Guest Aratzio Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 On Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:04:58 -0500, in the land of alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got double secret probation for writing: >On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 08:39:46 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >wrote: > >>On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 10:00:13 -0500, in the land of >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Hatchetmama >><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got double secret >>probation for writing: >> >>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:34:56 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>wrote: >>> >>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:54:11 -0500, in the land of >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Hatchetmama >>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got double secret >>>>probation for writing: >>>> >>>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:13:46 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:46:46 -0500, in the land of >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Hatchetmama >>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got double secret >>>>>>probation for writing: >>>>>> >>>>>>>Ah, I'm so sorry. I was kinda advanced so I didn't stay long, had all >>>>>>>senior classes and hung out on the field. One year. They offered me >>>>>>>DVC or grad. I figured I could go to a proper school later. >>>>>>>I was a guest on the radio show once. Being the first female on the >>>>>>>all-male football team. (no powder-puff at the time, nor would I play >>>>>>>powder-puff had they had it) >>>>>> >>>>>>I was long gone from the area by then. I left in 74. Visited a few >>>>>>times until I returned in 1980. I got fed up with HS football and >>>>>>didn't play my senior year. Not from lack of playing time (big & fast >>>>>>gets minutes on D) but the fuckwits that were the coaches. They felt >>>>>>my life should revolve around the team and I had other things going on >>>>>>that conflicted. >>>>> >>>>>Sounds familiar. >>>>>Getting married, ready for military, speed, cars, etc. >>>> >>>>Money, we was not rich, so I worked. >>> >>>Well, there was that too. I was making description boxes and title >>>blocks at Jacobs and Co. (a local drafting co.) at the age of 14 for >>>spending money. >>>hated it. >> >>Paper routes, tree work, delivering fire wood, gas station, radio >>station (KWUN)... >> >K-15! I lived right around the street from there. > >hey, you worked more than I did. Just Friday nights at KWUN. The other reason I quit, opportunity to be the color man on the High School game of the week. Quote
Guest ah Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Hatchetmama wrote: > On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:21:45 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: > >>Hatchetmama wrote: >>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:01:07 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>> wrote: >>> >>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:23:31 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:33:39 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, >>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got >>>>>double secret probation for writing: >>>>> >>>>>>You don't like blowjobs? >>>>> >>>>>Are you offering? >>>> >>>>W00T!! HATCHETMAMA GIVING FREE BLOWJOBS!!! >>> >>> Stop that right now. >> >>Uhm, how much then? > > ifyouhavetoask... What's a bowjob? Is that like a Greenpeace anti-whaling thing? > > Do you know what an AT-4 is? > Can you get one? Sorry: I have only SATA these days ;/ -- ah Quote
Guest ah Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Aratzio wrote: > On Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:01:04 -0500, in the land of > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Hatchetmama > <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got double secret > probation for writing: > >>On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 08:38:13 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>wrote: >> >>>On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:57:50 -0500, in the land of >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Hatchetmama >>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got double secret >>>probation for writing: >>> >>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:34:03 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:52:02 -0500, in the land of >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Hatchetmama >>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got double secret >>>>>probation for writing: >>>>> >>>>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:14:47 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:40:06 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, >>>>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got >>>>>>>double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 10:12:09 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:45:43 -0500, in the land of >>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:34:58 -0500, Hatchetmama >>>>>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:32:42 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:07:36 -0500, in the land of >>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Hatchetmama >>>>>>>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got double secret >>>>>>>>>>>>probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:51:59 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:32:03 -0500, in the land of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Hatchetmama >>>>>>>>>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got double secret >>>>>>>>>>>>>>probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:01:07 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:23:31 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:33:39 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You don't like blowjobs? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Are you offering? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>W00T!! HATCHETMAMA GIVING FREE BLOWJOBS!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stop that right now. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>No. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh. Alright then. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>W00T!! HATCHETMAMA GIVING BLOWJOBS!!! >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>I fixed it. >>>>>>>>>>>Nothing is free. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>damn. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Send her pictures... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>He already did. >>>>>>>>I kinda like Mr. Veiney >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Which explains the rocket launcher. >>>>>> >>>>>>I do like explodey stuff. >>>>> >>>>>I used to work on B-52. They had lots of explody thingies. We made >>>>>sure the explodies thingies hit in the neighborhood of the explodie >>>>>thing recipient. >>>> >>>>Guidance systems? nono OHOH, that would mean you could touch all the >>>>explody thingies. omg your hands have been on all sorts of things. >>> >>>Spent 3 days laying on top of MK62 nukes in the bomb bay. That was the >>>only actual explodie thingies I was allowed to officially touch. >>>Munitions peeps took care of explodies. I took care of aiming. >> >>You layed on top of... >><quiver> > > Look like big silver torpedoes. Do they have a smell? -- ah Quote
Guest Onideus Mad Hatter Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 On Fri, 02 Jan 2009 06:12:13 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >Hatchetmama wrote: >> On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:21:45 -0500, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote: >> >>>Hatchetmama wrote: >>>> On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:01:07 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:23:31 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:33:39 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, >>>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got >>>>>>double secret probation for writing: >>>>>> >>>>>>>You don't like blowjobs? >>>>>> >>>>>>Are you offering? >>>>> >>>>>W00T!! HATCHETMAMA GIVING FREE BLOWJOBS!!! >>>> >>>> Stop that right now. >>> >>>Uhm, how much then? >> >> ifyouhavetoask... > >What's a bowjob? Is that like a Greenpeace anti-whaling thing? Just open your mouth and say "Ah". LOL -- Onideus Mad Hatter mhm ? x ? http://www.backwater-productions.net http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog Hatter Quotes ------------- "When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're saying, so much as what they're saying it for." "Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do." "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the best." "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you with it." "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist." "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!" "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my bad." "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols." "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?" "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others of its relevancy." "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper." "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are." "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just givin em out for free." "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts." "Those who record history are those who control history." "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you." "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head." "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a function?" "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid. Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users." "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww, gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, ) Quote
Guest Aratzio Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 On Fri, 02 Jan 2009 06:17:14 -0500, in the land of alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing: >Aratzio wrote: >> On Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:01:04 -0500, in the land of >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Hatchetmama >> <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got double secret >> probation for writing: >> >>>On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 08:38:13 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>wrote: >>> >>>>On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:57:50 -0500, in the land of >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Hatchetmama >>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got double secret >>>>probation for writing: >>>> >>>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:34:03 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:52:02 -0500, in the land of >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Hatchetmama >>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got double secret >>>>>>probation for writing: >>>>>> >>>>>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:14:47 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:40:06 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, >>>>>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got >>>>>>>>double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 10:12:09 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 12:45:43 -0500, in the land of >>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:34:58 -0500, Hatchetmama >>>>>>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:32:42 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:07:36 -0500, in the land of >>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Hatchetmama >>>>>>>>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got double secret >>>>>>>>>>>>>probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 17:51:59 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:32:03 -0500, in the land of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Hatchetmama >>>>>>>>>>>>>>><Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got double secret >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:01:07 -0500, david hillstrom <dave@meow.org> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:23:31 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:33:39 -0500, in the land of alt.aratzio, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hatchetmama <Hatchetmama@takethisbitoutimabadlittlegirl.com> got >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You don't like blowjobs? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Are you offering? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>W00T!! HATCHETMAMA GIVING FREE BLOWJOBS!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stop that right now. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh. Alright then. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>W00T!! HATCHETMAMA GIVING BLOWJOBS!!! >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>I fixed it. >>>>>>>>>>>>Nothing is free. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>damn. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Send her pictures... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>He already did. >>>>>>>>>I kinda like Mr. Veiney >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Which explains the rocket launcher. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>I do like explodey stuff. >>>>>> >>>>>>I used to work on B-52. They had lots of explody thingies. We made >>>>>>sure the explodies thingies hit in the neighborhood of the explodie >>>>>>thing recipient. >>>>> >>>>>Guidance systems? nono OHOH, that would mean you could touch all the >>>>>explody thingies. omg your hands have been on all sorts of things. >>>> >>>>Spent 3 days laying on top of MK62 nukes in the bomb bay. That was the >>>>only actual explodie thingies I was allowed to officially touch. >>>>Munitions peeps took care of explodies. I took care of aiming. >>> >>>You layed on top of... >>><quiver> >> >> Look like big silver torpedoes. > >Do they have a smell? Hydraulic fluid. Quote
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