Ahhlee Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Do you dress like a fine mofo when you go out on the town? Do you have a standing eyebrow wax appointment? Do you have more than the two standard body cleansing products in your shower - Prell shampoo and Irish Spring soap? Have you ever put yourself on a diet because your jeans were a little snug? If you had $500 to burn, would it go towards power tools or a killer pair of black leather shoes? Do you spend more than 45 minutes in the bathroom per day grooming yourself? Have you ever, for even one moment, considered wearing manscara or manliner? If you answered yes to any of these, you are probably a metrosexual. Quote
Chi Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 I'm not gay. At least not in a viking sort of way, more like a prison way. Can you elaborate on that? Quote
RoyalOrleans Posted January 13, 2009 Author Posted January 13, 2009 Do you have more than the two standard body cleansing products in your shower - Prell shampoo and Irish Spring soap? No, but all of my shampoo and soap are Aveeno products. Have you ever put yourself on a diet because your jeans were a little snug? Yes. If you had $500 to burn, would it go towards power tools or a killer pair of black leather shoes? I spent $500 on an antique mahogany armoire just two days ago. I'm a metro. sigh Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
Ahhlee Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 I'm a metro. sigh I'll forgive you...but only because you can etch glass with your nipples. Quote
Chi Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Metros can be pretty sexy, as long as they don't other do it. At least you know they are clean, smell good and take care of themselves. Quote
emkay64 Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 The only definitive criteria for the metro sexual man is pubic hair shaving or shaping in any way, shape or form.... Quote
ImWithStupid Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 The only definitive criteria for the metro sexual man is pubic hair shaving or shaping in any way, shape or form.... So the criteria falls on if a guy "manscapes" or not? I disagree. I occasionally trim up a bit for the sake of etiquite, but that's it. I think metrosexuals go beyond to the mani/pedi and beyond. Quote
Chi Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 So the criteria falls on if a guy "manscapes" or not? I disagree. I occasionally trim up a bit for the sake of etiquite, but that's it. I think metrosexuals go beyond to the mani/pedi and beyond. I agree . Most men and women shave/landscape down there now days. Quote
RegisteredAndEducated Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 Do you own a Madonna or Cher CD? Do you insist on freshly cut flowers on your dinner table every day? Do you spend hours daydreaming about draperies and decorative pillows? Do you find Barry Mannilow unbelievably macho and sexy? Have you sucked another man's cokk? Are you willing to take it up the butt from a bearded, burly lumberjack named Smithy? If you answered yes to any of these, you might be gay. Ok, I'm not gay... I said no to all of these... Do you dress like a fine mofo when you go out on the town? Do you have a standing eyebrow wax appointment? Do you have more than the two standard body cleansing products in your shower - Prell shampoo and Irish Spring soap? Have you ever put yourself on a diet because your jeans were a little snug? If you had $500 to burn, would it go towards power tools or a killer pair of black leather shoes? Do you spend more than 45 minutes in the bathroom per day grooming yourself? Have you ever, for even one moment, considered wearing manscara or manliner? If you answered yes to any of these, you are probably a metrosexual. Err... I may be metro... shiit... The only definitive criteria for the metro sexual man is pubic hair shaving or shaping in any way, shape or form.... If that's true em... I'm metro, but the ladies LOVE IT that way... Quote Intelligent people think... how ignorance must be bliss.... idiots have it so easy, it's not fair... to have to think... WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AMONG THOSE FORTUNATE MASSES..... Hey, "Non-believers" I've just got one thing to say to ya... If you're right, then what difference does it make, it wont matter when we're dead anyway... But if I'm right... Well, hey... Ya better be right...
RoyalOrleans Posted January 17, 2009 Author Posted January 17, 2009 Oh yeah... I tidy up around the nick nacks and Big Earl. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.
ImWithStupid Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 PETA wants to rename fish "sea kittens" because they think that will make seafood less appealing. This organization is a complete joke. On the Colbert Report he gets into this about a minute and half of the clip shown... Tip/Wag - Monkey on the Lam | January 15th | ColbertNation.com He says peta convinced him to look at cats as "land fish" and to bread and fry them. Quote
Guest angie Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Seafood, seakittens, why the need for names? Let's just call it delicious. Quote
emkay64 Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Ok, I'm not gay... I said no to all of these... Err... I may be metro... shiit... If that's true em... I'm metro, but the ladies LOVE IT that way... I never said I don't like a metro sexual man lol. Quote
hugo Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 No one ever accused me of being a metro..in fact, no one ever accused me of wearing deodorant. Quote The power to do good is also the power to do harm. - Milton Friedman "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents." - James Madison
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