Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

Well boys and girls, it's that time once again when families get together, eat like pigs, and abuse the credit system.. Have a great Christmas..

 

 

And Merry Christmas to everyone in the world no matter who your "God" is.. the important thing is.. it's all the same "God" no matter what people think/say/do..

 

I am you and you are me

Whys that such a mystery?

If you want it you got to believe

Who are we? were who we are

Riding on the great big star

We've got to stand up if were gonna be free yeah

 

If you want it you got it

You just got to believe

Believe in yourself

cause its all just a game

We just want to be loved

 

The son of God is in our face

Offering us eternal grace

If you want it you've got to believe

cause being free is a state of mind

We'll one day leave this all behind

Just put your faith in God and one day you'll see it

 

If you want it you got it

You just got to believe

Believe in yourself

cause its all just a game

We just want to be loved

 

The futures in our present hands

Lets reach right in

Lets understand

If you want it you've got to believe yeah

 

If you want it you got it

You just got to believe

Believe in yourself yeah

cause its all just a game

We just want to be loved ~ Lenny Kravitz

 

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNaDg3T_viA]YouTube - believe - Lenny Kravitz[/ame]

 

 

 

 

 

Happy B Day Jesus! Even though you were mostly likely not born on this day as I'm pretty sure that Dec. 25th had some significant meaning in Paganism long before Christianity stole your identity, locked you in a confusing book that causes people to want to kill each other and provides them with the moral superiority to think it's ok to do so... You da man.

 

 

So.. any ya'll get any cool gifts?

 

 

I got some much needed new boots, a sweatshirt and carbon monoxide detector.. life is good.. yay me

  • 2 weeks later...
  • Replies 52
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Posted
I got a Wii, a sweet new digital camera and some Family Guy sets on dvd.

 

Pretty amazing considering I was a bad girl this year.

 

I got a fukken turtleneck sweater.

 

My aunt bought me corduroy slacks. She still thinks I'm 7 years old.

  • Like 1

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

Posted
Hell, all I got was a photo of the grandkids, a new wallet (empty, of course), and a cooling pad for my laptop.

 

I got a pic of the grandkids too. I also got a wireless keyboard and mouse. I can see a wireless mouse cause your always pulling on the cord but I can't see far enough to take my keyboard anywere. :D

 

I'm buying myself some ram. AND IT'S NOT HERE YET! DAMN!!

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

Posted
Do they at least match the sweater?

 

The corduroy pants are greyish blue, but the turtleneck sweater is black and came from my oldest sister.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

Posted
The corduroy pants are greyish blue, but the turtleneck sweater is black and came from my oldest sister.

 

Black goes with anything. I'm sure you'll look dashing in your Christmas attire.

Posted
Black goes with anything. I'm sure you'll look dashing in your Christmas attire.

 

Ohh.. there's no doubt that I'll look good enough to bury in my new get-up. Though, I don't wear blue and black together, however dark denim is not out of the picture (not black jeans... tre white trash). Nor do I wear brown and black together; nothing tackier than a nice pair of black slacks with brown loafers (redneck).

 

I have this thing about things around my neck. So the black turtleneck sweater will be relegated to gatherings, in the colder months, and when my eldest sister will be present. I'm a sweetheart like that.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

Posted
Ohh.. there's no doubt that I'll look good enough to bury in my new get-up. Though, I don't wear blue and black together, however dark denim is not out of the picture (not black jeans... tre white trash). Nor do I wear brown and black together; nothing tackier than a nice pair of black slacks with brown loafers (redneck).

 

I have this thing about things around my neck. So the black turtleneck sweater will be relegated to gatherings, in the colder months, and when my eldest sister will be present. I'm a sweetheart like that.

 

Ahhh, how nice.

 

I don't like turtlenecks either. Even in the dead of winter, I'll still choose to wear a v-neck.

Posted
Ahhh, how nice.

 

I don't like turtlenecks either. Even in the dead of winter, I'll still choose to wear a v-neck.

 

I have some 300+ t-shirts and two-thirds are v-neck. I like to show off my cleavage.

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

Posted
Ohh.. there's no doubt that I'll look good enough to bury in my new get-up. Though, I don't wear blue and black together, however dark denim is not out of the picture (not black jeans... tre white trash). Nor do I wear brown and black together; nothing tackier than a nice pair of black slacks with brown loafers (redneck).

 

I have this thing about things around my neck. So the black turtleneck sweater will be relegated to gatherings, in the colder months, and when my eldest sister will be present. I'm a sweetheart like that.

 

A sweetheart huh? No argyle...WTF!? walks away muttering

Posted
I have argyle boxers shorts.

 

Go nuts!

 

Careful...emkay's argyle fetish may cause her to tear off your boxers and then run off to have sex with them, leaving you all alone with no underpants.

Posted
Careful...emkay's argyle fetish may cause her to tear off your boxers and then run off to have sex with them, leaving you all alone with no underpants.

 

That's where you come in...

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

Posted
That's where you come in...

 

I'll talk dirty to you in my Fargo Margie accent and get you sooooo revved up.

 

"Brrrr! I think I need to make some hot cocoa. I'll put a peppermint stick in it. Does that turn you on? Yah, you betcha it does..."

Posted
I'll talk dirty to you in my Fargo Margie accent and get you sooooo revved up.

 

"Brrrr! I think I need to make some hot cocoa. I'll put a peppermint stick in it. Does that turn you on? Yah, you betcha it does..."

 

Oooo... baby. Tell me more!

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

Posted
Oooo... baby. Tell me more!

 

"That cocoa is pretty hot, so don't burn your tongue. And we're supposed to get another 6 inches of snow tonight, don't ya know? Gad, it just won't let up! You wanna do it?"

Posted
Now if you dress up like an orc, slobber profusely, and quote lines from Lord of the Rings...he'll be putty in yer hands....at least that's what he made me do...bastard!
  • Like 1
Posted
Now if you dress up like an orc, slobber profusely, and quote lines from Lord of the Rings...he'll be putty in yer hands....at least that's what he made me do...bastard!

 

That is one of my favorite sexual fantasies. "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys."

 

Or I could wear a "SLUT" shirt like Lindsay did when she went to visit her dad in prison on AD.

 

Did he return the favor and engage in your hockey player screws the female interviewer in the locker room fantasy? Oh wait....that's my fantasy. Shoot.

Posted
Now if you dress up like an orc, slobber profusely, and quote lines from Lord of the Rings...

 

ohhh

 

 

ohhh

 

 

faints

I'm trusted by more women.
Posted
He rarely indulges MY fantasies. It was all fine in the beginning...schoolgirl, little bo peep, woodland nymph, garden gnome, but now it has become a little more bizarre...orcs, various Muppets, Jabba the Hut (why can't I be princess leah?). I mean it's dirty, degrading and generally humiliating. I like it...but still....
Posted
He rarely indulges MY fantasies. It was all fine in the beginning...schoolgirl, little bo peep, woodland nymph, garden gnome, but now it has become a little more bizarre...orcs, various Muppets, Jabba the Hut (why can't I be princess leah?). I mean it's dirty, degrading and generally humiliating. I like it...but still....

 

"why can't I be princess leah?" - OMG, I almost peed my pants! LMAO!

Posted
Ahhh, how nice.

 

I don't like turtlenecks either. Even in the dead of winter, I'll still choose to wear a v-neck.

 

I have some 300+ t-shirts and two-thirds are v-neck. I like to show off my cleavage.

 

I'm the opposite of you guys. I love wearing sweaters, turtle necks and all sorts of layers during winter. I likes to keep cozy and am a big baby when it comes to the cold. I also hate to show off my cleavage in public (unless I can't help it and it's a bathing suit, tank top or something like that.)

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


×
×
  • Create New...