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Do you dress like a fine mofo when you go out on the town?

 

Do you have a standing eyebrow wax appointment?

 

Do you have more than the two standard body cleansing products in your shower - Prell shampoo and Irish Spring soap?

 

Have you ever put yourself on a diet because your jeans were a little snug?

 

If you had $500 to burn, would it go towards power tools or a killer pair of black leather shoes?

 

Do you spend more than 45 minutes in the bathroom per day grooming yourself?

 

Have you ever, for even one moment, considered wearing manscara or manliner?

 

 

If you answered yes to any of these, you are probably a metrosexual.

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Do you have more than the two standard body cleansing products in your shower - Prell shampoo and Irish Spring soap?

 

No, but all of my shampoo and soap are Aveeno products.

 

Have you ever put yourself on a diet because your jeans were a little snug?

 

Yes.

 

If you had $500 to burn, would it go towards power tools or a killer pair of black leather shoes?

 

I spent $500 on an antique mahogany armoire just two days ago.

 

I'm a metro. sigh

To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair

 

Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.

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The only definitive criteria for the metro sexual man is pubic hair shaving or shaping in any way, shape or form....

 

So the criteria falls on if a guy "manscapes" or not?

 

I disagree. I occasionally trim up a bit for the sake of etiquite, but that's it. I think metrosexuals go beyond to the mani/pedi and beyond.

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So the criteria falls on if a guy "manscapes" or not?

 

I disagree. I occasionally trim up a bit for the sake of etiquite, but that's it. I think metrosexuals go beyond to the mani/pedi and beyond.

 

I agree . Most men and women shave/landscape down there now days.

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Do you own a Madonna or Cher CD?

 

Do you insist on freshly cut flowers on your dinner table every day?

 

Do you spend hours daydreaming about draperies and decorative pillows?

 

Do you find Barry Mannilow unbelievably macho and sexy?

 

Have you sucked another man's cokk?

 

Are you willing to take it up the butt from a bearded, burly lumberjack named Smithy?

 

 

If you answered yes to any of these, you might be gay.

 

 

Ok, I'm not gay... I said no to all of these...

 

 

Do you dress like a fine mofo when you go out on the town?

 

Do you have a standing eyebrow wax appointment?

 

Do you have more than the two standard body cleansing products in your shower - Prell shampoo and Irish Spring soap?

 

Have you ever put yourself on a diet because your jeans were a little snug?

 

If you had $500 to burn, would it go towards power tools or a killer pair of black leather shoes?

 

Do you spend more than 45 minutes in the bathroom per day grooming yourself?

 

Have you ever, for even one moment, considered wearing manscara or manliner?

 

 

If you answered yes to any of these, you are probably a metrosexual.

 

 

Err... I may be metro... shiit...

 

 

The only definitive criteria for the metro sexual man is pubic hair shaving or shaping in any way, shape or form....

 

If that's true em... I'm metro, but the ladies LOVE IT that way...

Intelligent people think...

how ignorance must be bliss....

idiots have it so easy, it's not fair...

to have to think...

WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... :cool:

 

Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...

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Seafood, seakittens, why the need for names? Let's just call it delicious.
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Ok, I'm not gay... I said no to all of these...

 

 

 

 

 

Err... I may be metro... shiit...

 

 

 

 

If that's true em... I'm metro, but the ladies LOVE IT that way...

 

I never said I don't like a metro sexual man lol.

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No one ever accused me of being a metro..in fact, no one ever accused me of wearing deodorant.

The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman

 

 

"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison

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