoos. And a big penis. And who doesn't freak out when I suggest we play a nice game of "teacher and naughty school girl" on a Saturday night. And he's kind to his momma.

[Anna Perenna]

Hooray! Lesbian crushes for everyone...on the house!!!

 

I'm attracted to guys who make me laugh, too. And big hands and nicely shaped, hairy forearms. And tattoos. And a big penis. And who doesn't freak out when I suggest we play a nice game of "teacher and naughty school girl" on a Saturday night. And he's kind to his momma.

 

Oh yes, hands and hairy forearms are one of my favourite things too!!

 

And little 'love handles' just above the hips. They are so hot. I wish men didn't work out to get rid of them.

[snafu]

I fall in love with every guy who makes me laugh.

 

Some of my exes have been completely evil but because they cracked me up I couldn't resist them.

 

Note: my online crushes on Hugo and Eddo ( not to mention the lesbian crush I am developing on Ali )

 

So Anna did your here about the Englishman that wanted to become an Irishman?

He visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

 

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"

[Ahhlee]

Oh yes, hands and hairy forearms are one of my favourite things too!!

 

And little 'love handles' just above the hips. They are so hot. I wish men didn't work out to get rid of them.

 

A man with a little meat on his bones is where it's at. The only thing I want to do with a skinny, scrawny guy is throw a double cheeseburger at him.

[ImWithStupid]

I fall in love with every guy who makes me laugh.

 

So, this horse walks into a bar.

 

Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

 

Instant Rimshot

[Anna Perenna]

So Anna did your here about the Englishman that wanted to become an Irishman?

He visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

 

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"

 

So Snafu did you hear about the Australian girl who added you to her online crush list?

 

A man with a little meat on his bones is where it's at. The only thing I want to do with a skinny, scrawny guy is throw a double cheeseburger at him.

 

High Five! I like men who eat steak with a side order of chicken wrapped in bacon.

[ImWithStupid]

 

I'm attracted to guys who make me laugh, too. And big hands and nicely shaped, hairy forearms. And tattoos. And a big penis. And who doesn't freak out when I suggest we play a nice game of "teacher and naughty school girl" on a Saturday night. And he's kind to his momma.

 

When exactly was it that we've met before?

[ImWithStupid]

High Five! I like men who eat steak with a side order of chicken wrapped in bacon.

 

Mmmm! Bacon.

[Anna Perenna]

So, this horse walks into a bar.

 

Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

 

Instant Rimshot

 

So, this girl logs on to a forum.

 

The admin says "why the long crush list?"

 

Instant Rimshot

[Anna Perenna]

Mmmm! Bacon.

 

Shut up. Just shut up.

 

You had me at "liberals are to blame for everything"

 

[Ahhlee]

When exactly was it that we've met before?

 

That was YOU????

 

I do declare, Mister Stupid, you rocked mah world.

[wez]

For some reason I always seem to just get used for my greek god legs, flowing blonde locks, and rock hard ass.. Woe = wez..

 

 

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Edited April 2, 2016 by rem

[RoyalOrleans]

I was kicked in the butt by love.

[eddo]

I found love, but it only lets me look in through the windows...

[hugo]

I was ten years old. I put my left hand in my pocket. There was a hole in the pocket. Hand and penis met. They have had a strong loving relationship ever since.

[Ahhlee]

I was ten years old. I put my left hand in my pocket. There was a hole in the pocket. Hand and penis met. They have had a strong loving relationship ever since.

 

That is the most romantic thing I have ever read.

[ImWithStupid]

I was ten years old. I put my left hand in my pocket. There was a hole in the pocket. Hand and penis met. They have had a strong loving relationship ever since.

 

Yes, it is quite touching, isn't it?